The two of them were so angry that they had to fight.
Girlfriend Lin Bingbing and mother-in-law Chen Cuilan attacked at the same time.
Only then did they barely subdue the furious Lin Dashan.
"Dad, don't be angry."
"Su Chen is like this, he is quite humorous."
Lin Bingbing blinked frantically.
Su Chen reacted...
Quickly picked up the gift that his girlfriend had prepared for him.
Huh...
He breathed a sigh of relief.
Luckily, the gift was prepared by his girlfriend.
Otherwise, it would be bad if he came empty-handed.
——【Wuhu, the anchor also knows how to prepare gifts? Quite smart. 】
——【Not bad, not bad, this is more like it...】
——【Generally, when a son-in-law meets his father-in-law, cigarettes, alcohol and tea are three things that cannot be missing! 】
——【In fact, it is just a token of affection, it all depends on how much affection one has. 】
"Dad! Look!"
"Su Chen prepared a gift for you."
Lin Dashan turned his head.
When he saw the exquisite gift box, the anger on his face dissipated a little.
"Open it and see what it is."
Lin Bingbing rubbed her hands...
Su Chen untied the bandage.
I saw...
A large bottle of iced black tea, a box of Huazi toothpaste, a box of Badao mosquito coils...
Su Chen: "..."
Looked at his girlfriend in confusion.
Lin Bingbing expectedly: "Su Chen, what are you still doing, give it to my dad."
"My dad usually likes to drink some tea and smoke some cigarettes..."
Uh...
Prepared by my girlfriend.
The main focus is on thrift and frugality, saving when necessary and spending when necessary.
The tea is iced black tea, the Huazi is Huazi brand, and the cigarette is Badao brand mosquito coil...
Su Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Well, Lao Deng, I hope you like it!"
Try it out!
Lin Dashan's face was full of black lines, and the corners of his lips twitched.
He had never encountered such a speechless thing.
He was still laughing in the last second, and the next second, he couldn't laugh anymore.
——[Puff...]
——[Anchor, you are really going to go against the sky! ]
——[No, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts in the middle of the night, hurry up and beat Yao Erling! ]
——[Just tell me if it's tea? Just tell me if it's Huazi? ]
——[I know Badao brand mosquito coil, it's strong! ]
——[Damn! I thought smoking dry tobacco was going against the sky, but there are people smoking mosquito coils here! ]
——[Anchor is so considerate! ]
——[Heartwarming and stomachwarming! So warm! ]
——[Are you touched? I'm so touched! ]
——【Father-in-law: I'm so lucky to have you. 】
——【Eh? You know what, this gift is very practical! 】
The comments are so funny.
Even the backstage of the crew.
Director Yan Min and the assistant director who were drinking tea.
"Puff..."
He spit out a mouthful of tea without swallowing it.
Yan Min laughed out loud.
"Ahahaha!"
"Talent! This is a talent!"
"Unexpected, this gift is so unexpected!"
"Admit, this kid must be admitted as an exception!"
"Give him the salary of a regular employee!"
Just for these three gifts.
It fits the character of the yellow-haired spirited guy so well...
Very thorough understanding.
Nothing wrong!
...
Living room.
Lin Dashan's facial muscles twitched and his whole body trembled.
He endured it, he endured it.
For my daughter, for this family...
For...
"No, I can't help it!"
Lin Dashan picked up the ashtray on the table.
"Stop it!"
Chen Cuilan rushed out of the kitchen wearing an apron.
Pick up the Huazi brand toothpaste on the table.
"Dashan, what are you doing?"
"Xiao Su is so kind..."
"It's okay, we can use this toothpaste for ourselves."
"It can also be used for iced tea, and mosquito coils can also be used in our barbecue restaurant..."
It can be used for everything!
What a simple and unpretentious child.
【Ding! Received anger value +506! 】
【Received excitement value +299! 】
【Cumulative emotion value reaches 1000! 】
【Congratulations to the host, you have won a lucky wheel lottery opportunity! 】
【Please ask the host if you want to draw the lottery immediately! 】
It's not easy...
Listening to the system prompts in my mind.
Su Chen sighed in his heart: "Draw!"
Boom...
The lucky wheel turned and the pointer finally fell.
[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the Chinese medicine skill: Divine-level pulse diagnosis! ]
Open the personal attribute panel...
[Host: Su Chen]
[Strength: 10]
[Speed: 10]
[Wisdom: 10]
[PS: The highest physical attribute of extreme athletes is 10! ]
[Skills: Mastery of suona! Divine-level pulse diagnosis! ]
[Chance of drawing a lottery: 0! ]
Divine-level pulse diagnosis?
It seems to be a skill of traditional Chinese medicine.
Su Chen scratched his head.
"Auntie, can you give me your little hand?"
Chen Cuilan: ? ? ?
Lin Bingbing: ? ? ?
The one with the biggest reaction.
It must be Lin Dashan.
His butt has left the sofa...
A fist as big as a sandbag, as big as a sandbag!
——[Fuck! ]
——[Anchor, do you have any mission? ]
——[Play so exciting? ]
——[No, it's too embarrassing, I dare not look down...]
In addition to curiosity, Lin Bingbing is more looking forward to it.
She knows Su Chen as a person, and never does meaningless things...
Chen Cuilan hesitated.
Thinking: Young man, you are not here to die, are you?
In front of the father-in-law, asking for the hand of the mother-in-law?
Chen Cuilan shook her head: "Xiao Su, you two sit here and have a good chat."
"Auntie will go to the kitchen to cook."
"Uh..."
"Auntie, don't get me wrong."
"I know some Chinese medicine and face reading. You don't look very good."
"Give me your hand and I'll take your pulse."
Su Chen promised.
He absolutely had no extravagant thoughts.
He was content with having a girlfriend Bingbing...
Chen Cuilan hesitated.
Recently, she was not feeling well...
Lin Dashan sat on the sofa.
No words...
But his face was already red and warm.
It felt like he could explode at any moment.
"Mom!"
"Just let Su Chen try."
"He likes to read books. Maybe he really understands."
Lin Bingbing was delighted.
She only remembered Su Chen's goodness in her heart...
Lin Dashan got up silently.
He went to the bathroom and smoked a cigarette...
Put a piece of paper on Chen Cuilan's wrist.
"Go ahead!"
"You kid... you better come up with something."
The father-in-law compromised...
——【! ! ! 】
——【Done, the anchor really did it. 】
——【Those on the Internet are just jokes, only the anchor really dares to do it. 】
——【Okay, okay, the son-in-law goes to the father-in-law's house and holds the mother-in-law's hand first...】
——【What do you do, anchor? 】
The netizens in the live broadcast room are no longer willing to watch.
And Su Chen has put his index finger and middle finger together.
Close your eyes...
Put it gently on the mother-in-law's wrist.
One minute.
It seems so long.
Lin Dashan is impatient and a little jealous: "Stinky boy, are you done?"
Not only did he take his daughter-in-law's pulse, but he also had to take his wife's pulse when he got home?
Frustrated!
Another minute passed...
Su Chen slowly opened his eyes.
"How is it?"
The three of them looked at him in unison.
Su Chen shook his head...
"Speak!"
"What does your shaking head mean?"
There are several horrors in the world.
Chinese horror: There is one more person!
TCM horror: Just shaking your head and not speaking!
Su Chen took a deep breath: "Auntie, have you not had any relatives come over in the past two months?"
As soon as he said this...
The air pressure dropped sharply.
Chen Cuilan's face was visibly red.
Lin Dashan's eyes widened: "???"
Lin Bingbing gave a thumbs up and smiled: "Su Chen! How did you know!"
"You can even tell this?"
"You really know how to take a pulse!"
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