King’s Kingdom

"The King's Kingdom (

"It's because you are too heavy!" Kritidosi said speechlessly.

"I'm not alone in this bed, you're also there, don't you think you're light?" Theodosius replied angrily.

This is true. Critidos's height is 1.86 meters, and her weight is close to 100 kilograms. It is really not light among women, or it should be said that it is the weight of a chariot.

It's just that her body has a relatively high muscle content, so she is more ornamental in appearance.

"Go to hell!" Critidos was tired of Theodosius at this point.

I always feel uncomfortable when I am happy, and I can always come up with some ingenious new tricks to make myself angry.

However, for the sake of being happy enough just now, Critidos chose to forgive her mentally handicapped husband.

"Aren't you really hungry?" Theodosius tore off a hind leg of lamb and gnawed it with relish. He tore off a large piece of mutton in one bite, chewed it a few times in his mouth and swallowed it.

"I'm not hungry!" At this time, Critidos really said to her husband angrily like a normal woman.

"Okay!" Theodosius ripped off another chunk of flesh.

Critidos swallowed, scolding Theodosius in her heart.

"Grumbling..."

In this room with only chewing sounds, such a sound is very harsh.

Kritidos' ears also turned red in an instant, and even her neck was flushed.

Theodosius looked at Critidos with great interest. Although he did not stop or say anything, his playful expression still made Critidos break the defense.

"I'm hungry! What if I'm hungry! You're really annoying!" Kritidosi's expression was distorted, maybe she could really snap out the three rooms and two halls with her toes.

Seeing her furious appearance, Theodosius wanted to laugh even more.

Although he was not yet twenty years old before he crossed into this world, he was an adult male with a sound IQ after all. How could he be a completely straight man of steel? Although he was straight, his emotional intelligence was still in place.

In the past life, I still needed the protection of a straight steel man to protect my rights and interests from being infringed by female boxers. In this life, I am simply a powerful king. Whoever dares to punch me will kill anyone, of course, there is no need to be that kind of straight steel man.

In fact, before the marriage, Theodosius showed a relatively gentleman image. Since the two became familiar with each other after their marriage, Critidos's true form was revealed.

After all, she is only an eighteen-year-old girl this year, and it is unrealistic to say how mature she is.

Ever since Theodosius really unintentionally launched the Iron Man attack, which made Critidos furious, he fell in love with this feeling, so he often teased his wife like this.

However, he was very measured every time, and in the end he would always find a way to remedy it. The two of them quickly warmed up in the wrangling again and again. I believe that if Critidos knew the truth, even if they fought. But also to give Theodosius a hard slap in the face.

"I'll feel bad if I'm hungry!" Theodosius came over with a big laugh, sat on the bed and tore off a piece of lamb shank, and brought it in front of Critidos.

"I don't eat what you've ever eaten, it's disgusting!" Critidos put on a look of disgust, but this woman has never lied, and her raised lips have betrayed her.

"Forget it if you don't eat it, don't give it!" Theodosius threw the meat into his mouth and made a gesture to leave.

"Oops! I'm really convinced by you bastard!" Kritidosi kicked her legs and almost died of anger.

"Then why don't you eat it?" Theodosius said innocently, unable to hold back his smile.

Kritidos keenly noticed that the dead man was laughing, stood up from the bed in a rage, grabbed Theodosius' soft waist fiercely, and then grabbed the leg of lamb.

It's a pity that Theodosius' body fat is relatively low now, and her magic attack doesn't work at all. I saw him lift the leg of lamb up, and he was two meters and twenty centimeters tall. Sent to a place beyond Cretidos's reach.

Looking down at Critidos, who was so angry that he was like a puppy grabbing food, Theodosius teased, "You put on your clothes first!"

"Leave me alone!"

"There's more over there, why are you robbing me?"

Critidos' temper also came up: "I'm going to eat this!"

"Then give me a kiss!"

"I kiss you a ghost!"

"Then don't give it!"

"etc…"

Seeing Theodosius who was really going to leave, Critidos still gave in, and raised her head to look at her husband.

Just as she closed her eyes, half of the leg of lamb was stuck in her mouth.

"What is this!" Kritidos's eyebrows stood up.

"Don't you want to eat meat? Wait, you're not really looking forward to it, are you, I'm just kidding you!"

Theodosius wiped the nosebleed from his lips and gave Critidos a hard look.

"I really don't know who else would want you besides me!"

"…"

Critidos scolded Theodosius silently, while the King of Lanyin was an experienced man who understood the fragrance of his wife's mouth through his lips. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"..." cursed back.

In this way, they fought until late at night, and the two finally stopped and fell into sleep.

However, what the two of them didn't know was that the dwarves had been connected in private, taking advantage of the fact that their king was drunk from the victory, and they were united one by one to prepare for tomorrow's celebration. At the banquet he attacked him.

At about ten o'clock in the morning the next day, Theodosius sighed and woke up from chasing dreams, his head a little groggy.

Looking at Critidos, who was sleeping like a dead pig, he reached out and scratched her armpit.

"Oh, you are so annoying!" Critido thought to push Theodosius away, but because he was too heavy, she pushed herself to the side of the bed instead.

This is the weakness that Theodosius discovered in the second month after the two were married, and the mother-in-law was ticklish.

Although normal people are more ticklish, Critidos is especially afraid.

Usually, Theodosius was very embarrassed in the face of this situation, but he would never be awakened in the pursuit of dreams. This itch is also a feeling of violation of the body. It is difficult to fall asleep. feel.

On the other hand, Critidos is different. Her body is very sensitive, and she will have a big reaction when touched. She can't see it when she wears clothes or armor on weekdays. It can only be found in the bedroom.

"Get up! There is a banquet today!" Theodosius rolled her eyes at her and began to look for his clothes.

"What time is it?"

"Starting at half past twelve!"

"What time is it?"

"Ten thirty!"

"Then why did you call me? Are you sick!" Kritidos covered her face with a pillow and fluttered irritably.