The child was so embarrassed that he said, "I beg to differ!" Jiangnan shook his head and said, "I have seen parents who help their children with homework but make their children collapse." "The parent dictated English words to the child and shouted pi!" "The child was confused on the spot and asked: What pi?" "The parent confirmed again and again: It's pi, pen!" "The child was speechless: Pen is pen!" "The parent continued, shouting gunnima!" "The child frowned: Why are you still scolding yourself?" "The parent confirmed again and again: It's gunnima, grandma!" After Jiangnan finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter. "Hahaha, this isn't dictation, this is guessing, right?"

"Just a quick question, did the parents go to dig wild vegetables when they were reading?"

"I see, this is called reverse teaching, it can deepen the child's impression and make them remember faster and easier!"

"I laughed so hard that I couldn't bite off the hot and sour noodles, they just came out of my throat!"

Just when the live broadcast room was full of laughter, the next second, all the audience members were collectively embarrassed.

Because of the misunderstanding!

After the baby otter was forcibly thrown into the water, it fluttered around in a panic, causing waves of water.

It was about to sink into the water.

At this time, the mother otter quickly jumped into the water and dragged the baby on her back.

The baby was dragged, feeling safe, and gradually began to learn to swim, and was no longer afraid of water.

"It seems that we have all misunderstood the mother otter, just like when we only watch half of the news and misunderstand the protagonist!" Jiangnan explained: "In the animal world, very few mothers treat their children roughly. About 85% are very gentle." "For example, sea otters. Some fishermen often encounter them when they travel at sea, and most of them are sleeping while floating on their backs." "In the arms of the mother sea otter, there are often cute babies, and their hair is very dry, not stained by a drop of water." "If there is no place to dock in the sea, the mother sea otter will turn herself into an absolutely safe "boat" for the baby to rest on her body." Mother's love is so gentle and great! At the beginning, the mother otter swam very slowly and tried to get close to the three babies. And what the three babies have to do is to swim hard and chase their mother. When they have no strength, they can quickly climb onto their mother's back and rest. When they are well rested, they will continue to swim. Repeatedly. Water and swimming skills will become extraordinary! Throughout the process, the mother otter was tireless and kept soaking in the water without regrets, and also taught her babies more swimming skills.

This picture makes people feel warm.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the [Otter Swimming Picture], experience value +50!"

Soon, another vivid sketch appeared in Jiangnan's notebook.

Jiangnan put down his pen and was about to get up and leave, but suddenly found that the mother otter had crawled to his side without knowing when.

It half-stood, just like a human on tiptoe, staring at the painting Jiangnan drew with wide eyes.

Its eyes were full of joy.

It also gently rubbed Jiangnan.

It seems that it likes the painting Jiangnan made for itself and its babies.

"The mother otter is too spineless. She must sue the island owner for violating her portrait rights and make him compensate her!"

"Good man, you know the law!"

"This case is too difficult. Who dares to take it!"

"Calling Zhang Wei, Zhang Yida, Zhang Dapao, Zhang Erkang, Snake!"

"Zhang Wei: Excuse me, please call me the pioneer of law!"

"If this case really happened, would it be outrageous?"

"Is it outrageous? He helped an old man who fell down and was sentenced to pay tens of thousands of dollars in compensation. The lawyer also asked in return, "Why did you help him if you didn't hit him!"

" I remember there was an even more outrageous news story. A thief went to someone else's house to steal something, but accidentally fell and got injured. As a result, the family had to compensate the thief for medical expenses! "

"A naughty kid stole someone else's takeaway and was sent to the hospital because of the spicy chicken wings. As a result, the person who ordered the takeaway had to pay compensation. I just want to ask you if this is outrageous!"

"Compared to humans, if there is a case between animals, it is much simpler. It is nothing more than fighting for territory and fighting."

"Sure enough, the lyrics are right. Society is simple, but people are complicated!"

"Anyway, the island owner should at least reward the otter.

Mom is a big fish!"

"That's right, if it weren't for the selfless dedication of the otter mother, the island owner wouldn't be able to paint!"

The audience in the live broadcast room spoke up for the otter mother.

Jiangnan glanced at the barrage, thought about it, and directly hugged the otter mother in his arms, saying softly: "Don't be afraid, I'll give you a massage."

"You must be tired of teaching your baby to learn to swim, a massage will be very comfortable! "

While speaking, he has already started the massage using the massage skills rewarded by the system.

To be honest, Jiangnan didn't know massage before.

But after learning the massage skills, these hands seem to be endowed with magic. As long as they start to massage animals, they will be extremely flexible and skilled.

Rubbing, rubbing, kneading, pushing, wiping, squeezing, pressing, etc. can do everything.

It can even accurately find some of the more sensitive acupuncture points of animals and perform special pressing.

In the blink of an eye, the mother otter showed a humane smile.

From its expression, it can be seen that it is very comfortable, and it deliberately stretched its limbs so that Jiangnan can massage in all directions.

"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the mother otter is smiling?"

"It looks very comfortable and enjoys it very much!"

"Is the island owner's massage technique so good? I really want to feel it!"

"I didn't expect that one day, I would envy an otter!"

"Me too!"

"Is the island owner asking for a price? How much does it cost to ask you to massage once? ”

“Island owner: Please don’t insult me ​​with money! Just give me a few million and it will be fine!”

“Sisters, why don’t you be bolder? Let’s do our best to catch up with the island owner. Then the island owner can give us massages every day!”

“I just have one small question. Can girls be given priority for massages?”

“Island owner: Those with good figures are given priority!”

The audience in the live broadcast room kept speeding up.

And many of them were female viewers driving.

Some female viewers even recorded the Jiangnan massage and watched it secretly in bed at night.

“嘤嘤嘤!”

“嘤嘤嘤! "

The three baby otters swimming in the lake found that their mother was missing. Perhaps they were tired from swimming, so they quickly climbed to the shore and trotted over to find her.

After seeing their mother's comfortable expression, they were full of curiosity and looked at Jiangnan with expectant eyes, as if to say: handsome little brother, since we are so cute, can you give us a massage too?

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