Transform into an elf

Luo Qinglan glanced at the young man and explained to the four security guards: "Uncle security guard, he is not a bad person, he is just a stupid relative of mine who ran away from the mental hospital."

Silly relative young man: "..."

You are the one who escaped from the mental hospital by riding a horse!

……

"It's so exhausting." After the young man entered the house, he lay on the sofa without any image, just like his own home, except that he rolled on it.

"Why don't you get me a glass of water?"

"How about I give you a bottle of paraquat." Luo Qinglan looked at this silly cousin with a dark face.

The Bingyibu next to him staggered when he heard this.

As expected, the owner survived after drinking paraquat today!

"It's true, it's not cute at all. I came to Sichuan City at night to give you the Fairy Stone, but you still didn't welcome me." Li Han looked heartbroken.

Fairy Stone?

Only then did Luo Qinglan remember that her predecessor had asked Li Han to buy a fairy stone a few days ago in order to evolve Ibrahimovic into Fairy Ibrahimovic.

It's just that... Luo Qinglan glanced at the newly evolved Ice Eevee.

"Really, you've evolved into Ice Eevee and you still ask me to buy the Fairy Stone. Isn't this a lie?"

"One code equals another. You scared me just now and you still want me to welcome you. Just dream."

"I just want to see your sense of self-protection. It seems to be okay now." Li Han sat up and hinted wildly: "Look, I came here in a hurry and didn't even eat dinner."

Luo Qinglan slapped her forehead helplessly, "Maliluli, cook for this rice bucket."

"I'm going to take a shower first. You can help me get some clothes." Li Han said, taking off his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs.

Wow, abs.

Luo Qinglan was so envious when she saw her abdominal muscles.

I remember that no matter how much she exercised, she just couldn't develop abdominal muscles, and her abdominal muscles were always in the same state.

Luo Qinglan, who was staring at her abdominal muscles, forgot one thing. She was now a cute girl, not a real man.

Seeing Luo Qinglan staring at him, Li Han deliberately touched his abdominal muscles, glanced at Luo Qinglan, and said maliciously: "Oh, little Qinglan has grown up and started to like men with abdominal muscles."

Luo Qinglan suddenly realized something, looked down at the loose White Rabbit pajamas, hurriedly covered her chest, and said angrily: "Get out!"

It seems that no matter which world he is in, this cousin is always the same idiot!

"What's going on? Why are you so irritable today? Is your aunt here?"

"roll!!!"

……

Luo Qinglan was so angry that she ran to get her clothes, while Li Han poured himself a glass of water and waited for Luo Qinglan to take off his clothes.

"Really, if a girl is so fierce, she won't be able to get married. Hey, is this?"

Li Han's eyes fell on the mobile phone with a bright screen on the table.

Cover your ears and listen to the wind: Are you there?

Cover your ears and listen to the wind: Thank you for giving up your seat at noon.

Cover your ears and listen to the wind: My name is Guan Hanting.

Li Han depressedly held his cheeks with his hands, "I just said I couldn't get married, forget it, just pretend I didn't say that."

"But, as my cousin, I have to help you refuse... check it."

Li Han's plan is on his mind.

"Come on, Magnemite."

Li Han released a little magnet monster.

The little magnet has a big eye, a spherical body, a horseshoe-shaped piercing on the left and right sides of the body, and a large screw on its head.

Seeing Magneto, one can't help but think of a horrifying picture: a girl sitting on top of Magneto.

"Electromagnetic waves."

Hearing this, the little magnet turned the screw on his head, emitting weak electromagnetic waves, which interfered with the signal of Luo Qinglan's mobile phone.

Li Han took out a mini tablet he carried with him, connected it to the data cable, typed a string of codes on it, and cracked the phone password in less than thirty seconds.

"Hehehe." Li Han took Luo Qinglan's mobile phone, typed out a line of words on a certain letter, and sent it directly.

Please dress as a woman on the spot: You're welcome, my name is Shangguan Cuihua.

Guan Hanting, who was on the opposite side, fell silent when he saw the name.

Li Han lifted up his trouser legs, took a photo of his hairy calves, and then sent it.

Please dress in place: I want to remove my hair today.

Without waiting for a reply, Li Han smiled evilly, took a picture of his abdominal muscles, and sent it together.

Please dress up as a woman: I am King Kong Barbie.

"Hahaha! You didn't reply to me. Are you scared that you don't know what to say?" Li Han laughed so hard that tears came out. The little magnet glanced behind Li Han and drifted away silently.

You silly master, just seek death!

"She's coming down soon. We have to destroy the evidence quickly and delete all the records. I really..."

"You are such a clever little kid."

Li Han stiffened, and a cold air rushed straight to his forehead, sending shivers down his spine. He slowly turned his head around, and saw Luo Qinglan looking at him with "He Shan" eyes.

Luo Qinglan leaned against the sofa, folded her hands across her chest, smiled slightly, and shouted to Maliluli, who was cooking in the kitchen: "Maliluli, eat human meat buns for midnight snack tonight!"

Li Han: "!!!"

Auntie, calm down!

……

"Kawaze Mountain Nature Reserve, watch carefully and don't catch the elves."

"The elf auction house in Pocky City, uh... can't afford it, even the more talented elf can't afford it."

"The large sand fox paradise in Lingyun City looks pretty good."

Luo Qinglan drank soy milk and stared at her phone.

"What are you doing?" Li Han covered his face, which was bruised by Luo Qinglan's beating last night, and walked downstairs.

"I'm going to catch an elf, I'm looking for a place." Luo Qinglan said.

"You're not going out to wander around, catching elves, just doing technology. A Ice Eevee is enough, can you really afford it?" Li Han said, pulled out a chair, sat down, and drank soy milk.

"I want to go outside, so I need to catch the elf and improve my strength."

"seriously?"

"seriously."

"Puff——" Li Han spurted out all the soy milk.

"My aunt, are you really serious?" Li Han asked again.

Luo Qinglan had a serious face, "What else?"

Li Han was almost speechless, "Auntie, the outside world is not as simple as you think. It is very dangerous."

"It's not that I look down on you. You plan to go out and start training elves at the age of ten. And you, you have a gap period of eight years. Wasn't your original dream to join Qingyu Company to engage in scientific research? Why do you want to do it again all of a sudden? out."

"I don't want all my hair to fall out." Luo Qinglan hesitated.

With the system and angels in hand, it would be too much if she didn't have some dreams, and she originally wanted to conquer the powerful elves and explore this magical world of elves.

"Are you willing to take some snacks for this reason? Are you out of your mind? Do you need me, Li Yongxin, to give you a call?"

"When people live in this world, they always have to pursue something, and my current pursuit is to collect elves and become an elf master."

Seeing that Luo Qinglan refused to listen, Li Han persuaded her earnestly: "Let's not talk about the issue of elf cultivation for now. You can't pass the test of aunt and uncle alone. They won't let you go outside."