The madness of the elves is coming

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Concubine Dongfang Yun, who had just walked out of the door, was stunned for a moment when she heard this. Then she yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of me" of the room, and walked away quickly.

When she called out, Su Qingqing and others ran out of the room, "What's wrong with you, slutty concubine? What do you call me late at night?"

Concubine Dongfang Yun covered her wet skirt and hurriedly hid in her room. She stretched out her head and showed a forced smile, "No...it's okay. I just saw a mouse and was scared."

"You have practiced martial arts for so many years in vain, and you are still afraid of mice. I despise you!"

Su Qingqing smiled and gave her the middle finger, then returned to her room.

Concubine Dongfang Yun locked the door in frustration, gritted her teeth and muttered: "You damn beast, I must take revenge. Let's see how I torture you to death tomorrow! Humph!"

……

After Chen Nan closed the door, he took a shower and prepared to go to bed.

However, just as he lay down on the bed, his cell phone rang. When he took it out, he saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hello, who is it?"

Since he had just dealt with Concubine Dongfang Yun, Chen Nan was in a good mood, so he spoke kindly.

"Honey, what are you doing?" A sweet voice came from over there, which seemed familiar.

Chen Nan was stunned for a moment, husband?When did you become someone else's husband?

"Who are you? Did you call the wrong number?"

"Humph!" came a coquettish voice from the phone, "You heartless guy, you touched someone in the box last time, and you forgot about me so quickly."

Inside the box?

Chen Nan suddenly realized. No wonder the voice seemed familiar. It turned out to be Li Xiao, who almost had sex in the box last time. "It turns out to be you, little wife, how do you have my number?"

"You call me little wife, how could I not have my husband's number!" Li Xiao chuckled.

Chen Nan knew that Li Xiao and Concubine Dongfang Yun were old classmates, best friends, and best friends in terms of women. This number must have been given to her by Concubine Dongfang Yun.

"Husband, do you miss me?" Li Xiao asked again with a smile.

Hearing her call her husband, it was really kind. Chen Nan couldn't help but joked: "I asked you, can you be more reserved?"

Li Xiao's silvery laughter came from the phone, and she said sweetly: "Husband, you are so bad, you know how to laugh at others. I am already very reserved. Tell me, what are you doing now?"

An evil smile appeared on Chen Nan's face, and he suddenly shouted "Oh", which was very exciting.

Hearing Chen Nan shout like this, Li Xiao became even more confused, "What on earth are you doing? Why are you shouting like this?"

"I'm jerking off!" Chen Nan said without restraint.

"Ah?" Li Xiao exclaimed, and finally sighed, saying in a distressed tone: "Poor husband, when I'm not with you, I can only use my hands to comfort myself. Husband, you must pay attention, there are too many planes. If you hurt your body, if you really can’t hold it in any longer, just go find the lady, I won’t blame you.”

Chen Nan was stunned and speechless!

I thought Li Xiao would be embarrassed if she said this, but unexpectedly, she would tease him instead.

"Are you a woman?" Chen Nan asked depressedly.

"Of course, she is a stunning beauty!" Li Xiao's laughter was very seductive. "Didn't you touch someone last time? Didn't you even recognize this?"

Chen Nan felt like she was broken. This woman could really say anything.

"But I heard that some shemales can also be faked."

"I hate it, you call me a shemale." Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction, and asked: "By the way, hubby, when are you coming to see me? I miss you so much."

miss me?

Chen Nan was delighted. This was so deceptive. He and Li Xiao had only met once. Although they almost had a one-night stand, feelings weren't so easy to develop, right?

If we had sex last time, maybe we could still have a "day" and have a long-term love, but last time there was no day at all!

"Then how much do you miss me?" Chen Nan smiled.

"I miss you during the day and miss you at night. I miss you all the time, but I miss you all the time. I cry all day long, and treat insomnia as food. I'm going crazy." Li Xiao said with a pitiful voice.

Chen Nan was speechless for a while, "Can you be more ridiculous?"

"Everything I said is true!" Li Xiao said in a soft and greasy voice: "Just because I laid eyes on you last time, I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. My strong love, you Don’t you feel it?”

"No."

"How could you do this? Why don't you try to comfort me? Oh, I'm so sad. My heart is broken."

Chen Nan really wanted to say something stupid back to her. Others said what men said was nonsense, but what this woman said was even more nonsense than what men said! "Since you miss me so much, how about we book a room tonight?"

"Husband, you are so bad, you just want to sleep with me."

Chen Nan laughed, "Of course, I'm so horny right now. I was jerking off just now. Do you have the heart not to book a room with me?"

"But..." Li Xiao let out a long sigh, "What a coincidence. I'm out of town right now, not in Ningjiang City, so I can't book a room with you. I'm so sorry, husband."

"Then you just take a plane and fly back."

"No, the plane is not safe." Li Xiao said softly: "You just kicked off the plane. What if I was flying on the plane and you shot me down?"

"Hold!"

Chen Nan couldn't hold it back and started swearing.

Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction: "Honey, what are you doing? Just do it with your hands. Don't go out to commit crimes and become a rapist. If you are caught by the police, what will I do for the rest of my life?" "

Chen Nan felt like he was breaking down. This woman was simply not a human being. If he continued talking to her, he would have a nervous breakdown.

"Li Xiao, I'll fuck you!"

Chen Nan said viciously, and then hung up the phone. The moment he hung up, Li Xiao's proud laughter came from over there.

"This woman is a temptress!"

Chen Nan sighed, threw the phone aside, then lay on the bed, and fell asleep soon.

……

Early the next morning, after Chen Nan arrived in the classroom, Lan Yuqin called her into the office before her stool was warm.

Lan Yuqin's face was very ugly today, and could only be described as cold as ice. She was sitting at her desk, staring at Chen Nan, and suddenly slapped her hand on the table, "Chen Nan, you bastard, What did you do yesterday!?"

Chen Nan was a little confused. He blackmailed Principal Yang yesterday and did nothing else!

Seeing the confused look on his face, Lan Yuqin's face became even colder and she said angrily: "You are just an animal! A lesbian came to me this morning to complain, saying that you went to a brothel yesterday and slept with her. I haven’t given you the money yet, is this happening!?”