Legend of Tomorrow

It was April Fool's Day again, Guo Xu paid close attention to everyone's actions, especially how the two boxes of Gatorade entered the house. He saw Haslem and a backup insider arrived a little earlier, moved the drinks in, put them on the ground, and went out to move other things, unattended.

After everyone arrived and finished the warm-up exercises, the three players first came over and opened three bottles, and then placed them in different positions on the sidelines, on the ground and on the window sill, so that they would not mistakenly take each other's drinks. Two of these three are guards and one is a substitute insider.

Hey, what are you looking at? Florida coach Billy Donovan asked.

Donovan is 35 years old this year, with a touching hairline and a big triangle on his forehead, which looks like a Saiyan prince, which is very intimidating.

His playing career was not successful. He was selected by the Utah Jazz with the 22nd pick in the third round of the 1987 NBA draft. He chose to retire after two years in the NBA. In Guo Xu's previous life, he had a brilliant coaching career. He coached at the University of Florida for 19 seasons and won two NCAA championships. After that, he became the third head coach in the history of the Thunder.

Guo Xu got too close, which finally aroused a little suspicion. His lack of eyebrows made people want to take a look.

Guo Xu directly applied Brad Stevens' ideas to himself. Sorry, I'm a basketball fan, a Pacers fan, and I usually pay attention to the NCAA. I want to go to a university to be a basketball volunteer in the future. I want to hear from you and learn some tactics, is that okay?

Donovan had no doubts about him. Then listen, what's the matter with your eyebrows?

Guo Xu took off his hat, smiled wryly and said, I have a strange disease, and my whole body is losing hair.

Hair loss all over the body is really pathetic. The people around cast a look of pity.

Bonner's brain was wide open, he shuddered, and glanced at his crotch. Poor baby, this is the rhythm of being alone.

They didn't think in the direction of this is a spy, because they have never heard of any player in the semi-finals who suffered from illness and hair loss. If there is, it must be unforgettable at first sight. After all, a red-haired player among the players can attract attention. .

In the next cycle, Guo Xu got the cleaning job with ease, ate two tofu burgers at noon, and took a ride to a pharmacy.

Guo Xu walked in and asked with a smile, Excuse me, is there any laxative? It's very powerful.

The black female nurse who was the shopping guide looked at him suspiciously, not looking sick. What do you need laxatives for?

Guo Xu sighed: I am a student at Purdue University. My roommate in the dormitory has a bad bowel condition. He hasn't had a bowel movement for several days. He is very uncomfortable in the dormitory today. Let me buy some medicine for him. We are all poor students. , I have no money to go to a big hospital to see a doctor, so... I need the most powerful laxative, and the sooner it works, the better.

The nurse smiled and expressed understanding. The medical insurance in the United States is very disgusting. Students really look down on doctors. As long as they call a car to the hospital and do a random checkup, it will cost more than two thousand dollars to come out. Intestinal problems are more expensive, and they probably need to take a film. It's not a serious illness like intestinal obstruction.

In his situation, Kayserol is actually the most suitable. The nurse introduced.

Guo Xu waved his hand: When we left, he specifically told me not to use Kaisailu. If I brought him back that, he would jump off the bell tower of the school. By the way... What the hell is Kaisailu?

The nurse smiled: I think it's better that you don't know.

In fact, Guo Xu knew about Kaiseru. Richardson had a Shar Pei at home. The dog suffered from severe constipation when he was in high school. The pet hospital prescribed it. Then Richardson gave the dog an enema under the orders of his parents. Xu helped hold the dog, the scene was so beautiful, he didn't want to have this memory at all.

Guo Xu bought a strong laxative as he wished, just three small tablets, the nurse said one would do, and he said it was a spare.

According to the nurse, this medicine is extremely powerful, as long as people take it,

No matter how constipated you are, the intestines will be completely emptied after ten minutes.

The medicine must be used with caution, because the patient will not have ordinary diarrhea, but a spectacular scene of flying down three thousand feet, suspected to be the Milky Way falling nine days. In the elevator...

If it weren't for Guo Xuchang's handsome appearance, the nurse would not have sold him to him.

To be on the safe side, the nurse still asked: Today is April Fool's Day, I have to ask, you are not using this to make a prank, right? It would be a crime to give this medicine to normal people.

Miss, where are you thinking, do I look like the kind of person who would commit crimes? If it's a prank, I want to take a cane, put on sunglasses and pretend to be blind, and then I like that beautiful woman who is walking towards me Hit it. Guo Xu smiled.

The nurse imagined it for a while, clasped her hands together and sighed, Sounds really romantic.

Romantic paws. Girls might like it if a handsome guy does it like this, but if an ugly guy does it, he is 100% playing hooligans, and he will be beaten so that he becomes blind.

After the haircut, Guo Xu went to the arena. After Haslem put down a box of drinks, he unscrewed the three bottles of Gatorade that would be taken away first from memory, put the pills in quickly, and then screwed on the cap , can not see the slightest flaw.

After finishing all this, Guo Xu left the arena for a while, and when everyone was present, he arrived late again with a mop. He didn't talk to people, trying to avoid the butterfly effect.

The players warmed up as before, listened to the tactics, and prepared to fight in groups. The three players also picked up three bottles of drinks. Guo Xu chatted with Donovan and said that he wanted to be a basketball volunteer.

The match only lasted 5 minutes, and today's highlight was staged. The players who got the first three bottles of drinks expressed their stomach discomfort one after another, and rushed to find the toilet.

Originally, there were only a few players on the team, but Donovan lost his temper when he saw this: I told you again and again not to eat messy things, what did you eat for dinner?

It's nothing, it's just fast food. Mike Miller replied.

A black player interjected: Could it be because one of the dishes at noon was not fresh? We went together, and most of the people are fine.

Others also commented, no one thought about the drink, because 7 people had already had the drink, and they brought it themselves, who would have thought that someone would add topping to the drink? Adding only three bottles doesn't seem to make sense logically. If it hurts them, it can make everyone have diarrhea.

There are only 9 players who can play in a group match, which is embarrassing. The coaching staff is too old, and playing with the boys will not achieve a good training effect. It is more reliable that Donovan will play in person. After all, he is a point guard who has played in the NBA.

But Donovan still wanted to watch the training effect from the sidelines. He thought about it, and said to a white youth in his twenties who was about 1.8 meters tall, Tony, can you go up and play for a while?

Ah? Me? Tony pointed to himself and smiled wryly, obviously not confident.

He is an unpaid volunteer for the team. He usually studies videos and does logistics work. He has no muscles, his defense is poor, and his offense is very amateurish.

Of course Donovan knew that Tony's training was not effective, but there was no better way now.

At this moment, Guo Xu spoke...