If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

"Hey, you entered Konoha without registering. I suspect there is something wrong with you, so please come with me."

"Hehe..." A hoarse and low voice came from the black robe, and a cold voice came out of a slit on the head and said, "Long time no see Itachi."

Uchiha Itachi was stunned. How could this guy recognize him when he was wearing an ANBU mask? The blood-red Sharingan appeared in the air of his face, and he drew out the dagger behind his back and stood on guard.

"who are you?"

The man in black robe lifted off his black robe, exposed his body and continued to laugh hoarsely and said, "We haven't seen each other for only two years. I didn't expect you to forget me anymore, Itachi."

Seeing the figure of the black-robed servant, Uchiha Itachi put away his dagger and took off his mask and said, "Uncle Snake, it was Konoha's fifty-three years when you left Konoha. Now it's Konoha's fifty-five years. My subconscious reaction But it’s normal to come here, right?”

The person who came was none other than Orochimaru, Konoha's S-level rebel ninja. His signature tongue licked his upper lip and said, "Really? Forget it, I won't argue with you."

"Uncle Snake, are you here to get something?"

"First, bring back the undiscovered things from the Konoha experiment site, activate some chess pieces, and finally go to Danzo to get something." Orochimaru told Uchiha Itachi these things calmly, as if he was not the one to do it. Same.

"It looks like this." He said to Orochimaru with a dumbfounded face, "Uncle Snake, can you tell me this? I am now a Justice Hokage ANBU."

"Hahaha, Itachi, you just like to make me happy. You will tell me that Orochimaru's name is written backwards, but I am the Justice Anbu of Hokage? Hahaha, this is the biggest laugh."

After laughing twice, Orochimaru's cold pupils looked at Uchiha Itachi's Sharingan and said, "Your power has become stronger again. Itachi, you have the most perfect body I have ever seen. You will one day surpass me. He will become someone I look up to.”

"Really? Hahaha..."

Uchiha Itachi couldn't help laughing after being praised. After all, Orochimaru's strength is there. If he said that I would get stronger and stronger, then there should be no way to escape.

"Konoha and Uchiha are becoming more and more incompatible. According to the current level of Uchiha's power, I feel that one day he will be on Konoha's blacklist. Then I will take some Uchiha Sharingan corpses or something You don’t have any objections?”

"Of course not." With a faint smile, Uchiha Itachi looked in the direction of the Hokage Building and said, "I have had a premonition this day, but these are things that I cannot control. My voice in the family cannot change the status quo at all. , I can only let it continue to grow, and I hope that what I encounter in the end is not the worst outcome."

"I'm relieved now." He licked his chin again and said, "I'm already looking forward to the power of this thing."

"Uncle Snake, can't you hope that I, Uchiha, will do well?" He rolled his eyes, turned his head silently to a dark place and said, "You can deal with your own followers on your own, I don't want to get into something bad. thing."

"Really? A follower? Hahaha..."

When Orochimaru laughed, three big snakes emerged from the darkness. They bit an unknown object and blood spurted out, and the surrounding walls were stained with the smell of death.

"Okay, I have something to say about leaving the team and traveling alone. See you next time, Uncle Snake."

After saying that, Uchiha Itachi's figure jumped onto the eaves.

Orochimaru glanced at the black boy under the moonlight, showed a greedy smile, finally shook his head, put on the black robe and slowly left the place.

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Looking at the three blood-stained places, what should I say this time?

Oh, by the way, I was following a black figure and I was about to intercept it, but the black figure suddenly erupted and channeled three giant snakes, biting and devouring the three Anbu who were chasing from the other direction, leaving behind this bloody scene. .

The black figure disappeared before I could realize what was going on, and I had to stay at the scene.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

It’s fifty-five years in Konoha!

Why am I still in this damn ANBU organization? Looking at the bright moon, my murderous intention has subsided. Now I just want to live as a salted fish.

I train hard every day and read books hard every day. I want to go out and play!

He sighed helplessly, but it's not allowed now. The trend in the family is getting more and more chaotic. Shisui basically runs around and can't be seen. Izumi's breasts are tired of being touched, but if he were older, I would still be interested. Just like little red beans.

Where is Little Red Bean? I miss you, your small breasts are my favorite, what should I do? I want Xiaohongdou and I want Quan, but according to Qin’s mother, I can only marry one wife in the future.

This is a big problem. Isn't there anyone in Konoha who has two wives?

It seems that this custom only existed during the Warring States Period. I'm so envious, but it seems that the god of ninja Senju Hashirama only married one, and it seems that the second generation Senju Tobirama did not marry our Uchiha Madara Uchiha.

It seems that I will start the trend of this era, hehe, I am excited just thinking about it...

Just when Uchiha Itachi was fantasizing, his ANBU team came, looking at him with a h expression and not knowing what to say, and Uchiha Itachi also looked at them with a dark look on his face.

Interrupt yourself, tell them the excuse you have thought of, and then report it to the Hokage together.

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