Life With You

Yuanbao was sitting in a wheelchair, feeling a chill on his side. He caught a glimpse of George Sheng looking at him from the corner of his eye. He touched the armrest of the wheelchair without leaving a trace, reminding George Sheng that he was still a wounded soldier.

A group of people got together just a few days ago. There have been a lot of group activities recently, and the relationship between them is getting stronger and stronger when they play together. They don't pay much attention to the chatting and laughing at the table.

I don't know who mentioned the woman Ruan Boyan was chasing. After asking, he found out that he was still chasing her. Huo Jiamin joked: You have to learn from Mr. Chang about this. There is no girl he can't catch up with.

Before Ruan Boyan could say anything, Chang Jingle immediately said: Don't come here and slap a shit basin on my head in the name of praising me. How long have I not been in love?

After he said this, everyone realized, yes, Chang Jingle has been single for a long time.

Tong Hao said: Your family is still arranging blind dates for you?

Huo Jiamin said with a smile: It seems that he is afraid of women.

On Diana's left was Song Xi and on her right was Han Chunmeng. From the corner of her eye, she scanned the expressions and reactions of normal people. She looked at them with a smile on her face and pretended to be curious in her eyes.

Chang Jingle held the red wine glass and was not in a hurry to drink. He only played with the stem of the glass, sighed moderately, and said half-seriously: Hey, I just hope that there will be an illegitimate child in my family right now, don't worry about it. It’s my dad’s side or my mom’s side, as long as they can carry the banner of carrying on the family line, that’s fine.”

A bunch of people were laughing to death from him, so such nonsense could only be harmless if it came from his mouth.

Diana didn't really want to laugh, but everyone was laughing, so she had to raise the corners of her lips to smile along with them.

Yuanbao said: If you don't want to go on a blind date, then find someone you like and bring it home to show to your uncles and aunts. Your parents are both very talkative people. They just hope that you can get married soon, and I don’t have to force you to marry blindly or dumbly.”

Chang Jingle looked at the dark red wine in the glass and said meaningfully: The famous flower I love has an owner, but she loves me so miserably that I am almost depressed by living in the cracks.

Huo Jiamin said: Depression itself is depressed, but you won't be depressed. Are you worried?

Chang Jingle rolled his eyes and said, Go, it's true that you are sick after being single for a long time. Find a man to cure your acrimony. You are also a woman. Look at the table full of sophisticated people, virtuous people, and lovely people. , there are still capable people, let’s look at you again.”

What's wrong with me?

That's all you have left to look good on.

Huo Jiamin had already silently picked up the knife, but when he heard this, the corners of his lips curled up, wishing he could share half of the food on the plate with him.

Song Xi whispered to George Sheng beside him: Look at me.

George Sheng's expression remained unchanged, What are you looking at?

Song Xi said: You are good at talking.

George Sheng looked at Song Xi, Don't you like me talking?

Song Xi held his hand under the table and replied with bent eyes: This one of yours won my heart.

George Sheng didn't buy it, I think you're not distracted.

There are many couples on the table, including George Sheng and Song Xi, Han Chunmeng and Gu Dongxu, Qiao Aiwen and Ling Yue, and a few scattered singles, as well as some who secretly like each other but don’t say it. This table People really have different minds.

After the meal, everyone prepared small programs, various talent performances, and surprising, surprising, and horrifying games. Who would have thought that jokes could be told into thrilling and dangerous situations?

This bad idea was naturally proposed by Chang Jingle. A circle of people sit together in a truth or dare mode, but the loser does not tell the truth and tells a joke. If he cannot tell the truth, he will be punished.

At first, George Sheng, Tong Hao and Ling Yue all refused to participate. It was obvious at a glance that the three of them were bundled together with the word cold in bold. What was the joke? Do they understand humor?

But everyone couldn't help but get together, especially today was Song Xi's birthday, and George Sheng had to participate. Song Xi also pulled him and said sideways: You are always very good at playing games, and you may not be drawn, so don't be afraid.

George Sheng was indeed a little scared. He was not afraid of anything, but he didn't know how to tell jokes.

After just a few rounds of playing, Diana lost. She said without changing her expression and her heart not beating: My friend said before that there is a particularly good movie called Shan. What did I say Shan? Brokeback Mountain? She said No, I guess Guanyin Mountain, not yet, after thinking for a long time, she said Mission: Impossible Mountain.

People who react quickly will be happy in a second. Han Chunmeng had just drank some wine at the table, and his brain was slow to react. He turned his head and asked Gu Dongxu: What is Impossible Mountain?

Gu Dongxu said: 'Mission: Impossible 3', the three mountains are indistinguishable.

When the others had stopped laughing, Han Chunmeng burst out laughing and laughed on Gu Dongxu. It didn't matter that she laughed, the others started laughing again.

As for what he was afraid of, George Sheng used to win everything he played, and Lady Luck seemed to be particularly fond of him. But today Lady Luck probably went out to visit. George Sheng was lucky enough to win, and everyone at the table was stunned. He stared at him as if he was just enjoying the fun, and encouraged him to tell a joke quickly. After all, George Sheng told a joke, which was a joke in itself.

Song Xi sat next to George Sheng, more excited than anyone else, with stars in her eyes. She had never heard him tell a joke before.

George Sheng remained calm, always looking like he was facing the collapse of a mountain without changing his expression. He opened his thin lips and said calmly: The turtle is sick. Ask Snail to buy medicine for it...

Song Xicai couldn't help but bury her face behind George Sheng after hearing this sentence. The others didn't know why and were still listening. When George Sheng finished speaking, Diana was the first to take the lead in clapping, Okay, it's very funny.

As she said that, she hit Han Chunmeng next to her with her elbow. Han Chunmeng slowly opened her mouth and said, Haha, hahaha...

Qiao Aiwen said: Isn't it funny? I think it's very funny!

Huo Jiamin couldn't laugh or cry, Where did you hear such a cold joke?

Song Xi hid behind George Sheng and couldn't bear to show her face. She would not take the blame.

George Sheng said, It depends on who told it. I think it's funny when Xi'er tells it.

He spoke calmly and calmly, without changing his face or heartbeat. The rest of the people were envious and envious, and some couldn't bear to think that the two of them were acting like shit every day.

The game keeps going on, the jokes keep coming, some are very cold, some are shocking, the more I think about it, the funnier they become.

Yuan Bao told a joke that almost made Song Xi faint.

On the battlefield, the archers were surrounded by the enemy because they killed too many enemies. There was a pair of brothers in the team. They held their bows back to back and were ready to take aim. The younger brother whispered: Brother, I always feel that they will find them first later. Let's settle the score. The elder brother was puzzled: Why? The younger brother said: The teacher said, if there are brackets, count the ones inside the brackets first.

Song Xi laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up and lay on George Sheng's lap. There was no movement at all, only her body was trembling.

The others were amused by her. When she straightened up and wiped her tears, Yuan Bao asked in confusion: Is it so funny?

Song Xi laughed and said, I was thinking, when your life is at stake, you shouldn't tell jokes to tease the other person, right? What if they laugh and the other person thinks they are arrogant and provocative?

After she finished speaking, the others burst into laughter again.