Naruto: My Figure Army
Chapter 70 The future...kill me
"Young master, are you alright?"
Seeing Qi Yunfei suddenly coughing violently, Bai Suzhen couldn't help but asked with concern. .shung
"Young Master, are you feeling unwell? Although this little girl is not talented, she does know a little bit about the art of Qihuang. If you don't mind it, how about letting me take your pulse for you?"
"Ahem... no, cough... it's okay, I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me!"
Qi Yunfei coughed violently and waved his hands to stop him, saying.
After finally restraining the rush of the hundred thousand grass and mud horses in his heart, Qi Yunfei finally took a long breath and calmed down, then he moved his eyes away from Bai Suzhen and looked at Bai Suzhen who had been following him. On the body of the woman in green.
"Miss Bai, if I guess correctly, the little girl behind you should be Miss Xiao Qing, right?"
Let me tell you! Why did this little girl look so confident from the beginning?
Just as she said herself, based on her ability, she really didn't take those two big men seriously.
I'm sorry, I didn't save the little girl's life, but I saved the lives of those two big men!
If this little girl is allowed to take action, it is estimated that the two big men will definitely have missing arms and broken legs!
"Sir, how did you know?"
After hearing Qi Yunfei say Xiao Qing's name, Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing both looked at Qi Yunfei in shock and asked in surprise.
"Haha, that's because your lady is wearing white clothes, so she's called Miss Bai!"
Qi Yunfei chuckled, and immediately said teasingly with a smirk on his face.
"So, if you are wearing blue clothes, if you are not called Xiaoqing, how can you be called Dahuang?"
"You... what kind of nonsense are you talking about?"
Xiao Qing was immediately angered by Qi Yunfei's nonsense. She pointed at Qi Yunfei's nose and asked.
"According to what you said, aren't you also wearing white clothes? Is it possible that your surname is Bai too?"
"My surname is Qi and my first name is Yunfei. Thank you!"
Qi Yunfei immediately kindly corrected Xiaoqing and said.
"Yeah!"
Xiaoqing was immediately so angry at Qi Yunfei that he scratched his head and scratched his head. He pointed at Qi Yunfei, but he was so angry that he could not speak!
"Ha ha……"
Bai Suzhen on the side couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckled, let out a sweet silver bell laugh, and spoke.
"Mr. Qi, you are really humorous!"
"Don't dare, don't dare!"
Qi Yunfei immediately waved his hand and said very humbly.
"Only second in the world!"
However, Bai Suzhen's next words immediately startled Qi Yunfei.
"Since Mr. Qi already knows our identities, I guess he is not an ordinary person, right?"
"Miss Bai is indeed Miss Bai! I admire you, I admire you!"
Qi Yunfei was also slightly startled, but he quickly recovered, clapped his hands and praised.
In fact, Qi Yunfei was not surprised at all.
After all, what can I say, he is facing the White Lady!
After all, my mother-in-law has thousands of years of Taoism and is well-informed. It is estimated that all the capable people and strangers she has met can put together an enhanced company!
How could he possibly be able to hide this from the White Lady with his little bit of intelligence?
"Miss Bai is not only beautiful, but also so smart. Compared with this little girl, there is a huge difference!"
While Qi Yunfei vigorously flattered the White Lady, he did not forget to say a few words to the woman in green behind him.
"What did you say? Say it again if you can!"
What kind of character is Xiaoqing? When he heard Qi Yunfei say that to her, he grinned at Qi Yunfei, as if he wanted to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
"Since Miss Bai has noticed it, I won't beat around the bush!"
Qi Yunfei didn't even bother Xiaoqing and continued to talk to Bai Suzhen.
"Actually, I am a divine fortune teller who knows astronomy from above and geography from below. He is knowledgeable about the ancient times and the present. He is known as the divine fortune teller for 500 years before the Ming Dynasty and 500 years after the Dawn. People give him the nickname - Bai Xiaosheng! It is you who are here!"
Qi Yunfei immediately acted very pretentious and gave himself a nickname that seemed very domineering!
"Hmph! You've been pretending to be a ghost! After doing this for a long time, aren't you just a charlatan who can only tell lies!"
Xiao Qingdang snorted in displeasure and spoke in a disgraceful manner.
"I'm not afraid of exposing my tongue when I talk big! Since you are so capable, then tell me, what is this girl's real body? I can't tell you!"
"What's so difficult about this?"
If Xiaoqing asked something else, Qi Yunfei probably wouldn't be able to answer it, but what she wanted to ask about was her own identity!
Nonsense, as long as anyone has watched "The Legend of White Snake", who doesn't know that Xiao Qing's original body is a green bamboo snake that became a spirit.
However, he would just tell people, "You are just like a green snake that has become a spirit!" Is this such a lack of technical quality?
"But if I can guess it, what should you do?"
"If you can really guess it, I will chop off my head and play it as a ball for you!"
Xiao Qing patted her little chest and said confidently.
"Tsk tsk! Little girl, how can you be so bloody!"
Qi Yunfei immediately clicked his tongue and shook his head.
"Let's do this! I don't want you to chop off your head, as long as you be my maid for the rest of your life! How about that?"
"Then what if you can't guess it?"
Xiao Qing immediately stared into Qi Yunfei's eyes and asked.
"Then I will be your servant for the rest of my life, how about that?"
Qi Yunfei raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled.
No matter how this is calculated, he will not suffer any loss!
After all, Xiao Qing has become a spirit snake demon. For the rest of his life, that means he has a lifespan of at least five hundred years!
As a mortal, it would be considered good if he had a lifespan of more than a hundred years!
Of course, Xiao Qing obviously didn't know this.
"That's what you said, don't go back on it!"
Xiaoqing snorted coldly, but seemed to have absolute confidence in herself.
She didn't believe that Qi Yunfei, a mere mortal, could see her true identity with his naked eyes.
"a man of his words!"
Qi Yunfei, on the other hand, looked calm and confident.
"Then tell me, what is this girl's true identity?"
"of course can!"
Qi Yunfei grinned, stretched out a finger, waved it in front of Xiao Qing's eyes, then pointed towards Xiao Qing's toe and said.
"But before that, girl, should you put your little tail away first? You are about to show your true colors!"
"Wow!"
Xiao Qing's eyes widened immediately, and he jumped up in shock.
He looked at his feet anxiously, wondering if he had accidentally revealed his true form because he was too excited!
However, when she looked down, she only saw her own pair of slender, white legs, with no sign of revealing herself.
"You...you lied to me, my tail..."
As soon as Xiaoqing opened her mouth, she reacted immediately and quickly covered her mouth!
"I admit defeat! Little girl, when are you going to become my maid to this young master?"
Qi Yunfei touched his chin, looked at Xiaoqing with a wicked smile, and said.
"This doesn't count. You are cheating. This doesn't count at all!"
Xiao Qingdang said angrily even if he wanted to deny it.
At this time, Bai Suzhen looked at Qi Yunfei differently.
"It seems that, Mr. Qi, you are indeed a very human being!"
Bai Suzhen smiled sweetly and sighed softly.
"Mr. Qi, since you can tell us our true identities with just one glance, I must think that Mr. Qi is also a cultivator!"
"It's just that the little girl still has something unknown?"
Bai Suzhen said immediately.
"Suddenly, Mr. Qi, you already know our true identity, but why don't you hate us like other cultivators?"
Bai Suzhen has indeed seen many Taoist cultivators like Qi Yunfei, but most of them are dedicated to killing demons.
After seeing their true identities, they all just picked up their swords and killed them without saying a word!
How could Qi Yunfei be so calm even though he knew they were monsters!
"Haha! Miss Bai, didn't I just say that? I am Bai Xiaosheng, I know the past and the future!"
Qi Yunfei chuckled and continued to pretend, not forgetting to give White Lady a good guy card.
"Therefore, I know that you are a good person!"
"Haha! A good person?"
Bai Suzhen covered her mouth and smiled, then sighed again and said.
"If other cultivators could be as open-minded as Mr. Qi, then there wouldn't be so many injustices in the world!"
Obviously, she thought of all the unfair treatment monsters suffered in the human world!
"Hahaha……"
However, Qi Yunfei suddenly burst into laughter.
"There have been thousands of practitioners in the world! However, how many people can truly attain the Tao?"
Qi Yunfei tried his best to pretend to be right.
"..."
Suddenly, Bai Suzhen fell into silence.
"Master Qi, you are indeed a man of great wisdom!"
After a long time, Bai Suzhen sighed slowly.
The highest level of pretending is not how well you can pretend, but when you pretend to be in front of others, but others cannot tell that you are pretending.
Obviously, Qi Yunfei succeeded in pretending!
"Since, Mr. Qi, you said you know the past and the future, that little girl has something I want to ask of you, I don't know..."
Bai Suzhen immediately wanted to ask.
"Do you want to ask, where is the destined person you have been looking for?"
However, before Bai Suzhen finished speaking, Qi Yunfei was the first to answer.
"Don't you know, Mr. Qi..."
Suddenly, Bai Suzhen's eyes narrowed and she asked nervously.
"Haha! Of course I know!"
Qi Yunfei chuckled and then said again.
"Moreover, I also know that in the near future, Miss Bai and that person are destined to have an entangled relationship!"
"Hmph! Don't tell me! You want to say that that person is you, right?"
However, at this time, Xiao Qing suddenly snorted coldly and gave Qi Yunfei the excuse.
"Haha! No matter how virtuous or capable I am, I am lucky enough to be favored by Miss Bai!"
Qi Yunfei chuckled, shook his head and said.
"Of course, if it were you, Miss Xiaoqing, then Xiaosheng would have no choice but to accept it!"
"You... you are a prodigal, I have long seen that you are not a good person!"
Xiao Qing suddenly became furious, pointed at Qi Yunfei's nose, and cursed.
"Since Mr. Qi already knows who that person is, I wonder, can you tell the little girl where he is?"
Bai Suzhen's charming eyes were as silk as silk, she stared into Qi Yunfei's eyes and asked seriously.
"Don't say it, don't say it! Don't leak the secret!"
However, Qi Yunfei waved his hand and continued to pretend.
"However, I have something I want to give to Miss Bai. I hope Miss Bai can keep it in mind!"
"Master Qi, please come in!"
Bai Suzhen said quickly.
"Break it off now!"
Qi Yunfei spoke lightly, then uttered a word.
"Breaking it off right away?"
Bai Suzhen couldn't help but repeat Qi Yunfei's words!
"Everything in this world has its destiny! Don't be too attached to what is in front of you. When it's time to let go, let it go!"
Qi Yunfei was still pretending very hard.
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