Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Chapter 96: After winning the lottery...

In the Rainforest issue, the most popular among the twelve guests was the traffic niche student who exchanged with Chaige and went to the red team to suffer. good.

After the filming, he felt that he might have made a stupid choice. When the show was broadcast, his ominous premonition was confirmed. It would take half a month for him to be in a bad mood. Not even contact information.

Ask the agent Yu Xia how many issues she has signed, and the agent still can't understand? She said two episodes, but don't think about it. Now too many people want to ride her, and there are two second-tier ones who are more ruthless. After all, variety shows depend on the characters, and the route to take is heavy. Someone can't get up.

The news inside the circle is always better than the outside, and then I heard that Yu Xia's second episode was filmed in the African grasslands. The lineup of the trip to the grasslands is very strong, and there are also top traffic that is popular in half the sky. Who let other variety shows have vulgar taste When they were questioned, the official media actually helped to promote the Pineapple Terrace, and also announced the good news that the three freshwater crocodiles that Yu Xia sat on the leather cushion had been confirmed to be new species. Only this nest was found in the world, and they were very special. Pineapple platform and Yu Xia personally, affirming the great contributions made by both parties.

Yu Xia's Weibo also reposted three news about the program's launch, and she didn't post anything else until she was named and praised by the official media. Director Chen asked her to say a few words, if she didn't know what to say, she would post two unpublished rainforest selfies. All right.

On the same day, Yu Xia really updated Weibo, no more or no less, and posted two selfies, which were group photos with the baby crocodile.

This Weibo is full of fans who are screaming. If they are not confessing, they will ask their wife what are you doing, or is the pet store still open? And what is the second episode?

Yu Xia rarely had a bad heart, so she flipped the brand and returned an answer, saying that the second issue is survival on an island. Before pressing OK, Yu Xia remembered and turned her head to look at the director. She shook the screen of her mobile phone in front of the director and asked, "Director Chen, let me Can you come back like this?"

The middle-aged director glanced at it, vomited blood and nodded.

Although I feel that fans will definitely misunderstand, thinking about it is also a good promotion.

Just as he predicted, because of Yu Xia's reply to the remake, he watched this issue of Rainforest many times over and over again, and the audience was excited while waiting for the next issue.

【Island survival? This is good! This is good! I don't know if there is a design for the guests to build their own boats and leave. 】

[Who can give me a popular science about what is on the island? 】

[It depends on where the island is, if it is Southeast Asia, you may encounter man-eating crocodiles. Turtles, monitor lizards and pythons are also standard. The second phase should dig deeper into the abilities of Miss Sister, and I want to see her directing wild animals to cut trees and build ships! Why is it only on Tuesday? I can not wait any more! 】

[I hope that Pineapple Terrace will learn the death of primary school students, and the weekly episode will never end! Seeing that the young lady came back with a calm face and brought the baby crocodile to frighten the male guests in the same group to sit and cry, I ate three bowls of dry rice. 】

[In the past, on weekends, my husband who made up the drama and played games all night. Now we are unified and watch Miss and Sister together every day. 】

【…】

Yu Xia just said that the next issue is Survival on an Island, which is not even a preview, so he blew up the Internet, and the audience organized a group to go to the official blog of Pineapple Taiwan, and asked them if there was a young lady who ordered the man-eating crocodile to help build the ship in the second issue. Drama? If not, it's still too late, hurry up and make another!

This suggestion has been approved by many people, and some people can't help but sneer: Are you kidding me? Miss and sister want to leave the isolated island at sea and still use shipbuilding? She can ride shark bro!

Not to mention the shark, but there was a heated debate about the choice of the mount.

They compared dolphins, whales, sharks, and more, hoping to use the data to figure out which was the most comfortable to sit up. Some people said that they had a premonition that there would be a story about the guests enjoying a seafood dinner this weekend. He decided to go to the seafood cafeteria to reserve a table, bring a computer to watch and eat, and eat with the young lady!

I don't know how many times this has been pushed by a lot of poor people.

They are persuading him not to pretend to show off in everything.

At this time, the brother who planned to eat seafood and watch it is still there, thinking that my wife is eating seafood on TV, you want me to eat Laoganma with white rice? can you eat? He did not cancel this plan, and went to the seafood cafeteria firmly. This Weibo also reminded others that if they can't afford seafood, they can eat food stalls and drink draft beer! get high!

Seeing them so excited, Guan Bojun really had blood on his face. As for Qiao Yue, he covered his stomach and laughed for a round. After laughing enough, he fell into inexplicable emotion. I didn't expect my wife to have this side, what a badass! She replied that Survival on the Lonely Island was afraid of going to the pineapple station! Thinking about how many rivals Pineapple Channel has created for him by planning this show, it will pay off!

Just this week, Pineapple Terrace was absolutely cold, and before the end, the grass on the graves grew to three feet high in the wind.

Happy to hear it.

It's impossible for Pineapple Channel to stand up and refute the rumors before the second episode airs that there is no Yu Xia in this episode, and let them guess that there is traffic and topics, and it's at this juncture, you will not be deeply moved by standing up and explaining to the audience. Forgive you, it will only kill you.

Anyway, you have to be sprayed, first to deceive the heat.

Other variety shows have to create a topic if they don't have a topic. Thinking about it this way, they are still successful. Guan Bojun also sold a cute, saying that the plot may not be the same as what everyone wants to see, so don't be too excited at that time~

When the green-eyed audience didn't hear anything wrong, they even comforted me by saying that if you shoot you, I'll guess mine. It's just like reading a novel. You can just read how the author should write and how the reader should think.

Others said that it was right that the plot was different. If I guessed it right, it would be a fart.

Yes, that's right, we are only able to spy on the tip of the iceberg, just like when we saw bison walking, who would have thought that there was a crocodile leather cushion behind it? When I saw the crocodile leather cushion, who would have thought that there would also be a jungle tap dance dedicated to man-eating giant spiders in the third phase! ...Don't guess what Miss Sister is thinking, you can't guess it, maybe someone will build a raft next time and let the mermaid be her tracker to pull the boat?

In such a joyful atmosphere, the second phase of the survival show, the Lonely Island chapter, was launched.

In the first three minutes, the audience was calling for the pineapple station to confess to the young lady. When the guests appeared in this episode, after more than ten people came out, the entire row of the barrage was full of question marks.

You didn't tease me. These are the second guests?

What about people? What about my wife?

Dad waited for a week and you said that your mother had no role this week. You are afraid that you want to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots!

As soon as the crayfish came to the table, the snack package was just opened, and the beer and cola was just taken out of the refrigerator, I took a bite of the seafood, and the original full appetite was gone.

After confirming that all the guests had indeed come out, and that there was indeed no Yu Xia, one-third of the people had to close the live broadcast page, turned around and climbed onto the Pineapple Channel official blog page to bombard them with messages. The other third didn't pay attention to watching the show at all. They slammed the barrage and scolded the pineapple platform for cheating.

There are also a group of people who suppress their disappointment and want to watch the show. Maybe they can invite some strange people to maintain the level of the first episode?

The result disappointed them.

Objectively speaking, compared with other programs, they are quite attentive. But after seeing the startling start that was so amazing, this follow-up is really disappointing. The basic level shown in this issue is like that of the red team in the first issue. It is good to compare with the young lady, but it is not good to be the leader.

[The speed of the grass mud horse is too fast! As soon as you are red, you will float? 】

[This turtle son can't be praised! When you praise it, it is both nonsense! 】

[I didn't want to see you when I ordered a table full of seafood, how about my wife? 】

[Two days ago, I heard from the official blog that the second phase was different from what we thought. I was also excited, and I was thinking about what big move the young lady was holding back when I had nothing to do. As a result... Damn, your stage is still real, It's completely different! 】

[Who the **** is watching this second issue? Are you cold? I just want to know if there is a lady in the third issue? 】

[Mom’s first time chasing updates, I encountered this kind of thing. I haven’t touched a table of beer fried chicken and I’m full of anger. I won’t chase it again in the future. When my wife comes out, I’ll notify my brothers...]

The official blog of Pineapple Channel exploded, and a group of people on Yu Xia's side were crying.

What to say, I just came back after scolding Pineapple Station, and I'm so angry.

He complained again that his wife had failed in his studies, and that day, he flipped the brand and said that the second phase was deliberately made by Survival on a Isolated Island! Is it intentional?

Yu Xia, who was in Africa, watched the entire accident with other guests. She peeked at Director Chen, who was full of despair, and comforted her by saying that this was not expected? There will be counterattacks later, cheer up a little.

Speaking of this, Director Chen was even more desperate.

Yes, there will be counterattacks in the future, as long as you hold on and let the audience scold for ten weeks...

Now Director Chen really loves and hates looking at Yu Xia.

Loving her has created a miracle in the history of variety shows. The first episode of Crossing the Rainforest not only made Taili highly appreciated, but also made her out of the circle. Not only in China, foreigners who temporarily live in my country and overseas Chinese are selling Amway to others. , without subtitles, foreign audiences can see how awesome this variety show is. Now Yu Xia is not only the wife of audiences all over the country, she is about to become the wife of audiences all over the world...

She is very beautiful and looks very delicate. When she first appeared on the stage, you couldn't think of the follow-up. She used her strength to make herself the protagonist. Everyone looked at her. on her.

Foreigners made fancy appeals on their social networks, requesting that this program be on International Chinese Channel, and they also watch the live broadcast! He also said that he would recommend the young lady to open a show alone, travel all over the world's jungles, and let the exploration show go to hell!

A well-known author in the United States said that the young lady is his muse. I saw this by chance, and then I was thinking about it. I made a setting overnight and wanted to write it immediately. There is also a famous Hollywood director beating his chest, regretting why he didn't discover such a treasure earlier, in her words, the thriller with the story in the virgin forest will be better and more real, think about it, with her help we can Using the giant spider as an animal actor, we can actually shoot a lot of thrilling scenes, which is really a gift from God to Hollywood.

Fans who were busy tearing up the pineapple station gave him a face when they saw this.

God **** gift from God!

Miss, she doesn't believe in **** Christ!

As for Hollywood...who told you she was going to Hollywood? The person in charge of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary happily nibbled at the braised pig's trotter. When Yu Xia returns from Africa, she will come to the sanctuary to report. Is Hollywood amazing? In the past, you looked down on Chinese actors, so it's our turn to despise you. Ren Yu Xia has done a lot of planning, and I don't have time to go to the woods with you to shoot a thriller!

Foreigners like to watch this kind of adrenaline-stimulating show more than Chinese people. It was just this one episode, with a total of three episodes, so that I don't know how many people became Yu Xia's brain-dead fans. The girls raised their eyebrows, and as for the boys, they all wanted such a cool girlfriend.

In particular, she found that she was beautiful, had a gentle personality, did not look aggressive, and was **** charming when she entered the rainforest!

She is not only strong and beautiful, but also decathlon. She is very good at taking care of other people in the same group. She is skilled in cooking ingredients and can order firewood to cook...

Is there anything she can't do?

There is such a perfect goddess in the world, and some buddies posted a photo of packing luggage on social networks, saying that my friends, I am going to Huaguo, I want to meet my goddess, please wish me good luck.

No one blesses him, all the brushes below are going to you! Come to a duel, love rival!

[I treat you as a brother, but you want to **** my wife, I'll **** you! 】

[Is this show discriminating against us? Why isn't it airing in the US? Forget it, I'll travel to Huaguo and watch the live broadcast there! 】

[The flight ticket is booked, I will go first! 】

It's just a variety show, just three episodes in one episode, and it's so popular. Not to mention the people who eat melons are stunned, and everyone in the circle is dumbfounded.

How many are envious? How many people are mad with jealousy? Even those who have already become the best actor and actress are shaking their heads and sighing. In this circle, if you want to be red enough to turn purple, black and red, half the sky depends on your fate. Some people, no matter how strong their strengths are, how deep their backgrounds and how much resources they have, are always a little short. Yu Xia is a typical example of inadvertently inserting willows, but her success can only be looked up to and cannot be replicated. How many times have you seen the national tap water? Look at everyone around, they are all crazy, they are all selling Amway to relatives and friends, as long as they are amazed or amazed, no one is disappointed.

The most uncomfortable thing was that Yu Xia didn't even want to enter the entertainment industry after listening to Pineapple Station, and she was going to serve the country next.

Hollywood teams and foreign TV stations extended olive branches to her, but she couldn't even get in touch with her.

She doesn't have a brokerage company or an agent, so she can only find Pineapple Station, hoping that Taili will help her match up. Director Chen told Yu Xia about the situation. She thought that Yu Xia would be shaken. As a 24-year-old girl, with so many resources that big-name actresses could not grab, how could she not be moved?

It turned out unexpectedly that she didn't.

This reaction made Director Chen appreciate her even more. The middle-aged director finally saw the elements of Yu Xia's success behind this explosion. Not only was God rewarding you with food, but there was one more important point. She knew that she wanted to What, she will not be biased by various temptations, she is very firm and persistent enough.

The little girl is really not impetuous at all, too calm.

Director Chen raised his hand and patted Yu Xia's shoulder: "No matter what career you decide to pursue, come on, work hard, you will be very successful."

Yu Xia gave him a bright smile and wanted to say something, but Director Chen over there sighed after pouring the chicken soup: "Before you succeed, save the helpless and pitiful Pineapple Terrace who is about to be drowned by spittle stars, your The fighting ability of the wife, husband, and brainless fans is amazing."

The audience "affectionately" greeted Pineapple TV. Yu Xia knew that she wanted to say something, because the director didn't ask her to say something, so she didn't say it. She had never been in this circle before, and she was afraid of doing bad things with good intentions.

Now that Director Chen opened his mouth, Yu Xia thought about it and made up a story.

Yu Xia_summer: I rode an elephant, a giraffe, and an ostrich with the film crew in Africa. The animals on the prairie are super cute. Be kind to me babies, promise me not to wait for the show to get cold before it airs...

This period of appeasement is really unusual. Director Chen refreshed it. In the blink of an eye, there were thousands of messages. He was a little afraid to read it.

The message is really touching. The big brother who was still grinding pig knives just now is good here. Wife, whatever you say is fine. Wife can rest assured that it will not be cold until I see your next show, and the black has to give it some heat. Come!

They also comforted Yu Xia and said: [Wife, don't worry, those who do the show are not afraid of being black, they are afraid that no one will be black! 】

[Wife, be careful abroad, protect yourself, and come back early after filming! 】

[Does the program group treat you well? How are the conditions there? Eating habits? Are you used to it? Not used to us complaining about going to the pineapple station! 】

【…】

The message under this Weibo is very clear, but fortunately, after Yu Xia spoke out, the audience's emotions were basically calmed down. They could at least be sure that even if Yu Xia was not a permanent resident, she would not appear in more than one episode. People breathed a sigh of relief, and the matter of ordering a table of seafood feast for nothing is not a problem with the table.

Two days after the episode of the isolated island was broadcast, the young lady who was playing wildly with the lions on the African grassland made the news again. This time, it was a letter of thanks sent by the locals to the embassy, ​​saying that a 14- or 15-year-old child was unfortunately killed. The hyena attacked. The situation at that time was very dangerous. Luckily, he bumped into Yu Xia and rode fluffy to the vicinity and rescued him. Not only did emergency treatment for him, but he also asked the show team to drive him to the nearest airport. Hospital.

When the child's parents rushed to the hospital, several wounds on his body had been treated. He looked quite frightened, his eyes kept falling on Yu Xia, and he felt safe just by looking at her.

Yu Xia stayed with him in the hospital for a long time, and after seeing his mood stabilized, he returned to the team. The child kept asking what her sister did and where did she come from? The doctor who spoke English with Yu Xia told him that the lady was from Huaguo, and she came to Africa to record the show.

"Is it a big star?"

Without waiting for the doctor's answer, the child said to himself, "So beautiful must be a big star! She must be very, very famous if she is so good!"

The child urged his parents to help edit a thank you letter and sent it to the Huaguo embassy, ​​which described in detail how he encountered danger. He was attacked by spotted hyenas on the grassland, and there was basically no possibility of survival. The young lady in the scene rescued him, simply treated the wound for him, sent him to a nearby hospital, and stayed at the hospital for a long time.

He also mentioned that after the accident, his emotions broke down for a while, and he felt very uneasy. The young lady kept accompanying him and comforting him. His English was very poor and he could hardly understand what the other party said, but he felt the sound coming from there. Strength, this strength helped him survive the period of both physical and psychological fear. After this time, he felt that he had matured a lot and would become a reliable person who could bear the wind and waves.

...

Simple and moving, the thank-you letter was posted on local news websites and reprinted by state media back to China.

The accompanying picture not only includes the thank-you letter from the child, but also the unclear surveillance images selected by the hospital, as well as the local evaluation of the matter.

People who do good things outside are called and praised this kind of news that the public still loves to watch, and they feel a sense of pride. This is incredible. The one who appeared in the hospital surveillance images to accompany the child was not the one who blew himself up and said that he was in Africa and peace. The fluffy little sister Yu Xia?

The majority of viewers are still browsing news websites to see how Hollywood scrambles for her and how foreigners praise her. As a result, she went to Africa to film a show and showed her bravery. The rescued black brother even wrote a letter to the embassy to thank her.

This is the real boss, those who can't become popular no matter how hard they try to see her, they should be jealous to death.

This was another unintentional intervention, and the popularity rose wildly.

The guests who went to Africa to shoot the grassland chapter were also very emotional. Some people envy her physique that is on hot searches for everything. They also said that before she accepted the invitation from Pineapple Channel to record this show, she opened a pet shop very prosperously. There were also female guests hugging Yu Xia, saying that she didn't expect to come to Africa, and her love life encountered the biggest crisis. After being taken care of by Yu Xiaoxia, she always felt that she was incompetent when she looked at her boyfriend again!

For example, when I first came to Africa, some people were not acclimatized to the soil and water. They fell ill before they started filming. They vomited and had diarrhea. There was a doctor in the team who helped to dispense medicines. Yu Xia took care of them. After she fell asleep with warm water, she went to cook porridge again.

People are very vulnerable when they get sick in a foreign land. The female star slept in bed and sent a message to her boyfriend, saying that she didn't know what she had eaten, and she fell ill when she came.

Did you bring a doctor with you? Just take some medicine and get some sleep, let's take a good rest and don't play with the phone, saying that I'm busy too, and I'm filming.

...

The female star later said that she felt very wronged at the time. Even if you are really busy, you can't say a few nice words to coax me when I'm **** sick?

Thinking that her boyfriend has always been this virtuous, a straight man with a straight pole, she was discouraged again.

After this period, this female star likes to stick to Yu Xia, sits next to her when she has nothing to do, and says several times a day: "Yu Xiaoxia, you really have the wrong gender, why aren't you a little brother?"

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