If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

"What a leisure time."

Itachi Uchiha squatted in the dark with an ANBU and watched the old man, the Third Hokage, grading and correcting documents. He was not allowed to yawn even if he wanted to. It was so boring. It was Kakashi's fault! Why are you so close to this old bastard Hiruzen Sarutobi? He picked the dark posts from you. Although you have very few opportunities to stand guard as the captain, this is a hardship for those of us who work under you... ………

The ANBU next to him glanced at Uchiha Itachi who was distracted, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, why was this little brat assigned to stand guard with me? It was already boring, but now I was deprived of even the last relaxing thing.

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There was a strange look staring at him. Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was correcting the document, raised his head and looked at the place where the ANBU was on duty. Something meaningful flashed in his eyes.

"Who is the ANBU on duty today?"

"Captain Hatake Kakashi leads the sixth team, Ikeomaru and Uchiha Itachi."

As soon as Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, the ANBU ninja named Ikeomaru and Uchiha Itachi jumped out at the same time, kneeling on one knee in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen with his head lowered respectfully.

"Uchiha Itachi?" Hearing the Uchiha Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes change again, he showed a kind fake smile, "That's Fugaku's son. I didn't expect that he actually sent his own son in."

Ichigomaru has also heard a lot about the rumors about Uchiha and Konoha. Although they are true or false, you can't believe them. Of course, you can't believe them all. It's hard to interrupt, so you can only listen in silence with your head lowered. Uchiha Itachi is here Class Six has been here for a week or two, and he is not bad-tempered. I hope he won't cause any trouble.

"Everything is for Konoha, so whoever comes will work hard for Konoha."

"Working hard? It's a good metaphor. You are right. No matter who you are, they will work hard for Konoha." He stood up and walked to the window and looked at the floating clouds in the sky. "Just like Uchiha Shisui, his father Uchiha Hasaki and we are both disciples of the second-generation master, who are constantly running for the peace of Konoha, and now his descendants are also constantly running, time flies so fast."

"This is what it should be. Uchiha is a part of Konoha. It doesn't matter what he is doing."

"Karazen Mahou? Your literary talent should be enough to become a great writer. You are right. We are all from Konoha. There is no difference. We are all running for Konoha." He smiled and nodded in agreement with Uchiha Itachi's words. With a look of pity on his talent, he said, "I heard that you used to work for Orochimaru, and you also performed many A-level missions."

"A trifle is nothing to worry about."

I really can’t find anything wrong. As an Uchiha, I don’t have much arrogance. Although most of my words are modest, there is very little sense of humility. Most of them seem to be perfunctory, and I can’t find it. Got something wrong.

"Hahaha! What you said is really interesting." He sat back in his seat with his hands behind his back, picked up a document and said, "You are very strong, why does Kakashi arrange such easy tasks for you? You He is now the youngest special jounin in Konoha and the youngest special jounin in history. He is probably afraid that you will refresh his age record when he became a jounin, right? Hahaha...Okay! My place is very safe, no We need you to protect people who are helpful to Konoha in the future! Since you have taken over many tasks from Orochimaru, the ANBU tasks are similar to most of them, so you can handle them with your experience in executing tasks! I've been around your age, and I'm bored to death if you have the ability to stay here and look at me boringly. Go to Kakashi and take over a new mission! You can tell Kakashi that you don't have to hand over such boring missions. It’s given to you, give it to someone else!”

With excitement shining in his eyes, he stood up, bowed to Sarutobi Hiruzen and said with a smile, "Okay, Sandaime-sama, I will go find Kakashi's teammate to change tasks."

Looking at Uchiha Itachi who left excitedly, the smile on Sarutobi Hiruzen's face gradually faded, he shook his head mockingly and sat down, waving his hand for Ikeomaru to step back, and continued to work on the document in his hand.

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After leaving, Uchiha Itachi looked at the Hokage Building with a blank expression. Did he really treat himself like a child? And you deliberately tried to sow discord between me and Kakashi, to get promoted to jounin? snort! joke! Isn't being on duty here considered an A-level mission? Isn't the purpose of preventing me from getting Konoha's intelligence here? What a good distinction.

And judging from this, there will be almost no chance of doing duty here in the future. Tsk, tsk, tsk... return the Uchiha mirror? Who said he was different from ordinary Uchiha people in arrogance? It's natural to completely misinterpret Senju Tobirama's policy. If I hadn't been able to defeat you now, I would have rushed up to you and given you a slap in the face.

He took off his ANBU mask and put it into the large ninja tool bag at the back.

I walked towards a meatball shop in a familiar way. I don’t know why, but this body just has a special liking for that stuff, but it’s really delicious and I can accept the sweetness.

The flying thunder god is a convenient thing. The next moment Uchiha Itachi arrived on the roof of Maruko's shop. He remembered that he secretly dug a big hole in the roof of his store, then put the flying thunder god kunai in it and disguised it. .

hey-hey! I am so smart!

Jumping down, he glanced around and saw a familiar figure in the store. He walked over and sat next to her, grabbed the remaining half of the meatballs from her hand, ate them and said, "Yo! Isn't this a little red bean!"

"Itachi! It's been a long time no see. It seems like I haven't seen you for half a month since you left Orochimaru-sama's place. I used to see you four or five times a week ago."

Seeing Mitarai Anko's excited look, Uchiha reached out and slapped her on the head and said, "What's wrong? You miss me so soon?"

In an instant, he still had that familiar mouth, his little face turned red instantly, and he said to Uchiha Itachi in shame and anger, "Who... who misses you? I just feel that you can't disturb me, and I can finally be quiet for a while."

"Really?" After saying that, Uchiha Itachi stared at Mitarashi Anko's extraordinary breasts with the eyes of looking at the products. He stretched out his hand and flicked it and said, "Tsk, tsk, tsk! You are weakened again without me, but luckily you have me for a while." If the time is turned up, it will be fine for a long time.”

"You! Ahhhhh..."

Then just as Uchiha Itachi expected, Mitarashi Anko turned black again. Although he could beat her, it still didn't feel good to hit a girl. The Flying Thunder God slipped away...

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