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"Sabi!"

Lu Xuan couldn't help but cursed any longer, and then said unhappily: "What's the matter? If nothing happens, then let's leave it like this for now, I still dare to go back to sleep!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the room. ∷Top∷Point∷Small∷Say, x.

"Fuck, are you serious?" When he saw that Lu Xuan didn't look like he was joking, he turned around and walked towards the room. Tang Mingrui was startled and quickly grabbed him with his hands, shouting. : "Damn it, brother, I am joking with you. Do you have a sense of humor?"

"That's right, it's your honor to have our young master joke with you!" Thin Monkey nodded and continued.

Fat Bear also stretched out his hand to grab Lu Xuan, and shouted, "Yes, he will only joke if he can make our young master a brother."

Lu Xuan was speechless... He was obviously just pretending to be sexy and showing off his superiority, why did it suddenly turn into a joke?

Alas, once people are shameless these days, it’s really terrible!

"speak politely!"

Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at the three of them, rubbed his nose again, and asked in a serious tone: "Tell me, why did you come all the way to see me?"

"Actually, there's nothing wrong. I just missed you after not seeing you for a long time. I heard from my brother that your team is on holiday, so I just wanted to go drinking, guessing, and bragging." Tang Mingrui responded with a smile.

"Tell the truth!" Of course Lu Xuan didn't believe this kind of nonsense to deceive a three-year-old child, and asked again coldly with a straight face.

"Really, I promise I just came here to have fun with you." Tang Mingrui straightened his chest and responded with a confident look, as if he was afraid that others would doubt and not believe him.

"Look at my face?" Lu Xuan pointed at his handsome, sunny face and said softly.

"Why are you looking at your face? I'm not gay and have no interest in men. Although you are very good-looking, it can't change the fact that this young master likes beautiful women with bulging front and back." Tang Mingrui first looked at Lu Xuan He glanced at it, then showed an impatient and disgusted look on his face, waved his hand and said.

"That's right, our young master only likes beauties like Liu Yifei and Fan Bingbing." Shouhou nodded and agreed.

Fat Bear also nodded and said angrily: "Of course, there are Lin Chiling, Tang Yan and Tang Wei, who are also our young master's favorite types. Every day, there are a lot of beauties who want to fall into our young master's arms. How could he like you so much?" Where’s a grown man?”

Lu Xuan: "..."

These three children's IQs are really hopeless. They probably ate too many brain fragments when they were young.

"I think you use inflatables, right? Do you want me to give you a pump?" Lu Xuan was speechless and couldn't help but cursed: "I asked you to look at my face just because I wanted you to see it. I just look like an idiot, but you fucking... actually..."

Lu Xuan didn't want to say anything after that. He looked like he hated iron but could not make steel. He could only lament how could there be such a bad person in the world?

It doesn't matter if one person makes two strokes, but all three of them make two strokes. It is a miracle that the three masters and servants come together, and it is even more amazing than winning five million double-color balls.

After all, it is very difficult to find an identical person in this world. When three people come together, what else can be described as a miracle?

"Damn it, you actually think that this young master plays with inflatable dolls all day long... Do you know that you are doubting my young master's charm?" When Tang Mingrui heard what Lu Xuan said, he immediately rolled his eyelids and said angrily. complained.

After all, he is the most famous dandy in Shengjing City, right? Not to mention that the woman who wants to marry her can wrap around the Great Wall, but the money-worshiping girl who just wants to climb into his bed can be lined up from Shengjing City to Ninghai.

Lu Xuan said that he was playing with inflatable dolls. Isn't this very disrespectful?

"Damn it, you look like an idiot and it's good to have a doll for you to play with. If you're still not convinced, don't you know how many men want to play with dolls but don't have them?" Lu Xuan became angrier the more he looked at Tang Mingrui's funny look. , directly and severely criticizing his weak heart without giving any face.

"Your sister!" Seeing Lu Xuan talking about him like that again, Tang Mingrui yelled angrily, and then said: "You idiot, if I didn't treat you as a brother, I would have killed him if it had been someone else." Dead. You must know that this young master is the most famous dandy in Shengjing City!"

Lu Xuan was speechless again. He really didn't want to continue arguing with these two pens. He rubbed his nose and said in a serious tone: "Stop making trouble and tell the truth. What do you want to do after all the effort?"

"I told you, I just came here to have fun with you. I know that you are a gourmet in the civilian world. You can often find those good-quality, cheap and delicious things, just like stuffed snails, so I came to find you. , let you take us to find delicious food." Tang Mingrui replied.

The thin monkey nodded and echoed: "That's right, our mouths watered again when we mentioned the stuffed snails. You don't know that last time we ate the stuffed snails on Zhongshan Road in Ninghai, the young master would talk about all kinds of compliments to everyone after he came back. I also secretly spent thousands of yuan on air tickets to fly to Ninghai to eat dozens of yuan of snail stuffed rice."

"Yes, so the young master led us here to find you. I hope we can eat something delicious and drinkable with you." Fat Bear smiled, showing a mouth-watering foodie look, as if he was jumping around at this moment It's like delicacies with delicacies from mountains and seas.

How could Lu Xuan believe the nonsense of the three of them? It took a lot of contacts and intelligence networks to find him, just to go out to eat and drink together?

If he believed it, he could be said to be mentally retarded and even more stupid than them.

"Tell the truth!" Lu Xuan didn't even want to scold anymore and asked directly and coldly again.

"Really, is it necessary for a man of my stature, such as this young master, to lie to you? Besides, what's the benefit of lying to you?" Tang Mingrui glanced at Lu Xuan with dissatisfaction and said angrily.

"Really?" Lu Xuan still refused to believe it. He spent a heavy price just to find someone to eat, drink and have fun. This was either because he was mentally ill or he took the wrong medicine.

"Really." Tang Mingrui nodded, and said in a serious tone again: "I just think you are funny, and it is my Tang Mingrui brother who came all the way to find you. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't It would be so shameless!"

"Oh!"

Lu Xuan responded casually, then turned around and walked towards the room, saying, "I'm very busy, and I don't have time to play with you. If you have nothing else to do, please go back!"

"Fuck you!" Tang Mingrui yelled angrily, and then said: "I have gone through all the trouble to come to you, why don't you just say a few words of condolences, and you still have no conscience when you drive me away? "

"That's right, you don't know how many people want to see our young master but can't even see him, let alone him running over to find people to play with." Seeing that Tang Mingrui was rejected, Shouhou also looked very angry and said to Lu Xuan is attacking.

Fat Bear puffed up his little cheeks and angrily complained to his master: "You treat our young master's conscience like a donkey's liver and lungs. Originally I didn't want to scold you, but now I can't help but scold you for being a white-eyed wolf. "

Lu Xuan was speechless... Suddenly he felt that these three funny guys were not only idiots, but also idiots who were very cute.

"I didn't ask you to come over, right?" Lu Xuan turned around and glanced at the angry Tang Mingrui and said coldly.

When Tang Mingrui heard this, he felt like he was going to vomit three liters of blood. Was it a thankless and shameful move for him to come all the way to find Lu Xuan?

"Nary Lu Xuan, I really want to beat you up!" After hearing Lu Xuan's words, Tang Mingrui was so angry that he roared and cursed.

But after he finished scolding, his momentum instantly weakened, and he said helplessly as if he was about to cry: "But you are progressing so fast now, even if I want to beat you, I will be abused in return!"

"Alas..." After talking about it, Tang Mingrui sighed heavily. As early as two months ago, Lu Xuan was an ant that he could easily crush to death. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, he would become an ant that he could easily crush. Ants.

Paralyzed, the more Tang Mingrui thought about it, the sadder he became. He really wanted to buy a pack of heart-to-heart tissues and then hide under the quilt and cry sadly.

We are all mortal beings raised by our mothers and fathers. Why are there such big differences between people?

"I'll give you one last chance. Tell me why you came to me. If you don't stay honest, I'll close the door and go to bed." Seeing Tang Mingrui's depressed look, Lu Xuan rubbed his nose and spoke to him calmly. asked.

The depressed look on Tang Mingrui's face disappeared for a moment. He puffed up his chest and said seriously: "Actually, my real purpose is to protect you. My second purpose is to eat, drink and have fun with you, and see what I discovered by the way. It’s delicious food that none of us have ever tasted, and if someone bullies you, we’ll beat him up for you.”

"Really?" Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows and asked in disbelief.

Tang Mingrui nodded. He wanted to show his heart to Lu Xuan. He nodded sharply and said, "Nonsense, of course it is true. This is the decision made by Mr. Tang, the current head of our Tang family. Let me follow you." You are by your side to protect you. Although the three of us are not as strong as you now, we are still able to deal with some annoying flies and blind boys. "

"Why?" Of course Lu Xuan didn't believe in the good news of pie in the sky, he rubbed his nose and asked.

"Do you know there is Tang Minglong in Class 1? He is my cousin, the most promising member of the younger generation of the Tang family to inherit the position of head of the family in the future." Tang Mingrui asked.

Lu Xuan nodded and said, "I remember, but I don't usually communicate with him much. We basically just meet and say hello."

"It was he who passed your outstanding performance in the army back home. The old man thought that you were a potential stock and you were very likely to hold a very important position in the army in the future, so he wanted to make good friends with you. Originally, he wanted to send other people over to work with you. You negotiate and invite you to be a guest of the Tang family... But since I know you, I volunteered myself and came to stay with you to enhance the relationship between the Tang family and you." Tang Mingrui explained.

"Haha." Lu Xuan just smiled when he heard the sound. He felt that this answer was more truthful.

"Why are you laughing? I'm telling the truth." When Tang Mingrui saw Lu Xuan smiling, he thought he didn't believe it, so he quickly explained: "If you don't believe me, I will take you to our Tang family as a guest. Just talk to the old man." You know if I’m telling lies.”

"Idiot!" Lu Xuan rolled his eyes at him and said, "I didn't say what you said was false. Why are you so excited?"

"So... So you believe that I came to you just to stay by your side, eat, drink and have fun with you while protecting you?" Upon hearing that Lu Xuan believed it, Tang Mingrui, who had been wronged and suspected for a long time, couldn't help but reveal a smile. He looked so excited that he wanted to rush up to hug him and take a few bites.

"Idiot!" Lu Xuan scolded him again and said, "I don't understand why your Tang family wants to befriend me?"

This book was first published on Kanshurim