Looking for the lost ship girl

The young man asked the Zen master: "My ambition is noble and pure. I can emerge from the mud without being stained. I cannot tolerate this filthy world."

The Zen master took out a bag and asked the young man to put the garbage in the house. The young man quickly filled it, and the Zen master took out another bag.

The young man suddenly realized: "Are you saying that as long as you have a broad enough mind, you can accommodate the world?"

The Zen master shook his head, pointed at the bag and said, "Pretend, you continue to pretend."

Equipped with many realms.

The lowest form of pretense is just to show off your savings, cars, bags, and watches directly in your circle of friends. To be honest, the pretense is annoying.

A slightly more advanced outfit - the title is that mosquitoes are so powerful, the skin is tanned, or the arm is injured, and the photo is of course a wrist wearing a famous watch. A photo of a traffic jam reminds everyone not to take this road. I can quietly take pictures of the cab to show that I own a car and it is a luxury car. I can also take a photo of my girlfriend’s sexy long black legs sitting in the passenger seat to show that I have a girlfriend and she is super beautiful.

So what is the highest state of pretending? "I hate money the most in my life. I feel bad about earning 200 million a month because I can't spend it all." "Set a small goal that is achievable first. For example, I will earn 100 million first." "I don't feel that I am special. Rich. They all come from ordinary families. Our family's living habits have not changed much over the years. At most, the house is a little bigger."

How to install, how to install, this is a university question.

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It was the morning of the next day. Su Gu was sitting on the bench guardrail in the corridor outside the warehouse of the town warden. Missouri stood beside him: "Su Gu, are you going to the company tomorrow?"

"Yes." Su Gu replied.

"What happened again?"

"Didn't you read the monthly magazine?" Consultant Su.

In a world without the Internet, mobile phones, and underdeveloped communications, exchanging information is quite difficult. There were occasional gatherings among the admirals, and the Abyssal Ship Girl appeared again during the exchanges. Model worker Akaami Yamato was restless again, and a battleship came from the Yanshang Island Department and looked easy to deceive. Then the Kanniang headquarters wants everyone to know something. There is a publication similar to "Half Moon Talk" and "Reference News". However, some things are difficult to publish in these magazines after all. The ship girl headquarters will summon the admirals every once in a while.

Missouri said, "Look."

"It should be just a routine meeting." Su Gu said. No matter where you are, even if nothing happens, there are never fewer meetings, only more.

Missouri flipped up her long brown hair and lightly opened her sexy and seductive lips: "So have you decided?"

Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. No matter what the purpose is for everyone to gather together, how can a place with an admiral not show off? Capital ships come first, regardless of battleships, battlecruisers or aircraft carriers, which one is more powerful, which one is rarer, which one is more beautiful, which one to take with you. It's just that there aren't too many garrison towns with capital ships. Many admirals only have heavy cruisers and light aircraft carriers, which is barely enough. There are always a few admirals, or rather many admirals, and only destroyers. There is no other way, I have to bite the bullet and do it. Anyway, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimps, and shrimps eat mud.

"I don't know who is better?" Su Gu crossed his arms, he hadn't decided yet.

Missouri said: "Xiao Zhai and Xiao Luo?"

"Xiao Zhai doesn't want to." Su Gu thought to himself. He saw her in the morning. Xuan Xiang, Lafite, and Cu Xing were all playing. She was the only one sitting on the small horse, reading comics, staring intently, and talking to her. Still impatient, "Besides, taking her with you will no longer serve the purpose of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. Many people know her."

Missouri covered her mouth and snickered: "Perverted lolita control admiral."

"Asshole editor, falsely accusing me of my innocence." Su Gu angrily said.

In the new version of "Ship Girl's Illustrated Book", in the introduction of the Tirpitz, the existence of the infant Tirpitz is mentioned. Prototypes, ship parameters, photos, and anecdotes, one of the anecdotes is this - the first juvenile Tirpitz, the cutest in the world, was owned by a perverted lolita admiral named Su Xiaozhai. Unscrupulous seals were showing off their boats everywhere, triggering a building frenzy.

I don’t object to the latter one, but the previous statement about the “perverted lolita control admiral” cannot be tolerated. It is simply hateful and a complete slander. Obviously I have so many wedding ships, but there is no little loli, which is much better than those admirals who give rings to destroyers and enter the gendarmerie many times.

Letting Su Gu defend herself, Missouri smiled contemptuously and said, "Xiao Luo is pretty good. Not many people know about her yet."

"Xiaoluo, it's not that she's afraid of her Hundred Thousand Whys, or that she's childish. Why is this sister wearing glasses? That sister's hairstyle is so weird, and that sister looks so scary. If you want to take her there, you must bring Nelson Bring it with you, although this is not a problem." Su Gu sighed, although he was invincible in dealing with young girls and little lolita, the time they spent together now was still too short, after all, he was just a little behind.

"Actually, I like Changchun very much. She is not like Xiaozhai, and is already very famous. The guided missile destroyer can be said to be a destroyer, but it is different from a destroyer. It is quite powerful. It is simply the best choice to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger." Su Gu remembered In the morning, I saw Changchun following behind Yixian, chattering non-stop, "But I've already taken her out twice."

Missouri asked: “Twice is just two, what’s the big deal?”

"Although it's okay, but-" Su Gu said, "Let's put it this way, you have a very beautiful dress and you wear it every time you go out?"

Missouri glanced at Su Gu, and she took a deep breath. I thought of comparing an ordinary garrison to an ordinary family. A battleship can be said to be a car, and it will be dignified when driven out. If it were the garrison of a European admiral, it would be a wealthy family with many battleships and many cars. Come on, it seems that for you, there are too many battleships, and it is inappropriate to describe them as cars, only clothes. She said: "If I were the admiral, you would be lying in a pool of blood now, with eighteen bloody holes stabbed in your body by spears."

Su Gu laughed and was noncommittal.

Missouri said: "Indomitable is actually very good. She is very powerful, beautiful, and an armored aircraft carrier. She used to work in the West, and many people know her name, but not many people have seen her here."

"Her?" Su Gu shook his head, "Let's forget it. I'm afraid I'll be ridiculed by her at some point."

Bu Tiao has been trained well by Dafeng, and perhaps the reason is that he found that too many people in the guard house are stronger than him, and he is nothing. In short, his personality has become more restrained than before. But it's just a little better. After all, it is extremely difficult for a ship girl to change her character. Fortunately, at least it was within everyone's tolerance. In fact, everyone knew how to deal with her, which was to just take action without saying a word.

Missouri happened to see California walking by. She suddenly raised her chin and said, "Just her, California."

"Well, California is a bit more ordinary." Su Gu didn't know why. Although the California is a battleship, it is quite rare in a way. But this time there were many admirals going to the company. With more people and a larger base, there were naturally more admirals with capital ships. The California, which is relatively common among battleships, can easily be compared.

"Don't be superficial, don't pretend to be so stiff." Missouri pursed her lips and smiled, "It can't be a destroyer, it can't be a light cruiser, it's better to have a more common and inconspicuous battleship like California."

Missouri organized the language in his mind: "As for the installation, the key is to suppress first and then increase. Let's equip California with explosive cannons and Pugliese underwater protection system first, and then, 'My ship's equipment in California is so ugly, what do you think?'" It's better to change the paint. "I always feel that there is something wrong with my Californian ship's outfit. What do you think?" and find an opportunity to let her unfold the ship's outfit. Where did the explosive cannon come from? Only Richelieu. Where did the Pugliese underwater come from? Protection system? Only Veneto. Look, it’s silent and has a big one installed.”

Unlike games, here, theoretically, any ship girl can be built or salvaged. No matter what kind of equipment, it can be built, and it is not necessarily limited to a certain ship girl. But equipment like explosive cannons are not easy to build, and are even more difficult than MK6. It can be roughly understood like this - steel contains different histories and memories. There is a lot of steel containing the history and memory of MK6, but not much steel contains the history and memory of explosive cannons. Now that you have taken out the explosive cannon, most people will only think that you built it and Richelieu took down the equipment, but they will not think that you directly built the equipment.

Su Gu thought about it and couldn't help but praise: "That's awesome, Missouri, why didn't I think of that."

"Nothing." Missouri waved her hands, without any pride on her face.

Su Gu thought thoughtfully: "Ginger fish cakes, and Oscar?"

"No." Missouri said sternly, "Most admirals know about the explosive cannon and the Pugliese underwater protection system. The ginger fish cakes and Oscar are too high-end, and many admirals have never seen them. But, I don’t know where it came from. Even if you show it, people don’t know what it is, so what are you pretending to do? Do you want to teach them more about the fact that only Hood has ginger fish cakes, and only Bismarck has Oscars? "

In the game, players can easily transform a ship girl. It is not easy for a ship girl to grow up here. Many admirals have no idea that such a thing exists.

"You're still thoughtful." Su Gu thought for a while, "Missouri, I remember you have an early MK7 on you."

Missouri was not happy at the time: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm giving you advice with good intentions, but you still have my ideas, that's a bit too much."

"I don't want your equipment, I'm just borrowing it." Su Gu said, "After all, you are mine, so the equipment is also mine."

"You still dare to tease me?" Missouri turned her head and looked at Su Gu. Just for a second, she smiled sweetly, "Yes, I am yours. So you come to my room tonight, or I will go to your room."

Su Gu looked serious: "I mean you are my ship girl, not my woman. Where did you think you were?"

Missouri patted Su Gu, and thought of something else before she spoke: "Take Bismarck directly, or Lexington or something, that is a simple and crude way of showing off the boat. Xiaozhai, Xiaoluo, Changchun, that is pretending to be a pig. The tiger-type boat-showing. The kind I just mentioned is the edge-ball type of boat-showing. In fact, you don’t have to bring the ship girl with you to tell others what kind of ship-girl you have.”

Su Gu narrowed his eyes: "How do you say that?"

Missouri chuckled lightly: "Those admirals with heavy cruisers, light cruisers, and destroyers, don't pay attention to them. They are just a group of African admirals. They have been exposed to countless times by others. They are used to it. Even if they are exposed. , can’t get pleasure, can’t see them crying and fighting, it’s not interesting at all.”

Su Gu interrupted Missouri: "I don't mind, no matter who it is."

"I don't even know how to say hello to you. Don't be so cold and careless. It's obviously fun to show off European admirals." Missouri said, "When those people bring Bismarck, no matter what, good or bad, you are like this Say, your Bismarck is better, my Bismarck has a straight face all day long. Then draw inferences, you know. When those people bring wasps, you don’t have this, you can also say that, your wasps are so beautiful, I It was built several times, just a Yorktown and a CV-16..."

"I'm not in vain. I've known these two tricks for a long time and have used them many times." Before Missouri could finish speaking, Su Gu waved his hand and thought for a moment, "You're not an admiral, but you do know a lot about it. .”

Missouri suddenly felt resentful. She remembered that when she was still a newbie, she had such an instructor...

Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about the sad things. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Missouri said, "Actually, let me tell you, when I go to the enterprise this time, what's the point of showing off my ship? What's the use of blinding the eyes of those admirals? Maybe it's better. He will be pushed to the ground and beaten. If you have this time, let's do something serious. For example, wouldn't it be nice to bring York City and Bumblebee to try to fish out the Enterprise as soon as possible."

"I thought so too, but the enterprise is too difficult. As her sister and sister, with such a relationship, it should be easy. Who knows that York City and Bumblebee have taken action many times, and it is completely impossible... Well, Maybe it's just York City and Hornet that are useless." Su Gu said, he didn't really dislike it. He suddenly looked at Missouri, "You are too, useless. Fortunately, you are still a good friend and best friend of the company. .”

"Punch you." Missouri raised his eyebrows, "Can I?"

Su Gu shook his head firmly: "Of course not."