Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

The swimming pool shone with golden light under the rising sun. Temari stood beside the swimming pool, quietly observing the surroundings.

Tall willow trees provide shade, and cicadas chirp and frogs chirp. Behind it, there seems to be a teaching building like a ninja school, but it is taller and wider.

"What on earth is this place?"

"Did that ninja use genjutsu on me again?"

When Temari was at a loss, an excited voice suddenly sounded in her ears.

"Are you a real person?"

Turning to look behind her, Temari's pupils shrank at that familiar touch of golden hair, and she took a few steps back in fear. When she was about to use chakra, she found that there seemed to be none.

Right

How to use illusion.

"Wuhu!"

Naruto laughed happily. After all, living here alone was too depressing, and now he finally had someone to relieve his fatigue.

If he had known that this diploma was so deceptive, Naruto would not have wanted it.

This thing has brought Naruto's consciousness and body into this space for several years. Although he has not grown taller and his figure has not changed, he has actually stayed in this space for five years. , and today is his eighteenth birthday.

Of course, not everything has been accomplished in the past few years, Naruto has been learning.

This school is not a serious school, and the things taught are not serious.

He didn't learn any big characters, but he became proficient in the techniques, such as the Awei Shiba style. Now Naruto can't do it very smoothly.

Just short of actual combat.

"Hahaha, don't run away, I won't eat you." Naruto said as he walked towards Temari.

However, at this moment, the radio on the teaching building suddenly sounded.

"A malicious person appears. Please ask student Uzumaki Naruto to defeat the malicious Temari. Otherwise, the graduation certificate will not be issued."

"Combat uniforms have been distributed, please start fighting!"

The next moment, Naruto saw Temari changing clothes out of thin air.

The ninja costume on his body disappeared.

A white professional shirt wraps up a fairly plump figure. The lower body is a black straight skirt, black stockings, and black thin pointed-toe high-heeled shoes to form a black three-piece suit, which perfectly outlines the curves of the well-proportioned and slender legs.

At this moment, Temari looked a little confused, and she didn't understand why these strange-looking things appeared in the genjutsu.

Especially this pair of shoes, they look good, but they are extremely uncomfortable to walk on.

"What's the name of this illusion? It's so real!"

At this moment, Temari still thought it was an illusion, and she didn't panic even when she saw Uzumaki Naruto rushing towards her.

After all, if you are in an illusion, what's the use of panicking?

The broadcast just now said that she wanted to fight, but she couldn't even use chakra. I guess this illusion was just to get her beaten.

Temari thought so.

until

Naruto rushed over, and he took the sexy Temari into his arms. In an instant, Temari straightened up.

When her head was empty, Naruto's hands were already on her thighs.

Temari's legs were relatively well-proportioned and tight, which meant she was relatively thin. After putting on stockings, they were slippery. Naruto touched her legs and stood on tiptoes.

The warm breath hit her face, making Temari's soul tremble. She pushed Naruto away and whispered, "What are you going to do?"

But Naruto had no time to answer her. Only by issuing a diploma could he escape from this damn world.

He continued to get closer to Temari, raised his lips and kissed her on the lips.

They could clearly feel the warmth and delicacy of their lips, and the mental pleasure hit Naruto and Temari's brains.

"Asshole, get out of here!" Temari instinctively pushed Naruto away again.

She had never been in love before, but it was hard to accept when she had such intimate behavior with a man.

"."

For several days in a row, Temari played a game with Naruto, where she ran away and he chased her, and she couldn't fly.

It wasn't until the seventh day that Temari chose not to escape and face Naruto directly.

"."

"Hmm!" In the Hokage's office, Tsunade was busy until late at night and finally finished handling the first day's affairs. She stretched herself and returned home with Shizune who was equally tired.

But just as Tsunade was washing up and getting ready to sleep, she frowned and turned to look to the left.

I saw that Yuhi Hong and Mitarashi Anko had stopped in the courtyard.

"What's the matter?" Tsunade was really irritated. She was almost exhausted from being the Hokage, but someone came looking for her in the middle of the night.

If she didn't give an explanation, she would definitely teach these two people a lesson.

Seeing Tsunade's expression look bad, Yuhi Kurenai and Mitarashi Anko's expressions became even more bitter.

The situation is urgent and this matter must not be hidden.

After looking at each other, Yuhi Kurenai finally stood up and said nervously: "Hokage-sama, Temari from Sunagakure Village is missing."

"What the hell?"

"That's right, Feng Ying's daughter is missing."

"Aren't people under your care? Where else can they go?"

Tsunade's face was very ugly, almost sparks were coming out, while Yuhi Kurenai and Mitarashi Anko faced her power, they bent down and bowed, unable to stand up.

"What are you still doing? Go and notify the Ministry of Defense to get her back to me."

"As you command!"

After receiving Tsunade's words, Yuhi Kurenai and Mitarashi Anko immediately left.

Tsunade felt her eyelids twitching. This was her first day as the successor, and she had just gotten a rough idea of ​​the situation in the village.

As a result, such a big thing happened.

It felt as if God was deliberately against her.

At this moment, she had a suspect.

"Could it be, it's that old beast Danzo?"

That night, Konoha's interrogation department and defense department were in chaos, and the roots were quite unstable.

On the other side, Shikamaru, who loved sleeping, was picked up by someone in the family and asked him and several others to participate in the search for someone.

After arriving, I discovered that they were basically acquaintances. As long as he was there, Chouji and Ino, who were both Inogacho, would naturally not be able to run away.

Hinata, Kiba, and Shino from Class 8 were also there, as well as Hyuga Neji, Rock Lee, and the girl with the round head whom they had met in the Chunin Exam before.

There is one person missing from Class 7 alone.

"What is gay?"

Shikamaru walked up to his brother Sasuke and asked: "Where is that guy Naruto?"

Sasuke raised his eyebrows: "How would I know? Don't you have a very good relationship? You can ask him yourself."

"." Shikamaru pursed his lips: "Forget it if you don't say anything."

Not being able to hear Naruto's news, Hinata pursed her lips and frowned a little.

It has been more than a month since I last saw Naruto-kun. Although he said something outrageous last time, I still miss him very much.

"Are you talking about Uzumaki Naruto?" At this time, a long-legged lady with makeup similar to Inuzuka Kiba came out of the darkness.

If they didn't know each other, probably no one would think of her as Inuzuka Kiba's sister.

After all, the difference in appearance is indeed quite big.

Her name is Inuzuka Hana, the leading ninja of this genin search team.

Seeing Inuzuka Hana, Ino, who had long been unable to suppress his doubts, asked: "Sister Hana, why is it that this time everyone from our class is here, only Naruto is missing?"

"Do you know the new Hokage Tsunade-sama who took office today?"

Ino nodded.

Inuzuka Hana continued: "Tsunade-sama seems to have a good relationship with him. She specifically told me that today is Naruto's birthday and asked me not to call him."

"Eh!"

"Naruto's birthday?"

For this group of boys and girls, Naruto's birthday deserves more attention than finding Princess Sunagakure.

There was a lot of discussion for a while.

Ino: "Naruto, that guy didn't even tell me his birthday. It's so abominable."

Sakura: "That's right, I didn't even tell you, so I don't know what to do with it."

Hinata: "I don't know either."

Listening to the discussion among his friends, Shikamaru scratched his head.

"How about a make-up birthday present for Naruto tomorrow?"

"Forget it, it's too much trouble!"

Even when the genin team set out to look for Temari, no one noticed that it wasn't just Temari who was missing tonight.

Even the village's nuclear weapon, Uzumaki Naruto, and the ANBU's Uzuki Yuugao were missing.

At this moment, there was no one on Naruto's little bed.

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Spring turns to winter, and a whole year passes.

"Naruto, how long do you want us to stay in this world?" Temari's fair face was full of worry.

A long, long time has passed, and she can no longer tell whether this is reality or an illusion.

"I don't know either." Naruto blinked, not knowing when the cheating graduation certificate would be issued.

No matter how much you continue, you will go crazy sooner or later.

"Alas~!" Temari sighed, turned her gaze away, and looked at Naruto, who was half a head shorter than herself, with her pale eyes.

This world is a strange one, with plenty of food, plenty of water, and plenty of clothing.

There are books, TVs, refrigerators, game consoles and other entertainment facilities, but the only people are her and Naruto.

He rubbed his hands and exhaled a thin puff of mist.

Temari took Naruto's hand and put it in her palm, then turned over and pressed his palm on the classroom desk, with a slight blush on her originally fair face.

The charming fragrance wafted everywhere in the classroom, and Naruto seemed to see peach-colored clouds in the sky.

"Naruto, I miss you so much."

Temari bent down to unbutton Naruto's collar. Even though she was used to living with Naruto, her heartbeat would still speed up every time she looked at Naruto.

Naruto smiled lightly, placed his palm on Temari's black stocking thigh and rubbed it carefully.

Temari's legs were a little cold, but Naruto's hands were warm, and soon he also covered Temari's legs to warm them up.

Just like Temari's first fear and fear, her subsequent habits, and now Temari's infatuation with him.

No matter how cold your heart is, it has become warm after such a long time.

In this moment of complete silence, the strong wind blows outside.

The broadcast in the teaching building rang again after a year.

"A well-intentioned person appears, please ask the student Naruto Uzumaki to lead the well-intentioned Uzuki Yuyan into the apprenticeship. Upon success, a graduation certificate will be awarded."

The moment Uzuki Xiyan came in, she saw Naruto and Temari kissing.

Her filter on Naruto shattered.