Look down on security? Little Iron Fist is here!
Chapter 260
After finishing the code, Qin Yu opened his micro-neck and prepared to solve emotional problems for several honest people.
He clicked on the first honest man's private message.
[For the king of porridge]: "Hello master, I have an emotional question I would like to consult you. [
Ha-san]: "Ask."
[For the porridge on the king]: "It's like this, today my girlfriend said that she would travel with her boyfriend, and then I didn't want to, didn't let her go, so I had a big fight with her."
"She said that the male girlfriend was just a good friend who played with her since she was a child, and there was no such relationship between men and women, otherwise she would have gotten along with her male girlfriend long ago, and it would not be my turn to scold me for being too careful."
"Excuse me, Master, did I really do something wrong in this matter? Am I too careful with my eyes?
After Qin Yu saw it, he immediately shook his head and typed back:
"For someone like your girlfriend, I can't even attack her mother, because my sword can't swing into the void."
[For the porridge on the king]: "Master, don't scold my girlfriend like this, I think about it now, my girlfriend seems to be right, if she really has any male and female feelings with her boyfriend, she would have been together a long time ago, and it is impossible to delay until now, it may be that I really think too much." The
corner of Qin Yu's mouth twitched suddenly, and he was no longer able to complain.
Good fellow, boiling sheep and sheep have to hand you a cigarette when they see you.
[Yusan]: "Silly boy, what about this self-hypnosis?" Then I ask you, since it's just a simple tourist, why does your girlfriend only take her boyfriend, not your boyfriend?
[For the porridge on the king]: "I asked her, she said that this is a trip between good friends, and it is not appropriate for me to be a boyfriend." [
Ha-san]: "Then you agreed?" [
For the king of porridge]: "Hmm. [
Yusang]: "Pinch mother, you two are really a perfect match!"
[For the king of porridge]: "Master, do you also think that the two of us are very compatible?" [
Yusan]: "Haven't you heard that sentence, fools with, for a long time."
[For the king of porridge]: "Master, why are you still cursing?" [
Yusan]: "You stupid egg has to be scolded!" No scolding, no work!
"I'll say one last word, since your girlfriend said that it was just a simple trip between friends, then you also bring a good female friend of yours to travel with you to see if your partner agrees?"
[For the porridge on the king]: "This can't work, then my object must be angry and want to break up with me." [
Yusang]: "..."
Qin Yu was directly silenced by this sentence.
Your kid is the grandmaster of the licking dog world.
"I wish you both to lock up."
After saying this, Qin Yu directly closed the chat box.
For this kind of fool, he can help him solve emotional problems, and
all he can do is respect and blessing.
At this moment, Qin Yu's mobile phone suddenly rang, which showed that it was Yang Kang calling.
"Uncle Yang of the rice squad?"
Qin Yu was slightly stunned when he saw the mobile phone number.
Since the last time I separated from them in the Secret Goblin Steppe, I haven't been in contact again.
Now, why did you call him all of a sudden?
It wouldn't be to borrow money, would it?
Thinking of this, Qin Yu's heart suddenly became a little vigilant and connected the phone.
"Hey, Uncle Yang, I haven't seen you for a long time, you've been doing well lately, anyway, I'm not good, I don't have any money in my pocket, I'm so poor that I can't borrow you."
When Yang Kang on the other end of the mobile phone heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly, and he was speechless.
This kid is still so cheap.
Yang Kang shook his head and spoke: "
Xiao Qin, I didn't call you to borrow money from you, but to ask if you can speak horse monkey language?"
"Horse monkey language?" Qin Yu was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but ask with some curiosity: "What's the matter, delicate."
"That's right, we recently found that the monkey wine on the market is selling well, so we thought that there is a secret place in Jianghang City, there is a group of big horse monkeys who specialize in making monkey wine, so we thought to see if we could exchange bananas with them for monkey wine and make him a fortune."
"Now, everything is ready on our side, and we have a translator who understands the Malaysian monkey language, so I want to ask if you can speak the Malaysian monkey language?"
When Qin Yu heard this, he touched his chin and muttered
, "Dama monkey language, I can do it."
Yang Kang was slightly stunned: "Will be yes, won't be no, what is it can be?"
"It means that whether I will monkey or not depends on the price you bid me."
"Oh, you said this, then don't worry, thirty percent of all the proceeds from this monkey wine sale will go to you."
"Not enough," Qin Yu shook his head: "At least fifty percent." "
Fifty percent!? I lean, Xiao Qin, why don't you grab it?
Qin Yu pouted: "Please, I'm already very affordable, okay, you inquire, there are several people in the entire Great Xia Dynasty who understand the language of the horse monkey." When
Yang Kang heard this, he was directly silent.
This is true
, they have been hanging the information about the recruitment of Malaysian monkey translators on the job search app rejected by the boss for more than a week, and they
have not received a resume until now.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to call Qin Yu.
Yang Kang thought for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said
, "Okay, five makes five percent!"
As long as this cooperation can be negotiated, whether it is three to five percent, their side is making a lot of money, and it should be a face for this kid's patrol grandfather.
"Eh, that's right."
Qin Yu suddenly grinned: "When are we leaving?"
"Is it okay tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow?" Qin Yu's brows frowned slightly: "In another week, I will participate in the provincial high school competition, this will not delay my participation in the competition, right?"
"It won't be delayed, we just went to the secret realm to talk about cooperation this time, and it can be finished in a day or two at most."
"OJBK, then we will gather in Jianghang City tomorrow."
After ending the call, Qin Yu's heart moved slightly, and he opened the system mall, spent 50 play points, and bought a monkey language beginner mastery card.
Although 50 play points are equivalent to 500,000, as long as this cooperation can be negotiated, the income can be at least dozens of times more than doubled, which is definitely earned in blood.
Thinking of this, Qin Yu is a beauty.
Sure enough, mastering a few more languages is really good.
After using the Monkey Language Beginner Mastery Card, Qin Yu decided to take a leave of absence from Li Zhengjun.
He dialed Li Zhengjun's phone and said, "
Hey, old Li Tou, I'm going to take a leave of absence in the next few days."
Li Zhengjun was stunned when he heard this: "This provincial competition is about to start, why are you taking leave?" "
Retreat and cultivate."
Qin Yu lied, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said calmly: "My grandfather is going to give me a devil special training before the competition starts."
"Your grandfather is going to give you special training for the devil?"
When Li Zhengjun heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
His grandfather was a Daxia Patrol Envoy, and if he could give him special training alone, the effect would definitely be better than what any teacher taught.
Thinking of this, Li Zhengjun nodded and agreed without hesitation.
He clicked on the first honest man's private message.
[For the king of porridge]: "Hello master, I have an emotional question I would like to consult you. [
Ha-san]: "Ask."
[For the porridge on the king]: "It's like this, today my girlfriend said that she would travel with her boyfriend, and then I didn't want to, didn't let her go, so I had a big fight with her."
"She said that the male girlfriend was just a good friend who played with her since she was a child, and there was no such relationship between men and women, otherwise she would have gotten along with her male girlfriend long ago, and it would not be my turn to scold me for being too careful."
"Excuse me, Master, did I really do something wrong in this matter? Am I too careful with my eyes?
After Qin Yu saw it, he immediately shook his head and typed back:
"For someone like your girlfriend, I can't even attack her mother, because my sword can't swing into the void."
[For the porridge on the king]: "Master, don't scold my girlfriend like this, I think about it now, my girlfriend seems to be right, if she really has any male and female feelings with her boyfriend, she would have been together a long time ago, and it is impossible to delay until now, it may be that I really think too much." The
corner of Qin Yu's mouth twitched suddenly, and he was no longer able to complain.
Good fellow, boiling sheep and sheep have to hand you a cigarette when they see you.
[Yusan]: "Silly boy, what about this self-hypnosis?" Then I ask you, since it's just a simple tourist, why does your girlfriend only take her boyfriend, not your boyfriend?
[For the porridge on the king]: "I asked her, she said that this is a trip between good friends, and it is not appropriate for me to be a boyfriend." [
Ha-san]: "Then you agreed?" [
For the king of porridge]: "Hmm. [
Yusang]: "Pinch mother, you two are really a perfect match!"
[For the king of porridge]: "Master, do you also think that the two of us are very compatible?" [
Yusan]: "Haven't you heard that sentence, fools with, for a long time."
[For the king of porridge]: "Master, why are you still cursing?" [
Yusan]: "You stupid egg has to be scolded!" No scolding, no work!
"I'll say one last word, since your girlfriend said that it was just a simple trip between friends, then you also bring a good female friend of yours to travel with you to see if your partner agrees?"
[For the porridge on the king]: "This can't work, then my object must be angry and want to break up with me." [
Yusang]: "..."
Qin Yu was directly silenced by this sentence.
Your kid is the grandmaster of the licking dog world.
"I wish you both to lock up."
After saying this, Qin Yu directly closed the chat box.
For this kind of fool, he can help him solve emotional problems, and
all he can do is respect and blessing.
At this moment, Qin Yu's mobile phone suddenly rang, which showed that it was Yang Kang calling.
"Uncle Yang of the rice squad?"
Qin Yu was slightly stunned when he saw the mobile phone number.
Since the last time I separated from them in the Secret Goblin Steppe, I haven't been in contact again.
Now, why did you call him all of a sudden?
It wouldn't be to borrow money, would it?
Thinking of this, Qin Yu's heart suddenly became a little vigilant and connected the phone.
"Hey, Uncle Yang, I haven't seen you for a long time, you've been doing well lately, anyway, I'm not good, I don't have any money in my pocket, I'm so poor that I can't borrow you."
When Yang Kang on the other end of the mobile phone heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly, and he was speechless.
This kid is still so cheap.
Yang Kang shook his head and spoke: "
Xiao Qin, I didn't call you to borrow money from you, but to ask if you can speak horse monkey language?"
"Horse monkey language?" Qin Yu was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but ask with some curiosity: "What's the matter, delicate."
"That's right, we recently found that the monkey wine on the market is selling well, so we thought that there is a secret place in Jianghang City, there is a group of big horse monkeys who specialize in making monkey wine, so we thought to see if we could exchange bananas with them for monkey wine and make him a fortune."
"Now, everything is ready on our side, and we have a translator who understands the Malaysian monkey language, so I want to ask if you can speak the Malaysian monkey language?"
When Qin Yu heard this, he touched his chin and muttered
, "Dama monkey language, I can do it."
Yang Kang was slightly stunned: "Will be yes, won't be no, what is it can be?"
"It means that whether I will monkey or not depends on the price you bid me."
"Oh, you said this, then don't worry, thirty percent of all the proceeds from this monkey wine sale will go to you."
"Not enough," Qin Yu shook his head: "At least fifty percent." "
Fifty percent!? I lean, Xiao Qin, why don't you grab it?
Qin Yu pouted: "Please, I'm already very affordable, okay, you inquire, there are several people in the entire Great Xia Dynasty who understand the language of the horse monkey." When
Yang Kang heard this, he was directly silent.
This is true
, they have been hanging the information about the recruitment of Malaysian monkey translators on the job search app rejected by the boss for more than a week, and they
have not received a resume until now.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to call Qin Yu.
Yang Kang thought for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said
, "Okay, five makes five percent!"
As long as this cooperation can be negotiated, whether it is three to five percent, their side is making a lot of money, and it should be a face for this kid's patrol grandfather.
"Eh, that's right."
Qin Yu suddenly grinned: "When are we leaving?"
"Is it okay tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow?" Qin Yu's brows frowned slightly: "In another week, I will participate in the provincial high school competition, this will not delay my participation in the competition, right?"
"It won't be delayed, we just went to the secret realm to talk about cooperation this time, and it can be finished in a day or two at most."
"OJBK, then we will gather in Jianghang City tomorrow."
After ending the call, Qin Yu's heart moved slightly, and he opened the system mall, spent 50 play points, and bought a monkey language beginner mastery card.
Although 50 play points are equivalent to 500,000, as long as this cooperation can be negotiated, the income can be at least dozens of times more than doubled, which is definitely earned in blood.
Thinking of this, Qin Yu is a beauty.
Sure enough, mastering a few more languages is really good.
After using the Monkey Language Beginner Mastery Card, Qin Yu decided to take a leave of absence from Li Zhengjun.
He dialed Li Zhengjun's phone and said, "
Hey, old Li Tou, I'm going to take a leave of absence in the next few days."
Li Zhengjun was stunned when he heard this: "This provincial competition is about to start, why are you taking leave?" "
Retreat and cultivate."
Qin Yu lied, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he said calmly: "My grandfather is going to give me a devil special training before the competition starts."
"Your grandfather is going to give you special training for the devil?"
When Li Zhengjun heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
His grandfather was a Daxia Patrol Envoy, and if he could give him special training alone, the effect would definitely be better than what any teacher taught.
Thinking of this, Li Zhengjun nodded and agreed without hesitation.
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