Let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy

Chapter 93 Alpaca's Amazing Performance (Update 3)

Seeing the two sheep fighting more and more fiercely, Yang Lin had no choice but to invite Sister Hua out.

With the appearance of Sister Hua, the two protected animals that were fighting to the death a second ago immediately became timid.

"You two, fighting on the field violated the athlete's norms. You two will be suspended for one round."

"Let's go, two guys who lost sheep."

As he spoke, Yang Lin grabbed the horns of the blue sheep with one hand and the horns of the Tibetan antelope with the other hand, and pulled the two guys whose quality needed to be improved out of the field.

At this point, the only athlete on the animal side was an alpaca that was still chewing grass.

Seeing this cute alpaca, everyone was disappointed and relieved.

"The director is really wise and never tolerates the animals in his own zoo."

"He banned the two strongest heroes on his side on the spot."

"The T1 and T2 mountain sheep are gone, and there is only one T5 alpaca. Why can't we humans win this time?"

"Indeed, they are fighting among themselves. There is no reason why we can't win."

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At this moment, almost everyone at the scene thought so, but what they didn't notice was the playful look in the alpaca's eyes.

The next second, the alpaca shook its head and threw its slightly messy hair aside.

Not long after, Yang Lin appeared on the field again.

Just when everyone was confused about why he came back, Yang Lin suddenly took out a comb and a bottle of styling gel from a small bag he carried with him.

Under the gaze of countless eyes, he took the comb and combed the hair on the top of the alpaca's head into a middle-parted look again.

Then he seemed to feel a little unsafe, so he picked up the styling gel beside him and sprayed it.

He nodded with satisfaction until the hairstyle of the alpaca returned to the way it looked when it appeared.

Seeing this surprising scene, the referee on the side hurriedly ran over and asked with a puzzled look.

"Director Yang, why do you want to style an alpaca?"

Yang Lin just glanced at the referee's question.

"Don't ask, it's just his personal preference."

"And I advise no one to mess up his hairstyle later, otherwise I'll smack you in the face."

After saying this, Yang Lin left the competition venue in the confusion of everyone.

Not long after, the competition was officially announced.

This time, since there were no professional athletes participating, the overall results of the athletes were not particularly exaggerated.

The best result was just a little over seven meters.

But this did not prevent everyone from applauding these athletes.

At this point, everyone was more looking forward to the performance of the alpaca on the scene.

In almost everyone's impression, the main feature of alpacas is cuteness.

As for its athletic ability, no one knows.

So when it was the alpaca's turn to play, the camera lens immediately gave it a big close-up.

At this moment, the alpaca looked leisurely, as if he didn't take the competition seriously at all.

Even his mouth didn't stop, and he was always chewing.

Until it walked in front of the starting line, its face gradually showed a serious expression.

But this serious look didn't last for a second before it was destroyed by its big saliva.

When the audience was about to complain about its lack of quality, its body suddenly moved.

Everyone didn't see how it exerted its strength, and its four long legs kicked on the ground.

It rushed out straight like a spring.

This moment was like a slow motion camera, and the alpaca's long face with a middle part seemed to be engraved in everyone's mind.

At the moment it landed, it was still like an elegant gentleman, and even its hair was not messed up.

It seemed to tell everyone that elegance never goes out of style.

If it weren't for its big buck teeth, this scene would still be quite handsome.

However, just when the audience was still immersed in its unique face, the referee also reported its results.

"10 meters 56!"

When this result appeared on the big screen at the scene, all the audience were stunned.

No one could have thought that the alpaca that looked extremely stupid and cute could jump out such a result.

Is this still the beast in their minds that can only act cute and spit?

More importantly, it seemed that I didn't see how it exerted its strength just now. I just felt that its four legs gently kicked the ground, and its body flew out.

After a long time, everyone finally reacted.

"Is this true or not? This alpaca is not a machine."

"Can alpacas jump so fast?"

"It subverts my cognition. It subverts my cognition. It can't be because it has the word 'sheep' in it."

"It seems that animals living on the South American savannah are not bad."

"Yes, cougars and panthers. I guess animals with poor athletic ability should have been eaten to extinction by now."

"Is there a possibility that the one in Xihong Zoo is special and other alpacas can't jump so fast?"

"Has anyone raised an alpaca? Tell us, can an alpaca really jump so far?"

"I don't know if it can jump so far, but the saliva can be sprayed far and accurately. I have experience in this."

"Alpaca saliva is salty. Don't ask me why I know it. Just ask because my friends told me."

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Just when everyone was marveling at the alpaca player's incredible jumping ability, the alpaca player in the competition venue seemed to know that he had won the final victory, and raised his head proudly.

When a human contestant on the side saw this, he took his mobile phone and prepared to take a photo.

However, he was so desperate that he accidentally touched the top of the alpaca's head with his hand, and a mouthful of phlegm was sprayed on his face in the next second.

At this moment, everyone finally recalled Yang Lin's words, don't mess up the alpaca's hairstyle.

"It's so funny, why does an alpaca pay so much attention to its hairstyle?"

"Knock on the blackboard, my dad, who is a financier in the hairdressing industry, remember to contact the director."

"I think there could be an ad for hair products here. A shampoo ad would work too."

"Next time you go to the zoo to see this alpaca, please remember to bring some hairspray to show respect to his old man."

"After looking at the elephant in front, I thought most of the animals in Xihong Zoo were normal. After looking at this grass mud horse, I realized that I was careless."

...

With the audience booing, this unexpected long jump competition finally came to an end.

And this also means that the track and field competitions are officially completed, and the competition in other events will follow.

Just when everyone thought that the afternoon event was over, the organizing committee soon brought them a big surprise.