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#265 - [261] The whole house is cuckolded. Can I become a human? It's time to start the war.
Chapter 262 [261] A Room Full of Green Hats, Can This Cat Become Human? The Moment of War
The day before New Year's Day.
The Parliament Building.
Top floor office.
Cheng Han was momentarily stunned when he saw the female secretary walk in.
The charming lady was carrying a paper bag, wearing a beautiful emerald green hat, with two circles of green branches intertwined around the brim, swaying gracefully as she walked.
"Your Excellency, good morning!"
Xie You's melodious voice floated over.
Cheng Han replied "Good morning," and then realized.
This is a traditional custom of this world.
This kind of hat is called a "Banyan Longevity Hat". From the day before New Year's Day, which is today, until the seventh day of the New Year, everyone will wear a Banyan Longevity Hat.
The "Banyan Longevity" precisely means "May the banyan tree's life be endless", and the "two circles of green branches" symbolize the banyan tree's blessing.
The female secretary put down the paper bag, took out an exceptionally luxurious Banyan Longevity Hat, and smiled charmingly: "Your Excellency, this is your hat."
Cheng Han nodded: "Put it on the desk."
This hat was simply ridiculously gorgeous, not only embroidered with a large number of exquisite patterns with gold and silver threads, but also inlaid with more than a dozen large and small gems.
If measured in money, it would probably be no less than thirty gold coins.
Cheng Han glanced at it a few times, muttering in his heart: "Fortunately, it's not a green hat."
According to the memories of his predecessor, the base color of the Banyan Longevity Hat is mainly green, implying the green of life, such as the female secretary's emerald green, or light green, dark green.
A small number of Banyan Longevity Hats that are not green are also slightly related to green, such as brownish-green, or yellowish-green, or dark green.
In short.
There is more or less a little green on the head.
Xie You quickly said: "The daily business meeting will begin in twelve minutes. The main agenda is to finalize the celebration process. Will you attend?"
Cheng Han thought for a while and nodded: "Let's go."
A quarter of an hour later.
Cheng Han strode into the conference room, the corner of his mouth twitching almost imperceptibly.
What he saw.
The room was full of green hats.
Every official present was wearing formal attire, sitting upright in a serious manner, but with a dark green Banyan Longevity Hat on their heads.
Everyone stood up together and said in unison: "Your Excellency, we salute you!"
Cheng Han looked at this scene, and a burst of laughter welled up in his heart.
*
Qinglin City.
Inside a warehouse one kilometer away from Shaohua Lane.
As usual, the two days before New Year's Day and the four days after New Year's Day, these six days are public holidays, and also the longest holidays of the year.
Most chambers of commerce will close their doors and give all employees a vacation.
The chamber of commerce to which this warehouse belongs is naturally no exception.
In the warehouse area covering dozens of acres, there is not a single person to be seen.
At this time.
The black cat lightly walked to the gate, and its figure suddenly disappeared.
The next moment.
It appeared out of thin air inside the warehouse.
The black cat flicked its tail, its eyes scanning the eighteen motionless figures.
These people all had expressionless faces, and their pupils had no focus. Only the slight rise and fall of their chests proved that they were alive. This scene looked indescribably strange.
The black cat walked around, observing their abdomens one by one, and a pair of cat eyes revealed a human-like satisfaction.
The master's alien plan is progressing very smoothly!
The "child bodies" bred by the "mother body" can develop into complete forms at midnight, that is, the moment the New Year arrives.
Of course.
The eighteen selected "experimental subjects" are not innocent people.
The black cat's understanding of this city far exceeds that of ordinary people, and it easily found a group of criminals.
To be honest.
This is an extremely cruel plan.
However, the black cat is not human, and its way of looking at things is very different.
On the contrary, it finds it very interesting, and even thinks it is a super creative masterpiece.
The black cat raised a paw and looked at it, and a strange idea popped into its head:
Can the transcendent life transformation method created by the master turn this cat into a human?
It suddenly became excited.
This is a very, very interesting idea!
This cat likes it!
"Pa!"
It stepped on the ground.
In an instant.
A smooth ice mirror condensed from ice silently stood in front of it.
In the mirror, a cat was clearly revealed.
The black cat stared at its figure, and unconsciously thought of another question.
If this cat becomes a human, what should it look like?
After a while.
The black cat activated the Soul Control Mystic Seal soul link and asked the master a question.
One second later.
The reply came: "This involves a complete change in the essence of life. I need more in-depth research."
The black cat was a little frustrated.
The second reply followed: "When my strength reaches the level of a Mystic Overseer, or perhaps even stronger, it should be about the same."
The black cat became happy.
Just a Mystic Overseer?
With the master's genius, that day shouldn't be too far away!
*
Two hours later.
Anhua City.
Cheng Han once again witnessed the scene of "green hats filling the room".
This time, the participants were not officials, but civilians, that is, the ten lucky people selected from the Wishing Monument in Dongshan Park.
All ten people wore green hats of the exact same style.
This was obviously a standard Banyan Longevity Hat specially given to them by the Parliament Hall.
Cheng Han had previously promised to help these lucky people realize their New Year's wishes.
As the Grand Administrator, Cheng Han certainly had to keep his word.
"Your Excellency, Grand Administrator, we salute… salute you!"
"Your… Your Excellency, hello!"
Every face was filled with nervousness, and even their speech was stuttering.
Obviously.
Meeting such a big figure for the first time in their lives gave them tremendous psychological pressure.
Cheng Han didn't want to embarrass ordinary people, and he didn't intend to find a sense of superiority in front of civilians. He just said seriously: "Everyone, I'm very happy to see you."
The group of people looked even more frightened and apprehensive.
Cheng Han waved his right hand slightly: "Everyone, please accept my New Year's gifts."
Xie You immediately walked over and handed a stack of red envelopes to her superior.
Cheng Han handed out the envelopes one by one, and by the way, shook the other person's hand heavily, sincerely saying: "I wish you a happy New Year."
After everything was done, Xie You helped add: "Please open them after you get home."
A group of civilians dared not disobey, and naturally all obediently agreed.
An official said loudly: "Everyone, the crystal energy car is ready, please follow me."
This short meeting ended here.
Half an hour later.
A middle-aged man named "Guo Yi" met his wife and two children.
The family gathered together, excitedly watching him open the envelope.
At that moment.
They only heard a "bang", and a large area of colorful light spots burst out from the envelope.
They flew in the air, forming a line of colorful words - Happy New Year.
The family had never seen such a trick, and they were naturally completely stunned.
After a while.
The four words disappeared completely.
The wife came back to her senses and asked quickly: "Quick, see what's in the envelope?"
Guo Yi took out a resin card from the envelope, and after only one glance, his whole person fell into ecstasy: "We have a new house!"
This was actually a residential certificate.
A few minutes later.
The whole community knew about this, and this family became the object of envy for everyone.
After all, although the gifted house was not big, its market price was no less than twenty gold coins. Who here wouldn't be envious?
There was also a comment that spread throughout a large area of nearby streets:
"His Excellency, the Grand Administrator, is a very kind person. He said the word 'please' to me, and he personally wished me a Happy New Year."
Not long after.
This sentence reached the ears of a mid-level official in the Department of Civil Affairs.
This gentleman couldn't help but complain to his colleagues: "One-third of the officials in the entire Department of Civil Affairs have been imprisoned, and one-third have been fined and demoted.
"Everyone is so busy every day that they are like dogs. In the past ten days, I have slept for no more than five hours a day."
The mid-level official couldn't help but "bah" and his tone became more and more agitated: "Is this also called 'kind'?"
Although this remark full of complaints did not explicitly mention who it was aimed at, even a fool could hear that it was aimed at someone.
The colleague hurriedly stopped him: "Old Wan, do you not want to live anymore? Speak softly."
The official, known as Old Wang, gave a dry laugh, and his voice immediately dropped a level: "I was just talking nonsense just now, don't take it to heart."
This guy immediately changed the subject: "There will be a New Year's celebration tomorrow, and we have to arrive at the Parliament Hall at three in the morning. I probably won't be able to sleep tonight."
The colleague comforted: "It will be better after we get through this period."
This can't be helped.
Faced with the harsh Grand Administrator, since they don't have the ability to resist, they can only endure it silently.
The two looked at each other and sighed together.
*
Seven o'clock in the evening.
The night completely enveloped Qinglin City.
Compared to before, this city was obviously a bit brighter.
Because the Parliament Hall issued an order that all the lighting oil lamps within the urban area were filled with brown oil, and they would continue to burn until dawn.
Under normal circumstances.
According to regulations, the oil lamps are only lit to about half, and the lighting time is between five and six hours. Considering the problem of oil thieves, it is actually shorter.
At this time.
Inside Base No. 3.
The so-called "base" is actually a hidden underground cave.
The black cat has worked so hard to build six bases in the city, distributed in every corner of the city, to be used as gathering places for the Meow Clan army.
A group of cats are lined up in neat queues, totaling more than two hundred, each cat holding a gray-toed rat in its mouth.
The black cat looked at its subordinates with dignity and shouted loudly:
"Meow!"
The cat group put down the rats in their mouths together, and respectfully lowered their heads.
From this small action, it can be seen that this is definitely a well-trained group of cats.
The black cat immediately waved its right paw.
At the same time.
It activated the mark in the sea of spirit.
In an instant.
"Squeak! Squeak!"
A group of gray-toed rats cried out in pain.
Their bodies immediately twisted into a ball, and two lumps of flesh quickly bulged out from their backs, quickly growing into a pair of bat-like membranes.
A group of cats were all stunned.
Black Lord is on top!
The rats grew wings?!
The black cat called again: "Meow!"
These gray-toed rats that grew wings, or flying squirrels, tried to flap their wings, and then took off into the air one after another.
In the black cat's eyes, there was a trace of curiosity.
The master's life transformation method is really too interesting!
It also knows that flying squirrels are actually products of overdrafting vitality, and their longest lifespan is only sixteen hours, so now is the best time to transform flying squirrels.
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
The cave was filled with the sound of flapping wings.
A group of cats all raised their necks and watched the rats practice flying.
This scene looked quite comical.
At first.
The large group of flying squirrels flew crookedly, as if they might fall down at any time.
Soon.
They mastered the flying skills and circled in groups above the cave.
The black cat turned its head to look at the four cats next to it and ordered: "Meow!"
The four cats worked together to open a black wooden box, and in the box there was a pile of wooden beads, about the size of a little fingertip.
The black cat issued the order again: "Meow meow!"
The flying squirrels landed collectively, swarming to the wooden box, and each flying squirrel opened its mouth and bit a wooden bead, its cheeks bulging high.
In the black cat's eyes, there was a look of satisfaction.
The preparatory work ordered by the master has finally been completed.
When the New Year's celebration begins, it will be - the moment of war!
In about two chapters, that is, tomorrow, I can be promoted to Mystic Scholar.
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