Live: My Ocean Ranch

The water was blown away, but the water was still flowing.

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Jiangnan had successfully taken the pool out.

In fact, it was very simple, just drive the excavator to dig a hole.

The moment they saw Jiangnan driving the excavator, the audience shouted that he was the male version of Zhuge Dali, and the dead memories attacked the live broadcast room again.

Because he had been very hard and tired in the past few days, Jiangnan didn't make a good dinner, and still had a simple meal. After taking a shower, he couldn't wait to go to bed and play poker with Zhou Gong's daughter.

The next morning, Jiangnan was awakened by a lick.

To be precise, it was a kiss.

He felt itchy on his lips in a daze, and instinctively opened his mouth to cooperate.

But as he thought more and more, he felt something was wrong. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw the little white tiger lying on his chest, kissing it fiercely.

This feeling was like when he was a child, he had a dream that he had to pee urgently. He finally found a toilet, unbuttoned his pants and peed directly.

At this moment, he felt a warm current passing between his legs. He suddenly sat up in his dream and realized that he had wet the bed.

"You ignored me yesterday, but you are so enthusiastic today?"

Jiangnan picked up the little white tiger and pulled him into the bed, saying, "In this case, let the storm come more violently!"

About half an hour later, Jiangnan got out of the bed and let the little white tiger out.

It was also because of this hour and a half that Jiangnan was rarely late for the live broadcast today.

As soon as the broadcast started, the audience in the live broadcast room asked him to kowtow and apologize.

This is a routine operation in major live broadcast rooms.

For example, Lu Dehua would really kowtow and apologize.

And Xiao Tuantuan would make excuses with all kinds of weird and funny reasons.

Jiangnan was about to explain, but found that this screen-sweeping did not last long, because the audience saw the little white tiger egg.

It was full of energy. After getting out of Jiangnan's bed, it was not tired, but more energetic, running back and forth in the whole villa.

Sometimes it ran to the Bikini Bottom fish tank and stared at Mr. Krabs inside, making Mr. Krabs tremble, fearing that he would become the food of the little white tiger egg one day.

Sometimes it ran to Jiangnan and bit Jiangnan's trouser legs and slippers.

Sometimes it ran downstairs to bully the kangaroo Gangzi who was still sleeping.

In the entire live broadcast room, it did not dare to bully the older white wolf king Jiaoyue and the mother wolf, nor did it dare to bully the younger three wolf cubs and the little sea dog 404. It only bullied Jiangnan and the kangaroo Gangzi in the middle.

That's right, the mother wolf and the three wolf cubs did not go back last night.

The white wolf king Jiaoyue was worried about the mother and son, so he stayed.

Looking at the lively little white tiger eggs, it is completely different from yesterday. Jiangnan explained while eating breakfast: "I believe that many viewers in the live broadcast room have raised cats. Even if they don't have one now, they must have raised one in the past, or they plan to do so in the future."

"Then everyone must have discovered a very strange phenomenon. Cats are very naughty at home, but they will not bully the elderly or children at home, but only bully you in the middle."

"And cats will come to wake you up every morning, either lying on you or meowing. Do you know why?"

"Island owner, please remove the surveillance from my house, otherwise I will call the police!"

"The island owner is right. My blue Cats are like this. They lie on my chest every morning. I can't breathe several times and I thought I was sleep paralyzed!"

"I have also encountered this situation. In order not to disturb my sleep, I lock it in the living room, but it always scratches my bedroom door every morning and wakes me up!"

"When I take a shower, my cat always lies at the door and peeks!"

"Don't say it's a cat, I also want to peek!"

"Cats are like this, respecting the old and loving the young, and biting anyone in the middle!"

"Cat: Sorry, my cat's big knife will not kill old friends!"

"Why is this? Please give me a perfect explanation!"

The audience in the live broadcast room deeply understands this and is eager to know the answer.

If it weren't for the live broadcast room not being able to post emoticons, some viewers in the live broadcast room would even want to post various emoticons such as green tea cats and tattoo cats that are popular on the Internet recently.

Jiangnan smiled and said, "The reason why cats respect the elderly and love the young is very simple, that is, their owners often bully them!"

"Don't say you love your cat very much. In fact, some of your behaviors are bullying in the eyes of cats, such as bathing, sterilization,

Playing, cutting nails, etc. "

"The owner does love the cat, but the cat doesn't like it, so it will bear grudges, rebel, and naturally scratch and bully the owner in revenge."

"The elderly are different. The elderly don't like to move, so they don't toss the cat much."

"Both like to be quiet, so they get along very naturally and comfortably."

"For children, cats like them from the bottom of their hearts, because they don't think of themselves as cats in their bones, but like humans, they naturally treat human children as their own children."

"Cats like children, but it doesn't mean they will let children bully them. If you encounter a naughty child who keeps provoking the cat, the consequences will be another matter."

"Not only that, cats will also regard themselves as the masters of the house, that is to say, the cat will instinctively think that the house you bought is its, and you regard yourself as the master, but in the eyes of the cat, you are just its slave. ”

“That’s why you can bully them if you want!”

At this point, Jiangnan had finished his breakfast and walked to the kitchen. While washing the dishes, he continued: “As for why cats like wake-up services, there are two reasons.”

“The first and simplest reason is that they are hungry.”

“Humans only feed cats after they wake up. Over time, they have discovered this rule and will come to wake humans up.”

“Second, cats’ hunting time is completely inconsistent with human working hours. They like to go out at night, especially at dusk and early morning.”

“It has always been like this.”

“But since becoming human pets, cats need to follow human schedules.”

“For humans, the alarm clock is a signal to get up, but for them, the rise in temperature and the rise in the sun are signals for cats, and they will instinctively wake you up.”

“Why do they wake you up? They want you to go to work! ”

“As I said before, cats don’t know that they are cats, but humans, or they think that humans are also cats.”

“Before cats were domesticated, they would hunt after waking up, so they also hoped that you, the slave, would hunt for their masters to eat.”

“Of course, humans don’t need to hunt, but go to work. Only by working can they earn money, and only with money can they buy cat food such as cat strips, dried fish, and canned cat food for cats.”

“And cats can’t understand so much, they only regard humans going out to work in the morning as going out to hunt.”

“Every time the owner comes home from get off work, they stand at the door to greet him, not because they like the owner, but because they want to see if the useless owner has caught any prey.”