Lin Yuanxing

Chapter 512 Butt Theory

In the Paiyun Palace, Hua Hongyi's five fingers are like brushing against a pipa, and there is a loud rhythm in the air. Every time the music vibrates, a vision of gods and demons appears in the air, and then disappears. When the music sounds again, the gods and demons reappear, bullying people close to them. forward!

The gods and demons represent the ultimate power of the immortal runes. Each kind of gods and demons is a kind of immortal rune. Hua Hongyi's technique is unique. It uses music to mobilize the avenue.

Each of her magical powers is like brushing the strings of a pipa or a zither, the five tones of Gong Shang Jiao Zheng Yu, the twelve rhymes of Huang Zhong, Da Lu, Taicu, Zhong Nan Lu, etc. One kind of music is a kind of rune, and different temperaments The combination turns into different immortal magical powers.

This is the power of Hua Hongyi. The fingers of her hands are flying, her long sleeves are good at dancing, her magical power is hidden between the gentle touches of her fingertips, and the power of her palms is hidden. When you dodge her attack, after the rhythm, her magical power has been completed and suddenly bursts out, making it irresistible!

And her opponent is Song Ming.

The three great divine kings of Tianfu, Lang Yulan and Yulan God, are unique in Tianfu with their swordsmanship, and Huahongyi's music shocks the world. Both of them have their own extraordinary qualities.

Only Song Shenjun, who was ordered by Song Dynasty, was somewhat unworthy of his name.

All the major families in Tianfu Dongtian know that the reason why Song Ming was able to become a divine king, and the reason why the Song family was able to occupy the first blessed place in Tianfu, was not due to the energy of the Song family, nor Song Ming's ability, but to Immortal Lord Song of the Immortal Court!

As for Song Ming, in everyone's mind he was not worthy of the title of God King.

In the eyes of almost everyone in Tianfu, Song Ming and the Song family were just wallflowers who jumped around repeatedly without any principles. When the three great gods discussed important matters, Huahong Yi and Lang Yulan rarely asked for his opinions.

In addition, when Su Yun first came to Tianfu, he beat him up. Song Ming fought back, but failed to do anything to Su Yun, which made people look down on him even more.

After that, Song Ming's relationship with Su Yun got better and better, and they felt like they didn't know each other until they started fighting, but the impression given to others was that Song Ming was defeated by Su Yun.

However, at this moment, in the dojo behind Song Ming's head, a magic sword jumped out. Song Ming, who was holding the sword in his hand, unfolded his sword skills. Where the sword light was raging, the void cracked. The sharp edges were like two mirrors, and two people appeared in the light. The world in floating light!

The two worlds flashed by, so fleetingly that it was hard to tell them apart.

But as Song Ming's sword skills unfolded, the world in the sword light became clearer and clearer, and the power of his sword skills became stronger and stronger!

Hua Hongyi fought with him. Within a few moves, his magical power was broken and she had to retreat. She was horrified. This was definitely not the unprincipled Song Ming in her impression.

In her impression, Song Ming was just an unprincipled person, a shameless person.

Song Ming even pursued her, but he only made her feel disgusted and despised.

However, Song Ming, whom she had always looked down upon, was actually so powerful!

Suddenly, Song Ming performed the push-sword style, pushing the knife horizontally and slashing, showing his sharp edge. Hua Hongyi couldn't avoid it, and he almost cut off her neck. However, the fatal blow was accidentally missed at the critical moment, avoiding Hua Hongyi's neck and only striking her shoulder.

At this time, Lang Yulan came to kill him, his sword flashed, and Song Ming's sword was swayed away.

Hua Hongyi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and thought to herself: This rotten guy actually still misses his old love.

She cheered up and joined forces with Lang Yulan to besiege Song Ming. At this time, strong men from other worldly clan families also rushed up.

He directly mobilized the immortal soldiers to kill the two people on the stage!

For her, Song Ming accepted Rong Qing, but for others, Song Ming had no scruples. On the stage of Paiyun Palace, he only advanced, never retreated, and refused to give an inch. In the light of the sword, some immortal soldiers were knocked away, and some had their arms cut off!

This Song Ming is really a killer!

Someone exclaimed in shock: Isn't he a loser of the Song family?

call out!

A sword light struck. The man who spoke avoided the sword light, but was hit by Song Ming's palm and fell into the world split by the sword light.

That man was also an amazingly strong man. Although he was frightened and frightened, he was not confused at all and immediately tried to jump out of the world of sword light.

His head had just popped out of the world of sword light, and suddenly a sword light fell down like a bolt. When the original Taoist master caught a glimpse of the sword light, a look of fear appeared on his face, and he lost his voice and said: This useless sword light The method is so strange...

His head rolled out from the sword light, and blood dyed the world in the sword light red.

However, even though Song Ming was so tyrannical, he was quickly injured. It's just that Song Ming, who had never dared to fight with others in the past, turned out to be so brave and brave that no one dared to fight him to the end.

The power displayed by the other person on the stage, Holy Emperor Yu, was overwhelming and boundless. He raised the nine tripods and held the nine states together. He had the courage to suppress all gods and demons!

He activated the dragon gate Yuwangchi. The Yuwangchi was as vast as the vast ocean. Fish and dragons danced on the sea surface and soared in the sky. The dragon gate stood in the sky. When it crossed the dragon gate, it turned into a real dragon, striking the wind and waves and breaking through the sky!

The small space of Paiyun Palace was turned into a vast ocean by his magical power, vast and boundless!

This space was enlarged countless times by him!

Holy Emperor Yu is a legend of Yuan Shuo. He and Ying Long sealed the world's gods and demons. Although he lost his physical body, he also found a different path with the help of Xi soil and fairy light.

For more than two thousand years, he has absorbed the sacrifices of living beings in Tianfu Cave. Only today, the strong men in Tianfu Cave know how strong his magic power is!

The masters of many worldly clans in blessed places crossed the sea, encountered dragons in the sky, and broke out of the siege of the dragons. When they crossed the dragon gate, they encountered the dragon-slaying platform, and their heads fell to the ground accidentally!

Then you will encounter Jiuding. If you carry the tripod, you will be suppressed by the Nine Divine States. It will be extremely difficult and strenuous.

Even if they could withstand all this and engage in close combat with Saint Emperor Yu, Saint Emperor Yu would not be afraid at all.

His magical power is powerful, not even a little bit higher than the existence of the original Tao extreme realm. His golden body is born from the breath soil, which is unparalleled. Wang Chi made it impossible to escape from Paiyun Palace for a while.

For a long time, the Tianfu Holy Emperor was just a decoration in Tianfu Cave, just like Yinglong was a decoration on the pillar of the Immortal Emperor's house.

The Holy Emperor of Tianfu has no real power and no decision-making power on major matters. He is only responsible for offering sacrifices to the Immortal Court and in charge of etiquette.

As for the distribution of other blessed lands, treasures, property, population, and the army, they all have nothing to do with the Holy Emperor. They can only provide some incense.

However, Holy Emperor Yu, who they thought was just a decoration, had a fighting power that was superior to that of the masters of the major world clans at this moment!

He is definitely one of the most powerful beings in Tianfu Cave!

Even so, he can compete with two or three World Lords, but trying to block everyone is just a dream.

Holy Emperor Yu and Song Ming were soon scarred and still holding on to their own lives.

Suddenly, Song Ming vomited blood and was knocked out of the Paiyun Palace. He originally blocked half of the offensive for Saint Emperor Yu, but now without him, Saint Emperor Yu was suddenly helpless!

At this moment, Yinglong Baize and others, led by Yang Daolong, Bai Ruyu, and Jiang Junbi from the Tianfu Sect, came over and set up a battle formation with murderous intent.

Holy Emperor Yu immediately exited Paiyun Palace and joined Yinglong.

He and Yinglong are old comrades in arms, and they work closely together. However, Saint Emperor Yu also knows that there is a huge difference in strength. Whether it is Yinglong and Bai Ze from Yuanshuo, or Yang Daolong and Bai Ruyu from Tianfu Cave, they have never practiced the original way. Extreme state.

The consequence of them forcibly blocking Hua Hongyi and others would be a dead end, and there was absolutely no second possibility.

Hua Hongyi, Lang Yulan and others led the crowd to rush up. Hua Hongyi said coldly: So, the Holy Emperor is determined to rebel?

Holy Emperor Yu was surprised and said: What rebellion do you want to rebel against? I am the Holy Emperor of Tianfu. What rebellion do I want to rebel against? Do I want to rebel against myself?

Lang Yulan said: Emperor Yu, there is no need to waste your breath. Today's incident can only end with the defeat of one side!

Father, when will it be your turn to speak to our Lang family?

Lang Yun walked slowly in front of Lang Yulan and said calmly: I am the divine king of the Lang family. Father, you are just a loser. My Lang family will never participate in today's events. Father, you can step down. ”

Lang Yulan was furious and sneered: Nie Zhan, you think you have a backer, but you don't know that your backing has collapsed. If you persist in your stubbornness, today my father will have to clean up the family and eliminate relatives in order to prevent the Lang family from being implicated by you!

He is murderous and a war is imminent.

Suddenly, a voice was heard: It's so lively.

Lang Yulan, Hua Hongyi and others were shocked. They followed the sound and saw Su Yun walking towards him. The wind was light and the clouds were calm. The corners of Lang Yulan, Hua Hongyi and others' eyes twitched. They looked towards where Su Yun came from. There was nothing there. .

Su Yun, where is the Imperial Envoy of Zidu? someone asked.

Su Yun was surprised: Zidu Emperor Envoy? Where is the Zidu Emperor Envoy? Have any of you seen this Zidu Emperor Envoy?

The man was still waiting to say anything, but someone pulled down his clothes. He suddenly woke up and quickly shut up.

Su Yun walked up from the rubble and said calmly: What does this Imperial Envoy you are talking about look like?

A leader of the world clan laughed and said with a smile: Where are the imperial envoys from Zidu? Tianfu Cave has not had an imperial envoy for a long time. If an imperial envoy comes to Tianfu, why don't we decorate it with lanterns, play gongs and drums to welcome it?

The heads and leaders of other world clans came to their senses and laughed one after another: That's right, that's right. We don't understand that the son has the father.

Su Yun smiled and said: So many people are here, holding swords and weapons, and setting up battle formations. Are they here to force the palace and force me to inherit the position of Holy Emperor?

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other. Even Yinglong, Bai Ze and others who were familiar with him were a little stunned at this moment. Pixiu whispered: The pavilion master's shameless achievements seem to have made rapid progress.

Yes, yes!

Lang Yulan laughed and said: We are armed with weapons and setting up battle formations. If we are not trying to force the palace, how about fighting to the death?

Everyone laughed one after another, and the hearty laughter spread throughout Moheng City.

Su Yun looked around and said with a smile: The love and respect you have for me makes me ashamed. Emperor Yu, it is not that I want to take away your position as the Holy Emperor, but because of the people's will, I have no choice but to do so. If I don't accept the I am afraid they will kill you because of your love.”

Holy Emperor Yu smiled and said, Thank you for your hard work from now on.

He took off the Holy Crown, took out the Holy Emperor Seal, and Su Yun touched the ground with one knee.

Holy Emperor Yu personally crowned him, and Su Yun received the Holy Emperor's Seal on the ruins to complete the ceremony of succession.

He stood up, and Holy Emperor Yu took off his yellow robe and put it on him himself.

Su Yun turned around, and the heads and leaders of the One Hundred and Eight Blessed Lands and One Hundred and Eight Small Worlds bowed down one after another, shouting, The New Saint Emperor's merits will be taken into account by creation, virtue will be extended to the common people, and they will pay homage to the Saint Emperor Su Yun, etc.

Su Yun succeeded to the throne of the Holy Emperor. When he saw the people bowing down, he was filled with emotion. He raised his hands to let everyone stand up and said slowly: My lord, I saw something strange today. When I went out today, I suddenly saw a man with a long butt. It looks weird on my face.

Everyone stood up and Song Ming smiled and said: Su Shenghuang, where can someone have a butt on their face?

Su Yun looked solemn and said: This is what's strange! I originally thought this person was a stranger. Unexpectedly, I walked to the street and met another person. This person also had a butt on his face. I was shocked and what he did Everyone is walking on the street with their buttocks on their heads. Some of these people's buttocks are tilted to the left, some to the right, but none of them are straight.

Hua Hongyi gradually heard other smells, and her face turned red with embarrassment.

But there are still leaders of the world who have not heard the trick. Some people are curious: Is this butt crooked?

Su Yun sighed: Yes. Not only does this person's butt grow on his face, but his butt is also crooked. But it is not unusual for the butt to be crooked, and this butt is not fixedly crooked in one direction. As long as it is on this butt Give him a hard slap and his butt will tilt to the other side.

He paused and said: I see the same thing among the gentlemen. The gentlemen's buttocks are long on their faces, their buttocks open and close, they spew filthy words, do shameless things, and their buttocks are crooked and unsightly. Or their pants. Wear it on your face to hide your shame. However, if the power slaps the princes on the butt, they will turn to the side of the power. My lord's character and character are not as good as mine.

He laughed, turned and left.

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