Pokémon in the real world

"Don't stand in the way, go in and try my skills. I'm quite confident in this."

Ye Li pushed Chu Ye into the hall table and pushed Chu Ye into the seat.

Chu Ye didn't bother to care about her behavior and asked casually, "Isn't it poisonous?"

Ye Li patted Chu Ye on the shoulder and said, "Senior brother, what are you talking about? It's lunch that I carefully prepared for you, junior sister."

Chu Ye said with vacant eyes, "Okay, I'll just believe you once."

Then Ye Li jumped to the kitchen and brought out several covered plates. After the plates were placed on the dining table, Chu Ye opened one of the plates.

Chu Ye looked at the carbon-shaped cylinder on the plate that was so burnt that it was too black to see its original appearance with a face full of black lines. He poked it with chopsticks and heard a click. The carbon-shaped cylinder cracked from the middle, and the crack was also pitch black

"What do you call this confidence?"

Ye Li scratched his face in embarrassment and said, "Hey, this is a charcoal-grilled Slowpoke tail. Although it has a few flaws, it's still edible."

The corner of Chu Ye's mouth twitched and he complained, "Are you sure this is charcoal grilling and not roasted into charcoal? Only then can a devil eat it?"

"Kou Jie, I won't eat it."

Geng Gui squirmed very restlessly in Chu Ye's shadow and screamed twice.

Then Chu Ye opened the lids on the other two plates with lightning speed, and sure enough, it was true.

On one plate, three kinds of viscous substances, red, yellow, and black, were stirred together, making people instantly think of a certain viscous substance washed down in the bathroom. What was on the other soup bowl was a bit normal. Chu Ye After recognizing one of the vegetarian tomatoes, Chu Ye couldn't recognize the other blue floating substances.

"If you don't die from eating these things, you should go to the elf center to have your stomach washed."

Seeing these, Chu Ye's face was a little green, and he was already ready to eat dark cuisine. After all, it was a dish made with elite elven ingredients.

But Chu Ye found that he still looked up to Ye Li, and he couldn't swallow this stuff at all.

"Hey, senior brother, what you said really hurt my heart. It's too much."

Ye Lichuye, who was still stern in the face of the dead duck, curled his lips, then turned to ask Zhibai, Shouhei and others, "Since she said so, how about you two solve these problems?"

Zhibai and Shouhei looked at each other, then stood up from their chairs and walked towards the stairs.

"Sister, I think we need to go on a diet today. Let's just eat some fruit."

"Well, brother, you are right, I also feel that I need to lose weight."

For the first time, the two of them expressed their thoughts in sync with expressionless expressions. They quickly left the living room and ran to the guest room Chu Ye had prepared for them last night to eat tree fruits.

For the first time, these two artificial beings who usually only follow other people's orders were forced by Ye Li to show their will to think for themselves. It can be seen how good Ye Li's three dishes are. You can see it no matter how you look at it. It’s getting to the point where the sanity level will be lowered, right?

Ye Li looked at the decisive figures of the two people and was stunned for a moment. Then he shouted angrily towards the stairs with dissatisfaction, "You two will just eat tree fruits for the rest of your lives."

Then she turned around with a smile and said, "Senior brother, since they don't want to eat, then you"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Chu Ye forcefully pulling Geng Gui out of the shadow, opening Geng Gui's big mouth, and forcefully stuffing the bowl of soup made with tomatoes and something into Geng Gui's mouth. In the mouth.

Although Geng Gui tried his best to resist, Chu Ye's explosive response out of survival was actually faster than Geng Gui's, and the thing was already stuffed in before Geng Gui could react.

Leaving aside Geng Gui, whose face had turned from black to green, Chu Ye turned to look at Ye Li and said, "Well, your method of making poison-type improvement materials is good. Geng Gui said that its poison-type energy has been greatly improved."

Ye Li complained and shouted, "Gengar didn't say anything at all. Also, the food made from Ying ingredients will be improved by all elves. Also, don't feed the elves with the bowl at the same time."

Chu Ye looked at Geng Gui who had collapsed on the ground. The big tongue that was sticking out was visibly swollen, and his originally green face turned pale.

Seeing this situation, Chu Ye became more determined not to touch the food made by Ye Li.

You will definitely die if you eat it

Out of this determination, Chu Ye poured the remaining two plates into Geng Gui's mouth again. After a while, Geng Gui's entire ghost seemed to fade, and a wisp of transparent smoke formed Geng Gui's body in his open mouth. The appearance slowly floated out, but his expression was very peaceful

The Variety Monster slipped off Chu Ye and fell to the side of Geng Gui, then stretched out its tentacles to poke the motionless Geng Gui, and then quickly turned into aromatic essence to apply more than ten aromatic treatments and healing waves to Geng Gui.

It took a while for Geng Gui to recover. As soon as it woke up, it jumped up and grabbed Chu Ye's collar and shook it constantly.

"Sister Kou, please don't feed your elf random things."

Chu Yexu apologized with his eyes, "Okay, okay, if it weren't for the ghost-type elves, they wouldn't die so quickly."

Geng Gui yelled, "Koujie really almost didn't survive."

Ye Li on the side couldn't help but interrupt and shouted, "You two bastards, please take into account other people's moods."

Geng Gui and Chu Ye turned to look at Ye Li with disgusted expressions.

"What"

Geng Gui let go of Chu Ye's collar. Chu Ye sat back on the chair and complained, "The person who made this kind of thing has no right to say this. Let me show you what cooking Geng Gui means."

"Mouth Jie"

Geng Gui didn't know when he had taken off the apron that Ye Li was wearing and put it on himself. It's just that human aprons were a bit unsuitable for Geng Gui. Geng Gui struggled to put his paws behind his back and tied the apron. Two eyes were exposed, and the big mouth was covered by the apron.

Chu Ye asked, "Are there any ingredients in the kitchen?"

Ye Li nodded subconsciously, and then Geng Gui waddled into the kitchen.

After a while, the sound of gas ignition, washing and chopping vegetables, and all kinds of yelling noises could be heard in the kitchen. Ye Li curiously poked her head into the kitchen and found that there were three or four Gengars inside who were busy with clear division of labor. Ingredients.

Ye Li twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "You actually use your skills here to cheat."

A Gengar near the door heard Ye Li's voice, then pushed Ye Li's head out of the kitchen with his paw, took out a piece of cardboard from his mouth, wrote a few words, and hung it at the kitchen door.

Ye Li took a curious look.

Bulbasaur and Ye Li are off limits.

Seeing this, Ye Li's teeth were almost broken, but he could only say helplessly and furiously outside the door, "Why do you associate me with Bulbasaur?"

After about half an hour, Geng Gui brought several plates of delicious, delicious and delicious dishes to the dining table. Zhibai and Shouhei, who were hiding on the second floor, were also attracted by the smell and quietly prepared themselves at the dining table and waited for the meal to be served.

Who wants to eat tree fruits when there is food to eat?

The two people looked so natural that Ye Li was holding his breath.

After all the dishes were served, Chu Ye took a taste and said it was good before continuing to eat. Geng Gui slowly untied his apron and showed a very mocking smile to Ye Li.

click

I don't know if it was the sound of the string of Ye Li's reason breaking or the sound of the chopsticks breaking in Ye Li's hand.

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