Lord of Industrialization

Lawyer: "How did your first marriage end?"

Defendant: "One party died."

Lawyer: "Which party died?"

Witness: "Your Honor, can I kill him?"

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Lawyer: "Can you describe that person's appearance?"

Witness: "About the same height as your Honor, and he has a big beard."

Lawyer: “Is the other party male or female?”

Witness: "Unless the circus happened to be passing through town, I would guess it was a man."

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Amidst the laughter of dozens of rough and arrogant men, Frederick met Count Oval.

The development of farce in the Principality of Wesson is faster than the economy. Compared with the great achievements of emperors, generals and ministers, and the beauty of talents and beauties, people prefer laughter and laughter.

Different groups like different types of comedies. For example, Count Oval and this group of men in the army are very keen on watching the jokes of educated people.

There is an open-air theater in the city, which is like a lecture theater and can seat many people.

Today is the day when Count Oval invites everyone to watch a play twice a month. The troupe he raises specially sends people to the small theater that performs farce plays in Weisenberg City to "collect the style". The new play will be performed here within a month. .

It happened that Frederick came over, so Count Oval invited him and Baron Ibex and others to come to the theater to watch the play.

According to ancient tradition, when people are watching a play in the theater, they do not need to leave their seats when the emperor comes. They only need to stand up in their seats to signal, and the actors can salute without interrupting the performance.

After Count Oval saluted Frederick, everyone sat down on the thick cushions, and a guard brought a large glass of cold beer.

What was staged today was a farce based on a court debate. The lawyers in the play kept asking stupid questions, which made the blood pressure of the plaintiff, defendant and witnesses soar, and made the judge helpless.

As the territory and population of the Principality of Wesson grew rapidly, the courts heard more and more cases, and the shortage of lawyers increased, causing the average level to drop. Therefore, many jokes appeared. Some people collected the jokes and compiled them into farce plays.

Some people think that the impact is not good, but Culture Minister Maria said that it does not matter if the lawyer is stupid, as long as the judge is fair. With this line, the creation of "legal dramas" has exploded.

At the end of the first act, Count Oval asked Frederick curiously: "Your Excellency, the Grand Duke, how did you get rid of the rats in the city?"

There was a plot in the play just now where the plaintiff sued the defendant for stealing his sausage. The defendant argued that a rat had stolen it. The plaintiff said that they had not seen a rat on the street for a month.

In this era, rats were infested in towns and villages, stealing food and chewing things, which was deeply disgusting for people.

Count Oval also suffered greatly here and wanted to know what method Frederick used to get rid of the rats.

Not only him, Aibex was also very curious.

Frederick slowly took a sip of beer and said with a smile: "This method was thought up by a mayor."

"It's very simple. We buy fresh rat tails from the public. You can get as many as you want."

Count Oval was stunned, scratched his hairless head and asked, "What can the rat tail be used for?"

Frederick shrugged and said: "A rat's tail is useless, it just makes people motivated to catch rats."

"And the money given is not much. Just buy some snacks, otherwise someone will raise rats."

"I can't bear the idleness of some people, so I set traps everywhere at night. One trap can catch half a barrel in one night."

Count Oval asked curiously: "Why is there only half a barrel?"

Frederick replied: "Because if the mouse behind falls in, it can jump out by stepping on the mouse in front."

Earl Owa thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's not bad. Can you teach me?"

"We have no food in the mountains in winter, and the rats have come to the city."

Frederick said: "This trap is very simple. Use an iron rod to pass through a round tube. The iron rod is fixed on the barrel. A piece of scented food is tied in the middle of the round tube. Apply oil to other places, and then get something to attract the mouse. Climb up there."

"When the mouse got up, it climbed up the round pipe to eat in the middle, but there was oil on the pipe and it could turn on its own, so the mouse fell into the barrel."

This method seems simple and easy to do, but making a round tube was not an easy task in the past.

The simplest way is to cut the sticks vertically, hollow them out and then merge them together, but it takes a lot of effort to make the inside round.

Metal round pipes are also troublesome. They must be flattened first and then rolled up and welded, or poured in a sand mold.

You put a lot of effort into making the pipe, and you say using it to catch mice is not much different from using a gold hoe to hoe the ground.

Earl Owa quickly figured out the principle and said, "This is a good idea. I will arrange for him to return home later."

Then he turned to the right to arrange tasks for his men, but who knew something happened at this time.

"hiss……"

He suddenly swayed mid-sentence, holding his head with one hand and looking dizzy.

Frederick immediately stretched out his hands, not to support Count Oval as others thought, but to open his eyelids.

Just as Frederick expected, Count Oval's eyes trembled from side to side.

He knew for sure that Count Owa's dizziness was caused by turning his head just now.

After about a minute, Earl Oval's head stopped feeling dizzy and returned to normal.

"I made you laugh." He said, "The attacks have become more and more frequent recently, but I'm used to it."

He said it was a habit, but there was a bit of expectation in his eyes, naturally hoping that Frederick could perform a miracle to cure him of this problem.

The people around him thought so too, and many people leaned forward, waiting for Frederick's answer.

Frederick said simply: "It's not a big problem, I can handle it now."

Count Owa was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise: "Now? Right here?"

He had made full preparations for Frederick to perform miracles. The churches in the city had been cleaned, the oil lamps were filled with sesame oil, the censer was prepared with fine oriental spices, and he had fasted sincerely for three days.

Now Frederick said that it would be fine here, which was beyond everyone's expectation.

Frederick said confidently: "It's fine here. You can continue watching the show without delay."

Earl Oval immediately said: "Okay, what should we do?"

He has been troubled by inexplicable dizziness for a long time, so if he can solve it quickly, he will naturally not delay it.

The people around were also surprised, but at this time no one dared to jump out and chirp, and then let Frederick slap him in the face.

If someone with unknown origins said this, everyone would definitely think that this person was lying. Scammers have been coming to your door all the time in recent years, so naturally you have to take the exam.

But Frederick was well-known in various fields and had proved himself with a large number of facts. Everyone felt that if they thought he had a problem, it must be their own problem.

Frederick asked the people around him to move away, and then stacked cushions on the steps to form a bed that could allow Count Oval to lie on it and recline his neck.

He asked Count Oval to lie down on it. There was an empty step on the left. After lying down, he could stretch out the cushion and hang his head.

At this time, the theatergoers gathered around. Those in the front row squatted down to avoid being beaten. Everyone seemed to be watching how Archduke Wesson performed a miracle.

Frederick said to Count Oval: "Please relax your muscles all over your body and do whatever I ask you to do later."

Count Owa immediately agreed: "No problem, you can give the order."

Frederick asked him to sit upright first, and then he lay down suddenly. At the same time, he turned his drooping head to the right, tilting his head sideways, and then patted him gently around the ears.

After filming like this for half a minute, Frederick asked him to turn his head to the left, and then continued filming for a while.

After another half minute, Frederick grabbed Count Oval's head and kept it sideways. At the same time, he turned around and put his legs down the steps so that he could sit up later.

In the last step, Frederick asked him to keep his head down and stood up suddenly to sit upright.

The people around were confused, what on earth was this doing?

When everyone was waiting for the next step, Frederick asked Count Oval to raise his head, and then asked calmly: "Are you still dizzy now?"

Frederick judged that Count Oval was suffering from otolithiasis, which was caused by external impact causing the otoliths in the semicircular canals to fall off. The otoliths could be reset through reset techniques.

He had suffered this in his previous life, and his colleague was cured according to the video he searched online, and he missed the opportunity to take time off to fish.

Count Oval sat still for a while, then began to shake his head.

The onlookers thought that shaking his head was denial, and then his body began to shake with increasing amplitude.

“I’m not dizzy anymore!” Count Oval shouted excitedly, “I’m not dizzy at all!”

With a confident smile on his face, Frederick felt relieved that he had gotten it right.

The onlookers were astonished, and no one could understand why Frederick just asked Count Oval to lie down and sit up, and then patted his head. The problem that had troubled him for many years was solved.

Many people are thinking that only the God of Light can do this kind of thing, right?