Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Under the constant calls of the majority of netizens, Xiang Chao's Tucao post was updated again. This time, he told a tear-jerking story. After reading it, half of the netizens were in tears, crying with laughter.

Xiang Chao started from the beginning, saying that the beautiful lady of the pet shop on Huayuan Road was out of business for several days. During these few days, many **** shoveling officers in N city experienced the fear of being dominated by their own pets. , such as his family's husky, to make a new height of death!

[…On the third day after the pet store was closed, my dog ​​was depressed, and he wouldn’t eat imported dog food when he was fed it, and he couldn’t see any sign of happiness if he was given meat and bones. Can a dog like a husky who is so energetic that he has nowhere to vent also get depressed? I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was sick, so I took it to the veterinary clinic for the first time. The doctor said that all the indicators were normal and there was no problem. 】

[In the next three days, his mood became more and more depressed. At first, he would raise his eyelids when talking to him, but later he didn't even bother to lift his eyelids. I can't help it, the only hope is that the lady from the pet store will come back right away. Last night, I received news from the Shiba Inu owner in the previous meme war that the lady was back. This morning, I drove my car. Take my dog ​​and rush to that pet store on Garden Road. The moment I saw Miss Sister, my eyes filled with tears, and I was about to rush forward to complain. My dog, who had been depressed for several days, responded faster. It purred and jumped out of my arms , squeezed open the glass door with all her strength, and flew into the arms of the young lady...]

It's normal to get here, at most you can see that this dog has no conscience! See color forget father! When Xiang Chao wrote about Yu Xia's doubts and the results of his clean-up after returning home, the onlookers were simply eye-opening, and they all left messages saying that melons were scared.

Xiang Chao said that he found dog food hidden in several corners, that is to say, the young lady did not misunderstand. During the few days when she closed the door, the silly dog ​​did gain weight.

It probably felt that after eating his wife and demolishing the house, he felt that he was in trouble and was going to be cleaned up, so he immediately activated the emergency plan and pretended to be depressed.

In order to pretend to be like, it has basically no activity these days, and it is always hugged by Xiang Chao when going out. Just think about what will happen if it can't eat...

Still not fat?

The majority of people who eat melons, cakes, and noodles expressed their acceptance, and they really did.

Huskies are the essence of drama, and **** shoveling officers are mentally retarded, right?

[I have only seen a chihuahua holding a VIP Teddy, but I have never seen a husky carrying a husky when I went out. I couldn't help but read the video of the emoji battle. It's really hard for the landlord to carry it. 】

[The landlord should tie the knot with your dog and keep it together forever, it must be true love. 】

【…】

Xiang Chao thought that he could gain a little comfort from the netizens, but the sleet came to his face. After the update, he pressed F5, and when he saw the reply below, his heart was cold.

It is said that other families are the **** shoveling officer who condones the dog to do his best, but when he comes to him, it becomes the dog who insults the **** shoveling officer's IQ.

Miss and sister can see that it is fat at a glance, you are still in a hurry and feel that the dog is dying? If it really doesn't work, it's going to die.

Today’s dogs are really incredible. Thinking about the local dog I raised in my hometown back then, they only knew how to be angry, and how could there be so many saucy routines when they barked when they saw everyone?

Seeing this, Xiang Chao also felt that the sentence pattern was a little familiar, as if he had seen it before. He sent a screenshot to the regular customer group and asked the brothers how they felt when they watched it.

Jiang Nan cut a paragraph from another Tucao post: The current elementary school students are really incredible...

Everyone is so familiar, who doesn't know that Xiang Chao has a very popular Tucao building in the forum? When I heard that he had updated it, some people chased after him to watch it. After reading it, he laughed and laughed enough. By the way, he released a message: Predict, this is just the beginning. I just went to Miss Sister's store today. I heard that it will be closed for a few days. Thinking about the dog's essence in the landlord's house, the landlord is finished.

The things Xiang Chao tried so hard to forget was reminded by his brothers.

At this time, a buddy in the group who has been paddling for a long time and doesn’t like to talk stuck his head out and released even more sensational news: [You don’t know yet? This pet store shouldn't be open for long. 】

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【What the **** are you talking about? ? ? 】

The brother said that according to reliable information, the young lady has closed the door for the past few days to record the show. She is going to be popular. What kind of pet shop will she open when she becomes popular on the Internet? Just such a small shop can crowd out the fans who come here.

[This store can be opened for a month at most. If you don’t believe me, wait and see. I guess Miss Sister will go back to work in a wildlife reserve or a zoo. Even if she doesn’t study this major, she can hire someone with long skills. It’s very easy to apply for a job. 】

Everyone who was schadenfreude just now can't laugh anymore. If Pet Paradise is really going to close, wouldn't they all sink together?

There was a little brother who secretly kept a golden python laughed and said that it was just right that this snake in his family was growing so fast that he could hardly afford it. When Yu Xia went to find a job, he would donate the snake to which zoo. It is the owner's last love for the baby snake.

Having said that, the buddy also posted a photo of the golden python, which looks more than two meters long, and its size is really not small. Considering the growth rate and food intake of pythons, it's no wonder that most people can afford it.

Xiang Chao stared at the enlarged photo for a second, and then glanced at the dog who was dozing off in the crevice of the sofa, and he couldn't help but have a bold idea.

If Miss Wan really shuts down the pet shop, and if he can't coax this stupid dog, I wonder if the wildlife sanctuary is willing to take it in...

He thought this idea was good, and shared it with the majority of the group, saying that he could send his silly dog ​​to the zoo where the young lady worked, and then ask the zoo to issue a certificate so that the original owner could see it at any time. As the saying goes, the fragrance is far and the smell is near. Maybe the dog will remember his goodness after this, and will be able to burst out with the same enthusiasm for the young lady when he sees him in the future.

Xiang Chao thinks this is a good way, not only to save money, but also to let the dog know how happy his life was in the past! Knowing how much it is not a dog can be so cruel to the **** shoveling officer!

The friends in the group don't seem to agree very much. They "emmmmm" more than a dozen articles, and asked Xiang Chao to say that you are sure that your dog will remember you as a waste shovel officer after a few days of separation? I can really go into the zoo and accept the loving care of the young lady. It's so funny! In the end, Jiang Nan made a concluding speech, telling Xiang Chao to stop daydreaming and to donate the golden python to the zoo.

It can't go to the zoo, let alone the wildlife sanctuary and the breeding base of endangered wild animals!

Although it's getting dark now, it's not time to sleep, what are you dreaming about?

Xiang Chao asked Jiang Nan to pour half a bucket of ice water on his head. He was so angry that he couldn't relieve the depression in his heart. He blocked his former good brother.

In the next two days, regular customers kept asking if Yu Xia was on the show? Are you ready to change careers? What they want is an official refutation of the rumor, but this question confirms the rumor. Yu Xia looked over in surprise and asked, "Where did you hear this news?"

Seeing her reaction, the other party was still steadfast, patted her chest and said, "I'll just say it's a rumor, what do you need to do to change jobs when the pet store is running well? What's the point of going to work in a wildlife sanctuary? Civil servants earn more than themselves. There are too few stores! It's not free!"

Yu Xia opened his mouth and wanted to interrupt him, but the buddy said, "The pet shop is doing well, and the daily income is several thousand, and the national civil servant's monthly income is several thousand. Even an idiot knows how to choose. Are you right, boss?"

"..."

Everything he wanted to say made him choke back. Yu Xia could only try to convey the message with her expressions and eyes. She showed an embarrassed and polite smile. Seeing her smile like this, my buddy's heart was half cold.

"No, do you really want to close the pet shop???"

Yu Xia took some water from a disposable paper cup and gave him a sip of water. Then he sighed and said, "We can't just think about making money, right? If we have this ability, we have to make some contribution to the country. If you say you need me, then I can still be the owner of a pet store here? I can't! I have to actively respond to the call from above and contribute to the cause of wildlife protection in our country!"

When she said this, she was upright, and the golden light on her body almost blinded people.

The dude shuddered with fright and almost threw the paper cup in his hand. After thinking about it, he still thought money was more important, and asked Yu Xia if he was serious?

Yu Xia reached out and stroked a fat orange cat, sighed and said, "The situation is almost the same as what the brother in your group said, I'm on a show, I'm going to become popular, and the problem before us is pets. The store will be crowded sooner or later if it continues to open, but the boss just found me and said that there are a few positions that are suitable for me, and let me try it out.”

Seeing that the regular customers gave her so much money, Yu Xia said that she could make another appointment when the zoo or reserve was on holiday.

"Believe in these fluffy ones, they are still very reasonable, how can they kill the **** shovel officer? Who will supply cat food and dog food if they are really forced to death?"

The buddy raised his eyelids and glanced at Yu Xia, not wanting to continue.

Yu Xia said again: "Don't be so pessimistic, you can survive a broken love, isn't it a pet store that is about to close down?"

Basically, when I heard this, my buddy had already stamped Yu Xia, she just ran away after she was finished and was irresponsible! My buddy plans to say that when Yu Xia closes the pet shop and goes to work elsewhere, he will post on Weibo, a scumbag who is going to run away when she sees the boat capsizes! How many cats and dogs did she hurt! Because of her, an optimistic dog like a husky is depressed!

After the store was closed, the incident was bigger than what this buddy planned, but it was a later story, and now the pets who didn't know about it were enjoying their last happy life. This time, it was only normal business for a week, and Qiao Yue asked her to pack up and said that she was going to Beijing.

Yu Xia had already told her parents that she would find a way and take her dad to Beijing for an inspection. Yu Zhiyong was reluctant to go, but the local hospital had already made a diagnosis, saying that he had no chance of recovery, and he would have to live in a wheelchair in the future. It would not be much fun to think about going to Beijing. Isn't this a waste of money?

This is what he said in his heart, and he told the truth, saying that the money was earned by his daughter's hard work, not from the strong wind. It's a pity to waste it.

"Trust someone to find a relationship and ask the best experts in the country to help with the inspection. How much does it cost?" Yu Zhiyong shook his head and said that he would not go.

Wenmin was hesitant. On the one hand, she had the same concerns, and she felt at ease to ask an expert to do a comprehensive inspection. She was sandwiched between father and daughter, and she didn't know who to help and persuade whom. Yu Xia remembered the latest contract she signed with Pineapple Terrace, she went back to the room to take out a card, sat beside Yu Zhiyong, and showed him the card.

"I signed two contracts with Pineapple Channel, and agreed to help them shoot two episodes of variety shows. It was originally one episode, and they paid me 200,000 yuan for the first episode. Because the cooperation was very pleasant, the station hoped to add more, and I agreed to do it. The twelfth filming of the finale, for this one, the agreed salary is 1.8 million yuan, and the two phases add up to 2 million before tax..." Yu Xia handed the bank card to Yu Zhiyong, and said with anticipation, " Don't worry about money, Dad, our family has money now and will have more money in the future."

This was beyond Yu Zhiyong's imagination. He had only heard that others had to pay for the show at their own expense, but he had not heard that the TV station had to spend so much money to hire people.

"Xia Xia, tell Dad honestly, are you really going to film a show? Can you make so much money for a show?"

Yu Xia didn't feel guilty, saying that if he didn't have money, how could he break his head and want to be a star?

"You're not a star. I read it in the newspapers before, and it costs only one million yuan for a star to make an episode of a TV series. You are ridiculously high..."

It was true to say that, in fact, the 200,000 yuan in the first phase was too high for Yu Xia. It's really easy to get a star on the show, but you have to be a star.

Yu Xia's situation was different. First, the show was dangerous, and secondly, she was irreplaceable, which was too important. Those who have the ability always have the capital to take Qiao. Pineapple Taiwan can't help it now, and is reluctant to give up on the rain forest. If it is broadcast as originally planned, there will be an unfinished accident. Now waiting for Yu Xia to save the scene, she just said that she would After careful consideration, the program team skipped the salary three times in a row, and finally gave 1.8 million.

Originally, the focus of Yu Xia's consideration was not money. She didn't want to make a big mouth at this juncture. She felt that the two episodes added up to two million yuan. After reading the contract carefully, she signed it if there was no problem Character.

As a giant in the industry, Pineapple Terrace usually takes advantage of the guests, and when they meet someone like Yu Xia who is really capable but doesn't want to be popular, they don't dare to do any nonsense. Said to discuss the time with her in advance before the next shooting.

The freshly released two million, I didn't expect it to come in handy so quickly.

Yu Zhiyong was full of doubts and asked how good her performance was to raise the price so much? Yu Xia took her father's arm and winked: "When the show is broadcast, we will watch it together as a family, won't you know then? Anyway, the family is not short of money now, really not short of money, Dad, listen to me, let's do it A check. No matter whether you can be cured or not, my mother and I can rest assured after a comprehensive check. Let the experts see how it has been raised this year. If it is good, we will continue to maintain it. If you adjust in time, you should just ask for peace of mind. Appointing an expert really doesn't cost much, and Qiao Yue, who is from Beijing, helped arrange it."

Speaking of Qiao Yue, Yu Zhiyong knew that it was the young man who went to eat at home that day.

Xia Xia also sent him downstairs.

"He's from Beijing? Xia Xia, are you dating him?"

"Dad, if you promise to check with me, I'll tell you. If you don't promise, I won't tell you."

Seeing her **** off, Yu Zhiyong couldn't help laughing and crying. Being a father is really stubborn but his daughter: "Well, let's go to the inspection. Let's go to Beijing for inspection. Tell Dad, how are you guys doing? Is the boy good to you?"

After the family of three talked, they went to Beijing with them. On the one hand, Qiao Yue made an appointment with a specialist for Yu Zhiyong, and on the other hand, Yu Xia also had to go for a comprehensive physical examination.

There are many people with high affinity, like those negotiators, they can always gain the trust of strangers, and even those on the opposite side are easily persuaded. On the one hand, there is a reserve of professional skills. They use a lot of skills in their conversations. At the same time, they are also talented. It is always better to be born with good eyesight.

In Yu Xialu's show, there was no trace of skill. She was purely talented, and her talent was so strong that the team of scientists was very curious about her.

As I said earlier, she had done many physical examinations like this, but there was no conclusion, and this time it was the same.

The results of the examination showed that Yu Xia's physical indicators were no different from ordinary people, and they were not considered strong among ordinary people. A casual scoop of values ​​like hers was a lot of money, and there was nothing special about this data. Where does the extraordinary affinity come from, that is the question.