If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

Poor Moonlight Hayate didn't even know that his life had been used as a bet by Uchiha Itachi and Uzuki Yugao, even sacrificing the pure friendship between them.

After the registration was completed, Uchiha Itachi put the ANBU mask back into his ninja tool bag. The view from the gate of Konoha Village all the way to the depths was really spectacular, but this time he provoked Danzo's side, so it won't be fun in the future. I can't help it, Uchiha just wants to have sex with him, my goal is the beauties of the harem... Oh, the stars and the sea!

"Weasel?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Uchiha Itachi turned his head and looked at the registration desk behind him, with a smile on his face and said, "Oh, little Anko, how are you? Do you miss me again?"

Mitarai Anko, who had just returned from a mission with two companions, gave Uchiha Itachi a white look. This little kid was acting rude every day. I don't know why. She knew he was a child but treated him as a peer or even a big brother. look.

"You are really getting older and younger. Where did you come back from a mission dressed like this?"

"Don't you know what ANBU's job is?" As usual, Uchiha Itachi took out his mask and said, "Wearing this thing again to assassinate without anyone noticing. It's so exhausting. If I had known better, I would be better." I’m not comfortable hanging around with you anymore, so I’m going to have some fun with ANBU.”

"Why am I dawdling here?"

Taking out his kunai and plucking the black mud from his fingernails, Uchiha Itachi said casually, "Why are you not dawdling? I have only carried out one big mission with you and you were still lagging behind. The experience was extremely bad. I am too lazy to talk to you." You told me to go home and sleep, and I just rushed back to Konoha after running all night yesterday."

"Little brat! Stay up late and be careful not to grow taller!"

"Little brat? When I get to your age, I'll let you experience what it's like to be a woman!" Too lazy to argue with Anko Mitarashi, he walked behind his back and raised his middle finger to Anko Mitarashi!

Following her were two female team members. Uchiha Itachi's words made them both look at Mitarashi Anko.

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My little home! I'm finally back! Hahaha!

Standing on the fence of the yard, Uchiha Itachi stared at his hut. The weather was nice and sunny today, so they must have all gone out.

Uchiha Itachi did a backflip and fell into the yard. He slowly walked over and opened the barrier. He didn't know what the footbath was thinking. What could such a thin layer block? It would be nice to replace it with a pure wooden door.

He slowly untied the straps on his legs and arms and threw them into the basket he specially put for laundry. He swallowed his pants and threw them in, including his panties, and took them off. He opened the closet with his bare buttocks open and picked out clothes.

After finding the tall green Nene, he put on his clothes and took off his clothes. If he hadn't gone to the Hokage to explain his mission situation, after all, he was the captain and had to do it himself, otherwise he would be too lazy to go. He would probably have taken a shower and eaten when he got home. .

Put on the sky blue short sleeves and white shorts. This is the same as what Erzhuzi wore in the original work when he was a child. Uchiha Itachi thought that Uchiha men only have dark colors, and he did this kind of color again. It's really All the bells and whistles.

The shoes had been thrown away long ago. When Uchiha Itachi put on his slippers and turned to go to the bathroom to take a shower, he was startled by the person behind him.

"Quan! Damn it! What did you get? Why didn't you say anything? You're so scared."

Seeing Uchiha Izumi's inexplicable blush, Uchiha Itachi walked over and pinched her little face and said, "You are talking, why are you mute? Are you being bullied?"

Lowering his head and not looking at Uchiha Itachi, he couldn't help but mutter in his heart, I won't say that I'm here to watch you change clothes and watch your big white butt swaying in front of me.

Uchiha Izumi gave a blank look and went to take a bath.

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Watching Itachi Uchiha leave, Izumi Uchiha breathed a sigh of relief, put away the bedding and put it back in the closet. During the past few days when he was on mission, I slept in his room just to know that he would come back as soon as possible. smile.

Itachi is such a genius! He's already working for Konoha at the same age as me, which is awesome!

With an uncontrollable smile, he cleaned up Itachi Uchiha's room and walked to the kitchen. Aunt Mikoto and Sasuke went to the clan today and won't come back until tonight. Let's cook a bowl of noodles for Itachi-kun! He must be very hungry just after he came back!

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"What is this thing of yours?"

Uchiha Itachi said as he looked at the lump in the bowl.

"This is the noodles cooked for you." What he thought was always different from what he made, and he said to Uchiha Itachi with an awkward smile.

He sighed helplessly, picked up this so-called noodles and put it in his mouth. He said that he was very fond of noodles. Although Quan's cooking was not very delicious, it was still his intention.

Fortunately, she was self-aware and cooked a small bowl.

Watching Itachi Uchiha finish her noodles, he couldn't help but feel very touched. Itachi, who was obviously so picky about food, actually finished his own boiled noodles.

"Hahaha! Your bottom is delicious, thank you for giving it to me, hehehe..." I couldn't help but play language games again, and how could our Izumi-chan be so simple and understand it immediately?

"My bottom is delicious, isn't it? Hehehe... my bottom..." Suddenly he was stunned, and his original smile froze. He played too much with Uchiha Itachi and the little sisters he played with me couldn't win based on their IQ. I, myself, had already understood the meaning of Uchiha Itachi's words. I reached out and patted Uchiha Itachi's hand and said, "Ahhh! Itachi is so bad!"

"It's just average bad. You haven't realized the true charm of language yet. Let's go! I'll take you to eat Konoha's most famous ramen! Let you see what ramen is!" He patted Uchiha Izumi's head fondly. kill.

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