Lost Narrative Poetry

"What is going on, Yuigahama-san?"

Hikigaya Hachiman recovered from the repeated critical attacks and asked feebly with a pair of dead fish eyes, and his whole body collapsed on the table.

It was already evening, and the refreshing early summer breeze blew in through the open windows, and music symbolizing youth flowed in through the open windows. If you walk to the window at this time, you can easily overlook the entire sports field outside.

The noise of boys and girls enthusiastically participating in club activities echoed outside, coupled with the metallic sound and sharp whistle of the bat, and the pipe band's recorder and trumpet also came to arrange flowers. This was the main background music of the service department.

But no one paid attention to them. Everyone either had their own things to do or had topics to talk about, so their attention was not focused on this aspect.

"Ah hahaha, this...this..."

As a member of the live team, Yuigahama Yui's character has a simplicity that is completely inconsistent with the character. She can't even tell lies. At this moment, she just twists her hands nervously in front of her chest and starts to feel shy.

Hikigaya Hachiman's heart couldn't help but beat faster, remembering some of the previous things, but he shook his head suddenly and instantly dismissed this unrealistic possibility. How could it be possible?

I must be overthinking it!

"This... right, right!"

Yuigahama Yui seemed to be getting more and more embarrassed, even if the people around her didn't say anything. In desperation, she finally thought of a good reason to change the topic.

"Look, you see, it's really funny and embarrassing for me to go around looking for someone like this..." she stammered.

"...Can we skip this topic?" Hikigaya Hachiman's face suddenly turned completely dark. Sure enough, he had just been thinking too much. This woman was here to cause trouble!

Judging from the redness on her cheeks, she seemed to be recalling how embarrassing it was to ask questions about her whereabouts everywhere on campus. I really feel sorry for her!

"Ah! No, no, no, I don't want to ridicule you, I just want to say, want to say... By the way, look, at least leave a phone number or something, anyway, no one will ask What is our relationship?"

Yuigahama explained even more flusteredly, but this idiot couldn't even lie, and he looked like he was just asking for it.

Next to her, Yukinoshita, who was reading a book with his head down and had never spoken a word, couldn't help but let out a very slight, almost inaudible but very deep sigh, and at the same time subconsciously reached out to hold his forehead.

However, almost at the same time, the girl heard a slight sigh from the opposite side of her.

She subconsciously raised her head and looked around, and saw that the guy opposite her was doing exactly the same thing as her. He was stroking his forehead with his hands and couldn't help but sigh.

Then, Xia Ran on the opposite side seemed to have discovered this problem.

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Both of them were slightly startled, and then subconsciously lowered their palms at the same time. Immediately afterwards, they were slightly startled when they noticed each other's actions, so they turned to look out the window at the same time, seeming to be interested in the scenery outside.

The synchronization rate is incredibly high, and from other people's perspective, it's almost like a perfectly synchronized mirror image.

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Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but twitch his lips. In this stark contrast, he felt that his situation was inexplicably miserable. Why was he the only one who had to be mercilessly stabbed by women like Yuigahama?

His dead fish eyes seemed to have become more rotten at the moment, as if he had lost all his dreams, so he stopped wasting his brain and thinking carefully about Yuigahama's current performance, and directly took out his mobile phone and handed it to the other side——

"Leave a phone number? Well...I don't have anything to say."

"Huh? Let me do it?"

The girl who was crossing her hands, turned her face to the side, and secretly observed Hikigaya from the corner of her eye was stunned for a moment, looking a little unbelievable.

"It's so bold to just hand over your phone to someone else without even thinking about it..."

"Anyway, I don't have anything shady on my phone. Only my sister, or Amazon and McDonald's will send me notifications. It doesn't matter..."

Hikigaya didn't care about these inconsequential things at all. After all, there were no spellcasting materials in his mobile phone, at least it would not leave traces and records that could be directly seen.

"Wow, it's true! Almost all of them are notification emails from Amazon! By the way, how many things did you buy..." Yuigahama hesitated, took the phone, and exclaimed after just one glance.

"It's up to you to take care of..." Hikigaya Hachiman was still slumped in the chair, motionless and completely unconcerned.

"Really... there are very few contacts. Are you too pitiful?" He probably opened his business card book and was about to enter his contact information. By the way, he also saw that apart from his family, he had no contacts at all. List of people, Yuigahama couldn't help but look at the boy opposite with pity.

"By the way, are you really not here to attack me?" Hikigaya took a deep breath to relieve the pressure in his skull.

"Ah, sorry, I accidentally strayed into this topic... Hahaha..."

Yuigahama quickly stopped the topic, showed his trademark silly smile, and then took out his mobile phone. He first added Hikigaya's contact information to his mobile phone, and then entered his contact information into Hikigaya's mobile phone. among.

During this process, she couldn't help but complain: "Why can't we use the infrared transmission function? We have to type it in. It's so troublesome!"

"What can I do? I can't use the infrared transmission function, and I don't really like to carry a mobile phone." Hikigaya didn't think it was his fault.

"Forget it... no wonder you asked me to do such a thing." Yuigahama muttered in a low voice, feeling that he had seen through the other party's conspiracy, and he took Hikigaya's mobile phone and started typing at a very fast speed.

"You type so fast..."

"Isn't this normal? It's obvious that you haven't been in contact with anyone for a long time, and your fingers have degenerated, right?" The girl curled her lips, and then reacted immediately. "Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. It's just that you seem to have flaws all over your body. I feel that unless you don't speak, any casual words you say will hit your wounds..."

——What's going on with this guy...

——Does she have to find an opportunity to stab herself in this regard?

At this moment, Hikigaya couldn't tell whether she was really stupid or pretending to be stupid. He could only respond through gritted teeth: "How rude. I wrote letters to girls when I was in junior high... Hey! That's mine. Cell phone!"

Snapped!

Probably too shocked, Yuigahama dropped the phone to the ground without catching it. She looked at Hikigaya blankly, with an expression as if she had seen the end of the world: "Liar..."

"Who lied to you? As long as I get serious, this kind of thing is nothing." Hikigaya felt that this woman's reaction was too hurtful, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to brag about his achievements in this regard.

"I'm sorry, I can't imagine you dating a girl at all... What kind of person is she?"

"Of course she is a person who lives a healthy and elegant life. When I sent an email at seven o'clock in the evening, she would not reply until the next morning, telling me that she had fallen asleep and would see me at school later. This shows how regular her life is. But when she got to the classroom, She has never dared to talk to me, and her personality is really introverted and graceful."

Hikigaya clenched his fists and said confidently.

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"Eh? Isn't that..." Yuigahama's eyes widened and she quickly covered her mouth with her hands to prevent her from choking, but her tears still flowed out.

So pitiful, so pitiful.

She quickly leaned over to pick up the phone on the ground, looked at the other person and said very seriously: "Hikigaya-san, I will definitely reply to your letter properly and I won't pretend to be asleep!"

But it is obvious that the heartbroken high school boy does not need such cruel tenderness now... After all, Hikigaya is not really a fool. Of course, he already knows the truth of the matter.

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The activity room fell into silence for a while, mainly because of Hikigaya's self-exposure, and he himself seemed to have completely given up on himself.

Yuigahama felt completely panicked. Why did it become like this? She always seems to mess up things, of course because Hikigaya Hachiman is full of flaws. Although she really doesn't mean to be mean and sarcastic, she feels that unless she doesn't speak, doesn't answer, doesn't complain, and completely cuts off communication... …

Otherwise, it will pierce the other party's heart... and the result will be like this.

Subconsciously, she cast a look of help at the other two people who had been silent all this time. Didn't these two people just see what she meant and create opportunities for her in a tacit understanding?

I don't want to disrupt her plan with other topics... It's just that she really has no experience or talent in this area, or it should be said that it's because of Hikigaya, so she can't control the topic at all. direction——

Originally, she wanted to put forward her idea of ​​teaming up with Hikigaya step by step. After all, they were in the same class. According to the rule of three people in groups, the problem should not be too big, even if she added Totsuka Ayaka. Just meets the conditions.

As a result, her girlish feelings were not expressed well, but she punched Hikigaya-san's head off with a flurry of punches. People who don't know may think that she is a master of chasing, and she can always see through weaknesses easily. Then he dealt targeted critical damage as if nothing had happened...

Now there is really no choice but to ask for help from the sidelines.

Yukinoshita sighed softly, and didn't know how to comment better. She could only say: "Yuigahama-san, I think you can actually just state what you want to do directly, and there is no need to do these unnecessary things... …”

"Hey, hey? Is this okay?"

"Isn't there a saying that it's always wrong to say too much... Isn't that what you are doing now?" Yukinoshita held her forehead with a headache, "Besides, no matter what, you still have to tell your true purpose in the end. Does this mean anything?”

"Ta-cai doesn't have any real purpose. I just-just think that he will definitely not have friends, and no one will be willing to team up with him, so I-cai..."

Yuigahama suddenly became panicked again, hurriedly explaining or covering up his actions, and mercilessly stabbed the dying Hikigaya-san again.