Legend of Tomorrow

Chapter 1032 [If you don’t vomit or feel unhappy, abandon it completely]

Guo Xu often discusses scripts with Jane Goodman and Mark Miller online, and they worked on inspiration together in the last episode.

The plot needs major changes. The stupid plot setting of the original version has been completely rejected. If it is not changed, the whole story will be full of flaws and there is no way to save it.

Not long after the original Golden Circle opened, the agents of Kingsman, the so-called strongest spy organization, were KOed by the psychotic villain Bobby with a few missiles. It seems that the computer didn't have a firewall, and someone used a robotic arm to do it remotely. It is estimated that if Kung Fu Panda burns incense, they will destroy the entire database.

The UK in this movie doesn't even have radar or basic air defense facilities. However, in the Gulf War in the early 1990s, the Patriots were able to intercept the Scud. There are a lot of black technologies in the movie, all of which are used in the fashion industry. ?

Eggsy's partner, Roxy, the heroine of the previous episode, simply received the lunch. She will definitely not be resurrected like Harry, because she was hit by a missile in the villa and the ground collapsed, making her resurrected to match Gal Gadot's BGM.

The Kingsman tailor shop, which is the soul of the entire film, also disappeared in the explosion, leaving only Merlin, Eggsy and Harry as survivors.

There are also constant flaws later on, with Tatum hurriedly exiting the scene, and Eggsy and the princess engaging in unfunny stealing dialogue.

The ultra-sophisticated GPS locator is actually a fingertip condom that can only be effective if placed in the enemy's private garden. Fortunately, the enemy is a beauty. What if it is Billy Herrington? In today's society, there is a device called a mobile phone, but the screenwriter forgot about it.

After Eggsy narrowly escaped death and got the antidote on the cable car, he hurriedly opened the protective cover as if he was worried that the villain would not be able to break the antidote. As expected, the antidote fell to the ground and shattered.

During the final battle, Eggsy stepped on a landmine as soon as the trio with mine detectors appeared on the scene. Where is his IQ?

In order to save Eggsy, Merlin stepped on a landmine and was blown to pieces. Forget about Ace Agent, if Jet Li and Gu Zidi were here, they wouldn't have to die.

The villain of the first film is not only cunning and cunning, but his female blade warrior is also extremely powerful. The main villain of the sequel, Bobby, is a scumbag who is only good at making burgers.

Moreover, Poppy’s brain circuitry is abnormal. Because she was dissatisfied that people selling tobacco and alcohol could be on the Fortune 500 list, she infected millions of people with the virus through the spread of drugs, thus blackmailing the President of the United States to legalize the drug trade. She even Take the initiative to demand a tax on drugs, and if the president doesn't agree, he will kill all his clients.

Exsuse me? Can you imagine that Internet-addicted teenagers will one day find that their enemies are not Yang Yongxin and the magnetic blast infantry?

Is it the merchant who sold them the computer? In order to monopolize the computer market, businesses decided to eliminate everyone who used computers.

Based on the nature of the US president, he should be like Zhou Libo, tilting his head and pouting, and immediately discuss increasing tariffs by 25%. However, the president with the wrong haircut refused and wanted the punk junkies, the invisible taxpayers, to die en masse.

And the female villain who is so ruthless and can launch tactical missiles at will in the UK has built her lair in a deep mountain forest in Cambodia. Apart from a beggar version of the Winter Soldier, her only reliable bodyguards are two mechanical dogs.

The two of them wiped out the villains with a suitcase and an umbrella. How did Poppy, a low-level missile, hit the UK from Cambodia?

In short, the villains are useless. Their function is to make the two protagonists look cool, and they are not as useful as the immovable landmine.

The audience would definitely find it unsatisfactory for the protagonist to win so easily, so at the end of the movie, the cowboy agent Whiskey went crazy. When he just woke up after being shot in the head, he didn't even need time to recover before getting up and flying a fighter jet. He flew thousands of miles to Cambodia to confront the two protagonists.

In addition to killing punk addicts, his purpose was to make money. He said he wanted to increase the stock price of the liquor company. Just kidding?

You actually know how to make money? As long as you register black technologies like Alpha Gel and nanorobots as patents and develop them in the medical field, you will already be as rich as the rest of the world. Nanotechnology is so powerful that it can even save people from headshots. Isn’t cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases a piece of cake? If nothing unexpected happens, I will get the Nobel Prize!

This super agent didn't fly a plane to bomb the enemy base, nor did he sneak up on the protagonist with a machine gun. How did he complete the sneak attack from behind? The answer was that he put a noose around Harry's neck and started talking nonsense.

Whiskey: You think I came all the way here... just for this woman?

Whiskey: It was the drug dealers. They ruined my chance to be a good person. I've never had love since. I've been waiting all these years for this day.

Harry cried on the spot while being shackled.

Whiskey: Why are you crying?

Harry: I'm touched by you.

Whiskey: Why?

Harry: Because you never give up.

The original English lines are broad... In short, this is roughly what they mean when translated into Chinese.

This role was played by Pedro Pascal, the Red Viper in A Song of Ice and Fire. He also died in the last duel because he talked too much, even more verbose than in the Golden Circle. He performed tricks, doing a backflip, turning his waist, and his horse stance was steady. Play tricks, be more beautiful than anyone else, and then sing a piece of Yu Ji and Overlord...

This person has no memory at all. The ending of Ice and Fire was that he was shot in the head by the Demon Mountain when he was sure of victory. This time he fell ill again and was pushed into the meat grinder with the victory in hand.

Damn it, it’s so tragic. This guy is also a good man who loves his wife and children. He has reason to hate drug addicts and wants to avenge his wife and children. His approach was indeed a bit extreme, but he was not the mastermind behind the incident, so he wouldn't have died so tragically, right?

After discussing for a while, they decided to completely abandon the original version. The setting of saving addicts was very strange, and Guo Xu couldn't play it for his own image.

Enemies will still appear at the beginning, attracting the audience with an exciting fight scene. But the villain won't use Charlie from the last episode. His temperament looks like a little gangster. If he is made to be disgusting, it will be as if there are no capable people in this world.

The plot is going to set up a villain organization in the old United States, similar to Hydra, with the purpose of subverting the world. The main theme of Hollywood blockbusters is that the troublemakers are all our own people. After the crisis is solved, the connotation is drawn. The root cause is the government's stupidity.

In the last episode, some members of this organization also participated in Dr. Valentine's plan and their heads were shot one after another. In the sequel, they have every reason to take revenge on this group of gentleman agents.

The sequel will also feature Elizabeth Olsen, making it a secret agent version of Meet the Father-in-Law. When she acted last time, Guo Xu promised her to be the heroine in the future. Her short performance in the last episode also accumulated a higher popularity than Kanmei, and finally she didn't show up in vain for once.

Elizabeth also passed Marvel's audition and will play the Scarlet Witch in Avengers 2. Kingsman 2 will be released later than Marvel's to gain popularity. Fans will definitely want to see more of Elizabeth's scenes.

The plot can be adjusted according to the talent of the actors. This is a routine for creating scripts for Hollywood series. Mystique's role in X-Men was reduced because Jennifer Lawrence was not as famous as before and did not win the Best Actress.

As for the core of the film, they will not change. They will stick to the anti-mainstream concept and punk attitude...

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