Legend of Tomorrow

How is it possible that the Bobcats can win the championship?

Guo Xu's first thought after reading the news was that he probably hadn't woken up from his dream yet.

In his previous life, the Bobcats were the worst team in the league. From the time they were founded to the time they were renamed the Charlotte Hornets in 2014, they only played in the playoffs twice, and were swept 0-4 each time without winning a single game. .

The Bobcats have experienced a total of 804 games in their history, with 293 wins and 511 losses, with a winning rate of 36.4%. The best season was the 2009-10 season, when they won 44 games with a winning rate of 53.7%; the worst season was the 2011-12 season, with 7 wins and 59 losses, and a dismal winning rate of only 10.6%. Record.

Looking at the Bobcats from Earth 4, they are so strong that it is unbelievable. In 2004, they swept the Lakers 4-0 to win the championship, and achieved a terrifying record of 76 wins and 6 losses in the regular season, improving the Bulls' record of 72 wins that year. 4 games.

The team's core Elvis won two MVPs and had a triple-double in a single season. This person turned out to be Chuck Hayes!

Guo Xu looked carefully at the winning pictures. It was the Rockets model worker with thick legs and short arms, a very festive smile, the 198cm low center Hai Ye.

Holy shit, are you kidding me? This is not a parallel world, but a collapsed world, right?

Can a guy who only has fake moves and footwork when shooting free throws average a triple-double? James has never produced such data, and only Westbrook, the ultimate great brusher, can average a triple-double per game.

In Guo Xu's previous life, Hayes had never scored in double figures in his career. His only highlight was when Yao Ming was retired for the season and played as the starting center for the Rockets in the 2010-11 season. He scored 7.9 points, 8.1 rebounds, 2.7 assists and 1.2 steals. Then he and the Kings He signed a middle-class contract and became a representative of high salary and low ability.

On Earth, Hayes also joined the Rockets, just as a substitute, and won the championship in 2008.

Guo Xu felt that this man didn't look like he had potential. His only advantage was that he was physically strong. However, according to the information, Hayes in this world had actually become an enhanced version of Joe Johnson. He was very good in singles and could organize offense and Face frame breakthrough.

Guo Xu checked the lineup list on the official website, and the Bobcats' lineup was even more unrecognizable.

Center: Gasol, Brook Lopez.

The Bobcats still had Marcus Camby last season. Is the person who hired him the devil? With this configuration, he can only be a marginal person, and obviously can't get data.

Power forward: Hayes, Carl Landry.

Just looking at the inside lineup, Guo Xu felt that Hayes was a reborn player and a reborn player who liked to brush up on statistics. His big teammates all liked to block players rather than take the boards.

Small forward: Gerald Wallace, Kevin Durant, Grant Hill.

Guo Xu was really shocked when he saw these names. The original Elvis Presley could only play as a substitute. Why is Durant in the Bobcats? Has the Thunder general manager been demoted? Could it be that the Bobcats traded diabetic Adam Morrison for him?

The only weak position of the Bobcats is the shooting guard. Azubuike, Anthony Morrow, and Marcus Thornton have a very simple task at first glance. They are responsible for catching and shooting.

Point guard: Billups, Rajon Rondo, Stephen Curry.

When these three names were lined up together, Guo Xu suspected that he was dazzled. Then when he looked at the details, the Bobcats used Bargnani to exchange for the Warriors' 2009 draft pick and selected Curry.

During this period, Bargnani was pretty good at picking and rolling and catching and shooting, but he couldn't grab rebounds and his style of play was very soft. Because he won the championship, his worth has increased a bit.

Guo Xu closed his eyes and rested his mind, filled with emotions.

The Michael Jordan of this world is also suspected of being a reborn person. How could a normal Jordan behave like this? His trade and draft must be a group of scumbags who are in decline or have no potential. This persona will stay with him for a long time, just like Nezha's father who was 100% killed with bare hands.

Other teams' lineups have also changed, but not as completely as the Bobcats.

Yao Ming was not seriously injured in this world, and was traded by the Rockets to the Hawks in 2007 in exchange for Josh Childress, Claxton, Tyronn Lue, and Greg Oden, Oden, Oden …

Tracy McGrady succeeded in isolating Yao Ming. After squeezing Yao Ming away, he dragged the Rockets into hell in two seasons with his invincible dribbling skills and lost all his popularity. Oden was reimbursed in his first year, but he played pretty well last season.

Guo Xu looked through NBA news from back to front and found that before 2006, the history of the NBA was similar to what he remembered. After 2006, it began to deviate from the track. Everything started when Hayes suddenly broke out in the Rockets. Not only was he selected for the All-Star Game, but he also helped the Rockets win the 2007 championship.

Then he was hired by the Bobcats, a team where he could be the core.

As a flyer, Jordan could actually like Hayes, who was on the floor, and even went to scout him personally. He was indeed born again.

Guo Xu felt that a normal Jordan would have made an insulting offer to Hayes. After being rejected, he would have made wild remarks to the media such as Hayes is overvalued and you will lose money if you sign him, and then wait for a new offer. The season was severely slapped in the face.

Hayes's strength has become stronger, but his commercial value is not very high. He has not established a management team. The agent just randomly found a Chinese with no experience. In fact, he had sinister intentions and wanted to pick up this girl. He deserves to be cheated. .

The most amazing thing is that he also had an affair with Taylor Swift, who had just become famous. Taylor Swift actually has a crush on a black and tough girl who comes from the slums. She is not short of money or love. This is not blind, it is completely blind.

Hayes has written songs for Taylor, and Taylor has written songs for him, not just after the breakup.

What did Taylor write to Hayes? Guo Xu couldn't help but make up the picture in his mind.

When I saw you for the first time, we were both still young. I closed my eyes, and the past scenes reappeared in my mind. I stood on the balcony, and the air was thick with the smell of summer. I saw The lights, the lively dance party, the gorgeous costumes, the way you easily broke out of the crowd and said hello to me, oh, at least you let me know that your name is Romy...

vomit! Damn it, this world is really broken, it’s so crazy.

This Hayes has superpowers and has opened the Mangekyō Sharingan. He uses Other Gods on Taylor. He probably played so well in the NBA because of cheating. After all, he can drive the Susa Gundam. Isn't it a piece of cake to attack the basket?

It's so scary. Guo Xu has the Mangekyō Sharingan, and he still has to rely on his face to pick up girls. Hayes can actually ignore the laws of physics.

Guo Xu quickly found the source of everything. On August 8, 2006, McGrady organized a star softball charity game. Hayes suffered an electric shock during the break and went into shock on the spot. It was revealed that the cause of Hayes' electrocution may have been a leakage in the water dispenser's power supply. After rescue, he was out of danger.

This guy was not out of danger at all, but was directly electrocuted to death, and then was successfully snatched away by a lonely ghost.

Hayes obviously knew something about the future. Not only did he recruit a group of strong teammates, he also saved Michael Jackson, who was supposed to die in 2009. Doctors did not inject the overdose of medicine that would have caused the heart attack, and Jackson's concert was successfully held, with Hayes as a guest.

Guo Xuzhen couldn't figure out how Hayes did it. He always thought that Jackson's death was because he was murdered by interest groups because he was eating alone while holding the song copyrights of Elvis Presley and The Beatles.

It can be seen from the pedophile incident that someone wants to bring down Jackson. As soon as Hayes showed up, the masterminds behind the scenes all backed away...