Live Broadcast: One Sentence At The Beginning Of The School Flower Crying
Chapter 69 This Is Not Poisonous, Right?
Xu Muge was looking for fancy food in the bedroom.
Every time he took one, Lou Zhanlei's three faces became darker.
In the end, Xu Muge found a total of ten kinds, and they had everything to eat and drink.
Lou Zhanlei stepped forward and said in a very sad and angry tone: "Brother Mu! This is too much! It can't be squeezed all at once! Even if it is finished! The four of us have to eat for a day! Bypass the stomachs of brothers!!"
"Yes, Brother Mu!" Yan Li and the others quickly agreed.
Xu Muge said: "You think too much, you didn't plan to use them all, just pick a few."
They breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then I'll pick this one," Lou Zhanlei picked up the Coke.
"I'm here," Yan Li picked up an apple.
Xu Muge interrupted them and said speechlessly, "It's not like this, you just randomly picked with your eyes closed."
"Hey, it's a real flower to play!"
Xu Muge put ten items on the table and arranged them one by one.
Let them close their eyes, and after shuffling the order, one person says two numbers.
In the end, six were selected.
A bottle of cola, a piece of snail powder, half a bottle of Laoganma, a packet of mustard, a tube of mustard, and a chocolate pie.
Lou Zhanlei and the others turned black.
The most unacceptable is the mustard, but it was also selected.
"Come on, start."
Xu Muge turned on the wall breaker and plugged it in.
The snail powder is soaked in hot water, and the water is poured. When it is not so hot, it is poured into the wall breaker, and the rest of the brain is poured into it.
While busy, Xu Muge looked at the computer and said, "Everyone who sees it has a share. This machine will be used up in a while and I will smoke it in the live broadcast room."
There are a lot of question marks in the live broadcast room.
"Can you still use it?"
"Thank you Brother Mu, but we don't want it."
"You should keep such a good machine for use."
"It can be a family heirloom."
After all six items are poured in, press the start button.
buzzing.....
Xu Muge breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that the machine wouldn't turn, it would be embarrassing.
"As you can see, this machine is very powerful, and most of the food can be broken."
In about twenty seconds, all the food that was poured into it was beaten into a reddish-gray sticky paste.
Those who watch are heartbroken.
Three questions arise.
"What the hell is this?"
"Is this edible?"
"It won't be poisonous if you eat it!"
The merchants are also stupid. They said that Xu Muge was allowed to play freely, but he never thought that he would advertise in such a way.
It can be said that it is an advertising wizard, bringing a mudslide in the cargo world.
Xu Muge turned on the wall breaker and poured the paste into a plastic cup.
Four full cups.
Yan Li said: "Our hometown is pasting couplets during the Spring Festival. There is definitely no problem with sticking couplets with this."
Lou Zhanlei got close and smelled it.
ahem...
A bit choking the nose.
There is the smell of snail powder and the pungent smell of mustard.
If they had a choice, they would rather have a day of class without a break than a drink of this stuff.
Xu Muge raised the glass.
"Come on guys, long pain is worse than short pain, just do it!"
Yan Li and Pei Houwang held up the cups reluctantly.
They touched.
They looked at each other, and no one was drinking.
"I'll make a sample first," Xu Muge said, just like drinking beer.
Judging from his expression, it seems that it is not particularly difficult to swallow.
This gave Lou Zhanlei the illusion of them.
They also learned Xu Muge and prepared to drink it all in one go.
But people cannot be generalized.
When Pei Houwang took the first sip, he knew that he was wrong, very wrong.
"puff....."
Pei Houwang wanted to cover it with his hands, but instead of covering it, he sprayed the ground directly.
Originally, the smell of other things is not big, but the mustard will irritate the nasal cavity and send these smells up.
Get people on top.
All of a sudden all the flavors came.
Yan Li drank so fast that he choked and choked out tears.
Lou Zhanlei retched three times and couldn't finish his drink.
The three people were tortured and wanted to die.
"Who will put mustard in the bedroom in the future! I'm not finished with him!"
This is what they are thinking at the moment, after all, if there is no mustard, this thing will not be so difficult to swallow.
The audience in the live broadcast room was distressed.
"Please don't do this, I can't buy it!"
"Tsk tsk, it seems that Baba is not necessarily the worst."
"Although it shouldn't be, I still couldn't help laughing."
"The takeaway has just been delivered, and I lost my appetite after reading it."
In fact, it's not that exaggerated, they just drink too quickly.
Again, this thing is a bit thick and not easy to swallow, which is why they are so embarrassed.
Xu Muge put the unwashed wallbreaker back into the box.
"As I said just now, this limited-edition wall-breaking machine has been pumped, and everyone can participate in the barrage."
Originally full screen.
When everyone heard what he said, no one posted it in an instant. Those who didn't know it thought that there was no audience in the live broadcast room.
However, there are still a few people who have posted a barrage, which can still be sent out.
Xu Muge turned his head to look at Lou Zhanlei and the three of them, all looking aggrieved, he waved his hand.
"Don't say anything, I'll invite you to eat, drink, and have fun today. If anyone feels uncomfortable, they don't have to go."
The three of them originally looked like they were seriously ill, but when they heard this, they all cheered up as if they had been beaten with blood, as if they had never experienced anything just now.
"No one is uncomfortable, I'm fine."
"Yeah, you see, I can still do push-ups."
"Next time there is such a thing, you can say it directly! Don't say a drink, just a bucket!"
Xu Muge was very relieved to see them alive and well.
Simply pack up and get ready to go out.
After confirming the winner, Xu Muge said: "The wall breaker will be sent later, remember to check it, we're going out, brothers, see you tomorrow."
After he finished speaking, he closed the live broadcast room.
"I don't want it, don't send it!"
"I used to feel sorry for the three of them, but now I don't feel sorry for them at all. Instead, I am envious. I wish I could drink it."
"The eating and drinking part can be skipped live, but please be sure to open the live broadcast room when you have fun!!"
"That's right! Even if you spend money to watch it!"
"The live broadcast room will be blocked."
Later, the two merchants transferred the balance of the goods to Xu Muge.
It doesn't matter if they can make money this time, Xu Muge, anyway, they have tried their best.
At the same time, he also did what he said, and brought Lou Zhanlei and the three of them to eat, drink, and have fun.
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