Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Yu Zhiyong and Wen Min always went to bed early, and after the small supermarket closed, they would turn off their phones at night, so even if relatives and friends found out that Yu Xia was on the hot search, they would not be able to contact them on the phone. It was the next morning when she noticed that there was something wrong. She woke up in the kitchen to cook porridge, and turned on the phone after the rice was in the pot.

After being idle for more than a year, Wen Min suddenly received so many messages. Wen Min was quite puzzled. She walked to the window and looked down one by one, almost throwing her phone away.

At this time, Yu Xia had already woken up and was about to wash up when she heard her mother ask in the living room, "Xia Xia, are you up yet?"

Yu Xia leaned on the door frame and stuck her head out: "Mom, are you calling me?"

"Mom has received a lot of information that your show is on the air? Why didn't you say anything about your daughter? My dad and I have been looking forward to supporting you for a long time."

Yu Xia just laughed, explaining that the broadcast time was quite late, and it was easy to get stuck if there were too many people watching the online live broadcast.

Wen Min muttered that her daughter only appeared on such a show once or twice, and she would have to wait until later to watch it. He also said that these shows should not be compared to what the ratings? If I had known earlier, I should have informed all three relatives and six relatives to turn on their computers last night, and to open two more TVs with higher ratings.

Yuxia:  …

"Mom, don't you believe me? Tang Yuan'er called me last night and said that my show was popular and the topic was very high. Your daughter is now more famous than many actors."

Seeing her amused, Wen Min squinted her eyes with a smile, and said that it was a good thing, and there are stars in the family: "Look, your aunt Huang sent me a text message and said that nine out of ten in his son's circle of friends said they wanted to Marry you, and the wife and wife call you before you have seen it before. Young people today are frivolous! And you, Aunt Chen, said that we are not funny, and you didn’t notify such a big thing in advance! Your Aunt Cao said that Cao Lei watched it with his mobile phone On Weibo this morning, I asked your Aunt Cao to tell you that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become elites, so be careful..."

Wen Min was talking when she heard the doorbell rang. She looked out from Maoyan and saw that she was a resident on the third floor below. When she pushed Yu Zhiyong out for a walk, she often encountered grandsons on the third floor who were walking in the community.

Wenmin opened the door and asked the eldest sister what's the matter?

Looking at the fat middle-aged woman in her fifties, she leaned in and asked her, "Is that Yu Xia from your family on the Pineapple TV show?"

As soon as he finished asking a sentence, the door next to him opened the door, and the other side also stuck his head out and asked, "Aunt Wen, let me ask you, is Sister Xiao Xia going to be a star? My classmates are posting pictures of her, and I said that is The pretty sisters who live next door to my house still don't believe it!"

There are four households on the first floor of the community where the Yu family lives. Next door to them lives a middle-aged couple in their thirties, with a chubby son of twelve or thirteen years old.

This fat man had been squatting at the door for a while, and when he heard a movement over there, he quickly opened the door, and his mother grabbed his ears after asking a question.

"Come in for me, have you finished your homework? I've never seen you work so hard in your studies!"

Fatty is so angry. It is rare for him to not sleep in on Sundays. He woke up early in the morning and squatted. He wanted to take a photo with the sister next door to prove that they were indeed neighbors, but he was arrested by the queen mother. The most irritating thing is that the little friends are still in the group saying that they have the ability, don't run away after pretending to be, and show the evidence!

This morning, Ma Yu read a lot of text messages and answered a bunch of phone calls. When all relatives and friends had finished speaking, she remembered that there was still porridge in the pot.

"Almost forgot! My porridge!"

She hurried to the kitchen, and saw that her daughter had turned off the fire for her, the vegetables were fried, and the eggs were cooked.

"Mom, go out and wait, I'm almost here."

Seeing her daughter so calm, Wen Min felt strange in her heart. Because of the show, the three friends and four friends in the family all seemed to be fighting chicken blood. They were excited to compete one by one, but the person who appeared on the show was no different from usual.

Wen Min poured a half-bath of water to let Yu Zhiyong wash his hands, helped him to the table, and then went into the kitchen to serve the dishes. When the dishes were on the table, they didn't rush to use their chopsticks. They waited for Yu Xia to come and sit down before they were ready to eat. .

"I read the time when the text message was sent. It was from eleven o'clock last night until the early morning. Fortunately, I turned off my phone before going to bed, otherwise I wouldn't be able to sleep well." Wen Min asked Yu Xia about her side while peeling the eggs. Why didn't you hear anything? Yu Xia replied that there were only a few friends who usually contacted, and those who didn't communicate very often were embarrassed to call suddenly. It was the classmates who called out, and there were tangyuaners over there.

In the past, Yu's mother might have persuaded her to have multiple friends and multiple paths. Thinking of the previous accident in her own house, she was not at the point of asking for help, and there were still many people who hid quickly, for fear that you would lean on him.

Friends like this are not expensive, Xia Xia should think so too.

Yu Zhiyong reminded Wen Min not to be too complacent because of the last TV show: "Others don't know, you don't know if your daughter is going to enter the entertainment industry?"

"I know, I didn't say anything. People called me specifically to congratulate me, saying that our daughter is promising, so I will say thank you, thank you, and what is the problem?"

"By the way, that show was also found for me and your dad to see! Others have seen us as parents but haven't seen it, so how can it work?"

Yu Xia nodded and said yes, and told her mother that variety shows liked gimmicks, and she was frightened when she saw the exciting part, that was the effect of the show.

At this time, Wen Min swore that she knew, just like those performances on TV, any body piercing that greatly changed the living, it was all fake! It's like folk juggling!

She felt that her daughter's reminder was superfluous. After watching TV for so many years, can she understand this?

Wen Min was dumbfounded when the show started and the herd of wild bulls appeared.

"Xia Xia, how can you move so many cows?"

Yu Xia didn't reply, and let his mother continue watching. Wenmin tried her best to keep watching the first episode. After watching it for a long time, she asked, "Is that real? A real monkey? A real snake? A real crocodile? "

"it is true."

After receiving Yu Xia's affirmative reply, Wen Min jumped three feet high, raised his hand and patted her, posing to beat her: "This is the show you do? You are still hiding it from me and your father! You This girl! You are going to scare me to death!"

Yu Zhiyong also came back to his senses and said that she wasn't either, and it wasn't even if she let her go lightly. After holding it for a long time, he suddenly remembered that his daughter said that he had signed a new contract with the TV station, and they gave her 1.8 million to record one more episode.

No wonder he would give 1.8 million, if he knew it was like this, he would not let Xia Xia take risks if he gave 18 million!

"Tell Dad honestly, where is the contract you signed later on?"

Yu Xia pursed her lips and whispered, "It's the African savannah, which is much more comfortable than the tropical rainforest. There are many insects in the forest, and the grassland is full of plush."

After listening to Yu Xia, Yu Zhiyong read the African grassland chapter of Animal World again that day. He didn't feel comfortable after reading it. Elephants, ostriches, giraffes, cheetahs, lions, rhinos, hyenas... This is not worse than crocodiles! !

Later in the day, Yu Zhiyong and Yu Xia's father and daughter also had a conversation, and the father asked her, with the last shred of hope, if the job could be pushed back? Give them the money back!

Yu Xia said that she couldn't, and told her father not to think so much: "Dad, listen to me, only the few of us are looking at the empty space in the camera. In fact, the places you can't see are all bodyguards. That's how variety shows are. Survival class, the audience will buy it if it is thrilling and exciting, the script is designed like this, we were very relaxed when we were shooting, and we didn’t feel any danger.”

Yu Zhiyong was still skeptical, and Yu Xia showed him his arm, not to mention the marks of injury, not even the marks of mosquito bites.

She also assured there that, for example, in the rainforest episode, the filming was completed smoothly. It didn't take a few days before and after, and there were many special fruits in the forest, which were basically just for fun.

"That's a primeval forest, isn't it really scary?"

"I just found it interesting, not intimidated."

"Daughter, don't lie to your father to make money..."

Yu Xia hugged his arm and acted coquettishly: "Dad, I lied to you that I'm a puppy. If I want to make money, I'll join the entertainment industry. Why would I go to work in the golden monkey sanctuary? Think about it. Can you hold your feet?"

...

Yu Xia was a brainwashing expert, and Yu Zhiyong was detoured while talking to her, and then he was led by Yu Xia's nose all the way. Seeing that she was analyzing and guaranteeing, and she was really relaxed, he believed his daughter. The variety shows mentioned are fake, they look exciting, but they are actually like shooting TV. Everyone can ride a beast in a TV series, but why can't a variety show ride a crocodile?

However, Yu Xia's remarks weren't pure lies. She was really calm during the filming days, but she was the only one who was so calm, and the other guests were almost scared to pee several times.

The crocodile is one time, followed by the cruel and incomparable giant spiders that often appear in science fiction and movies. It is not as exaggerated as in the film and television works, and it also scared many people. Yu Xia was amazing. She taught others to tap dance while hitting the beat. The spider was also very easy to learn, but she was just average in talent. When she jumped up and stumbled, it looked like she had been drinking too much...

The part of the giant spider seems to have been edited to the last episode of the first issue. That episode definitely looks like the heartbeat is accelerating, the breathing is accelerating, and the adrenaline is racing. Not only did the blue team encounter a giant spider that can eat people, but the red team also encountered a Burmese python that was more than three meters long. Bodyguards are nearby.

As far as this episode is concerned, it should be the most thrilling variety show that Pineapple TV has ever done. At the same time, it is of great educational significance. It not only unveils the mystery of the tropical rainforest, but also shows several types of giant-level ferocious creatures to the audience at close range, so that the You know that the virgin forest is so dangerous, don't go to explore and camp if you have nothing to do, you are not Yu Xia, if you are in trouble, you can't run away, and you just send food to others.

...

Yu Xia tried her best to brainwash her dad, making her dad believe that no matter what comes out later, it's all to make the audience scream, and no one screamed during the filming.

It's a pity that her teammates didn't hear these words.

That's right, no one called at that time, and he was frightened and stupid several times, and he couldn't react at all.

When watching detective films or sci-fi films, there are always people calling me to and fro. After a real trip to the tropical rainforest, a few old men found that when they were afraid, their first reaction was to run, and they also felt weak in their legs and feet. It's like it's stuck to the ground and can't run at all. After I came back from recording that episode, a few buddies also exchanged their experiences, saying that they would go back and pick up a thriller to shoot, they would definitely be able to perform well, and no one knew the mood of seeing the legendary creature with their own eyes. . The python crocodile giant spider encountered in the wild is simply terrifying.

Yu Xia was comforting her parents, Qiao Yue was swimming in a sea of ​​vinegar, and seeing the trending search #yuxiamarryme# made him mad! Originally, Yu Xia had a good chance of rushing to the top of the trending search, but thanks to Qiaoyue, she came down. The most monstrous thing is that Qiao Yue not only withdrew the hot search of his kissing wife, but also 404 the high-rise forum where he showed love to his wife.

Here, Yu Xia was reading the relevant information about the Yunnan Golden Monkey, thinking about teaching himself before going to the reserve to report. Over there, Qiao Yue encouraged his wife to work hard and devote more attention to her studies, while saying not to worry about the boring things on the Internet. If you're a guy, they'll post something that's not nutritious, and it's a waste of time to take a look at it.

Seeing that Baby Qiao was jealous, Yu Xia didn't try to expose it, she nodded with a smile and said yes. Yu Xia's active and cooperative attitude can generally make him smooth and smooth, but in special circumstances, such as when he just had a **** 1vN battle on the forum, blowing him a kiss at this time can solve the problem, one is not enough and one is added. All right.

Qiao Yue is the type of thief who loves to be jealous and is very easy to coax. Every time he was jealous, he didn't make trouble with Yu Xia, he tossed with his rival...

Recently, a lot of people who madly show love to Yu Xia have been warned by Qiao Yue's pop-up window in the lower right corner, and some people who bought the navy's black material because they were too angry, folded them all in. The bottoms that dared to take orders were cleaned by him, and in the end there was no regret.

For example, Lian Meng, she heard from a friend that Qiu Xunjie planned to kick her and her now-popular ex-girlfriend to reconnect.

Can Lian Chang be angry? So he spent money to buy the water army and wanted to smear Yu Xia with a rhythm, causing her to sink as soon as she became popular. As a result, the order was not made, and her computer also blew up. The book was bought for 20,000 to 30,000 yuan, and it took a long time to get it right. As soon as she applied for repairs, she received a call from her boyfriend Qiu Xunjie, asking if she had swiped her card?

"Didn't you keep your card yourself? Who swiped your card? It's inexplicable."

He heard a loud bang over there, and Lian Xiang was startled and asked him what was going on. Qiu Xunjie also felt that he was confused. How could he swipe the card for less than 10 million yuan? He was too lazy to talk nonsense with Lian Meng at the moment, he would go to the bank to find out what to do if he hung up, thinking that he would call the police if he didn't solve it.

For this matter, Qiao Yue has been waiting for a long time, Qiu Xunjie has not found it, but now he has found it, or because a friend wanted to open a bar and almost made money, he came to persuade him and let him invest a little. Only then did Qiu Xunjie remember how much there was on the card. He usually just swiped, but he hadn't checked it for a while, but he found something was wrong.

This number is too different, it is impossible!

On the same day, Qiu Xunjie went to the bank to see what he said in a plausible manner. He also said that he would call the police. The bank hurriedly checked the data for him, but no errors were found, and the bank had a list of transfers. other accounts of his own.

"I've never done it! It's impossible!"

Qiu Xunjie followed to check the balance of other cards, but there was none at all.

He typed out the entry and exit lists of all accounts, and found that the 10 million yuan was brushed out through luxury consumption within half a month. The bank felt that he was making trouble unreasonably. Qiu Xunjie insisted that he had lost ten million and had no choice but to ask the police to intervene.