Load the Kexue script, with crooked ninja style

In a cold and quiet alley.

I don’t know how long it took.

“Hey! Come on, it looks like someone is dead here! ”

“What?!”

Several members of the Dark Division wearing animal masks appeared in the alley in an instant.

One of them, wearing a fox mask, carrying a short knife on his back, and a member of the dark section with long silver hair, half-crouched down and extended his finger to probe his nose.

“No, he’s still angry!”

“Medical ninja? Go call a medical ninja! ”

“Yes!”

The noisy sound made the comatose self gradually regain consciousness.

I’m alive?!

head….

The head hurts!

The dark part wearing the fox mask stretched out his palm and shook it in front of Jiraiya: “Hey! Cheer up, the medical ninja is already on his way. ”

Jiraiya barely picked up his spirits and checked the current situation.

It’s the people of the dark part.

Although the dark ninja in front of him wore a mask, the iconic white hair betrayed his identity.

Kiki Kakashi.

If you count by generation, it should be his apprentice.

Since the person from the dark part has appeared here, it means that he is all now.

But.

Can’t be happy too soon.

I had to quickly tell the old man the news of Orochimaru’s defection.

Jiraiya also wants to support himself and stand up.

But he couldn’t move his hands and feet at all, his body seemed to lose control, and the bones in his whole body seemed to melt.

“Are you all right? Penis! ”

Kakashi stretched out his hand and helped Jiraiya up.

Small…… Brother?

“Huh?!”

Zi Lai also looked confused.

At this time, he found that the clothes he was wearing were very ill-fitting, his body inexplicably shrunk a lot, and his voice became crisp.

Did you say….

He became a child again?

Wait a minute.

Why say again?

Kakashi waved at his teammates behind him: “Leave it to me here, you guys go and look elsewhere.” ”

“Yes!”

Kakashi was recently promoted to captain of the sixth class by the third generation Hokage.

Because of the outstanding strength.

There is no plot of pretending to be punched in the face.

The members of the sixth class all had great respect for this young and promising captain.

Kiki Kakashi looked at the scaled-down version of Jiraiya, his perennial cold gaze rarely showed a trace of softness, easily picked him up, and said softly: “Don’t be afraid, it’s all right, little brother.” ”

“Captain.”

“The medical ninja is here.”

Kakashi Kiki turned his head, saw a slightly familiar voice, and whispered, “Trouble you, Kaede-senpai.” ”

“It’s okay.”

Kaede smiled and waved his hand.

Just after finishing his physical work, he slipped out while Tsunade was still confused and didn’t react.

Just about to go home.

Bumping head-on into the dark ninja, he was pulled over.

And then….

I saw the magical picture of Kiki Kakashi holding Jiraiya.

Hold back, can’t laugh.

Feng Yu quickly replayed the tear-jerking movie he had seen in his previous life several times in his mind, calmed his face, and said seriously: “Hmm… There was blood on the back of my head, it seemed to have been hit hard, I could only treat the wound with palm cactus first, whether there was a specific problem, I only knew after the medical department checked. ”

“Hmm.”

“Then leave it to Senior Kaede, I still have the task of patrolling, take a step first.”

Kakashi nodded.

He handed over Jiraiya to Kaede and disappeared in an instant.

“Little brother.”

“Well, don’t move.”

After Kaede waited for Kakashi to leave, he covered the back of Jiraiya’s head with his palm, and a green light flashed, and Jiraiya’s injury instantly improved by half.

“Okay.”

“Next, go to the hospital with your brother for examination.”

Hospital?

Are you kidding!

Where else is there time to go to the hospital now!

Jiraiya glanced up at Kaede, judging by the results displayed by the simulator.

Kaede is a trustworthy person.

Think of this.

Zi Lai also took a deep breath and said seriously: “What I want to say next, don’t be afraid.” ”

“I’m a doctor, I won’t be afraid.” Kaede Yu said equally seriously.

“My real identity is Jiraiya, one of the three Shinobi of Konoha, just now here, I bumped into Orochimaru trading with a mysterious mask man, I hid in the corner to eavesdrop, but I didn’t expect…”

“Poof!”

“What are you laughing at?”

“I suddenly remembered happy things.”

Kaede couldn’t help it.

After seeing that Zi Laiye’s face was so dark that he could directly play Bao Zheng, he put away his hippie smile and said in a deep voice: “Cough, you continue.” ”

“What did you just say?”

“Eavesdropping.”

“Oh, yes, eavesdropping, I hid in the corner to eavesdrop, but I didn’t expect that mysterious mask man to suddenly flash in front of me.”

“I react quickly!”

“A spiral pill slapped him in the abdomen.”

Zi Lai also danced and reconstructed the scene with emotion: “As a result, my hand passed directly through his body, and the mysterious mask man took advantage of this opportunity to pick up the stick and sneak it at the back of my head.” ”

“I was careless, there was no flash.”

“Then the mysterious mask man poured something called APTX-4869 into my mouth…”

“Poof-”

“Hey, I’ve put up with you for a long time, you obviously laughed at me, you haven’t stopped!”

“Ahem.”

Feng Yu took a deep breath, held back the smile, and said seriously: “Little friend, I have been trained by a professional psychologist, no matter how funny it is, I won’t laugh, unless… Can’t help it. ”

“All in all.”

“It’s that you are actually an adult Jiraiya, because of eavesdropping, you were knocked unconscious by a mysterious mask man and ate something called APTX-4869.”

“And then, it became what it is now, right?”

“That’s right.”

Jiraiya nodded.

“Got it!”

Kaede Yu stood up, pinched his chin and said to himself, “Let me think about what the doctor of the psychiatric department of the medical department is called.” ”

“What I said is true!!”

“Ah, yes, yes, yes.”

Kaede Yu was about to pull Jiraiya to the hospital for examination.

Suddenly there was an alarm outside.

Dozens of uniformly dressed Dark Ninja leapt across the rooftop.

One of the dark ninjas seemed to recognize Kaede, and instantly appeared beside him, reminding: “Kaede-senpai, please go home quickly, it’s dangerous outside.” ”

“What happened?”

“Lord Orochimaru… No, it was Orochimaru, who defected! ”

After that, the dark officer followed the large army and flew towards the outside of the village.

“Orochimaru defected?!”

“Is it…”

Kaede Yu looked down at Zilaiye: “What you said is true, right?” Are you really a Jiraiya-sama?! ”

“Hmph!”

Zi Lai also put his hands around him: “Now you can believe me!” ”

“……”

Kaede Yu was silent for a moment, paced back and forth a few times, and pressed Jiraiya’s shoulder and said, “If what you said is true, Lord Jiraiya, then the news that you have become smaller must not be known to Naruto-sama and the advisors. ”

“I know, I understand!”

Jiraiya looks unloveable.

Looking up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, Kaede Yu’s words continued: “For those of them who are elderly, the temptation of rejuvenation is fatal!” ”

“And the way I looked when I was a child, it’s not a secret to the old man, if they let them see my appearance, they will definitely be used as a test product.”

“The best way.”

“It’s disguised as my own illegitimate son.”

“I’ve got the name out.”

“Let’s call it a fruit heart housekeeper.”

“Oh, by the way, the following bar is not a mood particle, but an exact name.”

Zi Lai also emphasized.

Although he also wants to change this humiliating name, judging from the conversation he overheard, the mysterious mask man and Orochimaru, he is not the only one who has a simulator in this world.

If he changes his name.

It is bound to be discovered by other emulator owners, thus revealing their identity.

Therefore, even if he was 10,000 unwilling in his heart, he could only bite the bullet and recognize this shameful name.

“After this.”

“In order to better investigate the intelligence of the black-clad organization and get the experimental report of the big snake pill, I should find a way to live in the old man… That is, the home of the Hokage. ”

In Kaede’s surprised eyes, Erzhou Mu player Jiraiya.

Arrange yourself clearly.

Skillfully distressing.

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