I'm really Naruto

Xiao Yang once heard the news that a boy in India was born with deformities, with a swollen forehead, small eyes, and difficulty even walking. .biquge But he and his family thought this was a blessing from God, because his deformed appearance resembled the elephant-headed god Ganesha in ancient Indian legends. Ganesha, the elephant-headed god, is the embodiment of wisdom, wealth, luck and success and is believed by many Indians. Due to the extremely high illiteracy rate in India, the ignorant villagers worshiped the deformed child as the reincarnation of a god and took him out of the village to bless villagers in other villages.

Xiao Yang felt extremely ridiculous when he first heard about it, but now it seems that this news is probably true.

Because the villagers of Lajia Village bowed to Abai Snake's clumsy majesty and provided Xiao Yang with a huge wave of reputation.

Are you still dancing snakes?

That was impossible, they had to sacrifice the Abai snake.

As for the Snake Dance Championship champion?

After Arbo Snake caused such a drama, who still remembers Akshay?

Xiao Yang is the person chosen by "God".

Charles and others naturally did not believe what the village chief Dirang said. They believed that Xiao Yang used snake-related powers. But they couldn't explain it to the villagers. The people in Lajia Village would only regard their statement as disrespectful to the gods. If they continue to talk, Lajia Village will even drive them out of the village as a group of blasphemers.

The snake stopped dancing. After worshiping for a while, Brother Asan entered their inherent phase...

"Hey!"

Xiao Yang felt a headache after hearing this tune.

In the dance performed by the villagers in Lajia Village, Abo Snake gained respect for the first time.

It wasn't until Aboshe said he wanted to take a rest that the villagers stopped celebrating and respectfully offered guest rooms to Xiao Yang and others.

Entering the guest room, the worship activities in Laga Village have not stopped.

Looking out through the peephole in the guest room, you will see Brother Asan coming from time to time to pay homage in the direction of the guest room where they are staying.

Although it feels strange, Xiao Yang will not refuse. Brother Asan's piety is constantly bringing him reputation...

"A lot of people are coming." Moxi opened the window screen and looked out the window. "The muscular man with scarred eyes from before should be a high-level mercenary. The gray-haired man doesn't look simple either. The blond one is Colonel Charles of the Free Association. In addition, In addition, there are many mercenaries in the crowd, but they don’t seem to be very powerful. Charles recognizes me. Before entering the maze of trees and seas, I will try to avoid taking action in order to hide my identity. So from now on, I can only rely on you for the time being. ”

Hearing what Mo Qian said, Xiao Yang was very nervous, "So many dangerous people have come to Lajia Village, and I am the only one who can support them?"

"The battle will not break out in advance until we reach the tree sea labyrinth. Didn't you notice that everyone in Lajia Village has always maintained a tacit understanding and did not take the initiative to cause trouble? Although we fight for the tree jade fruit, we only consume each other here. It would be cheaper for San Ge Wu. And in order to reach the Sea of ​​Trees Labyrinth smoothly, they did not even dare to cause trouble in Lajia Village, so as not to attract San Ge Wu’s people in advance. Now at this time, they should try their best to find a place to stay in La Jia Village .”

“Wouldn’t camping in the wild be enough?”

"While camping in the wild requires separate people to keep watch, we can save you this trouble in Lajia Village. The journey will be very hard after that, and everyone wants to recharge their batteries in Lajia Village..."

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Charles and others were indeed troubled by this matter, but he quickly thought of a solution.

Charles knocked on the door of a guest room at random, "Sir, can you give me this house?"

Although the smile on Charles's face was polite, the other party was obviously unhappy at being interrupted during his rest, "Why?"

Charles didn't say much and asked his subordinate to hand over a stack of bills. The other person's angry expression softened instantly.

Inspired by Charles, many unknown people took action.

But sometimes as soon as the door opens, they change the words they were about to say.

"Sorry, knocked on the wrong door."

After all, colleagues will not give up their houses.

Akshay also walked into a guest room vacated by travelers.

This scene made some people feel wary after seeing it.

Because Akshay didn't say a word from the moment he opened the door, but the passenger in the guest room packed his luggage inexplicably and walked out of his own accord.

Due to everyone's actions, many ordinary tourists were "driven out". It was impossible for them to sleep on the street, let alone stay in the wild. They could only take an overloaded bus driven by an experienced driver and return to Gardada.

The overloaded bus was walking on the bumpy road, and the body of the bus swayed like a tombstone. Xiao Yang, who was watching from the window, was very frightened when he saw this scene.

……

The next day, Xiao Yang and others met Charles in the hotel. They didn't know what happened next, so they were surprised to see Charles appear here.

Charles was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao Yang, then smiled and said, "Hello, Mr. Salman."

Salman Yang is Xiao Yang's self-introduction after winning the snake dance competition yesterday. He calls himself an Indian Chinese and is also an Indian snake charmer.

Lying can cover your identity, bring Xiao Yang closer to the villagers of Lajia Village, enhance their sense of identity, and gain reputation easily.

"Hello." Xiao Yang responded promptly and did not hesitate due to the temporary name.

"Your snake dance yesterday was very good and impressed me deeply, but who are these people around you?"

Charles has been on guard for several teams since yesterday. He has never been able to figure out Xiao Yang, a person with powers related to snakes.

Because Xiao Yang's team is so strange, with one boy, one girl and three children, they look like a family, but are they really a family?

Charles thought it would be better to give it a try.

Just as Xiao Yang was thinking about how to respond, Mo Qian took her hand.

Xiao Yang understood what Mo Qian meant, "This is my wife, and... these three are my silly sons."

As soon as Xiao Yang said "silly son", he felt someone kicked him hard from behind.

"Mr. Salman, are you really happy? However, I see that your children are about the same age?" Charles still felt something was wrong, especially Yun Luo and Xi Wei, who seemed to be about the same age.

"My wife can give birth."

Xiao Yang answered simply.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt someone grabbed his waist and twisted it forcibly, which was extremely painful.

"Uh."

Charles was stunned and didn't know how to continue the topic.

Before leaving, Charles was very friendly and contributed his reputation to Xiao Yang.

After spending a night in Laga Village, everyone left the hotel in the morning with a tacit understanding and walked towards the wild.

They had to pass through the forest of trees and continue on their way to the maze of trees.

Xiao Yang summoned a big rock snake in the woods outside Lajia Village, and three lolita climbed up skillfully.

Seeing this, Moxie also wanted to ride. After some discussion and a threefold salary increase, Big Rock Snake finally got everyone on board. Of course, all the travel expenses to India have to be paid by Moxie.

In this way, the big rock snake perfectly integrated into the local painting style and became an overloaded snake...

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