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If a strange and strange man pops out from the corner and says that he is the ancestor of your ancestor, would you believe it? This is why Naruto doesn't believe in the Sage of Six Paths at all.

After good communication, Naruto finally believed the words of the Sage of Six Paths, and then shyly asked the Sage of Six Paths for a gift.

The Sage of Six Paths had just returned to this world. There was no gift he could give, so he could only teach his ninjutsu to little Naruto. After all, he was considered his descendant and not an outsider.

"Look, I will give you the power of the five elements." Under the teaching and initiation of the Six Paths Sage, Naruto was finally able to condense a peanut-sized Jade of Seeking Taoism behind him.

"Tch, what can such a small thing do?"

"If your Tao Jade explodes, it can destroy the entire Ninja Village." The Six Paths Sage wanted to scare him, but he couldn't always let his descendants look down on him.

"But there are a lot of things in dad's shop that can easily endure the village. He has a strange cylindrical weight. It is said that if it explodes, it can easily destroy the entire Fire Country. It seems to be called Big Ivan." Naruto recalled. He asked Li Yue what it was, and Li Yue replied that it was a good thing that could bring about world nuclear peace.

The Immortal of Six Paths couldn't help wiping the non-existent cold sweat on his head (an aggregation of pure life energy has no sweat glands). Even the all-out attack in his heyday could not reach such power. This little kid's old Who is dad?

Li Yue would not tell him that this was the power of science. His mind had long been focused on the power of the Six Paths Sage. He had previously obtained the power laws of Sharingan and Byakugan by studying the lineage of Erzhu and Xiao Ningji, and He also deduced the reincarnation eye and reincarnation eye. He also deduced the immortal body through Naruto's bloodline, but the Yin and Yang two escapes could not be obtained by deriving the blood inheritance boundary, so he also let the six path immortals share the power of the Yin and Yang escape. to yourself, in order to deduce these two forces.

Thanks to the intervention of Li Yue and Uchiha Fulin, the Uchiha family in this world was not exterminated, and the third generation's exclusion policy against them was also cancelled. However, this matter was mainly caused by Li Yue. With his impressive strength and the operation of Uchiha Fulin, the Uchiha clan has already stepped into the upper echelons of the village and gained a lot of say, making life much easier for the entire family.

But Erzhuzi was obviously in a bad mood today. His brother Itachi had become a so-called rebellious nin for some reason and was wanted by the village. As soon as he arrived at Li Yue's house, he threw himself into Li Yue's arms and interrupted. His derivation of power began to pour bitter tears on him.

"What? Boy Itachi has become a traitor! No wonder he hasn't come to see me for a long time." Li Yue also vaguely guessed the fact. There must be a dirty trick from Danzo, otherwise why would Boy Itachi rebel? Out of Konoha.

Combined with the previous rumors that Shisui committed suicide by drowning in the river, Li Yue could roughly guess what happened, but how did Danzo attack Shisui's eyes? Li Yue was really curious about whether Danzo didn't dare to mess with his godson so he messed with other Uchiha family members. Since this old immortal promoted the plot, let's let him live for a while.

However, Li Yue still placed some strange curses on Danzo for his own bad taste. Hehehehe, you are a bit too young for playing dirty~

As for whether Danzo got up and went to the bathroom the next day to find that he had turned into a woman or that his little brother had shortened by 10, it depends on his luck. Anyway, Li Yue confused the two curses and gave one to Danzo at random. Just hide it and that's it.

Erzhuzi, who was sitting next to Li Yue, definitely didn't expect that his father would give Danzo a critical blow in that dazed moment, and he was still secretly feeling hurt. Li Yue finally said that he would change Itachi's wanted status from life or death. As long as he was alive and uninjured, almost no one would be able to catch Itachi because of how difficult he was. After all, catching him without injury was several times more difficult than killing him directly.

Er Zhuzi then wiped his tears and poured himself a glass of juice from the coffee table. Looking at Er Zhuzi who couldn't hide what he was thinking at all, Li Yue didn't know whether he should be happy or sad. He was so aloof. The male god was forcefully educated by Li Yue and turned into an upright guy who was almost as heartless as Naruto. If the old thief Kishimoto knew about it, I wonder if he would smash the paintbrush in his hand to the ground. How could the two pillars not be cold-blooded? It looks like the character has collapsed.

But people, it’s better to smile more. If you keep a straight face all the time, you will be regarded as a facial paralysis. Look at the Yondaime who is on the same level as Erzhu. He is a successful male god. That’s right. I don’t know how the genes of the Yondaime and Xinnajiu gave birth to a child like Naruto. Is it the genetic mutation or the old Wang next door?

Li Yue shook off the random thoughts in his mind, then reached out to ruffle Erzhu's hair, and finally ran back to the kitchen with a bad smile, leaving Sasuke there angrily covering his head. This dad is good at everything. I just like rubbing my head too much.

He casually picked off the soy sauce on the back of the soy sauce grasshopper and dripped the soy sauce on the pancakes. While making the pancakes, Li Yue was thinking about how to change Itachi's wanted order. Should he go directly to the Sandaime to be stronger or hypnotize the entire village? People secretly changed Itachi's wanted poster without them noticing. But Li Yue was obviously in a state of absent-mindedness. He grabbed a piece of meat and fried it, then cut it into slices and stuffed it into the pancakes. He didn't even notice the faint smell of wine in the air. He subconsciously regarded the smell of wine as The taste of cooking wine.

It was already too late when Li Yue realized something was wrong. Both Naruto and Sasuke fell on the sofa with red faces. The two hugged each other in a very shameful posture. It can only be said that the two are worthy of being good friends for life. .

In such a situation, how could Li Yue not notice what happened? He mistook the beef from the drunken bull for the meat of a brave bison and stuffed it into the pancakes. The meat from the drunken cow was originally intended to be eaten by himself. Underage drinking But it's forbidden.

Now it's better, Naruto and Sasuke are both drunk, and now they are hugging each other in a very indecent posture, wait a minute! Naruto, what are you doing, why are you kissing Sasuke!

Pulling away Naruto who almost gnawed at Sasuke, Li Yue wiped a cold sweat. The drunk Naruto must have thought that Sasuke was Sakura in his dream. If he really gnawed it, it would be like a human being. Disaster, men and men will not have consequences.

Sasuke didn't feel nervous at all about his first kiss being almost taken away. He turned over and continued to sleep, but it was obvious that he was still the brother-controlled second pillar, muttering Itachi's name all the time. It seemed that Itachi's departure had a greater impact on him than Li. It's even bigger than I imagined. I really don't know how big a blow Sasuke would be if the Uchiha were exterminated. No wonder he has a mental disorder.

But this is heartbreaking. What Naruto wants is you, but you are thinking about your brother. This relationship is weird no matter how you think about it, okay?

"Why are they all drunk?" The Immortal of Six Paths walked out of his bedroom and smelled the faint smell of alcohol in the air. When he saw the two drunken children of the world, he felt tired and came to Li Yue In just a few hours, he has experienced something he has never experienced before. Can you imagine yourself being looked down upon by a little kid who is a great Immortal of Six Paths?

"Haha, what, have you eaten? There are some pancakes here." Li Yue decisively changed the subject and handed the extra pancakes to the Immortal of Six Paths. He smelled the aroma of the pancakes and the faint aroma of wine, and took a bite The Immortal of Six Paths' eyes widened immediately after taking a bite. He had never eaten such a strange dish before. It tasted really great.

This Naruto world pays more attention to the development of personal power. Other light and heavy industries and living standards are far lower than other worlds, which makes the development of their food very slow. Can you imagine that a bowl of ramen is super delicious? So it makes sense that Li Yue's cuisine can impress everyone.

But apparently even though he was resurrected, the Six Paths Sage directly transformed himself in order to live like a normal person. In addition to being made of pure energy, he also had the same organs and digestive system as a normal person. He chewed off a few of them. After making the pancakes, he felt a little dizzy. He couldn't blame him for his poor drinking ability. He could only blame the quality of the beef that was drunk this time. Even if it was given to Aru, he would probably get drunk after eating a few big mouthfuls.

Obviously he didn't expect that the Immortal of Six Paths had transformed himself and made his drinking capacity the same as that of ordinary people. Li Yue could only watch in a daze as the Immortal of Six Paths fell to the ground.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing to transform yourself? You can just make a tongue to taste the taste. Why do you need to evolve a digestive system! Aren't you the founder of Ninja Sect? Why did a few pancakes knock you down? ?”

The Sage of Six Paths obviously did not expect that the alcohol would be so strong. Before he could use chakra to force the alcohol out of his body, he fainted and fell to the ground. Before he fainted, he had only one thought in his mind:

"Gan, the boat capsized in the gutter."

The next morning, our dear classmate Hagoromo Otsutsuki covered his head and climbed out of bed. Looking at his messy clothes, it always felt like someone had taken them off and then put them on again. He suddenly I felt like I had lost something important.

But Li Yue was so thick-skinned that our classmate Yuyi didn't see anything strange in his expression at all, until one day he saw the "Six Paths Immortal Women's Clothing Photography Collection" on the VIP product section of the store~

Ahem, this is all for later~

As a kind old father of two godsons, Li Yue rushed into the Sandaime's office the next morning, pointing at the Sandaime with one hand and holding a big Ivan in his other hand: "Let's talk about a deal~"

Half an hour later, Li Yue walked out with satisfaction. The big Ivan was given to them as a gift. Itachi's wanted status was changed to live as long as he was not injured, and he also got the title of Jonin. , to lead the ninja team of his two godsons. As for Kakashi, he was regarded as Li Yue's assistant and joined the team, so that their ninja team of five people was born.

The Sandaime was also frightened by Li Yue at first. Who knows if he will go crazy and raze the Fire Country to the ground. But fortunately, the subsequent negotiations went smoothly. He only paid a little and had little harm to the Leaf Village. As a reward, he received a powerful weapon that could level the entire Fire Country.

Of course, how could Li Yue be so stupid as to hand over Big Ivan to the Sandaime? Such a powerful and destructive weapon should not have appeared in the world of Naruto. Li Yue just gave the Sandaime a shell of Big Ivan. It is filled with high-explosive 4 explosives. Even if it is triggered, it will only blow up a mere Konoha village.

Oh, it's just a "merely" Konoha~ If Deidara knew that Konoha had such a "treasure", he would definitely want to steal it. After all, it is a top-notch "artwork".

Thanks to Li Yue's generous teachings, Naruto finally got rid of his fate and became the fifth lowest in the school. He did not steal the so-called sealed book. Mizuki, who originally wanted to encourage Naruto to steal the book, He had been knocked over by Li Yue with a sap early on and thrown into the world of black souls to spread the fire. However, he was not an undead person. He was really dead when he was slashed. Even his body must be cold now.

Although Konoha's top brass once suspected that Li Yue was the culprit behind Mizuki's disappearance, they had not yet tried to expose him due to the lack of evidence and the fear of provoking Li Yue.

The next day was the day for each Jonin teacher to select his own Genin team members. Li Yue went back and cooked a good meal for the children so that they could be in a good state to welcome their leader teacher tomorrow, and then locked himself up. In the bedroom, he had already mastered the Yin-Yang style, and now it was time to develop some cool moves using various ninjutsu.

On the morning of the next day, Li Yue walked out of the room with a scroll in his hand. The scroll in his hand was very similar to the so-called Book of Sealings, but there was no serious ninjutsu in it. They were all frivolous operations~

Using Lei Dun to develop a railgun is what every time traveler wants to do. Li Yue did it. He even developed a railgun version of King's Treasure. However, it is estimated that not many people have the ability to use this trick. The amount of chakra consumed is really terrifying.

Other modifications to your feet and hands to use fire escape to fly like Iron Man are all routine operations~

He enshrined this scroll in the center of his living room. Next to it was a statue of Master Guan, which shows how much Li Yue attached importance to this scroll.

It can only be said that if Orochimaru has read this scroll, he will definitely regard this book as a sacred book. After all, this guy is also a man full of tricks.

"Dad, today is the day when we form a ninja team. How can you stay up so late and stay up like this?" Sakura, who came to visit yesterday (not because there was a big meal), looked at the bloodshot wrinkles in Li Yue's eyes. She frowned, she didn't want her father to appear in front of her classmates with such a depressed look.

"Well, I'm sorry. I was so full of sexy tricks yesterday that I couldn't help but practice all night long." Li Yue yawned. His hair looked even messier because it was not tied up with ropes. Useless uncle.

But not every good-for-nothing uncle has muscles that can crush walnuts directly.

Li Yue lit a cigar tree branch, and took a deep breath to dispel his mental fatigue. In his current state, even a clone could last for several months without sleeping, but you let someone who is not good at using his head. Li Yue went to think about it all night. If he didn't have a clever idea and wanted to write it out, he would have fallen asleep holding the scroll.

Li Yue made some preparations before going out. Anyway, the graduates of the ninja school had to hold a graduation ceremony before it was their turn as jounin teachers to appear. He could go out later and dress himself up first.

Maria gently created a clone to help the sloppy Li Yue fix his hair, and then returned to the system space. Li Yue took out a Geely Fengyin razor and shaved his beard cleanly. He glanced at himself in the mirror, and suddenly he realized that he was not old at all, and that the years had not left any mark on his body.

"Am I immortal? Apart from this heart, can I really be considered a human being?"

But he just sighed. He is not one of those philosophers. Today is the graduation day of his godson and goddaughter. He should show his style in the best way. As for stealing other people's limelight, there is no way he can do it. Are you pretending to be yourself?

He changed his hair back to its original light blond color, and the wrinkles on his face quickly disappeared. He immediately transformed from Geralt to a little fresh meat, well, as long as you don't consider that he is two meters tall and has tendons all over his body. As for the meat, it can indeed be regarded as fresh meat.

He put on a specially customized Jonin green vest and a forehead protector on his head. He did not bring a ninja tool bag. Instead, he wore a 70-meter-long Kodachi made of Kratos alloy. This knife also had With an almost indestructible blade and good energy conductivity, it is simply an artifact for ninjas who use swords.

Using magic to eliminate the wrinkles on his clothes, Li Yue concentrated chakra on the soles of his feet, stepped on the roof of his house and ran towards the ninja school. As for shoes? He would not wear slippers-like shoes that would tan his toes. Nike shoes were obviously more comfortable.

In a few breaths, Li Yue arrived at the door of the ninja school and found Naruto's class. It wasn't that the school was closer to home, but because Li Yue's jumping power was far superior to that of humans, and the roofs he stepped on were all left behind. deep footprints.

After saying hello to Kakashi at the door, Li Yue stepped into the classroom under Kakashi's surprised eyes.

"Now that I've invited your leading teachers to enter, I would also like to ask all the teachers to introduce themselves." Iruka clapped his hands on the stage, and the leading teachers as Jonin walked directly into the classroom, leading The first person is Li Yue.

"Uh, who are you?" Iruka was stunned for a moment, looking at Li Yue who was twice as young as he was in front of him. He didn't know what to say. The main reason was that Li Yue had changed so much that he was stunned. No reaction.

"I am Li Yue. As the leader of the seventh team, I would like to introduce myself here. I hope everyone can cooperate with our work." After speaking, he nodded seriously.

But even if Li Yue shaved off his beard and became much younger, the nervous aura on his body still could not be concealed, and his final nod made him look like a magic stick.

"Liar... you're lying. When did dad become so energetic?" Naruto and Sasuke, who had been with Li Yue day and night, recognized Li Yue at a glance, but the others only came to visit during holidays and rest days. Li Yue's "godsons" didn't dare to recognize Li Yue for a moment.

"Ah, um, haha, are you Naruto's guardian? Hello, I am the head teacher of his class, Iruka. I am a chuunin. Hello, senior." Iruka has heard of Li Yue a long time ago. I also saw Li Yue coming to pick up Naruto and Erzhuzi at the school gate, but I didn't expect that Li Yue, who looked depressed before, was actually so young, but that temperament~ felt weird.

"Hey, Iruka, Naruto and Sasuke have been taken care of by you in the past few years." Li Yue was a familiar person and slapped Iruka on the shoulder. Iruka's expression froze. , even if Li Yue's slap was relaxed, his shoulder would be numb.

"The people named below are the reserve members of my ninja team, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura!"

The three of them stood behind Li Yue obediently, and then followed Li Yue out of the classroom. The students and teachers were left looking at each other, and Kakashi followed them directly out of the classroom. He was also a little depressed. He was originally a good teacher and became a teaching assistant, but who made the teacher his own? As for dad, just go crazy with him. ()