My sister can't be an elf

Rape is the national quintessence of the Asan Kingdom. It is a habit that men in this country carry with them when they are born. Even a wise person like the Eight-leaf Tathagata cannot escape his bad nature.Master Li was as beautiful as an immortal and had a curvy figure, which made him so excited that he was not willing to wait for even a minute or a second.

However, there are more than just Eight Leaves Tathagata present. Wu Tu Gu, Mulu King, and the barbarian girl who shot Li Su to death with a flying knife are all senior Holy Chosen from the Southern District, especially this girl. , this person has an extraordinary origin. She is the daughter of the Taihuang Heavenly Dou Shen Luyu Star Lord Vinayaka. Her name is Katrina. This time she traveled through time and used the aristocratic mode to become the direct bloodline of the Zhu Rong clan, the next generation of Yunnan Barbarian King Meng Huo. His wife, Mrs. Zhu Rong.

Katrina has a profound background and a fierce background. Even if the Eight-leaf Tathagata is fond of raping, he would not dare to target her. The so-called face of the Buddha is not seen in the face of the monk, and the ability to seduce the star Lord Vinayaka is comparable to The true Buddha in the Paradise of the West once defeated the three great masters Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Guanyin in a single fight. When the destiny Khan Nuerhachi was at his peak, he was extremely jealous of this person.

Relying on the power of her biological father, Katrina herself has mediocre combat power and is only a senior Holy Chosen One, but she still dares to make irresponsible remarks and yell at Qingwei Heavenly Fighting God Baye Tathagata.

At this time, she saw that Eight-leaf Tathagata was so anxious and wretched when she caught Master Li, and she couldn't help but said coquettishly: "Mr. Vikas, what are you doing? The battle is not over yet, and you are so impatient. You men, you are really No future."

The Eight-Leaf Tathagata did not dare to offend this ancestor, and greeted him with a smile: "Miss Katrina, it doesn't matter, with Hanuman here, victory will definitely belong to us, you must have confidence. And I am just a meditator, not Directly participate in the battle. When I live, I want to constantly possess beauty and get closer to eternal life. If you don’t take what God has given you, you will suffer from it, and you must enjoy yourself in time to avoid long nights and dreams..."

At this time, Wu Tu Gu and King Mulu came to report: "Lord Tathagata, we found the main force of the Xingyang Army defenders. They are fighting Cao Cao Army's sneak attack troops, and the fight is inextricable. Please give your next instructions. Should we join forces with Cao Cao’s army?”

Hearing this, the Eight-leaf Tathagata looked disdainful, waved his hand, and said impatiently: "What the hell is Cao Cao? How can an NPC in the plot world be qualified to be my ally? I will kill him in the future. Seize the emperor's imperial aura. Send me an order, regardless of Yang Ye's troops or Cao Cao's troops, kill them without mercy. Steal treasure chests, rob women, rob food, rob, kill, and burn them all. Xingyang is the territory of the Huaxia Kingdom. To me, The three of them are of little use, so it would be better to destroy them completely."

"Yes, Lord Tathagata, I will obey your orders." Both Wu Tu Gu and King Mulu saluted with their hands clasped together, and quickly mobilized. The vine armored soldiers, the southern barbarian war elephants and the sacred monkey Hanuman began to launch indiscriminate attacks.

The generals of Cao Cao's army were overjoyed when they heard that the southern barbarians were attacking the city. They thought reinforcements were coming, but when they were about to say hello, Hanuman, the sacred monkey, danced violently and smashed down his golden pestle, killing and injuring countless tigers and leopards.

Mrs. Venus is the chosen one of the God of Fighting and has rich experience. When she saw Hanuman, the monkey god with four heads and eight arms, a giant stick sweeping across his body, and his majestic power, she immediately knew his identity, thought of an extremely terrifying enemy, and immediately spoke out. He reminded: "Everyone, be careful. The Southern Barbarian Army is an enemy, not a friend. Its leader must be possessed by the Eight-leaf Tathagata, the demon from the outer world. This beast is vicious, violent, extremely terrifying, and will definitely not let us go."

She then sent a secret message to Yunlong Gongsun Sheng and said: "Mr. Gongsun, now that we are facing a powerful enemy, our two families must temporarily abandon their prejudices and join forces to fight against the enemy. Otherwise, no one will survive this time."

While the two were talking, Hanuman's big stick was like a rafter, shattering the space again, and suddenly struck back at a weird angle, breaking through the tiger's heart.

(This chapter is not finished yet, please turn the page.) Xu Chu’s ultimate move, “Shaking the Mountain and Shaking the Earth,” knocked down the head of his octagonal hammer; Zhang He and Gao Lan teamed up to use the martial arts skill “Francing Dance of Gods and Ghosts,” stabbing with six consecutive spears. On Hanuman, this divine monkey has a tough body, comparable to Yang Ye's Nine-turn Yuan Gong Vajra Body. There is a clanging sound, the gun head is broken, the blade is curled, and only a few sparse white shadows are left.

"Ants, turn them all into meat for me!" Hanuman jumped up, held up the wishful golden pestle, struck a blow from a high position to cause trouble, and then smashed Gao Lan down with his horse and man. This magical monkey is indeed unrivaled in power and ferociousness. Its fighting style is "kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace behind for thousands of miles."

Seeing the dangerous situation, Ruyunlong Gongsun Sheng had to agree with Mrs. Venus's opinion. After all, the two had met in Liaodong, and they had a somewhat comradely relationship. He immediately ordered his generals and soldiers to join forces with Cao Cao's army to deal with the monkey Hanu. Man and all the southern barbarian soldiers.

The person who traveled through King Mulu is also a senior Holy Chosen in the Southern District. His name is Kehan. His enhanced expertise is beast taming. His own martial arts and spells are ordinary, but he has an incredible artifact on hand. Seeing Xu Chu and Gongsun Five masters, Sheng, Lady Venus, Zhang He, and Hua Xiong, attacked the monkey god Hanuman. They immediately stepped forward to help the battle and sacrificed their own treasures at the bottom of the box.

This treasure is a small and exquisite three-legged round cauldron. On the cauldron, there is a monster with a wolf head and two wings, which looks like a dragon but not a dragon. It is extremely ferocious.The whole body of the tripod is neither gold nor jade, its color is like purple clouds, and its brilliance is sparkling.There are many demons, fish, dragons, snakes, ghosts, mountain spirits/water monsters, etc. cast on the tripod.

The Yu Ding is an artifact passed down from the Shu Mountain Swordsman to the world. It was originally owned by Qi Xiaer and is one of the seventeen treasures used by Yu to control the floods. The tripod is cast with all the creatures of the earth, mountains and rivers spirits, mountain monsters and sea monsters, and wild beasts. , all can be controlled by flying generals to come out and hurt the enemy.

Kehan ​​urged the Yu cauldron, and suddenly there was a loud sound of music, and thousands of strange sounds roared at the same time. Some of the sounds were like children's cries, very sad; some roared like thunder, shaking the whole world.The strange sounds overlapped, and the roaring and raging waves of the flood peak appeared. Countless water columns, large and small, poured out from the cauldron. The water flooded Xingyang and surged.There were also all kinds of weird monsters leaping out from the cauldron pattern, all swooping up with their teeth and claws.The leader is a monster with a wolf head and two wings that looks like a dragon but not a dragon on top of Ding Niu.

Although the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry were brave and good at fighting and well-trained, they were only mortal bodies in the end. How could they withstand such an evil battle? They were killed in an instant and their blood flowed like rivers. Fortunately, two mages, Gongsun Sheng and Fan Rui, stepped forward and used The Five Thunder Tiangang Zhengfa was launched to suppress monsters, strange noises and huge waves, and even the divine colt, Ma Ling, arrived on the Hot Wheels and continuously knocked out the gold bricks in his palms, forcibly creating a bloody path, summoning fire crows and throwing fire randomly. Dan, reluctantly assists in fending off the beast of Yu Ding.

Shenjuzi Ma Ling also had Yang Ye teach him the Journey to the South, Taiping Yaoshu and other spells. Therefore, the attributes of the person and Huaguang Heavenly King are the best, so the learning effect is the best. Except for the Demon-Suppressing Golden Spear, which has not been understood, the rest of the Fire Crow, He has mastered the techniques of Fire Pill and Hot Wheel Divine Movement better than Yang Ye, and he made great achievements at this time.

For now, let’s ignore the fierce battle between the two armies. Let’s just talk about the Eight-leaf Tathagata. He casually deceived Katrina. Then he went to his head and shook his hands to take out a Buddha Bodhi Pagoda. It was shaped like a seven-level pagoda and fell to the ground. From small to large, he stood on the battlefield. Then he flicked his fingers, and Master Li, who was bound by the soft rope of the Buddha's light, floated up on his own and flew into the wing bedroom on the highest floor of the pagoda. The interior was luxuriously decorated, with a A large bed made of the teeth of thousand-year-old mammoths and elephant spirits.

The Eight-Leaf Tathagata laughed wildly and followed him in, flicking his sleeves casually. In an instant, the door of the pagoda was closed tightly, and an unruly voice floated in the air: "Now I want to participate in the Happy Zen with the new concubine. Even if the sky falls outside,

(This chapter is not finished yet, please turn the page.) You are not allowed to bother me either. "

But after a moment, Eight-leaf Tathagata's wanton laughter turned into a scream, as if a mouse had its tail severely stepped on. Master Li's voice sounded coldly: "Shameless pervert, let you mess with my ideas..."

It turned out that as soon as he entered the Bodhi Pagoda, the Eight-leaf Tathagata showed off the quintessence of Asan's Chinese style and went straight to take off Master Li's clothes, trying to grab the collar and tear off the bra to watch the soft and tender chicken head meat. The smoothness tastes better than the stuffing.

Li Shishi's whole body was paralyzed, his limbs and bones were all gone, and he could only close his eyes tightly. It seemed that he could only let him do whatever he wanted and vent his animal desires.

At the critical moment, the plot suddenly reversed. As soon as the Eight-leaf Tathagata touched Master Li's clothes with his ghost claws, he suddenly felt a sharp thorn pricking his hand. It was extremely sharp and was smeared with poison. In an instant, a pair of fleshy palms became more and more... Black and swollen, it was directly attached to two special states: "paralysis" and "poisoning".

At this time, Master Li smiled slyly, gracefully and with a different kind of confidence: "The toad also wants to eat swan meat? Monk Asan, if you touch me, I will poison you to death!"

The object that stabbed the Eight-Leaf Tathagata was none other than Yang Ye, who had acquired a special armor called the "Poison Hedgehog Armor" when he killed Sun Jing, the dog-headed military commander under Gao Qiu, which was good at blocking swords and had an external sharp point. Thorns can quench poison and are best at defending and inflicting damage.Yang Ye originally gave it to Liu Huiniang for self-defense, but Liu Huiniang didn't like it very much, so it was later acquired by Li Shishi.

Master Li asked Yang Ye for assistance and invested a lot of resources. He used many S-level and double-A-level high-end armors as materials, mixed with gold pulp and jade liquid, forged them with the Bagua Purple Gold Elixir Furnace, and tempered them with the potent poisons recorded in the Xingwen Dan Book. , upgrading the poisonous hedgehog armor into god-level equipment, which can not only provide limited defense against enemy attacks (Master Li was hit by the monkey Hanuman with a stick and was crushed to death, all because of this armor), but also the poisonous stings on the armor can appear and hide. , as the master wishes.

Eight-leaf Tathagata wanted to rape Master Li, but was immediately poisoned to death by the poisonous hedgehog armor. It is secretly explained here that this Asan man became a fighting god thanks to his god-level summons and powerful agricultural and commercial logistics skills. Similar to Joan of Arc, he is an auxiliary strengthening master, and his combat ability is relatively mediocre. Many people have life-saving techniques, but if they are poisoned by the Plague Book, they can escape the death penalty but cannot escape the living penalty.

In an instant, the Eight-Leaf Tathagata was in so much pain that he could not take medicine to detoxify the poison. The Nanman soldiers had ordered him to ignore the sky and listened to his lord's screams. They only thought it was a fun game, so no one took care of it.

Poor Eight-leaf Tathagata was so painful that he was poisoned, but Master Li was laughing. But at this moment, the Buddha's light above the Eight-leaf Tathagata's head automatically flashed again, and the summoning channel was reopened. A monk jumped out of the void, and appeared steadily in the In the Bodhi Pagoda.

Li Shishi took a closer look and found that the monk had an unattractive appearance and a wretched appearance. He was about five feet tall, with more than two inches of hair on his head. His face was stained with mud. He had torn monk clothes, short sleeves with no collar, and a silk ribbon around his waist. Pimples, bare feet, dragging a pair of broken straw sandals.

Seeing this monk appear, the Eight-leaf Tathagata seemed to see a life-saving straw, and said intermittently: "Ji Gong... Master... help!"

Monk! Couldn't he be the legendary monk?

Hearing this name, Li Shishi's mind suddenly buzzed. She never dreamed that there would be someone in the world who could send this master as a summon.

Jigong grinned and showed a sarcastic smile. Without saying much, he just put two fingers into the lapel of his clothes and rubbed them together, kneading out a ball of black dirt. Then he flicked his fingers, and the dirt flew out. Throw it into the mouth of the Eight-Leaf Tathagata.

(End of this chapter)