Live broadcast: Lao Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp has stopped downstairs of your house!

The fake one! ?

Lin Bingbing?

The property manager and his group stared at each other.

They got closer and looked carefully.

It was true!

"Oh my god..."

"My little heart almost jumped out."

"Bingbing, you are so naughty."

"When you were a child, you played hide-and-seek and scared people. Now you are grown up and play the Black and White Impermanence with your boyfriend?"

The property manager and the security department laughed heartily.

They have lived together in the Bawanghua community for more than ten years.

They have seen each other every day.

Many people have seen Lin Bingbing since she was a child.

They have already regarded her as their own goddaughter.

I definitely won't scold him, at most I'll just complain a few words.

"Hehe..."

"Uncle Liu, Uncle Wang, I didn't scare you, did I?"

"Oh! This is just the beginning, I remember your uncle and I went to the battlefield..."

The security guards were having a good time, bragging to each other.

——[The community atmosphere is really good, it feels like home. ]

——[Have the security guards learned magic attacks? Back off! Back off! Back off! ]

——[Auntie's ultimate move! ]

——[I can't stop laughing. ]

"Bingbing?"

"Xiaochen?"

"You kids..."

Chen Cuilan ran back.

Only then did she realize that the Black and White Impermanence were her daughter and son-in-law pretending to be him.

It was just pretending, but the old man fainted from fear.

"Nonsense."

"Your father is naturally timid, you know that."

Chen Cuilan rolled her eyes and complained.

Lin Bingbing smiled.

He explained in a low voice: "My dad is a man who looks big and strong."

"He's very timid."

"There are rats and cockroaches at home, and my mom kills them all."

"My dad doesn't dare to kill chickens, ducks, and fish."

Su Chen: "..."

It turns out that Lao Deng has such an unknown side.

Indeed...

You can't judge a person by his appearance.

"Auntie."

"Don't worry."

"Lao Deng is fine..."

"I just took his pulse, and he fainted due to lack of oxygen."

"Just give him artificial respiration."

There's nothing I can do.

Who made Lao Deng so excited and so immature?

He started shouting slogans before he even got close.

You say he shouted slogans...

He didn't shout one after another.

He shouted from beginning to end in one breath.

He was afraid that he wouldn't shout loud enough.

Artificial respiration?

As soon as he said this...

Everyone looked at each other.

Shrug and waved their hands.

"Cui Lan, you are Da Shan's wife, you go ahead."

Artificial respiration requires mouth-to-mouth.

With Chen Cui Lan here, she is the most suitable person to do it...

But...

Chen Cui Lan smiled bitterly, a little nervous: "No, Uncle Liu, I don't know how to do it."

"Besides, I just sprayed oral ulcer medicine in my mouth, what if..."

Be cautious.

"Or else..."

Su Chen is fine.

He knows how to do artificial respiration.

"Dear, don't..."

Lin Bingbing hurriedly stopped Su Chen and looked at the security guard Uncle Chen in the crowd.

Said: "Uncle Chen, eh? Don't leave."

"Uncle Chen!"

"You have experience, come on!"

Everyone looked at the security guard Uncle Chen.

Uncle Chen:...

His wrinkled face showed helplessness and bitterness.

Snap!

Uncle Liu, the property manager, slapped his thigh.

Then I remembered: "Yes! Old Chen, you have experience!"

"You come, come!"

"It's not the first time for you two anyway..."

"You know each other well."

"Let's start!"

Uncle Chen: ...

Seeing that many people around were very interested.

Su Chen was particularly curious: "Bingbing, Uncle Chen..."

"Hey, don't you know?"

"He and my dad have a bond."

"Once Uncle Chen and my dad were drinking, and we drank too much."

"We made a bet to see who has a bigger lung capacity..."

"Then, we felt that the instrument was not accurate, so we blew into each other's mouths!"

"Whoever can blow the other person into submission wins."

"Then..."

"Every time we sit together to drink, as long as we drink too much, we will be dissatisfied with each other."

"If we are dissatisfied, we will blow into each other's mouths."

Lin Bingbing found it more and more interesting.

Finally, she lay down beside Su Chen's ear.

He whispered, "Since then, my dad has to brush his teeth every time he wants to kiss my mom."

Su Chen: "???"

——[Puff...]

——[I'm dying of laughter! ]

——[Men and men

The bond between people! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! 】

——【A list of famous scenes after humans get drunk! Check-in point! 】

——【I'll go first. I once went home drunk and slept with my dog ​​all night! 】

——【Uh... To be honest, brothers, I slept in the same bed with my father-in-law. 】

Speaking of being drunk.

Almost everyone has a past that they can't bear to look back on.

Right now...

Mr. Chen is on the hot rack and can't get off the tiger.

The property manager Lao Liu teased: "Mr. Chen, what are you still standing there for?"

"Have you forgotten?"

"Every time you two drink and blow each other's mouths, you win!"

Hahaha!

The whole audience laughed.

This is no longer a little secret...

It's almost known to the whole community.

Mr. Chen:...

How arrogant he is when he is drunk, how embarrassing he is when he calms down.

The key is that he doesn't want to do that even when he's drunk.

Just Lin Dashan's bad habit...

Men have that damn desire to win.

"Okay!"

"You guys move aside."

Uncle Chen got excited.

He thought: It will be over in a blink of an eye.

At worst, I can go home and brush my teeth.

Little guy...

I'll see if I can't blow you to death.

Oxygen is full! Enough!

Just squatting aside...

Prepare to do artificial respiration.

Su Chen reminded: "Uncle Chen, you're not doing it right."

"Not up to standard."

He carefully explained the standard and correct way to do artificial respiration.

So...

Everyone in the audience took out their mobile phones and turned on their flashlights.

There were flash lights and stars...

——【I don't know why, the atmosphere is a bit romantic. 】

——【Woo woo woo, my boyfriend didn't confess to me so romantically! 】

——【Is this the romance of men? 】

——【Look, I feel like my aunt is going to break...】

Chen Cuilan wanted to rush up and give Lin Dashan two big slaps.

On the side, Lin Bingbing comforted: "Mom, saving people is the most important thing."

Su Chen echoed: "Auntie, it's okay..."

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!!!

Uncle Chen is ready.

Swish...

At an old age, the saliva is out of control.

A wire drawing.

Sliding accurately to the edge of Lin Dashan's mouth.

Everyone: !!!

So explosive!

Click, click, click!

Turn on the camera function early, the big guy who recorded the video.

Crazy recording of this highlight moment!

——【Ahhh! 】

——【Together! Together! 】

——【No, vomit...】

——【The picture is so strong. 】

——【Brothers, Lao Deng will not break apart later, right? 】

"Mistake, mistake..."

"Dashan, don't move, I'll wipe it for you..."

Grandpa Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Prepare to take some paper to deal with it.

Bang bang bang...

Who knows.

Lin Dashan regained some consciousness at this time.

Smacking lips.

"Eh? Where is this?"

"Is this heaven?"

"You are..."

Lin Dashan's eyes were blurred.

In the dream.

The scene of his acquaintance with Menggu...

It was very similar to now.

Everything was so hazy.

There was a light flashing beside his ears.

Menggu was so gentle...

Lin Dashan didn't even want to blink.

He raised one arm.

Wanted to touch Menggu's cheek...

In his mouth, he said affectionately: "Menggu?"

"Is it you?"

"Are you finally willing to come to see Dashan in the dream?"