Live: My Ocean Ranch

After a few minutes of playing with the green turtle Dalang in the yard, Jiangnan pushed the door and entered the villa. As soon as he entered, he saw the kangaroo Gangzi lying on the sofa like Ge You, with a boxing match on the TV in front of him and a few carrots on the coffee table for him to eat whenever he wanted. That leisurely and contented posture was really as comfortable as it could be. In its arms, the little sea dog 404 was sleeping soundly. After not seeing each other for a few days, the muscles of the kangaroo Gangzi were obviously bigger and harder, and the little sea dog 404 had grown up a little. The most important thing was that they got along very well. Seeing Jiangnan standing at the door, Kangaroo Gangzi was stunned for a moment, then gently patted the little sea dog 404 in his arms with his paws.

The little sea dog 404 opened his hazy eyes in a daze, and after seeing Jiangnan clearly, he rushed over with a cry.

After Jiangnan squatted down, he took the opportunity to get into Jiangnan's arms and kept licking Jiangnan with his tongue. He was very good at acting coquettish.

Kangaroo Gangzi walked over slowly and brought slippers for Jiangnan.

The coquettish sea dog and the sensible kangaroo, the picture at this moment is particularly warm.

"Woo woo woo, Gangzi is getting more and more sensible."

"My wife didn't even send me slippers when I came back from overtime at night. When I entered the bedroom, she was very panicked."

"Big brother upstairs, I'll give you a song of Stefanie Sun's "Green Light"!"

"The room is so tidy. It's obvious that Gangzi cleaned it. He is simply the conch girl in the kangaroo world."

"Island owner, if it doesn't work, just marry Gangzi?"

"No, different species, but the key is the same gender."

"That's not a problem. In India, don't many men marry cows as wives?"

"I remember that in an island country where people live a good life, a man married a doll as his wife, the inflatable kind."

The audience in the live broadcast room tried to match Jiangnan and Gangzi.

Of course, it was just a joke.

Jiangnan put on slippers, entered the room, and checked inside and out.

To be honest, the whole house was cleaned very cleanly by Gangzi, spotless.

Even the tea sets and other items on the table were neatly arranged by it.

This made Jiangnan think that this guy had mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Well done!"

Jiangnan reached out and patted the kangaroo Gangzi's shoulder heavily, and said solemnly: "I will find you a beautiful wife someday!"

"Humph!"

Kangaroo Gangzi rolled his eyes humanely, as if saying: Master, do you think I am a rat that lacks a female kangaroo?

Gangzi is strong, clean and tidy, and has Jiangnan as a backer. He is definitely a tall, rich and handsome man in the kangaroo world. There is indeed no shortage of female kangaroos. Maybe there will be many female kangaroos chasing him.

"Chirp!"

As soon as Jiangnan went upstairs, he heard the cry of the baby birds.

"Fu Lu Shou has hatched?"

Jiangnan was very excited and ran quickly towards the bird box.

Sure enough!

The three baby eggs have already hatched!

They should have hatched not long after he left. Now the eyes of the three chicks, Fufu, Lulu and Shoushou, are about to open.

After feeling Jiangnan approaching, Fufu, Lulu and Shoushou opened their mouths one by one and chirped even louder.

At this time, it should be accompanied by a line from Stephen Chow in "Flirting Scholar": Help! I'm so hungry!

He did not intervene to feed the bird. It is better to leave this matter to Bird Jianqiang.

Bird of Paradise mother Bird Jianqiang was not nearby. She should have gone to find food for her children.

The young couple of the Crested Canary were not here either.

Jiangnan stood on tiptoe and glanced at their nest, and found that they also gave birth to their babies.

There were four eggs lying quietly in the nest.

He reached out and touched it gently, and found that it was still warm, inferring that the Crested Canary should have just left.

After checking the animals living in the villa, Jiangnan took out the two tree boxes rewarded by the system.

In order to avoid suspicion from the audience in the live broadcast room, he did not take them out from the air, but went into the warehouse, so that the audience would mistakenly think that the tree boxes were in the warehouse.

Jiangnan found two big trees in the yard and hung the tree boxes on them.

One tree box was used to settle the sugar quoll family of ten.

The other one was vacated to see if it could attract the nearby demon squirrel.

Finally, Jiangnan took out a spirit awakening pill, crushed it gently, turned it into powder, and poured it into the water where the newt Chongba was.

The spirit awakening pill was too big, and he was worried that the newt would

Chongba choked and could only be fed like a child taking medicine.

After finishing all this, an hour had passed unknowingly. Exhausted, Jiangnan sat down on the sofa, turned on the TV, and finally took a rest.

Jiangnan had worked hard all the way back and was really tired. He closed his eyes uncontrollably.

But...

The content on TV affected his sleep again and again!

At this time, the TV was broadcasting news.

But these news were funny no matter how you listened to them.

"A man hit and ran, and the deceased turned out to be his father!"

"A college student played online games and married a wife, but when he met her in person, he found out that she was his roommate's mother!"

"A girl found out that she was abducted and sold the trafficker, and only asked for 250 yuan. It was a double naked insult from physical to mental!"

"A four-year-old kid stole 20,000 yuan from home, carried it to kindergarten, and called his friends to play poker together!"

"A man saw a lottery ticket and found that he won 5 million. After throwing away the lottery ticket, he bought another one and won 8 million!"

"The robber robbed 10,000 yuan in cash, but the thief stole it!"

"A young man gave up his seat to a pregnant woman on the bus, and found out that it was his ex-girlfriend!"

"The suspect disliked the ugly photos released by the police, so he sent a selfie to the police!"

"A young man jumped off a building because of a breakup, jumped downstairs and found that he was fine, so he climbed upstairs and continued to jump down!"

Hearing this, Jiangnan couldn't fall asleep anymore. He opened his eyes unconsciously and watched with relish.

Looking at the live broadcast room again, the audience had already gone crazy laughing.

"Hahaha, outrageous, fucking outrageous, outrageous!"

"I actually like watching the news so much for the first time!"

"I'm actually watching the news on TV during the live broadcast, and I find it very interesting!"

"I just finished sewing, I can't laugh, but I can't help it!"

"Human trafficker: This is a high-end game, I can't play it!"

"Is this the legendary people don't traffic me, I don't traffic people?"

"Hahaha, I'm just watching these, island owner, don't stop!"

"The guy above, you guys are better at talking about news! (dog head)"

"If the "News Broadcast" is broadcast like this every day, I will definitely stay in front of the TV every day!"

Jiangnan gradually lost his sleepiness, and became more and more energetic the more he watched.

And the following news was even more bizarre and more ridiculous, directly igniting the live broadcast room.