Looking for the lost ship girl

Here at home at the frontline base, New Orleans was shaving her short green hair and saw her younger sister Quincy squatting next to the coffee table, intently watching the admiral quickly move the three small porcelain bowls placed on the coffee table.

"Okay, Quincy, guess which bowl the chocolate is in now?" Su Gu's voice said.

Quincy ordered a bowl, Su Gu opened the bowl, and there was nothing underneath. She suddenly expressed regret: "I clearly saw it under this bowl.

"You're wrong, I'm starting to move." Su Gu grabbed both sides of the blue girl's cheeks, kneading and kneading them, and finally pulled them into a pie shape. I have to say that it feels so good in the hand that I cannot miss it once a day.

Quincy rubbed her face. She didn't understand why everyone liked to pinch her face and said, "Okay, where is the chocolate?"

Su Gu opened another one of the three bowls, but there was also nothing in it. He said: "Quincy, look, there is nothing in this bowl, so it is in the remaining bowls."

Without opening it, Su Gu covered the other two bowls, knocked the bowl with the chocolate inside, and said, "Quincy, remember this bowl... I'm going to start moving again."

Quincy's blinking made people feel guilty, but it made them want to bully him even more. Su Gu quickly moved the three bowls again, like a great shift of the universe, like Baguazhang, but actually more like kneading noodles, the technique was quite rough. Finally stopping, he snapped his fingers: "Quincy, guess again, which bowl is it under?"

This time Quincy was very careful and believed that she was absolutely right. She stretched out her hand and poked the selected bowl, then immediately withdrew her hand: "Admiral, Quincy guessed it must be under this bowl."

An imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of Su Gu's mouth, but before he could open the bowl, New Orleans couldn't stand it any longer. She interrupted: "Admiral, please don't bully Akun."

"I didn't bully her."

"You rub her face."

Su Gu said: "I just want to admit defeat."

New Orleans walked to the coffee table: "Admiral, let me choose for Akun, is that okay?"

Su Gu's face showed concern. After all, New Orleans was not easy to deal with. He was thinking about how to refuse, but Quincy came to the rescue: "No, the Headless Horseman is clueless."

New Orleans hit Quincy on the head with his fist, and Quincy sat down on the ground holding his head: "Sister, you can't hit anyone."

"Stupid Akun!"

Amid Su Gu's dry laughter, New Orleans held down a bowl and said, "There's nothing in this bowl."

Opening the bowl, it turned out there was none.

"There's nothing in this bowl...Admiral, don't do anything, stay away, I'll do it."

Sure enough, still not.

New Orleans' expression became like that of a devil, and his voice was sinister: "Admiral, these two bowls are gone. It must be in the last bowl, right?"

Su Gu felt guilty: "Yes."

New Orleans put his palm on the bowl and said word by word: "Admiral, don't bully Akun."

Not wanting to suffer the immediate consequences, Su Gu nodded repeatedly: "Okay."

"Give all that box of chocolates to Akun."

With no choice, Su Gu could only give away all the chocolates he bought to amuse Quincy.

However, New Orleans still refused to let it go. She opened the last bowl, but there was still nothing in it: "Akun, you see the admiral has been bullying you since morning."

I thought that the matter would be over if I gave away the chocolate. Seeing that the scam was exposed and that he would never be able to play in front of Quincy again, Su Gu glared at New Orleans: "I have already given the chocolate to Quincy, Headless Senior Sister, why don't you Be trustworthy."

"What did I promise to the Admiral?"

Quincy was tearing open the tinfoil of the chocolate with a happy face, and she immediately saw that there was no chocolate in the last remaining bowl. She didn't suddenly realize it, didn't show an aggrieved expression of being bullied, she looked confused: "Why not?"

"Because the Admiral didn't put the chocolate in at all. He was playing with you."

Quincy was greatly puzzled: "I obviously saw it."

"Tricks, tricks, magic, the chocolate was taken away the moment it was put into the bowl."

"That's amazing." Quincy wasn't angry at all, she was just stupidly happy and wanted to continue eating chocolate.

Su Gu sighed. Although he still had many snacks in his hands, such as biscuits, potato chips, dried fruits, etc., there was no way to tease Quincy with them anymore, at least not until the idiot finished eating the chocolate.

My sister received the snacks and looked very happy, so New Orleans was also very happy. She returned to her seat, paused and asked out of curiosity: "How could the Admiral have so many bullying tricks?"

Everyone usually bullies Quincy, but in terms of the number of tricks, they are not as many as the Admiral in total.

"Think more."

"We've gone astray." New Orleans thought to himself that the admiral might often bully people like this in the garrison.

"My Yangguan Road, your single-plank bridge, different roads do not work together."

"What, the Yangguan Road is out." New Orleans looked at the small bowl on the coffee table, "The admiral's technique of taking away the chocolate is very subtle. Who taught you that?"

Su Gu replied: "Rabbit."

In order to perform well in front of the little Lolita, Su Gu asked the magician Princeton for advice. It’s just that due to the techniques and props, many magic tricks cannot be performed at all. And close-up magic is very difficult to begin with, and now I only know a few tricks. It is said that the beautiful dealer Princeton is so cute, so there is more than just reason for wanting to learn magic.

"Yes, rabbits can do magic."

Su Gu saw that Quincy was eating happily: "Quincy can eat anything, right?"

New Orleans immediately became vigilant: "I told you not to feed Akun strange things. Otherwise, even if he is the admiral, New Orleans will not let him go."

"No way...Didn't Colorado bring home a lot of canned food, including canned herring?"

"No... I have written down this name. I will never touch it when I meet him in the future." Although Quincy is an idiot, her sister New Orleans's IQ is definitely on point, and she has no unnecessary curiosity.

Su Gu waved his hand. Although he had never eaten it, he had seen many delicious pictures and delicious videos. He said: "Don't worry, I won't eat a Quincy. After all, it is a weapon of mass destruction that does not distinguish between ourselves and the enemy."

"I don't believe it. You will definitely feed it to Quincy if you have the chance. As long as someone is unlucky, you don't mind harming others without benefiting yourself."

"How is it possible? I'm not an idiot, and I'm still trying to hook myself up."

New Orleans immediately found evidence: "The weird-tasting peanuts from last time."

Su Gu was speechless. If he wanted to feed Quincy, he had to go through New Orleans first. In order to win people's trust, he can only eat first and hurt himself first before hurting others.

"Is it boring, Admiral, to bully Quincy in different ways every day?" In fact, Quincy was very happy every time. Although feeding is strange, it is definitely within the scope of food, even more and more expensive. It's a sign of liking, and New Orleans isn't actually angry.

Su Gu pinched Quincy's face again and replied, "Quincy is so fun to bully."

New Orleans said: "What an unscrupulous admiral... Well, if you're bored, there seems to be a new movie showing at the street cinema. Admiral, let's take Quincy to watch it."

"You don't think I don't know, do you? Quincy likes to yell and scream when watching movies, or when she goes to sleep, she's not asleep yet, so I won't go with her."

New Orleans was dissatisfied: "You should judge a gentleman's heart with a villain's heart. I suggested it because you were bored. Besides, Akun is very well-behaved. As long as you tell her not to speak, she will never speak."

Su Gu waved his hand: "Actually, I have something else to do in the afternoon."

"whats the matter?"

"I told Mahan this morning before she went to school, and she promised me. She will bring her friends back to play, a group of little lolita." There is nothing better than little lolita in this world. After all, she has a clear voice and a soft body. , easy to push down. Of course, if I have to say it, Yu Jie is not bad, but the flowers bloom again and people are no longer young.

New Orleans was dissatisfied: "Your level of fishing is not high."

"As long as I'm a little lolita, I'm still a little confident."

New Orleans read: "Thunder, U1206."

Su Gu finally couldn't help but sigh. Whether it was the energetic destroyer Lei Ming or the idiot U1206... the former couldn't think of any good ideas. The latter might bring his three small submarines over and let them take action. There is some possibility. It was simply irritating that the fishing boat actually met a competitor, an admiral who looked honest but was obviously dishonest. In short, after repeated failures, I can only say that the two little lolita are not cute at all, and I disdain them.

"I don't slap people in the face when I hit them, I don't expose their shortcomings when I scold them... Actually, I have a different target this time."

New Orleans asked curiously: "Who?"

"The destroyer Bailu looks much easier to deal with."

"Why did you ask Ma Han to take it home? Didn't you run to school on your own initiative?"

Su Gu said: "It has a bad influence in the college."

"I think you were driven away by someone."

Su Gu was dejected.

Of course it is necessary to salvage the boat. "As an admiral, if you don't salvage the boat, what's the difference between being a salted fish?" This saying is widely circulated in the admiral circle. Although it is not as popular as a famous saying, after all, it is not as powerful and ideal as "freedom, democracy, prosperity", but in private, this sentence is more popular than all famous sayings. Equally famous is the so-called saying "Xuan does not save Fei, krypton does not change fate".

There is only one taboo about fishing boats as you please, that is, never fish a boat that already has an owner. This is the same as not pursuing a girl with a boyfriend or hooking up with a married woman. Although there is no explicit legal provision that it is a crime, in terms of morality, it is indeed a principle that everyone recognizes. Of course, it’s not that there aren’t people who believe that “as long as the hoe is wielded well, there is no corner that can’t be dug down.” It’s just that there are very few, very rare. On the one hand, it is impossible to succeed, and on the other hand, such people will basically be hostile to others, and no one will communicate with them anymore, because no one wants to be the next victim. So excluding the little loli who already has an admiral, the range of choices is not wide.

The frontline general base was established by the Ship Girl Headquarters. The Ship Girl Headquarters would never interfere with an admiral's fishing, and would even be happy to see it succeed. Ship girls almost never age, but when they lose their pursuit, it often means the end of their lives. Whether adults or little lolita, many people have lost their pursuit and disappeared into the depths of the sea. If you have an admiral, you have sustenance. As a school instructor, I generally wouldn't interfere with the admiral's fishing at the school. I just go there every day, bringing snacks and telling stories, which interferes with normal teaching, so I still need some persuasion. Su Gu wanted to save face and decided to restrain himself.

New Orleans curiously asked: "How is the White Dew?"

"A girly elementary school student with a stubborn head. She likes to wear side ponytails and roll up her sleeves. She has a competitive personality, but her grades are not very good."

"It doesn't feel like much."

Su Gu was dissatisfied: "You don't know how cute Bai Lu is. As long as she's cute, that's enough. As long as she's cute, it doesn't matter anything."

"I remember that Mahan used to take Dyson home to play. He was a member of the Little Beavers. He was very cute. I remember there was no admiral." Mahan has always been very popular in the academy and always has many friends. I have seen many in New Orleans.

Su Gu suddenly became angry: "You said it was very cute. Many people must have fished the boat. The Dyson has been fished away by others. It's disgusting to say that, what a bastard to say."

"Say, say, please don't use such a strange way of speaking, Admiral."

With a chuckle, Su Gu glanced at New Orleans and lowered his head: "It is said that the school used to have a lot of people, even the submarine heavy gunship Novgorod, but it was also taken away. It's a pity."

"The Novgorod doesn't have much combat capability."

"Yes, it doesn't have much combat power. Not only that, the speed is only six knots, and it can't be any slower. It is like a supply ship anyway. But she is rare, and it only appears once in the whole world. It is cute, and it is said that it will spin in a circle after one shelling."

New Orleans thought for a while, then she said: "There are many rare ship girls in the frontline base. I remember there are also the submarine heavy gunships Thonburi, Shimakaze, and Johnston. Anyway, there are many. People who don't know, there is no way. I don’t know how deep the water is, how many treasures there are... By the way, there is also the Victory, remember she is very powerful, don’t you want the admiral to fish her out?”

"I tried it, but I didn't expect it...Waiting for the kidnapping of Rodney and Nelson."

I don't know what he thought of, but New Orleans suddenly muttered: "There are already so many people in the garrison."

"It's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks."

New Orleans thought, you are easy.

"Xiao Suzi, why don't you come and see me?"

No one heard his voice before he saw him, and suddenly a voice rang out. Su Gu was familiar with this voice, coming from Missouri.

"Little secretary." You can play along with other things, but this one definitely won't work.

Su Gu saw Missouri who walked into the living room first, and then saw the furious Hindenburg, the serious-looking Washington, Helena, the fat South Dakota, and the newlywed wife Colorado...

A girl with short red hair dressed coolly, with a frivolous voice, shouted: "Hey, brother-in-law!"

The blue girl has a hot figure, but she looks like an innocent girl next door. She said: "Brother-in-law... Admiral, I am West Virginia."