A journey through all the worlds starting from Marvel
Chapter 82 Yes, I am the matchmaker at the entrance of the village
That’s not right, this way of opening is definitely not right either, the style of painting has changed! ! !
Brother, if you add another onomatopoeia like "口桀口桀" at the beginning, you will completely become a Hong Kong comic boss. Why is your painting style so strange?
This uncle policeman was so angry with Li Yue that he even started speaking his native dialect. Our dignified people's policemen are in the house, but you actually used "sending warmth from the community" and "checking the water meter" to deceive Xia Mi's trust. You are so Aren't you asking for trouble?
The first time the police saw Li Yue, they felt that he was not a good person. He put his shield in front of him and pulled the trigger of the Taser gun directly at Li Yue.
How to lose in Taser gun riding?
But you still have to lose. How could Li Yue be paralyzed by a mere electric current? Moreover, the electrode needle fired from the Taser did not even puncture Li Yue's skin, but was directly bounced away without even a chance to discharge. Loss of aggression.
Li Yue is still confused until now. He came to see Xia Mi, but why did a bunch of policemen show up? What's even more amazing is that Xia Mi, aren't you a dragon? Why are you still using the "Police Uncle Summoning Technique", a super ninjutsu that is comparable to the "S" level forbidden technique? Aren't you being a swindler?
Huh, I don't believe these police can keep guarding you. I stay at the gate of the community without eating or sleeping every day to see what you do.
Li Yue shouted: "I have been defeated, and I can't fight anymore. I have to go~"
Then he spun and jumped and rolled down the stairs, rolled directly to the first floor, opened the unit door and rushed out.
Li Yue's movements were so fast that before the police could make the next move, they saw Li Yue disappear with a swipe, leaving only a wiped trace on the ground leading to the first floor.
Are you a panda? Why are you so skilled at rolling? You can run faster than us!
In order to protect Xia Mi, the police stayed upstairs and did not come down. Li Yue thought, since Xia Mi can cheat, so can he.
A call was made directly to the person in charge of the Kassel branch of China. The impact of the other world on the outside world was so great that the police had to withdraw from the building in just three minutes because their superiors came to them. They gave lectures on dragons, talked about how evil dragons are, and forced them to go back to the police station to accept punishment. Why didn't the director's words work?
When they went downstairs, they saw Li Yue standing proudly at the entrance of the corridor. They wanted to put the big anti-explosion shield in his face directly on his face. However, Li Yue did not break the law and did not cause any trouble, even if they used a stun gun. He didn't resist even though he was being shot. They really couldn't find a reason to do anything.
"Bye bye~ Go slowly and don't see me off." Li Yue also pretended to see them off, which made the police very angry.
After Li Yue drove the police away, he went upstairs. He wanted to see how Xia Mi came up with such a crooked trick. Why do you, a dragon, have no moral integrity at all? What's the point of calling the police directly?
He had just reached the ninth floor when he saw Xia Mi waiting for him at the door. This made Li Yue inexplicably feel like he was seeing a solicitor lady.
"You came."
"I am coming."
Xia Mi almost followed the previous sentence with "But you shouldn't have come", but in the end he held it back. Playing jokes when he is so serious would ruin the atmosphere.
Li Yue was a little uninterested when Xia Mi didn't answer. He originally wanted to say, "But I'm still here." Why was Xia Mi so uncooperative?
Although Xia Mi welcomed Li Yue in at the door, Li Yue could still tell from her stiff movements that she was not ordinary nervous. After seeing her spilling all the tea in her hand, Li Yue couldn't help but break. Awkward atmosphere.
"Do you know why I came?" Li Yue took a sip of the tea brought to him by Xia Mi and sat down on the sofa.
"Come for me." Xia Mi looked at Li Yue seriously, then let out a long sigh as if he had resigned himself to his fate, and lay down on the sofa as if he was frustrated.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? I'm not here for you or for someone else. Girl, don't you know it's easy for you to kill the topic like this?"
But seeing Xia Mi's expression and movements, Li Yue felt that she had misunderstood something.
"Today, I will be a..."
"Executioner, come on." Xia Mi closed his eyes.
"Matchmaker." Li Yue continued what Xia Mi interrupted.
Only now did Li Yue realize that the atmosphere was not the most embarrassing, but more embarrassing. The air seemed to be frozen, and Xia Mi stared at Li Yue with wide eyes.
After a while, Xia Mi realized what popped out of Li Yue's mouth.
"Huh? I'm ready to go to the West and you're telling me this?" Xia Mi took out his ears in disbelief. The earwax must have blocked the ears just now, and then the sound passed through the layer of earwax when it was transmitted through vibration. The frequency changed, causing her to mishear what Li Yue said.
"What do you think of Chu Zihang?" Li Yue ignored Xia Mi's antics and said to himself.
"What do you want to do to him?!" Chu Zihang is definitely Xia Mi's rival. Xia Mi was furious in an instant. Li Yue had no doubt that she would pounce on him if he dared to say anything bad about Chu Zihang. Go to yourself and scratch your face.
"I'll help you conceal your identity, and you go contact Chu Zihang. Don't worry, as long as you don't do anything extraordinary, I can help you with it."
"Then what do you want?" Xia Mi didn't believe that pie would fall from the sky.
"Do the same thing as Constantine and provide us with a finger bone every month as the material for the Philosopher's Stone." Li Yue can't say that he is optimistic about you two. If he said this He will definitely be regarded as a lunatic.
"I agree, so show me the contract now." Xia Mi's face changed at every turn, and he looked at Li Yue with a smile.
Li Yue couldn't help but touch the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead. Women are really weird. With his scheming, he can't defeat female creatures.
Li Yue took out a roll of parchment from the lining pocket of his windbreaker. It was filled with Latin characters in curly script, which looked full of style. Li Yue carefully checked the contract again, and then handed it to Xia Mi with satisfaction.
"Hmph, you're just pretending. You think you're the devil when you use parchment for a contract like this." Xia Mi snatched the parchment and wrote his name with two "swish" strokes.
Just when Xia Mi finished writing the last stroke, the entire parchment burned strangely. In an instant, the entire parchment was burned by green flames.
"...This must be a joke, right." Xia Mi looked at Li Yue with her big beautiful eyes, and Li Yue felt that she might cry in the next second.
But Li Yue is an upright person. How could he deceive her? He would definitely break her heart with the truth.
"Of course...it's not a joke." Li Yue gave a cold expression, as if he was a killer without emotions.
Xia Mi suddenly looked as if she had been deeply shocked, and was dejected bsp; But Li Yue still discovered that something was wrong with her, and did not feel any discomfort at all. Li Yue could only stretch out his hand and take out the weapon just now from the nothingness. Xia Mi definitely thought Li Yue was joking just now about the contract.
He waved the contract casually, and then withdrew it again under Xia Mi's desperate eyes.
Just kidding, Li Yue is a demon king with a good foundation. How could he cheat on a contract?
Xia Mi is completely autistic~
Sure enough, neither the devil nor the devil would let such a good opportunity to deceive others. They like to do things that benefit themselves at the expense of others, and Li Yue is no exception.
Until Li Yue packed up Xia Mi and took her back to the United States, she looked like she was in despair. She had no choice but to control her family and life in Li Yue's hands. Now she could not escape from Li Yue's clutches. .
It wasn't until she saw Chu Zihang at the Chicago station that she broke out of this trance.
As for Lu Mingfei on the side, who are you? You're blocking my view of the handsome guy!
The two senior brothers who saw Li Yue from a distance smiled helplessly. They were tortured by Li Yue a lot last semester, which caused them both to have psychological shadows after seeing Li Yue.
Now when Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang saw Li Yue's face, they couldn't help but think of the way Li Yue used one hand to hold the corpse's head and the other to stab it with a knife. He was simply a crazed dismemberment maniac. magic.
Moreover, Li Yue had become a popular figure in Kassel after just one semester. They had always wondered whether Li Yue could use some kind of personality modification punch to directly beat the Dragon King into a good young man.
Anyway, in the eyes of most people, Li Yue is equated with madman and mental illness. The most terrifying thing is that this madman is so powerful that he is simply a humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb, and the nuclear bomb button is still in the state of quantum superposition, between triggering and unexplored. I can only see the trigger state, and I have no idea whether it will explode in the next second.
Li Yue's eyes lit up when he saw the two of them, and then he took Xia Mi's little hand and walked to Chu Zihang, and then forcefully stuffed Xia Mi's hand into Chu Zihang's hand.
"!???"
"Here, your school girl, I finally caught her."
Hey, Professor, did you use the word "catch" just now? Why would a beautiful and weak junior school girl use this method of capturing? And why didn't you give your hand to me instead of giving it to the facially paralyzed senior brother?
Lu Mingfei's desire to complain is beyond the sky; Chu Zihang is also confused, Professor, what do you want to do?
"I think she is a good match for you, and I want to bring you two together." Li Yue saw through his doubts.
Chu Zihang: "!!!"
Lu Mingfei's resentment broke through the sky; Xia Mi's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his shy look made Chu Zihang's heart soften, and he did not let go of the jade hand in his palm.
Li Yue was happy when he saw it. This was a show. Maybe he would have to drink their wedding wine in the future.
Xia Mi and Chu Zihang looked at each other like this for a while, and then they realized what they were doing and let go of their hands. It seemed that Lu Mingfei was so jealous. He kept saying difficult-to-understand words, such as "you deserve to die" and "envy and jealousy". Hate", which made Li Yue laugh, and the air inside and outside the station was filled with joy.
"Well, Professor, can you introduce me to a soft girl, hehe~" Lu Mingfei looked at Li Yue with hope.
"Let's talk about this next year~" Li Yue thought for a while, and finally planned to bring him and Hui Liyi together. Anyway, he had great hands and eyes, and Hui Liyi's problems were just a problem for him.
"Oh~" Lu Mingfei was a little disappointed. It seems that he is going to be single again this year. It is impossible to fall in love. He can only maintain his life by persevering and cunning the boss.
"Don't be discouraged, young man. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly? Don't think about your senior sister. With Caesar here, it is almost impossible for you to chase your senior sister."
Li Yue's words were like a knife thrust into Lu Mingfei's chest, which made the air he breathed into his lungs taste bitter.
"I just have a crush on the heroic senior, don't talk nonsense..." Lu Mingfei couldn't say any more in the end, lowered his head and sighed.
"I know I'm just a loser, but the principal gave me an 'S' rating. This puts me under a lot of pressure. You said that if I, an ordinary person, ran into a group of vampires, I would fall into the tiger's mouth. "Lu Mingfei covered his face and poured out all the bitterness in his heart.
"Young man, you have to know that one of the best memories in youth is secret love, but have you ever thought about it, are you really an ordinary person?"
"Can I understand that Professor, you just scolded me for not being a human being?" Lu Mingfei habitually said bad things.
Li Yue gave him a slap in the face: "I mean... that little boy ~ that little devil in the black suit ~"
"Professor, how do you know what I'm dreaming about?!!"
"It's not a dream, it's your spiritual vision! Do you know? Spiritual vision! Have you ever seen the Cthulhu fairy tale? On a certain level, he is omnipresent. This shows that he has great power, or that he once had it. "Li Yue hit his head again with hatred.
"Then why does my vision show him? I don't know him."
"Then you need to have a good communication with him. Maybe you can remember something?" Li Yue's words were erratic, and he was not sure about the existence of the little devil Lu Mingze, but he was indeed at a different level in the world. I saw him talking to Lu Mingfei before, when he had a fight at the station last time.
In other words, he lives in a deeper layer of the world and cannot exist forever in the material world.
However, Lu Mingfei is still a protagonist after all, and Li Yue can't stand it anymore. It's rare to see such a useless male protagonist. Li Yue decided to have a major facelift in the timeline where he is now.
"Sao Nian, now that you know you are a loser, do you long for power?"
"No, I long for a soft girl~" Lu Mingfei still misses the girl.
"I'm talking to you seriously. I'm a professor. Can't you answer my questions seriously?"
"Okay, I'm also eager for it. This is probably the first time I've seen such a useless 'S' level person."
When Li Yue heard this, he smiled and rubbed his fingers at Lu Mingfei.
"what?"
"Give me money. How can I become stronger without adding money?" Li Yue said confidently.
"What...I failed last semester, my black card was temporarily frozen, and now I'm broke..."
"Hey, how much money do you have on hand now?"
Lu Mingfei dug into his pocket and took out two Franklins.
Li Yue took away Franklin from Lu Mingfei's hand, and then tapped Lu Mingfei's head with his index finger.
Since I don’t have much money, I can only give you some useless knowledge~
Lu Mingfei was stunned for a while, and then he recovered.
"Professor, I don't know how you poured knowledge into my brain, but what's the use of my cooking skills? Even if the vegetables glow, it's useless if others eat them as if they've taken an aphrodisiac. "
"You are stupid. This trick is absolutely effective in picking up girls. If you capture a girl's heart, will she still be far away?"
Lu Mingfei nodded as if understanding, and then took out five more Franklin cards from his pocket.
Li Yue: "..." ()
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