Dragon Ball: Age of Earth Awakening

The news that joker is going to hold a press conference has become the only focus in the world for a while. Everyone is paying attention to this press conference. At this time, there is no war in the world, there are no activities of the underworld, and the police are not on duty. This design It has never been so peaceful, it is like a world in a utopia.

The top elites in the city, office workers in the towns, farmers in the villages, all professions, and all social classes have achieved equality at this moment. They are just helpless humans, waiting for God to come to them, and for now, joker To the person closest to that God.

"What will joker say this time?"

Xiaoni took a sip of coffee. A sip is a sip. You may not be able to drink coffee after going to hell. However, Yunyun'er nodded affirmatively and said: "Xiao Q said that joker is the only one who can save the world. He is right Joker is very trustworthy and there will be no problems.”

A look of surprise also appeared in Xiaoni's eyes, and she asked curiously: "Xiaoyun, you are so strange recently. You always talk about Xiaoq. Are you really attracted to her?"

Yunyun'er looked panicked, her pretty face flushed red, and retorted: "You're talking nonsense, I just think that Xiao Q was raised by joker, and he should know joker best, so I asked a few more questions, so I Don’t worry.”

"Really?" Xiaoni looked at Yunyun'er and saw that the roots of this girl's ears were turning red. She couldn't help but chuckle, "Okay, my Yunyun, no one is trying to steal a man from you. Besides, I'm quite envious of you. , the world is about to end, at least you still have a boyfriend who can give you the last bit of tenderness. I don’t want me to be single in the end, without even a chance to have a relationship, and I’ll just be a girl until the day I die.”

Yunyun'er was startled. She didn't understand the meaning of Xiaoni's words at first. When she saw the evil smile on her face, she immediately realized that the two girls were hammering each other with their pink fists. Such playfulness clearly did not mean the end of the world. sense of crisis.

Then the joker's figure appeared on the TV screen, and everyone looked at the long-lost figure with anticipation in their eyes.

joker said: "You don't have to look at the recent situation to know that the end of the world is coming soon. Many people are like ants on a hot pot and are extremely anxious."

"First, politicians from various countries kept trying to contact me, and various warriors wanted to inquire about my situation. However, I refused and didn't plan to talk too much nonsense to them. Originally, I didn't want to talk nonsense about this kind of thing. I had already made a plan and prepared for the upcoming battle. However, the star in the sky was really annoying and made me feel panicked. Humans all over the world were frustrated, so I decided to hold a press conference. "

People dare not speak out loudly, but what joker said is the truth. Now everyone is anxious to the point of despair, and life is really like a year.

"I am holding a press conference this time to tell everyone the details of this alien civilization invasion."

As soon as these words came out, the whole world was shocked. Invasion of alien civilization?

"Joker said it was an alien invasion?"

"Hey, did I hear you right? Joker just said that this time it was an alien invasion, but isn't that planet a planet?"

Although joker didn't hear everyone's questions, he could imagine what they were thinking right now. Anyway, it was just those questions, so he said: "This planet was originally at the edge of the Milky Way, but it suddenly changed itself. With the kinetic energy, it flew towards the earth accurately. What do you think is going on? Scientists didn’t tell you because various countries have issued a silence order. My colleagues themselves also know that this is too weird and saying it will cause panic, but I don’t have that Taboo, let’s just say it bluntly here, that planet is an interstellar spacecraft modified based on a moon-sized planet, and their purpose is to invade the earth and enslave mankind.”

Many people's hearts were in their throats when they saw what Joker said. Their eyes were filled with astonishment. Isn't this a plot that only appears in science fiction novels?But if you think about it carefully, it is indeed strange. If it really suddenly gained the kinetic energy to change its state of motion, then the technological content of the alien civilization on this planet is not low.

"But why is joker so sure?"

"That's right. It's not like the earth has never been hit by comets before. To put it bluntly, it's not unusual for these coincidences to happen once every few hundred million years."

The TV screen changed. It showed a top-down plan view of the solar system. There was a red line on it that specifically marked the orbit of the planet. Joker explained: "As you can see, the trajectory of this planet is very strange. It is moving away. The sun suddenly made a sharp turn and flew straight towards the earth. At the same time, did they notice that the planet first bypassed the sun and then intercepted the earth accurately? It felt like a precise planet The guided interceptor missile fully takes into account the target's orbit. What's even more frightening is that this planet is not affected by the gravity of the sun. It should not be said that it makes full use of the gravity of the sun to intercept the earth with an exaggerated and difficult level. In this way, you It’s time to understand, right?”

People are already dumbfounded. No matter how poor the popularity of compulsory education is, joker has explained it with pictures and texts. Can't you still understand?

"I believe that many people will understand what I mean by now. The reason why I am not panicking is because since the other party is going to invade the earth, it is impossible for the planet to directly collide with the earth, right? On such a scale If there is a collision, the earth will definitely be smashed into pieces. What does a shattered earth mean to this group of invaders?"

yes!Could it be that he made such a big detour and did so many troublesome things just to let his aircraft crash into this planet and then both die together and gain nothing?Isn't this short-sighted? !

"Holy crap, why didn't I think of this before? This is totally unreasonable!"

"Yes, what the joker said is correct. What does a destroyed earth mean to those aliens?"

joker's explanation still continued, he said: "No matter how dark the laws of the universe are, you have to take care of your own interests when doing things. The prerequisite for launching a war of destruction should be that there are resources here that make hunters ecstatic, regardless of whether the earth has With this kind of resource, after a week, the planet will automatically deviate from its orbit, and then the aliens on it will get off the station, and that’s when the doomsday war will begin.”

The people on the earth immediately calmed down from the joy just now and listened carefully to the joker's words. Since the aliens are coming, this battle is inevitable.

"I want you to guarantee that when that planet deviates from the earth, I will directly crush it into pieces. Give the opponent a show of strength first. Otherwise, if you are on a planet the size of the moon, who knows how many alien warriors will come?"

"Therefore, I need warriors from all over the world to unite immediately. This war will be named the Battle for Earth Hegemony. It is a war in which warriors on Earth will sacrifice their lives for their homeland. Here is your chance to prove your worth!"

(End of this chapter)