Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Looking at Chao Chao crying with blood on his face, some dog friends complained that Erha was really used to doing it like this.

[After the pet store closed, this one in my family was also sad for a few days. I felt that showing it that video was drinking poison to quench its thirst. If I didn’t give it, the dog would be normal after a few days. Don't talk about pets, let's talk about us, the banhua you have a crush on is getting married, and you are invited to attend her wedding. It's hard to feel uncomfortable. How many days can you feel uncomfortable? To put it bluntly, isn't that the case! 】

Xiang Chao: …

[You're right, but your **** Samoyed, my **** husky, can this be compared? 】

Xiang Chao glanced at the silly dog ​​who had been pushed down on the floor by himself, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought. He thought and thought, and sent a private message to Guanbo of the Monkey Sanctuary, asking if they were short of watchdogs?

Guan Bojun looked bewildered, and Xiang Chao sent a picture of a silly dog, saying that he decided to lend his husky to the reserve and let it contribute to the protection of wild animals, to protect the monkeys and the young lady.

I've received a lot of private messages recently, and I'm the first one to talk like this. There is a row of question marks on Guan Bojun's head. I really want to know who gave him the courage to make such a decision unilaterally? Let the walking emoji come to see the door, it is afraid that it will only guard and steal! It can fight with baby monkeys!

People are still wondering if the big brother is crazy or really crazy. Xiang Chao has already begun to pour bitter water, saying that although his husky is naughty, he is also a good and positive dog. The dog has changed! It unilaterally fell in love with the little sister in the pet store, but the little sister was so happy that she patted her **** and walked away. How the **** is this okay?

Xiang Chao can't wait to pick up a 40-meter knife and cut it at the monkey sanctuary. He also said that since the pet store closed, the husky announced that he had lost his love.

[I've said so much, why don't you make a statement? 】

After waiting for a while, the other side replied: [Cough, I just went to the side and laughed for a while, buddy, are you finished telling the story? Then say it! 】

【Ha ha. 】

It seemed that he had finished speaking, and Guan Bojun replied to him, saying that asking Husky to quit Miss and Sister is like asking you to quit smoking and drinking.

[…Don’t fix these useless things, just say what to do! Are you going to take in my dog? Do you want it to watch the door. 】

[Don't accept, don't. 】

[I just went to sharpen the kitchen knife, I didn't hear it, you said it again! 】

Guan Bojun smiled and said no.

[I'm going to the Animal Protection Association to complain to you! 】

Guan Bojun squinted, go go, you go quickly. I haven't heard of any wildlife sanctuary that has a guard dog, but if you keep a guard dog, you would choose a husky? Animals like huskies, don't they bark fiercely at their owners, turn around and wag their tails to welcome others into the house?

To be reasonable, Xiang Chao didn't think the other party would agree. He was prepared to fail. After being rejected, he was still angry, especially the smile and squinting, which made Xiang Chao feel like he was mentally retarded.

Youdao who keeps what kind of dog, just look at the husky to know the virtues of the owner. He really wasn’t joking with the official blog of the monkey sanctuary, Xiao Kawai. Xiang Chao turned around and went to the Animal Protection Association, saying that he was going to complain about the red one. The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary that does not recognize people and discriminate against his dog.

Xiang Chao edited a lot of content, sent a large paragraph, and read his three words after reading it:

Wang Wang Wang?

No, man, are you kidding me? You didn't mean to mess with us?

To super righteous words to show that he is serious! His dog is manic because of lovelorn, why is he brokenhearted? Just because the monkey sanctuary poached the lady from the pet store!

The staff of the Animal Protection Association listened to him, and the whole person was in a trance. They replied that the relationship problem was mainly mediation by the neighborhood committee. stay strong.

Xiang Chao clutched his chest and reiterated: It's not a simple emotional issue! I said I would lend huskies to them for free to watch the gate, but they still don't like it. Isn't this species discrimination? Your association can't only protect those rare animals that are on the verge of extinction, but also think about raising a dog in our family. Look at my dog, which is so young and helpless. Would you have the heart not to help it?

The Animal Protection Association carefully recalled the whole picture of the husky, and the focus was on the dog face that was born with sarcasm. I'm sorry, I really didn't see any helplessness.

【Sir, we deeply sympathize with your experience... 】

This hands-on speech is wrong! Xiang Chao hurriedly interrupted, asking if you care? Quickly give a key warning to the monkey sanctuary, preferably a demerit! Then walk your dog over there.

[The content of your complaint is beyond our jurisdiction. 】

Xiang Chao couldn't help but want to spray him. He was so angry that he made a row of angry expressions.

[Sorry, the user you called is not in the service area. 】

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Xiang Chao and his dog looked at each other affectionately for three seconds, then took screenshots of the two conversations and resolutely shared them on his hot forum post. He used his own experience to tell the majority of dog friends, never take your dog there Any pet store may be so unlucky that you meet the second dog master. And the customer service brother of the monkey sanctuary and the animal protection association was blown up. They hooked up with Pongbi to bully the poor **** shoveling officer who was shivering in the corner, and even if they bullied him, they even questioned the husky's opinion. Home ability!

Dogs are our faithful friends! As long as it is a dog, how can it not watch the house?

Xiang Chao thought that he was so familiar with the friends who came to Shuitie on a regular basis, and everyone would definitely speak for him.

He was obviously thinking too much.

As soon as he finished refreshing, he found that the gloating people had already queued up, hahaha, and they would publish several pages hahaha in the next half day.

[My buddy, your thoughts are very dangerous. I don’t dare to let the husky watch the house and reason. I’m really afraid that a thief will pass by outside, and it will ask people to come in! 】

[Having known each other for so long, I thought I knew enough about the landlord. Now it seems that this understanding is still too one-sided... The landlord is not funny, he is mentally retarded. 】

[Sorry for the monkey sanctuary and the Animal Protection Association, it was our hospital that didn't take him seriously and let him run out and make a crime. 】

[Hahahaha I can smell Guan Bojun's desperation across the screen. I feel that what people want to say in their hearts is: What sin did I do to get on such a beast? ? ? 】

[I don't know how these two families would feel when they learned that the landlord had taken the lead to hang them up. 】

Really enthusiastic netizens passed the word, and the official blog of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary posted a close-up expression of a baby monkey with tears in his eyes, and asked other rare animal protection bases in Aite, would you agree with this kind of thing?

You let the lady out! Let me out and I agree!

Huskies are so handsome and handsome, why don't they agree?

agree! we agree!

This is the great brotherhood between the major protected areas... The melon-eating crowd almost choked to death. The Giant Panda Base complained, "In the past, they always complained about the black-and-white fat man who protected the golden monkey. Re-work style is not practical at all, either in grabbing news or on the way to grab news. Now everyone can see that the monkey with the beer belly didn't go anywhere, but you can tell by looking at it, how can it still be simple with lipstick like that?

Originally, Xiang Chao was a fool in daily life, but now it has evolved into two major national treasures. Yu Xiagang taught the baby monkeys to kick, and after watching them walk twice, he felt that it was almost the same, and signaled the cameraman to stop work, and then began to praise the monkeys who performed well, hugged and killed them, and sent the monkeys away after she hugged them. , only then did a colleague come over to gossip and say, "Yu Xia, look at Weibo, it's too lively on Weibo."

Yu Xia didn't touch the phone in a hurry, she took a few sips of water before asking what was going on.

"Didn't you open a pet shop in N City before? Do you remember a customer who raised a husky? He was funny again with the emoji fight before."

Yu Xia, who raised Erha, remembers one...

It's Xiang Chao.

She unlocked her phone and looked at it. After reading Pu Chi, she laughed. Huskies are used to it. Xiang Chao is used to it more than other brothers are used to girlfriends. One of them is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. They said they would give it to the reserve. When the watchdog is amusing you.

Earlier, a guest had persuaded Xiang Chao to take care of his dog. Yu Xia felt that Xiang Chao was enjoying it. He lived alone. The dog was too good, but it was too quiet. It would be better to be noisy.

Netizens have had enough of the melons of the national treasure competition, and it is almost time to watch. They hurriedly slipped back to the official blog page of the Yunnan Golden Monkey Reserve and waited for today's military training video. Today's Yu Xia didn't disappoint. Today's baby monkeys are still funny. Their straight steps are really heavy, and the flesh on their belly is shaking every time they step out. The girl who has a fat boyfriend at home couldn't help but glanced aside. The monkey baby's beer belly looks so handsome, how can it be wrong to move it to her boyfriend?

Boyfriend has not yet received the signal next to him, they are waving the flag and shouting, patting their thighs and saying if they see it, fat man also has spring!

At the time of military training, it was said that wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs can attract attention. Look at this group of monkeys, which one meets this standard? But it's more popular than your uniformed soldiers!

What's wrong with getting fat?

Every fat man is a potential stock! Not sure what day it will soar into the sky!

The monkey baby's military training diary dealt a heavy blow to the graduates who were about to enter the university campus. The instructor in charge of the military training raised the standard in his heart, thinking that he couldn't let the half-baked young lady and the group of monkeys she brought compare. . Not to mention, some monkeys in the phalanx are really savvy and learn their movements well and fast.

This video is popular all over the country in the hot summer, and it will be reposted crazily after it is updated every day. As long as you watch it, you will almost always recommend it to relatives and friends. Official media and various bloggers also recommend it in turn. You can see flaming red lips emojis everywhere. Merchants are also catching up with the popularity, and they have launched a lot of products in the shape of golden monkeys. Slippers, pillows, mobile phone cases, messenger bags, etc. are also selling very well.

There will also be 12 episodes of Monkey Baby's military training video. After the 12 episodes, there will be a report performance. That one will be handed over to Qiao Yue for the later stage and will be broadcast on the day of the Army Founding Day.

Seeing that the videos were released one by one, many instructors stood up to speak for Yu Xia, praised her for her heart, and it was really not easy to train a group of monkeys like this, and it would be impossible for anyone else to complete it. During the entire training process, what they saw was not only the monkeys' intelligence, but also their superb learning and imitation ability, as well as Yu Xia's good temper and patience.

Baby monkeys are actually like naive children. They are lively and willful, and have poor self-control. They are curious, but often difficult to persevere.

Children can at least understand what you are saying. The monkeys can't understand. Yu Xia can teach them. It's really amazing. It's no exaggeration to say that she is a big boss.

The audience also likes these little monkeys very much, although some of them will suddenly make trouble, some will always turn around, some are habitually slow, and they are learning to run to find food when they are hungry... Seeing them suddenly make mistakes, the audience The friend knew what was going to happen next. Yu Xia opened a small stove for it alone, and the monkey baby cried aggrieved.

Accidents happen every day, a few are stupid every day, and the audience still likes them.

After all 12 episodes were aired, Guan Bojun said that they received costumes donated by well-wishers and reported that there were surprises in the performance. This Weibo post is also accompanied by a picture of a neatly dressed little monkey carrying a toy gun. It looked in the direction of the camera with wide eyes, and it was not too fashionable to wear army green and red lips.

[Comparing the slightly fat monkey baby and the slightly fat my husband, who also wear military uniforms, why is the gap so big? 】

[This comparison photo tells us that if I don't look good, don't make excuses that I'm just fat. You don't carry the lazy meat on this pot. 】

[So how long does it take to see the video of the performance report? Damn I can't wait! 】

[I feel my conscience and say that this is the first time I look forward to the Army Day. I usually look forward to the May 1st National Day and the New Year. 】

[Silent +1, I feel like I will see a particularly wonderful performance. By the way, I ask Pineapple Station. They have finished their 12-day military training diaries. Why haven't you been on the African grassland? 】

Pineapple station grimaced and pretended to be dead, and it had to last for a few more weeks, and now it's even worse.

Yu Xia's life in the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary was very happy, and Qiao Yue, he thought the old man was too annoying, so he slipped out of Beijing to go to Yu Xia after staying with him for a few more days. When the old man called to scold him, he still plausibly said that this is not to send costumes, but also to help with the post-production process, so he must not go there in person?

He also asked in turn who asked for that much? For a while, I will promote this monkey to be the leader, and then I will give that monkey a little red flower. I also said that the performance of the report is better than the previous twelve episodes. Let the foreigners who have opened their eyes recently see that the monkeys in our country are better than yours. The regular army will also play straight steps.

Not only Mr. Qiao, his old friends were all helping Yu Xia to design a routine for reporting the performance, and they were still arguing for a few days.

All of these people have the right to speak, and they also have a sense of participation. The opinions they put forward every day will be fed back to Yu Xia through Qiao Yue, so that she can adjust it in time. Because of their participation from the beginning to the end, and Qiao Yue's wife in charge of training the monkeys, these people have higher expectations for the report performance in the reserve than the August 1st party, and they also look forward to netizens' evaluation of the report performance.

Hearing that Qiao Yue said that he was going to help Zhangyan, the old man reluctantly accepted this statement, and asked him if he could do it in the later stage.

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Yu Xia gave up the glorious starship to protect the monkey. Qiu Xunjie also knew that he felt that there was something wrong with his ex-girlfriend's brain, but he didn't care about complaining. After he came out of the detention center, he became a bird of fear, and he was afraid every day. Can't care about anything.

After being beaten that day, Qiu Xunjie contacted his mother. After meeting, he asked how much bail he had paid. Is the hotel still open? Why is there such a commotion outside? Why didn't he arrange for someone to pick him up after all the trouble?

"Mom, do you know that I was almost beaten to death!"

In front of his own mother, Qiu Xunjie's conditioned reflex was to complain and complain. His mother didn't comfort him at the first time, and didn't care about his injury. She rushed up and beat him, scolding while beating: "That ex-girlfriend of yours is worse than Lianmao! You asked me to go to her and tell her I'm sure to help, but what's the result? My age even made her humiliated! She is not a human being, she bullied us so much because she was famous, and even bought the lottery station boss to perjury and say that she bought your winning lottery ticket!"

Hearing the winning lottery ticket with his own ears, Qiu Xunjie didn't even bother to cry out in pain. He panicked and urged Mother Qiu: "Mom, tell me from the beginning, what did you do? Why did you get involved in the lottery?"

"What did you ask me? What did she do!"

Qiu Xunjie was full of thoughts that he was done with what happened back then. He didn't care to appease his mother at all. He growled angrily, "If you tell me, just tell me! What the **** is going on!"

Seeing that her son's eyes were all red and bloodshot, and his face was ashen, Mother Qiu swallowed the cry that came to her mouth, and said the whole thing again.

After speaking, Qiu Xunjie picked up the teacup and slammed it against the wall.

"I asked you to play emotional cards to ask her for help. That's how you did it? You know how to find the media to break the news! Why don't you stab me with a knife? You killed me!!"

Qiu's mother also said that it is a society governed by the rule of law, and it is reasonable to travel all over the world: "Don't look at her popularity, and there are many people who support her, isn't she still guilty? Otherwise, why would she pretend to talk about the lottery? You care about it? I bah! You bought the lottery ticket, what does it have to do with her? If it is really like what she said, a fool will let others go, and you have to get the money back!"

What Qiu Xunjie told his mother was indeed that he was lucky enough to win the prize, so he was afraid that his mother was not serious and missed out.

It's alright now, but nothing leaked from her mouth. She believed 100% of what her son said. She really felt that it was Yu Xia's shameless attack on her ex-boyfriend... She had a lot of confidence to fight with people, and asked them how well you could sleep at night. sleepy? Say you are so patient, you sue me!

Thinking about his mother's usual way of doing things, and with her explanation just now, Qiu Xunjie was sweating so badly and having a headache, he felt a chill in his heart.

Qiu Xunjie fell down on the sofa, holding his head for a long time without responding, his mother panicked, and hurriedly sat next to him, reached out to probe his forehead, and asked his son what happened to you.

Qiu Xunjie waved away the hand she reached out to, and said in despair, "We're done, we're done."

"Don't be afraid, son, as long as you don't do it, the police will give us justice!"

"I did. Yu Xia didn't say nonsense. She bought the 30 million lottery ticket. After I found out, I stole it back and broke up with her. This is retribution, it is retribution."

Mother Qiu was really panicked at this time. She couldn't believe what she heard. She grabbed her son's arm and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said that we spent her money in the past two years. Wouldn't she have done her best if she didn't tell me?"

"Then why didn't you tell Mom? You told me I could do this?"

"What do you want me to say about this kind of thing?" Qiu Xunjie was too lazy to talk nonsense any more. He was paralyzed on the sofa, thinking about what would happen to his classmates if it happened like this? What will his friends think of him? How will you go out in the future?

Qiu Xunjie really didn't expect that his biggest somersault would be on her mother's side.

Over there, Mother Qiu was also very stunned. She muttered to herself for a long time: "I don't know, if I knew, I would have gone to the temple to light a safety lamp for her and thank her for supporting our family. You said that you bought the lottery ticket yourself. , the result is not. Then you said you didn't have 10 million and you said you didn't borrow money, shouldn't you..."

Mother Qiu cried a lot, thinking of Yu Xia's tolerant attitude while crying, she couldn't care to wipe her tears and looked at her son: "If that's the lottery ticket she bought, we took her 30 million, why did she raise her hand Son, do you think she still misses you? You go to catch up with her and ask her to help us. If she is willing to help us, I will agree with you two to get back together!"

Qiu Xunjie's face was strange: "As you said, Yu Xia is so popular now that Hollywood directors are begging her to make movies, can she miss me?"

"If you don't understand women, you will be blind for the rest of your life. If you go into a fire pit, you have to stay in the fire pit and have to stay in it and refuse to come out! Don't you act like that in TV dramas? Otherwise, you can explain to me why she Just let us go lightly?"

Qiu Xunjie thought that Yu Xia was not like that, and it was easy to soften his heart when he thought of old feelings.

His expression was very embarrassed, and Mother Qiu felt that she was right. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was the case. This woman, once she fell in love with someone, she would do anything for you. Thinking about how rich Hollywood stars are, if Yu Xia promised Hollywood, wouldn't she have money to pay off her debts if she went to film? Not only can I replace my debts, but my life will be better in the future. Thinking of this, Mother Qiu urged Qiu Xunjie to quickly clean up and contact Yu Xia.

"You're not going? You're not going to tell your mom!"