A journey through all the worlds starting from Marvel
Chapter 68 Banquet to the Heavens
Maria was eating the apple calmly, but the doctors were sweating profusely. They couldn't be more anxious. If anything went wrong, they would lose their heads.
But in fact, it's more than just losing their heads. If something goes wrong, Li Yue will definitely pull their souls out of their bodies and torture them for hundreds of millions of years, keeping them from losing their souls until they finally disintegrate into the most basic soul particles. It's not that Li Yue was afraid that they would cause problems if his hands shook, he would definitely threaten them like this.
In the delivery room~
"Stronger, harder! I can see my head already!"
Maria: indifferentjpbsp; "Hurry up and use your strength, we will succeed!"
Maria: Calm downjpbsp; This really can’t be blamed on Maria. Who said she is different from ordinary people? After all, she is a conceptual organism (system assistant). You cannot force her to be as hysterical as a normal pregnant woman giving birth.
This made the doctors anxious. If they had not known that the birth was going smoothly, they would have thought that Maria was passive about giving birth.
Just when Li Yue outside the delivery room had begun to gnaw on the Infinity Stones impatiently to suppress the tension in his heart, he finally heard the cry of a child, but strangely no doctor made a sound.
Li Yue's head suddenly exploded. Could he be like Li Jing and give birth to a meat ball? Or give birth to a little Old One?
Jumping directly into the delivery room at sub-light speed, they found Maria holding a "normal" baby in her arms and breastfeeding, and the doctors. . .
Those flesh-colored mosaics on the ground should be the doctors, right? Can’t bear the cry of your own child? A bunch of noobs.
"It's a son." Maria smiled and hugged the child, full of maternal love.
However, looking at Maria's somewhat pale face, Li Yue realized the hardship of giving birth. He immediately swept the pile of flesh and blood into an unknown corner, then transformed into a good husband and father, and handed Maria hot milk to nourish her body. , and is helping the child wrap diapers.
Who knows if this child has taken growth hormones or not? Why did he grow as if he was eight months old in just half an hour? There really is no conservation of mass at all.
A princess carried Maria and the child to a bed made of golden wool, and covered them with quilts. Then Li Yue walked out of the room he had created.
He held a party to celebrate the birth of his son.
He wanted to invite all the famous people to the banquet, let them get to know his son, and let them take care of his son in the future.
He wants his son to be able to walk sideways in every world from now on! This is the domineering nature of Li Yue! !
He casually picked up a world that was on the verge of destruction, kneaded it a few times like kneading dough, then placed the world on a "rolling board", rolled it out twice with a "rolling pin", and reshaped the world into A stable demiplane, and then let the undead under his control build a palace complex on the demiplane.
As for the style, Li Yue built it completely according to the Epang Palace, but added a lot of magic and technological artifacts to make the entire palace more gorgeous.
He pulled out some remaining soul particles from the previous universe from the demiplane, and then shaped them into owls. Influenced by the Harry Potter series, he planned to use these owls to deliver messages.
Creating letters with his power that could tear the recipient apart from the void and transport them to this demiplane, Li Yue tied these letters to the owl's feet and sent them to various worlds. .
Of course, Li Yue's invitation is not so easy to accept. Regardless of whether you want to come or not, you will only be given half a day to prepare after receiving the letter. If you can't come up with a betrothal gift then you can use your soul as a betrothal gift.
Li Yue is now more and more in line with his character of the Great Demon King. What a threat person likes most is to threaten others with their souls. As for those who are invited as guests, whether they are lucky or unlucky is a matter of opinion. .
Watching the owls disappear into the void at the edge of the demiplane, Li Yue turned his attention to the construction of the venue again. How could such a large palace complex be without servants and maids? Li Yue immediately imitated Nuwa and kneaded it with mud. Nearly 5000 people were gathered. As long as their looks and appearance were above the horizontal line, they were randomly given codes from 1 to 5000 as names. Li Yue went to solve the problem of ingredients.
The cook Li Yue directly grabbed 200 chefs from "The Spirit of the Food Halberd" and "The Prisoner of Food", controlled them all and threw them into the kitchen, and then directly gave them a lot of ingredients.
Although they were under control, Li Yue did not restrain their free will in order to ensure the quality of the food, so when they saw the pile of food, they felt bad.
Although there are all kinds of strange ingredients in these two worlds, they were still blinded when they saw a large basin of magma-like blood. You can't catch a Balrog to bleed it when you are making blood, right? And why are there dragon meat, dragon blood and dragon tendons? No wonder your surname is Li, you are from the same family as the third prince, right?
Anyway, there are all kinds of weird ingredients. In order to satisfy the eating habits of some big demons, Li Yue also caught several Tang Monks to prepare meat buns and fried Tang Monk Steaks. Who knows where he got so many of them? Annoying mouth escape monk.
This was the first time to make fairy meat. Some big guys in the dark cooking world suddenly didn’t care about Li Yue kidnapping and imprisoning them. They burst out with great enthusiasm, making those monks with different looks The face is earthy.
Li Yue also stole mountains of peaches and peach fruits as fruits. As long as the guy who came to Li Yue's banquet didn't prepare a gift and was killed by Li Yue, he would definitely make a profit, and Li Yue didn't feel bad. Anyway, he stole it with nothing. I don’t feel bad if I use the things I bring to entertain others.
The most luxurious meal was Basatan, the Lord of Crabs captured by Li Yue. The source of his power, that is, the strange ring, was taken away by Li Yue, turning him into nothing more than a crab that can The monster that crushed Godzilla was just a giant river crab, except for the remaining mental pollution. Li Yue steamed it in a steamer made of stars.
Anyway, as long as you can survive the banquet hosted by Li Yue, you can turn a super waste into a super strong person just by eating the treasures of heaven and earth in your mouth.
Soon, guests appeared one after another in the demi-plane palace, but just as Li Yue came to greet the guests, he saw a scene that made the veins on his forehead jump wildly.
A pervert wearing a red and black tights was using his long knife to poke the gems on the pillars of Li Yue's palace! ! !
"Damn it, Wade, you must be tired of living. How dare you stand up to me!" Li Yue grabbed Deadpool by the back of his neck like a kitten, and then threw him to the sofa beside him.
"Don't be so outspoken. Who among us will follow the other?"
Li Yue stretched out his hand with a stinky face: "Bring the bride price first, otherwise I will cramp and skin you."
"Oh my God, you actually have the heart to ask me for a betrothal gift! How about I give you my ass for fun?"
Seeing that Deadpool was so happy, Li Yue directly took the two knives on his body and threw them into the pile of groceries. Acquaintances cannot extract their souls, so they can only take the valuable things from them. gone.
"Oh no, my baby (ypre)!" Deadpool was still not sad after his knife was taken away, and he was still in the mood to play with Lord of the Rings jokes.
Anyway, Deadpool's current world is technologically advanced. Humans have long since left the solar system. Even the rare Adamantium alloy has become an ordinary strategic material, and carbon nanosteel has become a popular commodity. These two knives It only requires two months of his salary.
More and more guests came to this world. Those who were unfamiliar were left to the servants who had just been created by his hand to receive them. Li Yue personally received the familiar guests and took them to the hall.
Many of his old friends from Marvel came, and Stark also gave him a set of blue armor with strange conceptual abilities. This armor can also connect multiple real universes to increase his combat effectiveness.
"So you gave me a modified corpse? Don't think I don't know that it was made from the corpse of the Celestial God Group." Li Yue had long understood the fact that this was the Celestial God Group's armor.
"Then what else can I do? I can't give you an old-fashioned suit of armor. This is the latest research result of Banner and I, right? Banner."
It's just that Dr. Banner didn't give Tony any face at all. He transformed into Hulk and crazily stuffed food into his mouth, ignoring Tony who was talking.
What is that armor? Can it be eaten?
In order to take advantage of Li Yue, Dr. Banner directly handed over the eating to Hulk, and went back to the depths of his mind to think about academic issues.
After more than 40 years of hard work, Hulk has gained the sanity of a normal person. He no longer refers to himself in the third person when speaking, and has completely lost his previous habit of speaking.
"This is delicious, have another plate!" Hulk pointed at the dragon steak on the plate and called to Li Yue's servants.
Tony didn't care about that much anymore and went to eat and drink. It was impossible for Li Yue to spend all his time on Tony alone.
However, due to various reasons, there were disputes among the guests at the venue.
"Hey, why do you, a Muggle, have a face similar to mine?"
"Nonsense, my captain's hair is black, but yours is white!"
This is Captain Jack and the former Dark Lord Grindelwald~ If Li Yue hadn't been able to fight here, they would have been at each other's throats.
"Hey man, you're just as handsome as I was before I was disfigured, but you're just so stupid in the color you're wearing. Do you know that your appearance ruined the reputation of my face? Everyone says Green Lantern is a bad movie. !" Deadpool lifted half of his mask and stuffed something into his mouth while talking to Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern next to him, completely ignoring Hal's confused look.
"Are you disfigured? Why didn't I see it?" Hal completely missed the point.
Wade subconsciously touched his chin, and suddenly found that his face seemed to have returned to its original shape.
!!!
"Oh my god, my character is ruined!" Xiao Jianjian exclaimed and took off her hood, revealing a face similar to Hal's.
"But it doesn't matter if the character is broken. Look at this handsome face. Phew, give me a mirror and I can masturbate for a year." Deadpool took out a mirror and began to admire his handsome face.
Hal said that he couldn't bear to watch others say dirty things in his face.
Just the number of ginseng fruits that Jianjian stuffed into his mouth could not be counted clearly with one hand. Restoring his face to its original shape was a routine operation.
“I never thought I’d look so wise with a long beard.”
"The same goes for you. I look very capable with short hair."
This is Gandalf and Eric Lensherr, two old men who can accept the theory of parallel space very well and comment on "themselves".
This is still the ordinary people's side, but the demons and monsters are even more exaggerated.
"Ha, this guy is a monster? What kind of monster is it without a trace of monster energy? After all, he is from a barbaric land..." A little monster who was brought by the king to have a long experience was still sarcastic about a pale face and red-haired hood. The man was swallowed directly by him in the next second.
Are you kidding, can you mess with my eldest brother?
At this time, many monsters shut up, but a bald man with a red tattoo immediately made eye contact with Brother A.
"You are very powerful. Do you want to come and kill the gods of Olympus with me?"
This attracted Brother A's attention, and he saved Manhattan from the nuclear bomb. He was about to travel around the world, but going to another world to kill gods is probably a good choice.
The two hit it off immediately, and the already unlucky gods of Olympus are expected to end up in a worse situation. Anyway, it is estimated that Apollo will not be able to leave a head to survive in the world. After all, the black light virus's appetite will definitely eat it up.
But how to find the hidden area in the future is left to Brother A who ate Apollo.
There were all kinds of people in the entire banquet. Even if these people were not powerful people, they were all the children of destiny in various universes. However, Maria, who had just given birth to a child, was not happy. There were always a few vixens ogling her husband. If she didn't want to protect her own image, she would definitely rush up and use her fists to teach them how to behave, oh no, how to be fairies. , there are really a few goblins inside.
After everyone finished eating and drinking, Li Yue clapped his hands, all the food on the table disappeared, and then Maria walked out holding her son.
Even with Li Yue's protection, most of the guests fainted immediately.
. . . . . .
He forcibly awakened these guests, burned out their suddenly increased spiritual vision, introduced to them the fat boy who almost killed them all, and then imprinted the aura of Li Yue's son on all of them. , so that they can recognize their sons even when they grow up.
Then Li Yue saw off the guests directly, but where they were sent was the guests' own business, just like Brother A was tired of his own world with black watch and went to wander with Mr. Kui.
"Huh, I'm glad I didn't kill all the guests. Don't you know how to cover up your aura?" If his son hadn't been alive, Xiao Li would have treated him to "fried pork with bamboo sticks" sooner.
Li Yue sent all the captured chefs back, and then directly decomposed the demiplane regardless of the demiplane's begging for mercy. There was no need to keep such disposable items as treasures.
Originally, Li Yue would not let the guests faint today, but although his symptoms of split personality have improved greatly, there are still some sequelae. After all, he still has hundreds of thousands of memories, and he wants to perfectly integrate his personality. There were still some difficulties, and the stronger personalities still couldn't be perfectly integrated. They were arguing in their minds, and as a result, the guests fainted without paying attention.
As for what they were arguing about, of course it was about what to name the child.
"If you want me to say, you should choose a domineering name that can directly compare with Zhao Hao, Long Aotian and the like."
"You named your son with domineering considerations in mind? Since our naming ability is close to that of the Fourth Hokage, it's definitely a bad name. Let's name it according to the ancient text above."
"You can have this. Let me look for some good ancient poetry."
The brain was occupied with a lot of calculations due to poetry retrieval, and Li Yue failed to protect the guests immediately, so most of the guys who couldn't bear the surge in spiritual vision fainted.
But in the end, all the names Li Yue chose were rejected by Maria. You can't ask a guy from the chaotic camp to choose a good name. Many of the names Li Yue chose sounded like a big devil. Maria was I wouldn't let my child have such a name.
In the end, Maria defied all opinions (Li Yue) and named her son Li Bingde.
Bingde, taken from "Nine Chapters: Orange Ode": "Bingde is selfless and towering to heaven and earth." It means upholding morality. Maria really doesn't want her son to become as lawless and immoral as Li Yue. Concept (Li Yue: "Actually, there is still a little bit.", Maria: "Shut up!", Li Yue: grievancejpbsp; "We still have to give our son an English name, we must know that there are thousands of infinite worlds Most of them only have three lingua franca, namely Chinese, Japanese and English. You don’t need the one with pedicure, but you still have to have an English name.” Li Yue worked hard to fight for the right to name his son in English.
"My name is Eli! He is my son." (eli, meaning supreme)
"Can you please stop being so pretty?" Maria reluctantly agreed to Li Yue's request. ()
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