Longing for Life: The Almighty Director

After greeting the three brothers of the hammer, Zhang Zifeng found a place to sit down.

She did not participate in the game, but quietly became a spectator.

After grouping, everyone began to make a simple preparation.

“So, the first group.”

“Just by Teacher He and Xiao Yueyue.”

Guo Dagang waved and said.

The outside is a guest, and the host must express it first.

“Then we will be ugly.”

Xiao Yue Yue and He Jiong stood in front of everyone at the same time.

“Everyone, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming now.”

“I wish you auspicious times and auspicious days like the wind, and a good year and a rich moon like the wind.”

“Increase blessing and increase life, Shoushan life and water life and longevity, give birth to wealth and give birth to noble sons, and sons and sons and grandsons will be prosperous.”

“Prosperity and wealth are every year, wealth is powerful and promising.”

As soon as Xiao Yue Yue spoke, there was a series of skilled mouths.

The crowd applauded.

“Yo, that’s a good point.”

On the side, He Jiong praised.

“Teacher He, I’m actually a person with no culture.”

“When I was in college, it was a pity that I almost got into Kyoto University.”

Xiao Yue Yue waved his hand again and again and said modestly.

“Almost got into Kyoto University?”

“Yue Yue, you are too modest to be overdone, by the way, how many points did you score when you were in the college entrance examination?”

He Jiong said curiously.

“Ouch, don’t mention it, don’t mention it.”

“It’s all gone.”

Xiao Yue Yue shook his head.

He Jiong was even more interested, and said, “Let’s say, let the big guys have a long history, how many points are you who were almost admitted to Kyoto University.” ”

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Yue Yue had to say, “Well, yes. Just a little. ”

“What do you mean?”

He Jiong was stunned.

That’s obviously not the answer.

Everyone was also confused.

“Well, I know you’re close.”

“To be specific, how many points.”

He Jiong asked.

“It’s almost there!”

Xiao Yue Yue still replied like this.

At this moment, Guo Dagang, Huang Lei, and Zhang Zifeng immediately laughed.

They kind of got it.

“Sister, what do you mean?”

Peng Peng was even more puzzled.

This answer is exactly the same as before.

What did they hear?

“What Brother Yue Yue said is almost a little, it really means worse.”

Zhang Zifeng explained in a low voice: “A point is a decimal point. ”

“Oh!”

Peng Peng was immediately stunned and burst into laughter.

Seeing the three hammer brothers beside him looking at him, Peng Peng also explained to them.

“Snap!”

Suddenly, the applause continued.

“The domestic culture is really powerful.”

“Words, broad and profound.”

“One word, but different meanings, strong!”

The three were amazed.

“Hey, you’re a little close, it’s really a decimal point.”

He Jiong didn’t have a good airway.

“Actually, I’m ashamed to say it.”

“I am one of the few college students in our Deyu Club, and the education level of others is not high.”

Xiao Yue Yue continued, “Just like my master, Guo Dagang. He’s little Ben. ”

“Little Ben?”

He Jiong was curious: “What is Xiaoben?” ”

He had only heard of specialist, undergraduate, master’s, doctorate.

I really haven’t heard of Xiaoben’s thing.

Xiao Yue Yue said of course: “Elementary school undergraduate.” ”

“Poof!”

Guo Da just drank a sip of tea and directly sprayed out.

“Hahaha.”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Elementary school undergraduate, not elementary school graduation.

Xiao Yueyue, you can really do it.

Your master is all on the scene, and you dare to arrange him like this.

“Xiao Yueyue, your word-making ability is amazing.”

He Jiong said with a smile.

Xiao Yue Yue said, “In addition, Teacher Yu is young, and Yunlei is a birthplace.” ”

“You don’t need to explain it now.”

“One is kindergarten culture, and the other is prenatal education culture.”

He Jiongying said, “Feelings, you didn’t like to study at that time.” ”

“Hey.”

“I didn’t get into Kyoto University, because I was seriously biased.”

“Since I was a child, I didn’t like learning Chinese very much.”

Xiao Yue Yue said uncomfortably.

He Jiong: “How do you say this?” ”

“Especially in junior high and high school, every time I see the four big characters at the back of the language: memorize the whole text.”

“I just felt bad.”

Xiao Yue explained.

He Jiong: “This is also a difficult problem that troubles everyone. ”

“At that time, he tested us every day, who is Shixian, Li Bai.”

“What about Shi Sheng, Du Fu.”

“King Shi, Xie Xun.”

“Shizu…..”

Xiao Yue Yue gushed endlessly.

“Wait.”

He Jiong quickly interrupted him and said strangely, “Who do you say is the King of Poetry?” ”

“Xie Xun.”

Xiao Yue affirmed.

“Gotta go.”

He Jiong smiled bitterly: “I kind of know why you can miss a decimal point in the college entrance examination, as far as your cultural level, it is normal that you can’t pass the exam.” ”

Xiao Yue Yue said, “Although I don’t like Chinese very much, I liked to draw when I was a child.” ”

He Jiong: “Art? It’s a good hobby. ”

“I remember when I was a kid participating in an art competition, I won the first prize in the whole district.”

Xiao Yue Yue said proudly.

“What’s your work?”

He Jiong asked.

“Before there were Xu Lao painting horses, Qi Lao painting shrimp, and Li Lao painting eagles.”

“Today, my little Yue Yue is drawing chopsticks.”

“At the time, I remember that my entry was a picture of ten chopsticks.”

Xiao Yue Yue introduced.

“Ten chopsticks? Compared with others Xu Lao’s eight jun diagrams. ”

“Can it be a grade?”

He Jiong said.

“That’s not certain.”

“Ten chopstick diagrams, connected into one word.”

Listening to this, He Jiong was curious.

“Live!”

Xiao Yue Yue said with a smile.

After saying this, the two nodded to everyone.

This crosstalk is over.

“Snap!”

For a while, the applause continued.

This is everyone’s appreciation for them.

“As Xiao Yueyue’s master, I have to come to comment and comment.”

“Of course, I am absolutely impartial.”

Guo Dagang spoke: “This crosstalk, mixed with all kinds of funny memes and the true meaning of life, is a good theme. ”

“Coupled with the wonderful performances of Xiao Yue Yue and Teacher He, it captured the appetite of the audience.”

“If I had a score, I’d be willing to score ninety-eight.”

“Give two points less, I’m afraid you will be proud.”

Listening to this, Huang Lei said angrily: “Such a high score has been scored, you still say that you are not partial to your apprentice?” ”

That said, he was extremely satisfied with this performance.

PS: New day! Little brother kneels and begs readers for great support! Kneel for flowers, review tickets and monthly passes! It would be nice to order a little lazy mode.

In addition, the results of the college entrance examination have also come out recently, and the little brother wishes that everyone can get their wishes, it will not be worse! _

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