The old man was very happy.
Hehe...
Sure enough, Lao Deng, you still can't stand the loneliness.
Although the system only has the god-level pulse-taking skill.
But, Su Chen also knows a little about recuperation...
"Lao Deng, recuperation is easy."
"From now on, lie on the bed on time at 7 o'clock every night, without any distractions, and go to sleep!"
Seven o'clock...
It's almost completely dark.
At this time.
It's considered an early bedtime.
It's good for the health of the father-in-law.
And at this time.
Su Chen and Lin Bingbing had just finished their meal and were strolling outside...
Open a small hotel and do some little romance for the two of them.
The father-in-law is asleep, so no one will disturb him.
"Okay! Go to bed on time at 7 o'clock in the future!"
For health, for this family...
Lin Dashan is willing to listen.
"Second point, don't get angry easily."
"No matter what happens, it is important to keep your emotions stable."
This point of emotional stability.
Good for health...
It is also good for Su Chen.
In case he does something excessive one day.
If the father-in-law is emotionally stable, everything will be easy.
"Third point, worry less when you are old."
"Don't ask too much about your children's affairs."
"Adhere to a principle: children and grandchildren have their own blessings."
"Learn to bless, learn to understand."
Speaking of this...
The live broadcast screen has been turned on, and the sound has also been turned on.
Lin Dashan frowned slightly.
Rubbing the back of his head.
"Stinky boy, are you fooling me here?"
"Why do I feel something is wrong?"
Strange...
I can't tell what's wrong.
Su Chen: "Ah? Is there?"
"Old Deng, what I said are all the secrets of health and longevity."
"I don't need to explain the first two points, right? They are commonplace!"
"The experience of the older generation."
"The last point is even more important..."
"Times are changing, and young people are changing too."
"For example, Old Deng, you think I'm a yellow-haired guy, right?"
"I ride on a ghost fire and play DJ, I don't look like a good person..."
"But let's ask the truth."
"Before this, have you ever thought that I can take a pulse?"
Lin Dashan pondered and finally shook his head.
Don't say...
He really didn't think that this brat could take a pulse.
And he took it so accurately!
Almost all of them were right!
There are almost no secrets!
"That's fine!"
"Don't judge a person by his appearance."
"Lao Deng, you still have a lot to learn in the future..."
The yellow-haired son-in-law, the hot-tempered father-in-law...
The two of them were talking back and forth.
——[Puff! Good boy! ]
——[Anchor, you are really good, you fooled your father-in-law! ]
——[Follow, follow...]
——[Damn, this kid is really good at talking. ]
——[Hahaha, it's obvious that the father-in-law has something in his son-in-law's hands. ]
——[Grandmaster, Grandmaster, please accept my greetings! ]
The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.
Is it okay if the son-in-law is fooled by the father-in-law?
The two of them strolled around.
Finally, they came to the entrance of a small store in the community...
Lin Dashan looked around: "Stinky boy, go in and buy something."
"Lao Deng, what to buy?"
You call me a stinky boy, so I call you Lao Deng.
Fair!
Lin Dashan thought for a while: "Stinky boy, no matter what, I am your father-in-law."
"How can a son-in-law come to the door for the first time to deliver iced black tea, toothpaste, and mosquito coils."
"Go in, buy something, give me some money!"
No matter what, it has to be acceptable for face, right?
Su Chen nodded, thinking it made sense.
"Lao Deng, don't worry, I'll go in and buy it right away."
A small store in the community.
Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs.
At this time...
An old man in his sixties was dozing off at the front desk.
Su Chen walked up.
The old man still had a mobile phone in his hand.
The mobile phone automatically played Douyin video.
Because it is a continuous automatic playback...
Every time I scroll past one.
All are beauties.
Either wearing black stockings or shorts and skirts...
The master has good taste...
Su Chen smiled bitterly: "Master? Master?"
The master is not awake.
Turned his head to the side.
The drool in his mouth just happened to flow on the phone screen.
Clicked a little red heart to follow!
——【Okay, okay, this account of the master has been cultivated! 】
——【Xiaodao pulls the butt, open your eyes! 】
——【Brother
Guys, who was that beautiful lady that the old man was swiping just now? Can anyone give me a link? ]
——【Sorry everyone, I have to go to the toilet first...】
No way.
Su Chen shook the old man's arm.
The old man woke up.
He looked up and glanced at Su Chen.
"Oh! Are you here to buy something, young man?"
"Yes, we don't sell small umbrellas in our store."
"Betel nut, Liqun is out of stock..."
"There are a few bottles of Red Bull in the refrigerator, five yuan a bottle!"
The old man looked like an experienced person.
Su Chen shook his head: "Uncle, you misunderstood, I'm not here to buy these."
"This is my first time to my father-in-law's house, I want to bring some things over."
"Uncle, do you have any good recommendations?"
Yo?
Hearing that it was the first time to go to my father-in-law's house.
The old man instantly became energetic.
He was completely awake.
He thought: This is a big business.
"Young man, are you from the local area?"
"Yes!"
Good, I am from the local area, and the location is accurate...
"Generally, it's the first time I go to my father-in-law's house, cigarettes, alcohol and tea are indispensable."
"Well... I have bought two of these."
The cigarettes are Badao brand mosquito coils, Huazi brand toothpaste, and the tea is iced black tea...
There is one kind of alcohol left.
"Uncle, do you have any suitable alcohol here?"
"Yes... They are all here."
"Young man, I suggest you buy boxed ones, it's more respectable!"
The uncle's eyes sparkled.
Su Chen glanced over...
There are still many categories of alcohol on the shelf.
Du Kang, Old Village Chief, Meng Zhilan...
Old Deng's alcohol tolerance should not be very good.
Now he is weak...
It's better not to buy too good.
My girlfriend Bingbing often tells me to be frugal and save money.
Su Chen finally pointed to the corner of the shelf: "Uncle, hand me the pink peach flavor."
The old man was stunned.
He was stunned...
Peach flavor, fruit cube! ?
"Ah?"
"No?"
"Young man? Are you serious?"
"You... are you sure this is your first time at your father-in-law's house?"
"Do you drink this as a drink yourself or give it to your father-in-law?"
Su Chen nodded: "Then Lao Deng likes the pink..."
Take the peach flavored fruit cube and look at it in your hand.
The old man didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Young man, I advise you, it's better to change one?"
"This Fruit Cube... is only 15 yuan a bottle, and the alcohol content is not high..."
"Generally, people who drink this... are not very old."
"Alas... I'll tell you the truth, our eight-year-old grandson can drink a bottle in one breath!"
Su Chen didn't care: "Uncle, this is it!"
"Get some more food and drinks."
"There are ham sausages, beef jerky, roast chicken, and..."
"Do you have instant noodles?"
The old man didn't say anything, but raised his hand and pointed at the pile of cheap goods.
"Bucket noodles are 50 yuan a box."
"Do you have 20 yuan?"
The old man: "..."
Tired.
Tired of heart.
——【I'm so angry! 】
——【Uncle: Do you think I care about you! 】
——【The anchor is a talent. 】
——【Money should be spent wisely, understand? 】
However...
Su Chen finally chose: 20 packs of dry noodles at one dollar each, 30 packs of small bread at one dollar each...
The most expensive one was the bag of lollipops at 35 dollars...
"Uncle, it's exactly 100 dollars."
"Yes, I'll transfer it to you!"
"Uncle, please bring me a red bag, red bags are festive!"
Weixin received 100 yuan.
The announcer sounded.
The old man's CPU burned...
"Hiss..."
"Young man."
"Uncle doesn't mean anything else, can I ask you a question?"
"By the way, do you, your father-in-law, live on campus?"
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