Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Yu Xia felt that Qiao Yue was very good in the game, and Qiao Yue explained to her that this was the culture of online games.

What is online gaming culture?

To put it simply, the wife needs to be spoiled, the brother needs to stand up, and how cheap they can be in front of the enemy. If you are hostile, you will not thank you for raising your hand, and will only go to the world and spray you as a fool after running away.

He explained this, but Yu Xia didn't agree with it. He tilted his head and said, "My brother didn't say that."

Qiao Yue leaned over and put the black tea cup back on the small round table, hugged his wife, looked at her sideways and asked what Yu Ze said?

"My brother said that the specialty of online games is that you don't know whether it is a ghost or a person behind the bright skin. The most common in the game are two-faced villains and liars who see money. Adjustment, and see the light and die on August 18th."

So Qiao Yue will understand, brother-in-law is serious, let Xia Xia be more vigilant.

But he wasn't wrong. Love, hate and hatred in the virtual world are more exaggerated than reality, and because PK or murder in the game is a routine operation, it doesn't hurt to die once. Too much, too much fun.

"Don't talk about this, Xia Xia, is it still interesting for you to be an NPC?"

"I think it's very interesting. Since Captain Bertram came here two days ago, the business of the tavern has improved. Recently, many people have come to try their luck with me. They seem to regard me as a sweeper of the Shaolin Temple. There must be hidden missions here, maybe a large mission chain."

"do not have it?"

"Yes, even if you send it out at level 20, you can't do it."

In the past two days, many people have changed their ways to please her. Some people keep asking if they need help, and some people plan to impress her with their strong financial resources. They come to spend every day and squeeze out time to consume. Yesterday, she went to the forum to pass the time, and also saw a conjecture about Ellie in the Rose Tavern, which listed at least a dozen kinds of guesses about her identity, as well as conjectures about quest triggering, which are all based on past game experience. Come out, say that maybe you can get some wonderful achievements after being drunk ninety-nine times in a tavern, or that if you drink to a certain level, the beauty will appreciate you, or do you need to find some special drinks for her? The landlord analyzed that since she is the owner of the tavern, her mission must be related to wine. If you have the conditions, you can try it slowly. If you can really receive the mission, the initial investment will not be lost.

This post is quite hot, and there are a lot of various replies below. There is also a strange person who said that you should consider reverse thinking. So far, all the people who have patronized the tavern have been salivating when they saw Ellie, and they were stunned by the beauty as soon as they came in. Maybe someone pointed at her and yelled at you for being an ugly **** and got a job.

I believe that this guy himself never thought that someone really believed what he said. He just called out an ugly girl. Ellie didn’t blow up. Other guests in the tavern exploded, and they violently surrounded and beat him. The law enforcement team came again, and he was trembling just now because he was afraid that he would be sent to a labor camp. He didn't expect that the captain would still say hello to Ellie first. He didn't listen to other people and asked Ellie for confirmation. After learning about the reason for the beating, he took the unfortunate child away, and before he left, he verbally educated everyone who had done it just now, saying that it is right to protect the reputation of Your Excellency Ellie, but not Should choose such a violent way, let them reflect.

It's great to not have to work through labor. Everyone who escaped the disaster cheered and celebrated wildly in the tavern. The buddy who was taken away shouted injustice all the way, saying that he just hoped to attract the attention of beautiful women in this way! He didn't really think Ellie was ugly!

This explanation is even worse, and his crime is aggravated.

Originally, it was only to offend your honorable Excellency, and now I admit that I have lewd thoughts, which is a sin plus one.

The dude said he was instigated and someone else had the idea.

Captain Bertram asked him to explain clearly, he only knew how the forum ID could be explained clearly? Such a crime has become more serious. He not only pleaded not guilty, but also made fun of the law enforcement team. He was originally a labor reformer, but now he is thrown into prison, and the countdown is one day.

Squatting in prison is even harder than reforming through labor. One of the reasons is that there is no time to go offline. Prison blocks all channels. You can see things like private chats or friends chatting flashing. Someone is looking for you, but you can’t check it, so you have to wait. After staying up for two hours, he was prompted that someone was looking for someone outside. He exited the game cabin to pick up the call, and was then scolded: "What the **** are you doing? The deputy T of the wasteland group went to prison like a fool. , now we have to delay the progress and wait for you! I said that I should concentrate on the dungeons for the past few days and not make trouble, do you not listen to me?"

"Oh, don't say it, don't delay my hanging time, I can come out as soon as I hang up."

"Okay, I'll let the snail do it for you. Whether you can get the position back in the future depends on your ability. How many times have I told you not to believe those brain-dead strategies? If the strategy is useful, why don't others? he!"

When this buddy in prison was taken away, all those who passed by heard it. They laughed wildly in the world, and some people found the post on the forum about Ellie's conjecture, and left a message to the buddy who suggested doing the opposite, saying, you Sin ah...

Why would you say such unreliable things seriously?

Some idiots will believe it!

[Let me tell you, the one who was arrested and detained was the deputy T of the main wasteland reclamation group of Longteng. I heard that he was a very naive man with a good operation and a particularly naive man. He messed up the Longteng plan like this. fried. ]

[I smell the conspiracy, this is probably the trick of the peak dynasty or the leading nobles! ]

[Do you think my Jagged Blood doesn't exist? Why can't I get my blood in your eyes? ]

[They are all rushing for time, Long Teng will never stop and wait for this guy for a day? ]

[Sure, the commander dared to throw the first pass and not wait for him? Must find someone else. ]

This follow-up Yu Xia is also in tears, Qiao Yue watched it with relish, he submitted two more loopholes while the heroine took the salted fish gang to the dungeon to open up the wasteland. The main planner and boss Yu Ze mentioned this person and said that the game is called "no food". Green Pepper, the player who is very close to Ellie, there is something wrong with this person. Yu Ze took the time to ask Yu Xia, how did she not eat green peppers? Know what he does?

"It's hard to generalize his abilities, what kind of person is he? Probably someone who can replace Brother Cheng's planning position. He saw at a glance that I was not an ordinary NPC. Players who are in a hurry to gain experience and rush tasks will not pay special attention to a certain NPC. The first time he came to the tavern, he just thought that Ellie was a good character. Later, he said that I exceeded the level of artificial intelligence that the current world can achieve, and asked me Is it played by a real person?"

Yu Xia made up this paragraph herself. As a layman, she was afraid that there would be a major bug when she said it. Seeing that her brother's reaction was mostly surprised, she felt relieved.

Yu Ze asked, "Xia Xia, did you admit it?"

Yu Xiaman was helpless: "I can't fool you. I think many of his analysis and suggestions on the game are quite good. You can listen to them."

"What did he analyze and what did he suggest? Tell the big brother too."

"I sound very difficult about your professional stuff. I can't remember it. Brother, do you want to consider accepting him into the team. I also think this game can be done better."

The dream of Yu Ze as the boss and Cheng Rui as the main planner is to make a classic game, and they are willing to attract more talents, provided that this person who does not eat green peppers must be a talent. Yu Ze pondered for a while, and asked his sister to contact this person to see if he could ask him to meet. Entrusted by the eldest brother, Yu Xia relayed the matter to Qiao Yue and asked him if he would like to meet?

Of course my brother-in-law can see: "Xia Xia, give your brother my communication number, and I'll talk to him via video."

Yu Ze, Cheng Rui and Qiao Yue had a three-way video, and they discussed the planning and production technology innovation of holographic games all night. It was Yu Ze and Cheng Rui who had a cup of coffee. Their brains were running at a high speed and they were very excited, and they were not sleepy at all.

"It's not that I'm conceited. I thought our game has reached the highest level of current technology, and there is no major optimization. Now I have to admit that this game can be done better. We are indeed not perfect."

Yu Ze is also asking Qiao Yue to ask him to join the creative team.

Qiao Yue is very willing in his heart. He said before that if he wants to make cute little fairies, he can directly invade and modify the data, but this approach will hurt not the players but the game company the most.

Each game has a complete story and mission chain. They form a logical and meticulous plot, just like a towering tree that has grown for hundreds of years. Branches are branched, and there are green leaves on the branches.

The same is true of the game. If you find the most critical point, the plot of the dungeon quest can be linked together. Forcibly modifying any one of them may abolish the plot line related to it and eventually cause the game to crash.

Things in the game can be solved with the methods in the game. It is not very responsible to crash a large-scale game that has been planned for several years for a small purpose. This is a huge blow to the main creative team and the game company. Not only that, the owner of the game company is still Yu Ze, and if the simple and rude game collapses, Xia Xia will wring his ears off.

It is out of this consideration that he just sniped at the cute little fairy twice, without reaching out to touch the data.

It is very good now. Yu Xia officially introduced Qiao Yue to Yu Ze, and Qiao Yue was also recognized by Yu Ze and Cheng Rui. The boss and the main planner invited him kindly, hoping that he could join us to improve the game and strive to open new expansion films in the future. more surprises for players.

Qiao Yue only needs to accept Yu Ze's invitation, he can openly and honestly fix the scattered bugs in the game, block the possibility of the reborn person taking advantage of the loopholes, and the plot, tasks, dungeons, and festival activities can be adjusted, as long as he has enough , and to ensure that the adjusted content is more engaging than the original.

At this moment, Qiao Yue already has a lot of ideas, and I really want him to change it. The good days of the cute little fairy will only last until the first expansion. The new expansion can directly return her to her original shape. After that, she It is really awesome to be able to stand on the top of the players with her own game ability. All aspects of optimization and upgrades can make her rebirth advantage no longer exist.

Qiao Yue was a little excited, but he didn't show it, he even pretended. Yu Ze and Cheng Rui really wanted to absorb him, they let go of some power and improved their treatment, so they persuaded Qiao Yue to let him nod.

When Yu Xia woke up, he found that his elder brother was a little tired, and asked, "Brother, you stayed up all night and didn't sleep?"

The previous excitement had passed, Yu Ze was a little tired, and wanted to accompany his sister to have breakfast and go to sleep. The two sat face to face to enjoy a nutritious breakfast, and Yu Ze said while eating, "The person you mentioned is indeed amazing. Big brother has invited him to join my creative team."

"Does he agree?"

"It took me a while to convince me."

Yu Xia put down his fork and asked, "Then will he still play games in the future?"

"This is not a conflict, like Cheng Rui is actually playing. Because he is a game developer, the purpose of playing the game is different from that of others. When we play the game, we don't deliberately take hidden missions or grab the first pass of the dungeon in front of other players. On the contrary, it is more about the experience of the dungeon experience activities, the experience of professional skills, the experience of operation, and the experience of playing the game by yourself. Only after you know what needs to be optimized, can you make the game better through version updates again and again. So don’t look at Cheng Rui’s participation in the whole game development. , he knows so much, and he can still enjoy it when he logs into the game as a player."

Yu Xia asked him what was Cheng Rui's name in the game?

"This is your brother Cheng's privacy. If you want to know, you have to ask him himself, but he probably won't tell you. Xia Xia, you don't know, Cheng Rui designed a very good game and played it really well. Just those dungeons. , Cheng Rui was the one who held him back during the test, and having a strategy wouldn't affect him kneeling in seconds."

After a few chats, Yu Ze was quietly relieved to see that the girl forgot about him staying up late.

Has Yu Xia really forgotten?

She didn't forget, before she went back to the room, she said don't stay up all night all the time, as a brother, you should lead by example.

"Last night was an exception. I really can't stop chatting, and I won't be able to stop in the future. Xia Xia, go play, brother, go back to your room to catch up."

When Yu Ze went out, Yu Xia sent a message to Qiao Yue asking him not to rush to the game and to sleep first.

After the message was sent, she waited for a while, but didn't reply, thinking that Qiao Yue must have fallen asleep, so she slowly entered the game.

At this time, the old one had already been pushed down by Mengmeng Fairy's Salted Fish Gang. Before Yu Xia came up, the system had just swiped the announcement. The discussion on the world channel was quite lively, and everyone was asking what was going on? How come the big gangs such as Longteng, Peak, Dominance, and Leader Noble did not overthrow the old one for a few days, but let the salted fish gang, who had no sense of existence, take the lead.

Some people say that the salted fish gang has a good sense of existence, but there are fewer elite gang members, and a few of their gang are often on TV. It is not surprising that they can push the old one down first.

The Salted Fish Gang was slower to level up and entered the dungeon late. Even if it was better than the other gangs with the help of the strategy, the actual time to overthrow the old one was only a little earlier than the other gangs.

Just because it's only a little bit faster, it's getting more and more irritating.

Especially on Longteng's side, they were only ten minutes away from each other. Seeing the boss who fell to the ground with a bang, the wasteland team felt aggrieved.

"If the idiot hadn't sent himself to jail and let us delay it for a while, we should have been able to finish it first."

"That's not the problem, the speed of the Salted Fish Gang is too fast, unreasonably fast." A girl who was the leader of the wasteland reclamation group and an influential girl in the Longteng Gang first thought of this.

The others immediately understood what she meant.

Their major gangs started playing the dungeon at the same time, and the progress was similar. The Salted Fish Gang entered the dungeon later than them, and they could push the old one first.

"Did someone send them a strategy?"

"This is also unreasonable, that kind of relatives and friends can still bury people in our big gang?"

"Are you saying that they are commanding bullshit?"

"Who is commanding?"

"Can't read the system announcement? The team led by the cute little fairy."

"Don't say it, drop and take a shot, rest in place and return to full state and continue to push, let's hurry up and don't waste time."

"..."

Regarding the fact that the Salted Fish Gang pushed the old one first, the reactions of the major gangs were similar. This first pass does not mean much to the small gangs of relatives and friends. Instead, it is a propaganda for the top gangs in the game. Chances are they can use this to advertise.

Someone went to a private chat with Mengmeng Fairy and asked her if she had participated in the internal test? Or is there an intelligence source?

The Peak Dynasty said to let her come over to bring the peak to get the first pass, and the real currency was calculated as the reward.

The cute little fairy was a little moved, but she still refused.

After measuring, she felt that she had to use some achievements to make herself famous, so that she would have more capital to talk to other gangs or negotiate business in the future. The 20th-level world copy is just an appetizer, and it can't be sold for a good price.

Thinking so, she continued to push people forward, and the cute little fairy still didn't know how dangerous her thoughts were. For her, everything relies on the advanced amount of information brought to her by rebirth. Her operation is medium and high, and she is relatively stable among female players. She mainly relies on equipment, and skill casting is relatively rigid, so she can't pick out major problems, but Lack of their own understanding, to put it bluntly, there is no spirituality. This kind of player push copy will be more stable, short in PK.

Mengmeng little fairies have already planned the future. First, make a name for themselves, get their own equipment, and lead the major gangs to make the first pass. Then prepare some gold coins, hoard a lot of materials that will increase in price later, and buy them at low prices. Sold at a high price.

With the popularity of this game in the next ten years, she can make a fortune by doing this, but now that the situation has changed, what will it be like if she continues to follow the original plan?

It is very likely that she successfully obtained the first pass of the 20th-level world dungeon and became famous, and then a large number of bugs in the game were blocked. She would find that the bugs she heard from others in her previous life were all deceptive. At the beginning, the dungeon and The task chain may not change much. When the new expansion piece comes out, the materials she has hoarded in several warehouses will not be able to rise in price, and the price may also drop. Want to sell a copy of Raiders? Want to sell hidden missions? You took the deposit and entered the dungeon and found that the fixed skill damage of the BOSS and the ultimate move were completely changed. The original strategy was directly scrapped. Then you have to use your own skills to lead others to get through.

At this stage, she can still taste some sweetness. She can try to get equipment as much as possible, and hurry up to exercise her operation and combat awareness. If she just eats the old money and seizes resources first, she will spit out all the food sooner or later, and her mentality will collapse in the end. , can't play.

Having the advantage of rebirth is a good thing, and over-reliance is not necessarily a good thing. The strategy gave her too much confidence, and many times even made her self-confident and self-righteous. She did not have to work hard to stand on the top of the pyramid and became a lucrative professional player in this game, which limited the improvement of her own ability. It's like saying that she didn't actually become stronger after the rebirth, and was busy trying to hide and take the lead. When one day your advanced strategy will become a waste of paper, you can fall as hard as you climb, and get back to the original shape overnight.

Yu Xia hadn't thought about these things. She wasn't very clear about the origin of the original body and the cute little fairy. After hearing A Yue's talk about not interacting with each other, she heard it and remembered it, that's all.

Qiao Yue has been digging pits, and he is really digging pits for people by his ability.

It was just in-game sniping before, but now it's directly into the planning team.

Qiao Yue went to bed when it was almost dawn, and woke up in the middle of the afternoon. When he saw Yu Xia's news, he thought that she should be in the game at the moment, so he didn't rush to reply, and took a few bites first. , pack up and lie down in the game cabin.

After getting up, he was on the second floor of the tavern. He leaned on the back of the sofa and sent a private chat to Yu Xia, saying that he had said a few words to Yu Ze last night.

[Private chat] Ellie: Did you get enough sleep? Have something to eat?

[Private chat] Don't eat green peppers: I did, I'm in good spirits now, what are you doing, Xia Xia?

[Private chat] Ellie: I'm watching the guests in the tavern make a bet, guess who can win the first pass, when you sleep, the cute fairy has passed the first one, and now she should be in front of the second one, Ayue, you didn't mean us Also to join in the fun? not going yet? Are you waiting for the strategy to come out?

[Private chat] Don't eat green peppers: When she gets through the dungeon, we won't play normal, we will go back to find a team and go directly to **** mode, drop it well and hide it.

Yu Xia found it strange that Qiao Yue never concealed his dislike for the cute little fairy, and he didn't even cause trouble? ?

[Private chat] Ellie: I thought you would rob her.

[Private chat] Don't eat green peppers: Give some sweetness first, let's play the game slowly.

After chatting for a while, Qiao Yue received a voice from Junzitan Dandan, saying that his cousin was in a panic, and asked Qiao Yue if he wanted anything. Thinking about it carefully, there is really no need. How do you think ordinary players can buy game planning? If he wants to be cool, he can enter the test server and drive the Invincible.

Qiao Yue held the back of the sofa and thought for a long time, but couldn't come up with it. He sat down and thought for a long time, and said, "I don't particularly want anything."

"I said, brother Qingjiao, don't do this to me! I took my cousin's quest, let me tell you, the chief noble is absolutely sincere, think about what is missing, the gold coins in the game or the real coins are all You can bring it up."

"I'm not short of money."

"Then what are you missing? It can't be a lack of love, right? Looking for a big-breasted girl to warm you up?"

After he finished speaking, he was almost blocked again, but fortunately, he admitted his mistakes quickly, so he didn't recommend himself to the blacklist.

The gentleman wiped his sweat and said, "Just kidding, don't get excited, I said you really didn't pursue a game? You don't want anything?"

"Your cousin really wants to hide the boss so much? I can give it away for free. Just one condition. Have you ever heard of Mengmeng Fairy?"

"Why don't you ask? The old one who was just pushed to the outpost of the dungeon, is there anyone who doesn't know her in the full server?"

"You just ask Guizhou Fanghe to kill her eight times ten times."

"Why the hell? You have a grudge against this woman?"

"She is very annoying. She sends me private chats every day like a MLM boss."

"Isn't it good to have beauties around? I've been in the game for so long, and I don't know a few of the girls."

"...She and your cousin came here for the same purpose. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. You can just ask Guizhou Fanghe to do it."

After Qiao Yue finished speaking, he hung up the voice. The gentleman was stunned for a while and quickly passed the news back to his cousin. Guizhou Fanghe was puzzled, and he felt that the logic didn't make sense.

Mengmeng Fairy is here to ask to hide the boss, just reject her without eating green peppers, why would you rather give the boss out for nothing and mess with her? Could this be a feud? "Dandan, help me ask him, is it all you need to kill people for two levels? Does the bounty hit? Also, what does it mean to give away? Drop it to us? He won't take it?"

The gentleman said with a bitter face: "Cousin, please don't let me spread the word, he will annoy me to death if you are such a green pepper, and he will block me when he turns back, and I was finally released."

Okay, Guizhou Fanghe tried to throw a voice to Qiao Yue, and Qiao Yue took it.

He went straight to the point and asked his doubts.

Qiao Yue said that it doesn't matter whether he kills himself or offers a reward, as long as the person dies, the boss will give it away for free, and he will not pick it up if it falls.

"Okay, that's it."

This return to Zhou Fanghe didn't tell anyone else. He directly talked to his good brother, God of War in Black. After the negotiation, he offered money to his cousin Dandan to help him hang an anonymous bounty. The Assassin League was very excited, and they were all talking about cuteness. The cute little fairy is afraid that this time, several major gangs will be angered.

This is good!

There must be hatred in the game to make a fortune.

It's great to see the cute little fairies, and the heads are quite valuable.

The salted fish gang is still in the dungeon, and they haven't come out yet. The thieves who came to make a fortune are already hiding in ambush and ready to slap people's heads at any time. This time, there are not too many ambush the cute fairy, or because the bounty is rich and safe to receive the task asked two brothers to help.

After the bounty quest is sent out, you have to work hard, and you can only take it by yourself, but some people are not good at it. There is cooperation within the Assassin Alliance. If you receive the quest, please ask your brothers for help, and you will share the money after you finish it. Last time, Qiao Yue's head was smashed like this, but because no props were revealed, the order was not completed in the end. This time, there are fewer people coming to squat Mengmeng Fairy. No matter how you look at it, three assassins explode at the same time, and they can't kill a nurse? She would have to kneel down without a chance to add blood.

The people who came to lick people's heads squatted early, but they squatted for a long time before they came out. Instead, they made a system announcement. The second child of the rebel dungeon outpost was also pushed away by the Xianyu Gang.

The commanders and managers of the major gangs frowned so much that they could kill flies, thinking in their hearts that they were going to push it to the end today?

People kept chatting privately with the cute little fairy, telling her to stop pushing and asking how much the first pass was sold.

It didn't make sense there.

Fortunately, even if there is a strategy, it is not easy to fight for the first time. The first and second children have died many times. In addition, this dungeon and the third child are the most difficult. The third child's health reaches 80%. There are people in the wasteland group. There are no more times, there is no other way, only to wait for the next day after the number of copies is refreshed.

Before going out, Fairy Mengmeng encouraged everyone in the gang, saying that they were doing well. The members of the Salted Fish Gang quit the dungeon one after another, and just after they went out, Fairy Mengmeng was hit by a sap by the thieves ambushing at the door of the dungeon. A thief broke out and took her away directly. The others didn't have time to save them, and they wanted to fight back. The thief hid for a few seconds, then turned and slipped away.

When Qiao Yue was offered a reward, he squatted in Sunset City. Killing people in the city would attract the law enforcement team. As soon as the law enforcement team came, if you did not resist, you would be sentenced on the spot and you would be judged on the spot.

It doesn't matter what the game is like if he can squat, Qiao Yue himself has no pursuit in the game.

But the cute little fairy is different, she can't leave the city.

The previous one had just been submitted for a reward, and the second one had just been posted, and the Assassin League was whistling.

"Dragon Peak, they want to take her down to level 20 so that she can't enter the dungeon? If so, it's better to hang her bounty than to hang other people in her gang, isn't it better to kill?"

As soon as he finished speaking, someone came to hang up a string, and all the members of the Xianyu Gang dungeon wasteland reclamation group were recruited.

The big gang that these thieves thought of also thought of it.

Since she doesn't sell the first pass, then beat her head to hold her back. If you want to download a copy, you have to run the map, and you can't send it directly in the wild.

There is a tacit understanding between the big gangs on the server. They will default to fair competition and do not use this method. Otherwise, no one will be able to win the battle, and the result will only be a lose-lose. Obviously, from the top five big gangs, the Salted Fish Gang is not the same level as them. Since they can't agree on anything, then everyone should use their abilities. Since the bounty feature is open in the game, it is reasonable to spend money to buy people's heads.

Fairy Mengmeng was still pondering who was most likely to hang on to her, when she found that a bunch of them were confused and dead in the gang.

When I asked what was going on, the thieves in the gang said that there seemed to be a big gang that would put a bounty on them and wanted to delay their progress in land reclamation.

You don't need to ask to know that she is anonymous. Fairy Mengmeng can only ask everyone in the gang not to leave the city for the time being, thinking that she will have to make them vomit blood in the future, and the account will be settled sooner or later.