Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

The eldest brother was still sitting on the ground crying, and the other three teammates also came back one after another, unlike Yu Xia who went out for a bumper harvest and also held a lot of things in his arms. These things fell to the ground when they saw the baby crocodile, and the plot that was just staged came back again.

If it wasn't in the tropical rainforest, the brothers might turn around and run away. Isn't there no place to run? Everyone turned to look at the director. The director felt that he was in urgent need of rescue. It was the first time he had done such an exciting show since he entered the industry.

I can't help but think of the first episode of the Survival Show, which was about Surviving on an Island. That episode was written as a script, and there were a lot of accidents in the middle. The results were still very satisfying. It can be said that there were tears and tears. I have given the audience a lot of common sense of survival in the wild. There are explosive points, and there are also golden sentences... After editing, it feels like a hit and it's no problem. Up to now, the director feels that the problem is still quite big, not only the guests from the red team next door, this variety show may be cold.

If the first episode is considered good, then this second episode will suddenly lift the audience's emotions to a high point. This episode of Rainforest is so exciting, so exciting that the later shows may not be able to be recorded. tail feeling.

The ideal is to use it as the last episode, a perfect curtain call. In this case, the popularity that Yu Xia can bring will be lost in vain. It would be good to change it to the first episode. Immediately after the broadcast, it will usher in a large number of broadcasts and topics. Explosion, the follow-up popularity will not be bad by eating the old money, even if you get a lot of praise at the beginning, you can bear how much slander after a bland follow-up.

The director glanced at Yu Xia, and then glanced at Qiao Yue, wondering if it was possible to change the contract. Let the young lady stay or record three or four episodes.

Looking at this posture, it doesn't seem that the chances are high. The background of the young lady in the pet store is deeper than he thought, and her boyfriend has a great background.

Sad, sad.

My heart is so bitter, I have to go back and comfort the male guests, and comfort them by saying that you can not trust the bodyguards invited by the show team, but trust the strength of the young lady.

Seeing that the baby crocodiles did not show signs of being manic, they followed the lady and found a place to lie down, but they raised their eyelids and glanced at these stupid humans, and more were gone. Seeing that they were really obedient, the male guests felt a little more at ease. Even so, they chose to stay on the side furthest away from Yu Xia, and the five of them were cowardly.

Yu Xia reached out and touched the freshly baked leather cushions, letting them lie down obediently, and go to help light the fire to prepare the grilled fish.

She skillfully placed the pyre on the shelf, and lit the fire in three or two times. After lighting it, she remembered that she was only looking for fish and didn't bring clean water back. Yu Xia was going to run again, and Qiao Yue told her not to bother, just now The bodyguard brothers also went to fetch water, just let her use it evenly. Anyway, it's enough for now, and we'll have to use water to go to the beach later.

There are enough flash points. In terms of these details, the director can let go if he can. Yu Xia mentioned the clean water handed over by the bodyguard brother, thanked him, and remembered that the baby crocodile made a lot of fresh fish and said that he will wait. I'll make grilled fish in a while for everyone to eat.

"Is there a grill in the tool we brought out?"

Before departure, the luggage was packed by several men. They thought about it and nodded in unison, saying yes. Yu Xia thought that they might not be able to help too much with cooking later, and it would not look good for them to take pictures on the side, so he asked a few male soldiers to split up and help build a barbecue stand on the one hand, and pick up some dead branches on the other. dry wood.

"I'll stay to deal with the fish, and put the seasoning on it by the way, and I'll leave the firewood to you."

It's good to be far away from the three leather cushions. For this reason, they almost fought for a place to pick up firewood.

"I'm strong, I take more, I'll go!"

"It's all said to respect the old, brother, what are you doing when you are old? You stay, and this kind of work that requires running is handed over to our young people!"

Seeing that none of them were willing to compromise, they finally had to decide to group by punching, leaving two people to build a barbecue grill, and three people to pick up dead branches before it was dark. Although the whole process is noisy and chaotic, it's good to be able to release the fear in your heart. As for the crocodile... At first glance, it can scare you to death, but it's the same thing if you look at it more.

Especially a brat like Younger Shu, who found that the three crocodiles behaved like domestic dogs in front of Yu Xia, and he became more courageous. He also thought that if there was a chance, he wanted to try such a stylish leather cushion. try.

Yu Xia is very skilled in handling ingredients. If she is sure, she will clean it up directly. If she is not sure, she will ask Qiao Yue to see what it is, whether it can be eaten, and how to eat it. One of them is a hands-on emperor, and the other is a big encyclopedia, and their cooperation is perfect.

Qiao Yue was basically a disservice when he entered the kitchen, but he and the people behind him knew a lot, especially what and how to eat in the wilderness. With Yu Xia's sharp knife skills, the fish were quickly cleaned up. come out.

By the time the firewood pickers came back, the barbecue had already been set up and the fish had been grilled.

After distinguishing the characteristics of fish, Yu Xia chose the one suitable for stewing soup, and set up another fire next to it to cook fresh fish soup. The brothers who came back with the dead branches couldn't help but want to swallow when they smelled the smell. They temporarily forgot about the baby crocodile lying next to them, and they were all moved——

"Before I set off, I was still wondering whether to bring a half box of compressed biscuits. If I really can't find mineral water and biscuits to eat, it would be fine. I didn't expect to eat grilled fish on the first day I came in."

"Young lady is so virtuous! No matter how you light the fire or handle the fish, you're very professional, I'm drooling when I smell it!"

Several brothers are still in YY, thinking that when this episode of the show is broadcast, the young lady is afraid that she will have countless fans. Which man doesn't want to marry such a gentle and virtuous wife?

Thoughts like this stay in my head for a moment, and then get thrown out.

etc……

Almost forgot her terrifying physique. With so many national-level protected animals competing for favor, most people are afraid they can't bear it.

Thinking of this, they glanced at Qiao Yue who was outside the camera. That was the real warrior.

At this time, Qiao Yue obediently stayed by the side, waiting for his wife to feed him. Thinking of being able to enjoy so many kinds of tropical rainforest special fish tonight, everyone is looking forward to it. If anyone is not particularly satisfied, it is Yu Xia himself.

The barbecue is dry, and the meat is greasy, and it is good to have some wild vegetables.

While holding the fire, she fantasized in her heart, and while she was thinking about it, she heard the familiar long whistling sound, the baby ape came, and it brought a buddy to deliver fruit after dinner to Yu Xia, many kinds of red, green and green.

The baby ape came over quite loudly. They successfully attracted the attention of the crocodile. He raised his eyelids and looked at it. He realized that it was for the young lady, and the crocodile lay back again.

Yu Xia was busy beside the fire for a long time, her face was burning red. Seeing that she was hot and sweating, Chai Ge, who would cook vegetables on a natural gas stove, came over to help.

Seeing that he was doing well, Yu Xia asked him for the follow-up work, saying that she was going to go to the beach before it got dark, and asked what to do? Yu Xia blinked and said that he wanted to wash his face to cool down, and wiped the leather seat cushion by the way, it would be easy to use when eating later.

After her reminder, the "leather cushion", which was finally forgotten by everyone, regained its attention. Yu Xia wasn't joking. She really found a cleaning sponge from the pile of luggage. She put several tools in the bucket, patted the baby crocodile that seemed to be dozing off, and took them back to the beach.

The crew of the film crew looked at the director, who was heartbroken and said to keep up.

At the same time, there were two bodyguards who followed. When they arrived near the river beach, they had already washed it. Yu Xia's method... According to my conscience, it really doesn't look like running a pet store, it's more like the countryside in the past. , The women are all squatting by the pond or the river and brushing their clothes, looking at a kind of natural simplicity, they are really down-to-earth people.

What about the show?

It was not clothes that she washed, but a crocodile two or three meters in length.

After a little effort to wash the crocodile skin, she put the tools back in the small bucket, washed the handle carefully, and looked at the clean crocodile baby lying beside her, and she felt a sense of accomplishment.

After "Tossing Fruits in the Car" and "Passionate Dance", the live-action version of "Little Crocodile Bathing" was born... Those who came to follow the film wanted to kneel down for the boss and light a cigarette for the boss.

Did these three leather seat cushions finally come in handy?

Yes, of course.

Qiao Yue definitely didn't have this life to enjoy, like Shu Xiaodi dared to try to sit, and after sitting, he went to the user experience.

Of course, he didn't dare to drop his **** independently, but let Yu Xia sit first on the head side, he slowly moved to the tail side, and sat down gently. It must be said that Yu Xia was really sitting, and Younger Shu was posing for pictures. He didn't dare to let go of his focus, he just pretended to be sitting comfortably.

As expected of being a child star, an actor is an actor, he is obviously uncomfortable everywhere, and he pretends to be a **** with a fake smile. He talks to the camera for a long time, boasting that he is also a big guy who has sat on a real crocodile leather pad, really What does it feel like to sit on a crocodile leather cushion? It is the high-end luxury, soft and comfortable that you can't imagine...

Originally pretending to be good, halfway through the live broadcast accident.

The online celebrity live broadcast accidentally turned off the beauty camera. As for him, it was not the beauty camera, but the leather cushion that had been lying obediently under his **** moved, and the baby crocodile changed the angle of the tail. Let the part under Brother Shu's buttocks move along with him. Under normal circumstances, the audience should see him stumble, but he didn't. Even if the real crocodile leather pad was removed, Brother Shu was doing a steady job in the air. Still babbling.

Including the bodyguards, including the staff, all looked under his empty ass...

When others filmed a fake ride, he took a fake ride in a variety show.

As expected of a five-year-old veteran actor!

Powerful actor!

Yu Xia was kind. She looked very stable. She patted the crocodile's tail with her backhand and made it twist back. As soon as she twisted it back, Younger Shu realized that everyone was looking at him incorrectly. He glanced down and sat down. It's perfect, nothing to wear.

"What are you staring at people's crotch/down? Are you dirty or dirty!"

After speaking, without waiting for a response, he dragged his cheeks and turned to look at the young lady on the right: "The living crocodile leather cushion doesn't feel the same, it's really comfortable, what do you think, Miss Xia?"

Yuxia:  …

"I feel pretty good too," she said to younger brother Shu who pretended to be working hard. "If you like it, just sit for a while. I'm afraid you won't have a chance to go back after recording the show."

The middle-aged director surrounded by staff held his forehead and sighed deeply. He could already think of the hot search reservation after the show was broadcast. Sitting in a fake seat is also slipping. I haven't discovered it yet. I can still pretend to be serious, and slip into the sky.

The assistant next to him whispered, "I just heard from Master Qiao that there is only one kind of wild crocodile in our country, the Chinese alligator. Miss Sister found out that these three are not required to be reported to the country? Isn't this the Chinese alligator?"

How can the director know if it is, whether it is or not, the discovery of wild freshwater crocodiles here is a big event, and it must be reported.

He was in no hurry because Qiao Yue brought those who were obviously soldiers and people of the country. They definitely have a plan when they encounter such a thing, why do ordinary people need to worry about it? The program team also copied a video file as a basis for testimony in the past, for experts to analyze and judge, how to protect or how to treat these three wild crocodiles is the above matter.

Fortunately, the blue team can be called a big harvest, not only the white-cheeked gibbons, but also the paradise tree snake, and this wild crocodile of unknown species... This show does not need hype, I am sure To fire!

Brother Shu took the lead, and the other male guests were also a little moved. As Yu Xia said, the chance to get close contact with wild crocodiles will probably never happen again in this life. It was as dangerous as they thought, and the young lady was completely able to control it.

Then try it?

A few people gathered up a lot of courage and tried to sit, but it wasn't very comfortable, and it couldn't compare with the sofa at home, but as long as they thought that there were crocodiles under the buttocks, real crocodiles, wild freshwater crocodiles... it felt like sitting on a golden dragon chair.

The buddy also urged: "Quickly take a few more pictures for me, and when I go back, I will wash them out, enlarge them, and hang them at home!"

The one who was so frightened just now was even more funny. He said to the camera with a trembling voice, "Mom, did you see that there is a live wild crocodile sitting under my butt, which is much more valuable than your don't touch me."

Seeing him fighting so hard, the assistant brother in the crowd was almost moved to tears.

If this is not red, it is simply unacceptable!

Look, the sacrifice is too great.

...

The first day of the blue team entering the rainforest was very exciting, and the red team on the other side did not give in too much. They also have a lot of things to watch, but it is obvious that the two teams are one positive and one negative.

Yu Xia was about to create a myth here, but the other end was still fighting with Baby Ape. After encountering the first wave of revenge, the program team made an exception to replenish some of the necessary supplies for them, and reminded them to be optimistic when giving them, and not to lose them again.

After getting the supplies, they are ready to find a place to stay, choose a suitable place to set up their tents, and like the blue team, they are ready to search for supplies, pick up firewood and find something to eat.

The six soldiers went in three separate ways. They went on their front feet, and Baby Ape came to attack the camp again. They broke through the empty door and robbed them of the second wave. Patting the **** and slipped away.

The few remaining staff were fortunate enough to witness the whole process, and they were stunned.

Come back, look at me, I look at you.

Otherwise, how do you say monkeys are smart?

It not only learns the skills of breaking through the empty door without a teacher, but also knows that it will make a comeback and make you a second wave...