If I were Uchiha Itachi in Naruto

The sky was still so clear. Uchiha Itachi sat in his room and observed the situation outside through the door. Sure enough, it was still an ordinary day. The team members assigned to him by the Third Hokage ignored him after doing a task of catching kittens. , you dare to ask me for such a simple and vulgar task? Come on, will I, Uchiha Itachi, develop a relationship with you and you little brats? impossible! What's your use? At least Renjiaquan can warm the bed when he grows up.

Ah chirp!

Uchiha Izumi, who was in the classroom, sneezed. The summer environment made her feel chilly. What happened? Forget it, just concentrate on class, Itachi is gone, now you can only rely on your own efforts!

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Uchiha Itachi, who felt a little itchy and felt something strange in his big toe, glanced at his big toe and saw something soft and waxy holding it.

Shaking his feet and kicking him away, this mentally retarded second pillar hugged his own feet and gnawed them. I really don’t know whether he stepped on candy or dog shit. It’s really strange that he likes it so much. But if we talk about it, If so, it’s still the hands that have been taking advantage of Quan for a long time, right? Hehe... Speaking of which, Quan is also a little beauty embryo, as beautiful as herself.

"That's enough for you! You're almost losing your skin. It's not easy to worry about it every day. It's not like you don't have it yourself. Go ahead and chew on it!"

He couldn't understand the Chinese language spoken by Uchiha Itachi, so he sat blankly and looked at Uchiha Itachi, and then brainstormed for a while with his zero IQ. After thinking that Uchiha Itachi was making him happy, he split the little pacifier. He chuckled.

Holding his forehead and looking helplessly at Uchiha Sasuke who continued to hold his feet and eat his face, he suddenly remembered what Itachi God often did to the two pillars in the original work.

My brain is broken!

He breathed a sigh of relief, charged up his aim... and heard a clear thud!

As expected, the cry of Uchiha Sasuke was heard. He sat up and looked at the soft and soft Uchiha Sasuke. He stretched out his hand to pull him over. In the past, he was bullied by his brother and envied Erzhu for having such a good brother. Now he is better. You That's it, I'm going to give you my perfect childhood memories now!

"Itachi! You bullied Sasuke again."

Sure enough, after Er Zhuzhu cried, she would summon Qin's mother, pick up Uchiha Sasuke and deliver it to Uchiha Mikoto, complaining, "Why did I want to bully him? Who asked him to crawl over from nowhere and hug me?" gnawing on the feet."

"Really?" Uchiha Mikoto, who took Uchiha Sasuke, was stunned for a moment, looked at Uchiha Itachi's big toe covered in saliva, and said with an apologetic smile, "I'm really sorry, Itachi, I just went out. That’s why I put Sasuke here with you and didn’t wake you up when I saw you were asleep.”

He stretched and stood up, smiled gently at Uchiha Mikoto and said, "It's okay. After staying at home for a few days, it's time to go out and peel it, otherwise it will get moldy."

"Are you going out on a mission?" said Uchiha Mikoto, who finally managed to get Uchiha Sasuke to stop crying.

He shook his head and pouted and said, "No, I won't play with those brats. Their mobility is so poor. I guess even if they do special tasks, they will be scared to death by killing people? It's boring." "

"It's really Itachi's character." He looked at Uchiha Itachi helplessly. He was a child with an incredible IQ, but he acted like an adult at his age.

"I'm going to train." After saying that, Uchiha Itachi walked out, but after walking a few steps, he came back and pinched Uchiha Sasuke's butt before running away, muttering something in his mouth, "I told you to wake me up and I told you to bite my toes!" "

Uchiha Sasuke was crying in his arms. I don’t know how many times this happened. Uchiha Mikoto shook her head helplessly. Although Itachi gave people a very mature feeling, sometimes he was like a child. For example, he was super vindictive, uh... ...In other words, he is just a child.

I had no choice but to tell Uchiha Sasuke not to cry again. At the same time, I was surprised that the familiar childish little tail behind Itachi didn't follow him today, by the way! Fugaku has something to do today, that's right. Although Fugaku likes Itachi very much, he also has his own affairs and can't always follow him. However, it is obvious that this kind of care is directed at Itachi. I guess Sasuke will be jealous in the future, right? Hahaha...it's funny when you think about it, this family is all weird.

But Quan is a good boy. Really, Itachi has been so good at this since he was a child. When he grows up, won't his popularity with women be so good? I guess Izumi's life will be miserable in the future. I hope Itachi won't be a sad and bad man when he grows up, otherwise he will be burdened with unnecessary responsibilities, really! I was overthinking it, Itachi was only eight years old, oh really...

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Wandering aimlessly on the streets of Konoha with his hands behind his head, looking at the bustling scene, his eyes showed a trace of tenderness. Although the world is dangerous, it cannot stop people from yearning for a peaceful life.

I also have to become stronger quickly so that I can be a quiet salted fish!

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