Live Broadcast: My Leisurely Life In A Mountain Village
Chapter 71 Uncle Zhuzi From Ten Miles And Eight Towns! 【Part 4】
Just a few sentences, especially the last one.
When Chen Yang said it, the confidence in his voice left no doubt that he could really do this!
"The old saying is good, just talk and don't practice fake moves. After a while, I will let you all see my archery skills when I go up the mountain."
Chen Yang grabbed the quiver he bought online and tied it behind his back.
"I bought 200 carbon arrows. Carbon arrows are not cheap. An average of 30 yuan."
"But I suggest that if you want to play with a bow, you must buy a good bow."
"It's not that the expensive ones are the best, but the cheap ones are easy to explode. Once the arrow explodes, the palm of the hand will be pierced, and the dead will be killed!"
"One more thing, don't let go of the arrow, it will not only hurt the bow, but also easily explode the bow."
He shook the quiver behind him and said, "I don't have many arrows, only nine."
"Firstly, it will increase my burden, and secondly, I don't need so much."
"Even if you are really unlucky and encounter any danger, two arrows are enough."
"One arrow to the leg, one arrow to the head."
Netizens were stunned when they heard the powerful, confident and pretentious words.
"In terms of pretense...I'm not as good as Master Chen.
"Submit, kneel first!"
"Master Chen, don't brag, you are blowing up your archery skills to the sky now, and it will end soon!"
"Oh, I've been worrying about Mr. Chen all day long."
Chen Yang said with a smile: "Okay, okay, let's stop talking nonsense."
"Big black and little white, left and right protectors, follow me up the mountain!"
In a bachelor apartment.
A single dog with scruffy hair is sitting in front of the computer, watching Chen Yang's live broadcast.
On his computer desk, there are seven or eight mobile phones and three computers.
He has accounts on several platforms such as Douyin and Weibo, and the name of the account is Xiaobei.
He just got up.
He is used to this kind of upside-down life day and night.
Now the first thing to do when you wake up every day is to turn on Master Chen's live broadcast, and watch the live broadcast at double speed.
Then keep up with the latest live streams.
Seeing that Chen Yang was about to enter the mountain with a bow and arrow, his eyes lit up.
He had a premonition that another good show was about to happen today!
He watched Chen Yang go out, and he ran into the pillar board not far away.
Xiaobei said speechlessly, "Uncle Zhuzi meets Mr. Chen every day. Is the fate so wonderful?"
"correct!"
With a flash of inspiration, he immediately dug out all the live broadcast (bcac) videos of Chen Yang.
Then capture all the scenes in it, the meeting between Chen Yang and Uncle Zhuzi.
"I'm such a genius!"
Not long.
A new video is out.
"Master Chen and Uncle Zhuzi's Past, Present, and Three Lives Relationship"
He posted this edited video on several platforms simultaneously.
There is no need to look for the navy, just his current fan attention.
As long as you post a video related to Mr. Chen, it will be played tens of thousands of times in minutes.
as expected.
As soon as it was sent out, the playback volume increased.
There are more than a hundred comments.
"Yangyang, go out?"
"yes."
Uncle Zhuzi, good morning.
"Are you going up the mountain again?"
"Uncle Zhuzi is going to work?"
"If you don't work, you support me."
"When I was young, I was also a well-known handsome young man in ten miles and eight villages. Anyone who saw him would say that this young man is spirited!"
"Pfft, hahaha, I died from laughing."
"Xiao Bei, are you going to laugh at me to death, oh my god, I can't do it."
"Uncle Zhuzi is so funny."
"If you don't make money, you support me, I support you! I cried, how about you?"
"Tears."
"Cry for me, cry!"
"Master Chen and Uncle Zhuzi... Can this work together? High, really high!"
"My Uncle Zhuzi was also a handsome young man from all over the world! (Tactical Backward)"
"Uncle Zhuzi: Come, come, come to my house, I'll show you a big baby."
"Sanshengyuan...Xiao Bei, you are really enough!"
"Master Chen in my heart, unexpectedly..."
I have to say that netizens like these spoofs.
But Uncle Zhuzi does have the potential to be funny.
The key is.
Every time Chen Yang goes out, he will definitely be able to touch the pillar board.
Chen Yang felt strange about this matter.
What a coincidence.
"Uncle Zhuzi, good morning."
"What's the morning? It's already afternoon. You just woke up, right? Or were you confused by those bastards yesterday?"
"Uh... forgot.
Chen Yang scratched his head: "I'm going up the mountain first."
"Are you going hunting?"
"For self-defense."
"Do you use this for self-defense? This bow is so big, can you pull it?"
"Pull it out, let it dry."
"Then do you know how to archery? Do I need to teach you?"
"Uncle, do you still know this?"
"Why can't you? Uncle, I was also famous in ten miles and eight towns back then. I can play everything, and I can't do anything. I won the first place."
As soon as this remark came out, netizens burst into laughter.
"Pfft, I'm dying of laughter, Uncle You Zi's mouth is like closing a gun."
"Look at Mr. Chen, we all came to see Uncle Zhuzi.
"Uncle Zhuzi is so handsome."
"Thirty years younger, I will definitely find Uncle Zhuzi as my boyfriend."
"Be careful when Aunt Zhuzi hits you."
"Come to see Uncle Zhuzi."
"Ten miles and eight towns...the famous scene of Uncle Zhuzi!"
"Look at Uncle Zhuzi from Douyin."
"From Weibo."
Chen Yang didn't expect that Uncle Zhuzi would attract a wave of fans for himself.
After chatting with him for a while, Chen Yang headed towards last week.
All the way up the mountain.
Chen Yang took another route today.
Going up the mountain from here is the highest mountain in the Nanshan Mountains.
"I went up the mountain today mainly because I was hungry."
"On the mountain here, there is a coniferous and broad-leaved forest, that kind of place is simply a paradise for wild mushrooms.
"People in our village occasionally go to the mountains to pick, but we haven't gone there in the past few years. First, the mountains are too high and many places are still steep.
"And I heard from them that wolves, foxes and poisonous snakes are commonplace in high mountains."
"I don't have to be afraid."
"I have a special insect repellent spray, as well as Big Black and Little White."
"With Dahei around, unless you are crossing a mountain peak, ordinary poisonous insects, snakes and ants will have to detour when they see me.
He brushed aside the weeds in front of him with an oxhorn bow, and walked to an open forest.
After looking around, he said, "This place is more suitable for archery."
He didn't forget that he wanted to show off his archery skills in front of sand sculpture netizens.
For things like archery, you can't just rely on your mouth.
You have to show it for real.
Chen Yang picked up a leaf and inserted it between a piece of bark.
Everyone looked at the leaf. "
"Now, I'm going to shoot it.",
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