King Who Will Cross

On the first day of the new Tuvalu celebrations, what all tourists and netizens around the world are looking forward to most is not the free high-end food and drinks, nor the performances by global stars and performance teams, or even This is not a lottery with a 100% chance of winning.

Because today is the day when the genius king of New Tuvalu holds another press conference.

At 8 o'clock in the morning, 30% of the tourists who had arrived in New Tuvalu yesterday gathered at the press conference. The remaining 70% are not not looking forward to this press conference, but because after twelve o'clock last night, in New Tuvalu, all kinds of high-end drinks and delicacies from all over the world started. Free supply.

As long as you can still eat, eat whatever you want. If you can still drink it, just drink it. As long as you have energy, the show will go on 24 hours a day.

This unprecedented carnival activity naturally made the tourists who arrived in New Tuvalu after a long-distance flight unable to control their usual work and rest habits, and most of them partyed all night long.

If the joint medical team of the peacekeeping forces had not monitored most of the people participating in the celebrations in real time, then from 12 o'clock last night to 8 o'clock this morning, many tourists would have died due to alcohol poisoning.

But even if certain measures can be taken to limit alcohol poisoning, it is still impossible to avoid hangovers for most people.

And these hungover people have no way of getting up to attend their long-awaited press conference for the new King of Tuvalu.

When Li Daniu arrived at the press conference, he was also shocked by the number of people present. There were more than 10,000 tourists, as well as thousands of reporters and cameramen from major media around the world, plus some new Tuvaluans who regarded Li Daniu as their savior.

The stadium with 30,000 people was packed to capacity.

There were nearly 10,000 people standing in front of the eight large screens outside the stadium. These were tourists who had just arrived in New Tuvalu today. They arrived late and therefore did not get tickets.

Is this the product launch event with the largest number of participants in history? Li Daniu adjusted his collar, refused the makeup artist arranged by Castro, and said, Of course, I am talking about the live audience. If you include Netizens watching on the Internet, I think there is no press conference that can compare to this one.

More than 30,000 people were present. In fact, there were nearly 10,000 people outside the stadium. These people can also be counted in the number of people present. Castro said: His Majesty the King, congratulations, you have made history again.

What kind of creation of history is this? Li Daniu shook his head,

Said: If you want to have a large live audience, many companies can invite people to participate, or add some performances to attract the audience.

The problem is that all the participants in your press conference were spontaneous. Castro said: Furthermore, according to the news from the Youto website, the number of viewing IPs for your live broadcast has now reached 150 million. . This shows that at least 200 million people around the world are watching your conference, which is more people than the last time.

Last time it was because not many people believed that the products I released could change the world. Li Daniu smiled and said: After the last press conference, netizens' trust in me should have improved a lot. .”

Not only has it improved, it has simply doubled several times. Castro sighed in his heart. As Li Daniu's current number one assistant, and even leading a team of assistants, Castro can be said to be the person closest to Li Daniu in the world, even better than New Tuvalu's Prime Minister Byrne. Si is even closer.

Even so, when Li Daniu released virtual reality technology, he was shocked, not to mention those netizens who didn't know Li Daniu well?

Your Majesty the King, I believe that after this launch, the world's expectations for your next product launch will definitely increase again.

Don't be afraid of flattery. Li Daniu looked at himself in the mirror and said simply and refreshingly: I don't think there is anything wrong with me.

After a few words of praise, Castro said: Your Majesty the King, if you are willing to let the makeup artist do your makeup, you will definitely make the idol stars around the world eclipse.

I'm naturally beautiful, so I don't need any makeup. Li Daniu waved his hand, ignoring the makeup artist whose eyes were shining, and walked towards the passage leading to the press stage.

At this time, the opening host also got the news that Li Daniu had entered the channel. After a few words, he shouted in a passionate voice: Now, let us welcome the most talented person in the world, the new Tuvaluan. Your Majesty the King!

Amid the warm cheers and applause of the entire audience, Li Daniu sat on the elevator and appeared on the stage in the middle of the stadium.

Welcome to my country, and netizens are welcome to watch my product launch through the Internet. Li Daniu took the microphone and said: Here, I would like to ask those who have participated in the event that started at twelve o'clock last night Celebration visitors, are you satisfied with our celebrations in New Tuvalu?”

satisfy!

The audience cheered and applauded again.

After Li Daniu waited for a minute, he stretched out his hand and pressed it, and the cheers and applause stopped.

If you feel satisfied, then I hope you can tell all your friends about the joy you have in New Tuvalu, and let the whole world know how hospitable our New Tuvalu is!

After a lot of responses, Li Daniu finally felt the meaning of this word today. He stretched out his hand and pressed it again to silence the scene, and then entered the theme of today's press conference.

Before, many people may have known through some news reports that I purchased a batch of materials and equipment worth billions of dollars, and many people also speculated on the direction and products I planned to research. However, no one One can guess the real answer.”

Li Daniu looked around at the quiet crowd and said, Actually, I can't blame those experts and scholars, because before I started researching, I didn't know what I would research.

There was a burst of laughter.

Li Daniu continued: Many times, scientific research, or product research, does not have a clear direction. And many great inventions are produced inadvertently. For example, steam engines, electricity, and this time I The invention of...

Hearing what Li Daniu said, many people couldn't help but pay full attention. Because whether it is steam engines or electricity, they are inventions that have truly changed the world and promoted social progress. But Li Daniu ranked his invention alongside steam engines and electricity.

What does it mean?

Some people have even greater expectations out of trust in Li Daniu's previous performance. Some people sneered at what Li Daniu said, thinking that he was putting money in his own face.

But no matter which attitude they had, they were all paying more attention to the next step.

Li Daniu stood on the stage and said: Before I introduce my invention, I would like to ask you a question, that is, what is the thing you are most worried about when you go out?

Because the scene was so large, Li Daniu could only choose reporters who were closer to the stage to answer questions.

I'm most worried about not having money!

I'm most worried about being alone, because it will be very lonely.

Worried about robbery.

Worried about getting lost, worried about accidents.

Worried about my kids.

…

More than a dozen reporters were called, but their answers were completely different. For these answers, the audience at the scene and online either agreed or disagreed.

Li Daniu stopped selecting respondents and said: It turns out that there are so many things to worry about when you go out, so why do everyone still go out? Isn't it good to stay at home?

After a burst of laughter, Li Daniu continued: I also have a worry, and I think that in modern society, and even in the future, more and more people will have this worry. That is... no electricity! (Unfinished) to be continued.)