The first time he was asked to work, he was asked to work hard.
"A part-time coach?"
As soon as he said this...
Liu Dapang's eyes showed some complicated meanings.
"Oh, yes! Mei Wenhua wrote a letter to me."
"I didn't understand it, I'm thinking about it..."
The WeChat chat interface on the mobile phone opened.
A short essay.
Liu Dapang smiled bitterly and said, "Brother, don't let Mei Wenhua type a short essay next time."
"He graduated from elementary school and can't read many characters."
"He can send a voice message, but he chose to write a short essay."
"You said he could write an essay, but he can't write it well..."
"Look, I can't understand it."
The content of the short essay came into view.
[Hello, big guy, I'm not educated, I'm going to give you a bitch today, there's a little fierce brother who wants to go to your place and make a bitch. ]
[I think this little fierce brother is Dandan Hou, he's very bright, give me some flour. ]
[Some other day, I'll treat you to feces some other day. ]
Su Chen: "..."
Okay.
The 21st century.
You can write part-time as making a bitch, give face as giving flour, and eat as eating feces.
There aren't many...
Liu Dapang was speechless: "To be honest, brother, I almost thought my buddy was crazy."
"No matter how hungry you are, you can't eat feces, right?"
"Alas... Only I can understand this little essay."
——[Hahaha, what the hell is Dandan Hou? ]
——[Writing eating as eating feces, I seriously suspect this buddy did it on purpose! ]
——[Hahaha, is giving flour okay? The policeman would probably have a lot of imagination when he saw it. 】
——【There is a little culture, but not much...】
The comments were so funny.
At this time...
A roar of an engine sounded, accompanied by a roar!
"Oh my!"
"My living ancestor!"
"How do you drive?"
"Get off quickly!"
"You're going to give me a heart attack!"
The voice was loud.
Liu Dapang hurriedly lifted the curtain of the office door.
Su Chen followed him out...
Then he saw.
Not far away was the training ground for the reverse parking project.
There was a training car that stood up amazingly!
Yes, it stood there at 90 degrees!
In the driver's seat...
There was also an old lady in her 50s.
Her face was pale with fear.
She kept shouting "Help, someone is dead, someone is killing someone."
Below...
A group of students came over after hearing the noise, and the coach hurriedly surrounded them.
"Don't move, don't move, don't move!"
"The car is going to fall over!"
"Oh my god! How does this car drive?"
Liu Dapang didn't care too much.
Su Chen also rushed to help.
——[What is reverse parking! This is the real reverse parking! ]
——[Fuck, this car can stand upright at 90 degrees! ? ]
——[No? Our coach didn't teach this at the beginning! ]
——[Is this a subject 5 project? ]
——[Training car: The degree of human development of me is only 1%! ]
——[Dry land pulling onions, right? ]
——[Coach: Sister, teach me...]
——[What kind of plane is this? ]
"Woo woo woo..."
The aunt was rescued by a group of people.
Squatting on the ground, crying with her head in her hands.
The training car was still standing upright there.
——【Auntie: I have left the warehouse, feeling good...】
——【In the future, coaches will brag to each other: My student took off in fifth gear! 】
——【This student's coach: My student can park upright! 】
——【A certain coach: My student can eat shit! 】
"Oh my ancestors."
"My heart."
"I didn't see you when I was drinking tea."
"Tell me... Are you going to take off?"
The aunt coach is a man in his fifties.
Because of his good driving skills and knowledge, everyone calls him Brother Dong.
At this time...
Brother Dong was scared.
He sat on the ground.
He covered his left chest with one hand, and his heart was beating wildly.
"Panxia handbrake..."
"Brother Dong, are you okay?"
"Are you injured?"
Brother Dong shook his head.
Fat Liu looked at the aunt again...
"Panxia handbrake, how are you?"
"I, I'm fine..."
Su Chen: ? ? ?
Is this old lady a chicken in a basin?
——[Let me explain to you, there are many people learning to drive in the driving school. ]
——[In order to better distinguish the characteristics of each student, the coach usually gives a nickname. ]
——[The first one is Song
The handbrake appeared! 】
——【Next, let's look forward to the players behind! 】
The aunt's face was covered with tears.
She looked aggrieved: "Coach, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it."
"Then you did it on purpose."
"No, my heart can't take it..."
"Big Fat, I have to ask for leave, I'll go to the hospital to register and lie down for a few days."
"If this goes on, I'm afraid I'll be gone."
Brother Dong is really scared.
The aunt pointed to the reverse parking position.
She cried: "Coach, Boss Liu... I'm wronged."
"I've always been good at reverse parking, but... someone took my iced black tea bottle away today!"
"I, I can't find the direction..."
Iced black tea bottle?
All the driving school coaches present looked at the end of the reverse parking.
Hey! ?
The iced black tea bottle that was placed there is really gone!
Big Fat Liu knows the importance of this bottle.
"Who!?"
"Who is the wicked one who took the Red Tea Coach away!"
"Stand up!"
Fat Liu shouted.
Coaches, students, look at me, I look at you...
At the Enlightenment Driving School.
On the first day of the class, the school rules are explained.
Except for strong winds and natural disasters...
No one really touches the Red Tea Coach.
"Okay, okay!"
"You didn't dare to admit it, right?"
"You're not a human being, right?"
"I'll check the surveillance now!"
Fat Liu turned around and left in a rage.
"Woof woof woof!"
Behind the crowd...
A dog barked suddenly.
Everyone lowered their heads.
One by one, their eyes were focused on a little black dog.
Look at the side...
Several bottles of iced black tea filled with water are lying there...
There are many holes in the bottle, and water is flowing out...
Liu Dapang: "..."
Everyone: "..."
The truth is in front of us.
Everyone's CPU is burned.
And then...
Liu Dapang's forehead is bulging with blue veins.
Roaring: "Who!"
"Who released our driving school security system!?"
Little Black Security is the most competent gatekeeper of Qimeng Driving School.
Old students and coaches all know it.
This little guy...
Not only is he smart, he can watch the gate.
Sometimes, there are not enough driving school coaches...
This little guy will also come in handy to replace.
But...
This little guy has a bad habit, he likes to bite bottles and stones.
Generally, Xiao Hei will not be released unless he has to.
"Xiao Hei, you are so confused."
"How can you kill your own people?"
"The Red Tea Coach has worked hard and suffered a lot. Is it easy for him?"
"Look, you have bitten the Red Tea Coach..."
"Oh! My Green Tea Coach!"
"Boss Liu, all the Green Tea Coaches in our driving school have been destroyed by the security system!"
"Even the Coke and Sprite Coaches were not spared!"
The family, which was not very wealthy to begin with, was made worse.
The coaches claimed the "injured".
Liu Dapang was furious.
"Xiao Hei..."
"How did you get out?"
Everyone stared at each other.
This shouldn't be the case.
The chain at the door is so thick that it can be used to lock a lion.
How could it not lock a few months old Xiao Hei?
Su Chen smiled bitterly and scratched his head.
Embarrassed, "Um... Mr. Liu, I'm sorry."
"When I walked in just now, I saw this little guy was almost crushed to death by the chain."
"So... I was the one who let the dog go."
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