Marvel Dragon Ball System

(The following is a live report from a New York TV reporter)

We've just arrived at the scene and Spider-Man is fighting terrorists.

Oh my god, terrorists are throwing bombs at Spider-Man! Spider-Man ducks! Bravo!

We can see that the terrorists have a lot of high-tech equipment, flying skateboards and Halloween bombs. The U.S. government actually allowed a terrorist to appear in the center of New York City with so many weapons. We need to think about what is behind this...

Oh my god, his skateboard is equipped with a machine gun! He's shooting at Spider-Man! Spider-Man is hiding behind that wall, and God forbid the bullet will go through that wall... Well, Spider-Man is safe! He launched a counterattack! Oh, it's a shame his attack was dodged.

The terrorist... how about I name him the Green Goblin? Green devil! Just like superheroes in comics must have one or more nemesis, the Green Goblin must be Spider-Man's nemesis. Maybe he has a plan to destroy the world? Maybe I'll find a way to interview this guy after this battle...

Wait, Spider-Man is flying! No, he's stuck to Green Goblin's skateboard with webbing! Haha, the arrogant skateboard boy is going to suffer!

Spider-Man is using his webbing to climb onto Green Goblin's skateboard. Oh my god, the Green Goblin dropped a bomb on Spider-Man! Spider-Man lets go of the webbing, and it looks like the attack failed.

Huh? Is there someone there?

Are there any innocent people who have not been evacuated?

The man jumped up, so high! He's trying to attack the Green Goblin! He covered his face! This is no ordinary person! Quick, zoom in, let's take a look at this new superhero!

...This superhero should be coded.

We can see that this new superhero should be young, and his skin color should be yellow. He is dressed very weirdly, and looks like...a performance artist. He's using the walls of the building to jump around and attack the Green Goblin. He and Spider-Man work well together, which is surprising... Wow! He threw Spider-Man at the Green Goblin, who got kicked! The Green Goblin is going to fall off his skateboard!

What a shame, the Green Goblin crawled back. Damn it, they should have taken this opportunity to attack.

Maybe we should give this new superhero a name...how about Jianguo? Translated into Eastern languages, it is a pun. I like this name, and if he were Chinese, he would also like this name.

Great, Keno and Spider-Man attack again! The Green Goblin dodged Spider-Man's attack, but not Jockey Man's! The strong man didn't make a move, but stood firmly on the skateboard! He's beating up the Green Goblin! Oh my god, I see blood, this must hurt...

...

(The following returns to Xia Ye’s perspective)

A strong man is wearing a chest-high suspender denim crotch cloth on a summer night. 35xs has always thought that tights are perverted, but he never thought that one day he would wear clothes that are a hundred times more perverted than tights to fight.

What's more important is that even he couldn't recognize himself, but the little spider actually recognized him!

Angry, he used the Green Goblin as a punching bag, and found the right opportunity to jump onto the Green Goblin's floating wings, and slashed the Green Goblin's head. The Green Goblin was about to resist, but was knocked unconscious by Xia Ye's punch. I saw that the Green Goblin's helmet was deformed after a few hits, and there was blood seeping out of it.

The Green Goblin finally reacted, controlled the floating wings to flip in the air, and pushed Xia Ye out hard. Seeing that Xia Ye was about to fall to the ground, Spider-Man used the spider silk to swing over and catch him.

"Master, why don't you say anything? Why are you dressed like this?" Little Spider put Xia Ye on the ground and asked immediately. This is the fourth time this question has been asked after Xia Ye appeared on the battlefield.

Just pick it up, it’s still a princess hug! Are you looking for trouble? !

Xia Ye was so ashamed and angry that she didn't want to pay attention to him at all. She was determined not to admit that this was him, life or death. A good-looking man turned into a pervert. It’s okay to become a pervert, but it was actually broadcast live on the entire network... Xia Ye glanced at the helicopter flying in the sky not far away, and could clearly see a reporter shouting excitedly and a reporter carrying a camera inside Photographer, he really wanted to take it down.

For the sake of my own glorious image, I absolutely cannot admit that the person wearing women's underwear and denim crotch today is me! Let this mysterious character, who will only appear once, disappear into history forever!

The Green Goblin was a little dazed by Xia Ye's hit, and he swayed twice in mid-air before he stabilized. For him, the situation is not optimistic. It's already very difficult to deal with just one Spider-Man, but now there's another pervert with unknown origins, and he's pretty good too. It seems that it is impossible to kill Spider-Man today. We have to retreat first and then find an opportunity.

"That's it for the dance! Goodbye, boys!" he shouted, then dropped all the remaining dozen pumpkin bombs and prepared to take off.

Hearing this, Xia Ye suddenly became anxious, and quickly shouted "Hey, don't go away" at the Green Goblin, and then rushed towards the Green Goblin. As a result, he was faced with a lot of pumpkin bombs, and he had no choice but to dodge them. When the pumpkin bomb exploded, I looked up at the sky and saw that the Green Goblin was gone...

Turning his head, Spider-Man looked at himself curiously: "You can speak Chinese, you must be the master! Why don't you speak? Is there any purpose for dressing like this?"

"Get out! Stay away from me!" Xia Ye was so angry that she rolled her eyes at Spider-Man, turned around and left. He urgently needed to get some normal clothes and find a place where no one was around to change into them. I lost face today, let the Green Goblin run away, and didn't get the redemption points... Xia Ye felt that today's almanac must have written that it was not appropriate to go out.

Spider-Man was not angry when he heard this. He originally wanted to follow the master to see what the master wanted to do, but gave up after thinking about it. Maybe it's because there are reporters here and it's hard to talk to him. I'll call the master later and ask again... I heard that Chinese Kung Fu pays attention to one's state of mind, so the master must have some intention.

He was very interested in it.

"Then I'm leaving, Master!" The little spider happily greeted Xia Ye, shot out the spider silk and swung away.

Xia Ye was filled with shame and anger, avoiding the pursuit of helicopters and walking through the streets that had become ruins. Finally, she found a public toilet near a bus stop and hid in it. He took out his cell phone from his crotch - it was the only place he could put anything on his body - and called Lorna.

"I'll send you a location. You can find something I can wear as soon as possible and send it over. Don't ask why, you won't want to know." Xia Ye said immediately as soon as the call was connected.

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and Skye's smiling voice came: "I know why, Mr. Strong Man."

"A strong man?" Xia Ye was stunned.

"Yes, Jocky. The New York radio reporter got you the name," Skye said with a smile. "We watched the live broadcast on our mobile phones. By the way, Lorna was right next to her. She was laughing so hard that she couldn't speak."

...Mom sells batches.