Legend of Tomorrow

Chapter 1007 [After the emoji movie, no suspense No. 1]

There were a lot of highlights at this year's Oscars, and host Seth MacFarlane was pissed off as soon as he came on board.

This guy sang a parody song We saw your boobs that put countless Hollywood actresses to shame. There was actually a group of men dancing with him during the performance, and there was a gay choir singing the harmony at the end, which was so cheap.

In the lyrics, Seth detailed the actresses who dedicated themselves to the movie, and made fun of the actresses who had exposed their breasts in the movie, including Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, and Angelina Jolie. Leigh, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johansson and many other Hollywood actresses were shot one after another, and Kate Winslet was shot several times.

Naomi Watts was photographed with a surprised expression off the court, Theron was photographed turning blackface, Megan was also named in the lyrics, Seth sang But Megan Fox's boobs We've never met.

Meghan covered her face with her hands when she laughed, otherwise it would have been a laugh that would have caused both rows of teeth to pop out. She had already contributed many emoticons online and wanted to keep a low profile before announcing the results of the award.

Many people online commented that the song was an insult to the actress.

It is worth mentioning that Jennifer Lawrence's name does not appear in this song. Because of the butterfly effect, her fame is completely lost and Seth can't remember her.

There were performances later, with Catherine Zeta-Jones once again performing the classic segment All That Jazz from Chicago.

The Avengers gathered to award the Best Cinematography and Best Special Effects awards. The superheroes appeared together with extraordinary aura.

The awards were announced one by one, and the crew of Silver Linings Playbook kept running with them. Finally it was the turn of the Best Actress. When Meghan heard the host announce her name, her mouth formed an O shape. It took her 5 seconds to realize that she had won.

The competitors all showed regretful expressions, especially Naomi, whose acting skills actually surpassed Meghan's.

Well, it’s not just Naomi, 90% of Hollywood actresses outshine Meghan in their acting skills. But Megan has a reborn person as a background, which makes her better than the script. She always looks for roles that suit her temperament to play, and her acting skills were honed by the director for three months.

Without Guo Xu, she would never have been nominated for an Oscar. She could only be nominated for a Razzie. The next step would be to play Megan in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

With Guo Xu helping to plan her career, Megan won a series of titles, including Best Transformers Girl, Most Charming Lesbian,

Nominated for two Oscars as Best Actress, and now she is a Best Actress.

Her big-mouthed personality has turned into a genuine persona, and she has never said anything seriously wrong to offend anyone.

After Meghan took the stage, she excitedly thanked the crew, family, and a group of friends. She specifically mentioned Alexandra Daddario, Amber Heard, and Teresa Palmer, saying that frequent discussions with them about performance were important reasons for progress.

The three girls all attended the award ceremony and sat very close to each other. The cameraman's close-up shot made it a highlight. The media often says that they are the four most popular actresses in the company.

The Chinese media also often say that they are the fourth actress, but now this statement is inappropriate. The significance of Meghan winning an Oscar as a Best Actress is different from simply acting in commercial films and earning high box office. It is a symbol of celebrity status.

In the future, when the media mentions her again, they will add the word film queen.

Fans online are discussing that Meghan has become a meme again. After she became famous, she paid more attention to her image. If she couldn't help but want to laugh, she would cover her mouth with her hands. But this time she was so happy that she couldn't cover her mouth while holding the trophy on stage, so she just laughed like a silly girl.

At this award ceremony, Meghan completely suppressed Emilia Clarke, the number one emoticon in the world. Dragon Mother is here to make soy sauce. She neither laughs until her face collapses nor gives a speech and transforms into a peashooter. She looks like a beauty when she is quiet.

Megan finally said: I feel like I am a great person, at least I finally beat Jason once at the Oscars.

All the music awards were won by the movie Les Misérables. Guo Xu did not win an Oscar for Bay Driver. He was only nominated for Best Actor at the previous Golden Globe Awards.

Many fans online left messages discussing Megan and Guo Xu.

Meghan's role is indeed very interesting, and she is also very straightforward. Her expression when she is surprised, and her silly smile when delivering her speech are not artificial at all. She is much cuter than Hathaway, who won the Best Supporting Actress award.

After Jason retires, he will definitely challenge the entertainment industry. He has to become an actor first.

It's great for me, Meghan. After winning the award, I became the eldest sister of Sihuadan in 1986.

Actually, Jason doesn't have to do anything. The money earned from the pizza shop is enough for him to eat for who knows how many lifetimes. Fat Fox will be on the market sooner or later.

The NBA regular season continued, and Guo Xu became serious in the second half, because many people on the Internet said that they hope he can keep averaging more than 20 points per game every season. If he can't even score 20 points in the last season, he will die. Obsessive-compulsive disorder.

After Guo Xu added more singles, he scored 30+ points in 10 consecutive games. His data soon rose to 23.8 points and averaged 13.3 assists per game.

Those scapegoats who doubted that Guo Xu was past his prime immediately shut up. If he didn't retire, defenders from other teams would have no choice but to double-team him.

The Suns only lost 5 games in the second half, with a record of 67 wins and 15 losses, ranking first in the league without any suspense. Without a star center, the Suns almost won 70+ games. The only reason is that the inside offense is not stable enough, and there are people on the outside who stand up to score points in every game.

2-8 in the West are the Thunder, Warriors, Spurs, Clippers, Lakers, Kings, and Grizzlies.

Ranked 9-15 are the Nuggets, Mavericks, Trail Blazers, Jazz, Rockets, Hornets, and Timberwolves.

The Mavericks' record dropped again and again, and Nowitzki couldn't shake off the label of a softie, and he didn't even make it to the playoffs. The Trail Blazers played well in the first half, but Rubio was seriously injured in the second half and the team suffered a 10-game losing streak.

Rubio was hit by Kobe Bryant during the game against the Nets. After an MRI examination, his left knee injury was diagnosed as a torn cruciate ligament. The recovery period will take 6 to 9 months.

Although Kobe has injured many people and has iron elbows and iron knees, everyone still believes that he did not do it on purpose.

The Knicks have the best record in the Eastern Conference with only 59 wins, and the Cavaliers rank second with 54 wins.

3-8 are the Heat, 76ers, Bucks, Bulls, Nets, and Celtics.

It is too easy for the Eastern Conference to enter the playoffs. The Celtics entered the playoffs with 38 wins. The Nets' winning percentage was finally maintained at half, with 41 wins, only losing one game to the core Bulls.

9-15 are the Wizards, Magic, Raptors, Pistons, Pacers, Hawks, and Bobcats.

The Bobcats are at the bottom again without any suspense. The only bright spot is that DeRozan averaged 22.6 points, 4.7 rebounds and 4.3 assists per game. They exchanged a strong man from the Thunder.

Anthony averaged 30 points per game and won the scoring title for the first time in his career.

Guo Xu retained the assists title, averaging 13.3 per game, the 9th time in his career, only one less than Stockton.

Many fans also hope that he will play for two more years and break Stockton's record. Guo Xu thinks it doesn't mean much. Having more assists doesn't mean it can help the team win. What's the comparison with someone who has two finals in his life and his statistics are still lagging behind in the finals?

Even if he wins more awards, his total assists will not be able to catch up with Stockton in the short term. The total number depends entirely on how long he plays.

Dwight Howard retained the rebounding title, averaging 12.6 per game, and his statistics are guaranteed with the help of his teammates.

Ibaka continues to lead the league in blocks, averaging 3.1 per game.

Chris Paul continues to lead in steals, averaging 2.4 per game, and has a chance to make the All-Defensive Team again...

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