Living in the cold palace for thirty years, killing demons and demons with two swords

Xiao Weizi explained: "Father-in-law Xiaoyu, we slaves, after entering the palace, we can't help ourselves.

Outsiders often say that we are the retainers of the Long Live Lord, but the eunuchs call themselves ministers.

It sounds like a beautiful place, but it's not.

In this palace, on the surface, all parties are peaceful and calm.

The three thousand beauties of the harem, in order to bathe in Longze, covet the joy of the night, compete for the wind and jealousy, and do whatever it takes.

The princes and grandchildren, in order to become a great treasure, fight openly and secretly, and show their abilities.

All of them can be regarded as the masters of this imperial city, if the scandal they committed is exposed.

Long live the lord takes care of the royal face, and will only close the door to solve it, and often punish small punishments.

The masters are all right, and naturally they have to have scapegoats to shut up the mouths of outsiders!

In the end, the unlucky ones are naturally our so-called retainers...

In the eyes of the small, what they want in life is nothing more than fame and fortune.

But the eunuch is an incomplete man, even if he becomes a close minister of the Long Live Lord, and the great companion of the four products.

is still ashamed of the literati and masters...

After castration, such a thing as a name has no chance with crippled people like us!

Relying on the master, the day is precarious.

got an official position, but it is still not accepted...

Therefore, in order to enjoy their old age in peace, the eunuchs in this palace are more greedy, and the ravines are difficult to fill.

And the baby room is precisely the place with the most oil and water.

The eunuchs who are over the age of sixtieth are useless when the oil runs out and the lamp is dry.

The emperor's grace is mighty, and he will be sent out of the palace.

They will come up with a lot of money to buy back their treasures.

There's a panacea to be fished out of...

It was really unwise for my father-in-law to refuse the errand of the manager of the baby house.

Xiao Yu'er didn't care when he heard this.

He is a eunuch with a golden finger, how can he do nothing?

The homeland has been up and down for 5,000 years, and there have been countless examples of his ancestors in all dynasties.

With his own strength, he stirred up the world, brought disaster to the country and the people, and left a stench for thousands of years...

It turns out that eunuchs are more than just doglegs.

Xiao Yu'er is a eunuch with ideals and ambitions in the new century.

Seeing

that the other party was silent, Xiao Weizi mistakenly thought that Xiao Yu'er realized his mistake and fell into deep self-blame.

He comforted him: "Father-in-law, there is no need to be sad.

With your background in the No. 1 room of the first word, you still have the opportunity to become a master in the future!"

Xiao Yu'er shook her head slightly and asked

, "Xiao Weizi, you said that it costs a lot of money to get the treasure back.

Why can I easily get the treasure back?"

"The father-in-law entered the palace, and this treasure is still in the future.

Many secret medicines have not been used, so naturally there is no need for money..."

The little fisherman wanted to cry without tears, and he could not speak, so he could only grit his teeth and swallow it in his stomach!

His little birds were all thrown into the oil pan and fried, is this called not concocted?

But these heartfelt words could not be said to the two people in front of him.

He could only divert the topic and said, "Xiao Weizi, have you disposed of the pill I gave you?" Xiao

Weizi nodded, smiled and replied:

"The little one has already sold the pill to a Praetorian Guard who is new to martial arts, and he got fifty taels of silver.

"Great!

With these money, Xiao Guizi and I will practice martial arts and stay healthy, and we won't have to worry about meat.

got the baby back, and got another sum of money, which can be regarded as double happiness.

Today, I'll be the east, and the two of you will go to the Imperial Dining Workshop to get some good wine and food, and let's celebrate

..."Xiao Weizi smiled, bowed down and replied, "Chirp..."

Then he and Xiao Guizi left with a brisk pace.

In fact, Xiao Yu'er was just forcing a smile! The

baby was fried, and his body was completely necrotic, and it was useless to take it back.

The day of reshaping the golden body and riding the horse and whipping is far away.

But as the boss, you have to pay equal attention to grace and power.

He has a mouthful of meat to eat, and the dogs under his command naturally have to share the hot soup.

The so-called celebration banquet is, on the one hand, to win people's hearts, and on the other hand, to cultivate.

Xiao Yu'er didn't forget that the effect of Xingqi pills and wine was even better!

At noon, Xiao Weizi and Xiao Guizi did as he ordered.

I got a pot of palace jade liquor from the imperial kitchen and eight dishes and one soup, which cost ten taels of silver.

The wine is the most expensive among them, and the amount of a small gourd is at most a catty, but it accounts for the lion's share, spending five taels of silver!

Xiao Guizi chattered about his experience while serving the food.

"Little fisherman, you don't know, my little Guizi is also proud today!

The cooks in the imperial dining room have never looked at me squarely.

This little Weizi has just entered with silver.

The other party is called a passionate, a little father-in-law, just like greeting his ancestors..."

Xiao Weizi interrupted impatiently: "Okay... Alright....

Look at your unproductive appearance, it's really a shame!

The little fisherman's father-in-law will be a eunuch in the future.

Let's follow left and right, and you make such a fuss when something happens.

Wouldn't you let others laugh at it in vain?"

Xiao Guizi knew that he was at a loss, and he died down.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu'er hurriedly came out to play a round and said

: "Today is a good day, everyone is happy, it's not a big deal!"

Xiao Weizi heard this, his face changed, his eyebrows smiled, and he picked up the wine gourd and said:

"Father-in-law, this is the palace jade liquor that the Lord of Long Live drinks..."

Xiao Yu'er accidentally picked up the stalk, reacted, and hurriedly said: "It's nothing!

But we don't seem to be in accordance with the rules when we drink this wine, right?"

Xiao Weizi was skeptical and explained:

"This is just the most ordinary palace jade liquor, most of which are rewarded by the masters to the servants under their command.

Some officials don't like wine, so they ask the imperial dining room to sell it.

The royal wine that Banzai Ye drinks on weekdays is at least ten years old.

It is said that there are still some hundred-year-old cellars, which will only be taken out when the heavens are sacrificed to the heavens!

Xiao Weizi said with a smile: "This is not unusual, the elderly eunuchs in the palace know it."

If you don't believe it, you can ask

Xiao Guizi..."Xiao Yu'er turned her head to look at Xiao Guizi, who was drooling.

The other party nodded like a chicken pecking rice!

Xiao Weizi suddenly remembered that there was a strange thing circulating in the palace.

He said: "This century-old wine may not be the real elixir.

It was once rumored in this palace that the founding ancestor of the Great Zhou Dynasty was addicted to alcohol.

He once ordered the craftsman to build a secret wine cellar in the palace, hiding a group of eight-hundred-year-old immortals.

It is said that the raw materials used in the sake are all exotic flowers and plants collected from famous mountains and rivers.

If you can taste this kind of elixir and jade liquid, you will have no regrets in this life!"

Xiao Yu'er feels that there must be a reason for the groundless, and this rumor is likely to be true.

The founding ancestor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, he was eloquent and strategic, swallowed mountains and rivers, and dominated the world.

It is impossible for such a heroic figure to leave an ordinary aged wine for future generations!

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